#minecraft sex

[kayakischaotic]

slimecicle: “you can put your Minecraft bed next to Mine I guess”

…

mariana: [plays clocks by coldplay]

#CRYING PISSINV SHITTING #I BURST OIT LAUGHING #QSMP #Coldplay #minecraft sex #slash half joking because it’s slime and mariana #misclick duo #fliporiana #slimariana #slimeariana #slimecicle #qslimecicle #elmariana #qelmariana #mariana #qmariana #qcharlie #still giggling

[godmademewithoutarms]

'Brother in arms' oh they were in each other's arms alright

#yes this is a joke about garroth and laurance canonically fucking #i love how the aphmau wiki/canon series has them listed as brother in arms and they also like. had sex. #idk why that's so funny to me #garroth ro'meave #laurance zvahl #garrance #aphmau #aphmau mcd #mcd #minecraft diaries

[spaciebabie]

springtrap says the EVIL sex word because hes so so SCARY and evil and PURPLE AAAAA!!!!!! AAAAAA!!! SEX!!!!!!! MOUMMY!! HEEELP!!!!

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #purple guy #william afton #springtrap fnaf #you all should listen ta the hit album 'sex in minecraft' by joel varg #a classic if i do say so myself #GRANDMA HAS DIED BUT I STIIIIIIIILLLL HAVE SEX IN MINECRAAAAAAAAAAAFT #what is up w/him and grandma first the ghostbusters album now this #glitchtrap #vanny fnaf #this has been stuck in my head for forever #this is what insanity looks like :\ #oh well already knew thattun #i wasnt supposed ta draw this taday. it was supposed ta be. something else. #weeeeeereeeerrrrghgh #bye #suggestive #i guess #spacie scribbles

[blufox234isadumbname]

pillowtalk

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #charlie slimecicle #el mariana #slimecicle #qsmp mariana #slimeriana #fliporiana #i guess??? idk whats the ship name #my art #blusart #comic #this is directly after the hot gay Minecraft sex btw

[macbethz]

GAMES AS INTIMACY

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow, Gabrielle Zevin // DIE, Kieron Gillen and Stephanie Hans // Disco Elysium, ZA/UM // Existenz (1999) dir. David Cronenberg // The Beginner's Guide, Everything Unlimited Ltd // Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow // Black Mirror "Striking Vipers," Charlie Booker // DIE concept sketches by Stephanie Hans // Minecraft End Poem, Julian Gough

#THIS HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR A WHILE FUCK IT LETS POST #please support my only love having gay video game sex #tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #die comic #disco elysium #existenz #the beginners guide #black mirror #minecraft #warlock wartalks #web weaving

[dyketubbo]

forgive me if i lose tubbo character analysis points (rolls eyes heavily) over this or something but i honestly dont think the date was very ooc or that the frubbo romance is going to be played as something that makes qtubbo better. obviously qtubbo gained a lot of trust issues and lost a lot of hope in others + started to strongly believe that love only hurts after purgatory and the funeral. and hes an extremely defeatist guy at heart

but he also makes exceptions because no matter how much he tries to disconnect himself he still cares so so much about others. he has such a weird fucked up view of love and justifies seeing sunny as an exception by saying they wont hurt each other because their love is unconditional and yet he also claims empanada isnt safe when bagi is around because the eye workers will use that connection to their advantage And Yet he constantly looks after and takes care of sunny anyways. even though hes already mourning her before theyve even died. even though by his own logic it may be safer for sunny to not be with him

and like.. he says dont get attached empathy makes you weak but he tries to ruin fit & pacs date so they dont abandon him. he still jokes around with them and has happy moments with them bc ultimately theyre his friends and even if they dont Really understand what hes going through or what would help him they want to be there for him and make him happy and they Do make him happy. bc qtubbo doesnt spend all of his time with his friends whining and groaning about how theyre going to leave him some day and despite being suicidal and defeatist and at times a fucking jerk that isnt his whole personality

depressed people Have happy days. they have ups and peaks in their life and yeah actually many of them do manage to have nice relationships and theres a lot of depressed people out there who are fully capable of just. not being complete downers to be around all the time (cough a lot of comedians have depression cough). if anything i would argue it isnt just in character but realistic for qtubbo to be able to just. have a normal date where hes a bit of a loser and manages to get through an actual confession

and its not like hes going all in oh we're dating and we're going to get married now bc he doesnt even consider themselves boyfriends and he turns down sunny claiming fred as another parent. he just had a happy day and it boosted his mood a little. i dont think fred is really on his list of trusted people and in fact i feel like him just being very silly and awkward during the date is a Part of him not fully trusting fred or wanting to be super serious around/with her. i think to qtubbo fred symbolizes sure some pain from the whole funeral situation but also still a lot of happier simpler times and ultimately a time where tubbo was happier and openly hopeful

if anything, tubbos relationship with fred is another form of escapism for him. of course it isnt going to make him better. he literally brought fred to him and sunnys island where they plan to live far away from everyone to avoid their problems. its all a fantasy for him, and one that he isnt even allowing himself to fully jump into but will joke about and dance around the subject of nonetheless

#'the gay sex will make him better' 'the gay sex will make him worse' the gay sex is just another way for him to avoid his problems #ultimately the hope is still there in qtubbo. hes buried it down deep but its in there #let him have some joyous whimsy. the boy is barely serious about his own issues of course hes going to spend the date- #-making stupid minecraft pick up lines and being extremely awkward. what did you expect from him be fr #mask mews #should i count this as an analysis proper. i guesss #amaryllis analyzes #tubbo #fred qsmp #frubbo #qsmp #anyways qtubbo is bpd realness #having an fp doesnt solve all of your problems being in a relationship doesnt solve all of your problems #if anything the tunnel vision from having one is likely to make you ignore all your issues #bc you feel happy so you stop caring about working on yourself #if you even cared in the first place

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

HAPPY SEX IN MINECRAFT DAY

SEX IN MINECRAFT IS 1 YEAR OLD TODAY

Grandma is dead.🗣️🎧🔊🔥

#vargskelethor #vinesauce #vinesauce joel #wow #real #sex in minecraft #i'm having sex in minecraft #grandma died in the hospital #but im too busy having sex in minecraft #happy birthday sex in minecraft

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: Yep, that looks about right.

--- timaeusTestified [TT] sent an attachment. ---

TG: reggie the rat 18+ rp sex server

TT: Sometimes you just get bored of normal server names.

#submission #source: group chat shenannigans #little does dave know that the server is what it says it is #// ON MINECRAFT? #HOW DO YOU RP REGGIE THE RAT SEX ON MINECRAFT #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #dirk strider

[rookisit]

how the fuck do I explain the Qsmp to my parents

Like yea I'm just going to go disappear into my room for 5-7 hours on a perfect summer day to watch my favorite white cis 34 year old Minecraft streamer take care of eggs due to the fact they made the mother leave by blowing up a wall because they have the impulse control of fucking kindergarteners and also to watch him get dragged kicking and screaming into gay role play and having to put up with the government. Oh, and did I mention that this is why I randomly started learning spanish?

The islands main goal despite the government having conflicting ideologies is communication and connection! Sure they kidnaped a few people but they are making lifelong connections between the island residents despite language barriers!

...

#and also gay sex onscreen #But we don't talk about that #But yea genuine question #Because I want to share and info dump #But. #How #In ceurranos's green earth am I supposed to do that #qsmp chayanne #qsmp #philza #qsmp philza #mcyt #philza minecraft #qsmpblr #qsmp eggs #qsmp tallulah #qsmp jaiden #baghera jones #quackity smp #forever player #qsmp cellbit #cucurucho #send help

[dreamonminecraft]

THANK YOU SO MUCH for being the FIRST person ive seen to admit that the punz and george situations shouldn’t have been aired publicly. there is entirely too much grey area and he-said-she-said for the community to have any sort of constructive conversation. it’s not protecting anyone from patterns of behavior like with wilbur, its airing out dirty laundry on a huge platform when it could have EASILY been handled privately.

If at all, honestly. I don't think either party in either situation gets any clarity from trying to discuss this publicly or privately. I guess George may learn a lesson about drinking with strangers and who to trust- maybe being extra careful about verifying the ages of people he chooses to be intimate with (something he should have been careful with to begin with), but ultimately he was careful of her body language and aware of non-verbal consent indicators. I don't think Caiti would gain the attention she feels like she wants from a private conversation. I think she's been told by her friends that she didn't want whatever happened and now she feels the need to be validated in those feelings. She needs therapy, not internet points. Clearly she has no interest in talking to George privately, and I don't think that her memory of that night can be untainted. She believes whatever story she has been told by people that were not there. Punz and Andi don't like each other and don't agree on the things that happened. I don't care how often they had sex and I don't want to read an essay about it on Twitter or on Tumblr. I think they should both move on but at the end of the day, if someone is going to air your shit out publicly, you have a right to defend yourself. I just don't care.

#for the love of god. i want to watch these guys play Minecraft. i do not want to hear about their sex lives. #unless it's with men slash jay #asks

[flyingnightmouse]

why did i get so attached to the goddamn Misclick Family. why. i knew they were a trainwreck in motion yet somehow didn't expect all the collateral damage

#qsmp #qsmp spoilers #juanaflippa #tilin #my beloveds... why... ;-; #slimecicle #elmariana #still my fave disaster duo but WHY #slimeriana #i guess? they better bond over their slippery slippery hands #and ig have more cursed minecraft sex to make me laugh again as compensation #for all the SAD they have given me

[edgarallanpoestan]

(looking longingly out the window) when will slimeriana return from war?

#bee buzzes #slimeriana #slimariana #charlie slimecicle #el mariana #slimecicle #fliporiana #im sorry i complained about the amount of on screen gay minecraft sex #just PLEASE come back

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

top 25 albums of all tims

#vargskelethor #vinesauce #vinesauce joel #wow #sex in minecraft #i'm having sex in minecraft #grandma is dying #hurry up i gotta have sex in minecraft

[kebbybites]

sex in minecraft day

i don't have any evidence of me having sex (in minecraft) but it happened tho i promise

#kebby draws #doodles #sex in minecraft #vargskelethor #fren #enderman

[alchemicaladarna]

I keep saying that the reason I got into QSMP in the first place was because of the eggs, namely Tallulah and Flippa (although admittedly I joined way after Flippa's death -_-)

But that's a lie actually.

The real reason was because I started seeing the sheer insanity that was Slimariana or Misclick Duo on my dash and yt fyp, and lo and behold my eyes were blessed with the clip of the "Coldplay sex scene" -arguably one of the first instances of explicit RP (IN MINECRAFT) was in the lgbtqsmp.

Anyways, I heard that scene took place during Easter? So um, Happy Easter, if you celebrate it, and happy one year of the Slimariana-Coldplay-sex-scene as well!! 🎉🎉🎉

#qsmp #qsmp slimeriana #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp mariana #misclick duo #ik its not the exact one year but im prettyyy sure they had sex on easter so that counts for meeee #also more people should talk about the chaos that was misclick duo during the early days of qsmp #those days were a fever dream and i miss that #*had sex IN MINECRAFT OK?? MINECRAFT IN CASE IT WASNT CLEAR ENOUGH

[sun-5h1ne]

NEW CHALLENGE ALERT!!

don’t have Minecraft sex with your government assigned egg partner.

Please.

There are children.

Your child is watching.

I’m watching.

I don’t want to.

Please I’m begging.

#fooligetta #qsmp #foolish gamers #vegettagaymer #q!charlie #el mariana #please guys #there have been over 6 separate cases of gay Minecraft sex on this server #I just want to have some pg-13 rated family fun but I’m greeted by sex