#my boy. my husband. my everything

[lost-in-ace]

Alucard really is the disaster bisexual representation we all needed and deserved.

His polycule broke up (died of old age) so he took a depression nap (entombed himself for a 300 year slumber), bleached his hair (lost all his color from said slumber), and switched up his style (put his tits away in a frilly shirt).

He really is one of us.

#alucard #Castlevania #castlevania spoilers #castlevania nocturne #Castlevania nocturne spoilers #castlevania netflix #adrian tepes #alucard castlevania #I missed him so so so much #my boy. my husband. my everything

[wombywoo]

just a cowboy and his thoughts 🌾

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #my art #been watching my husband play for about a week now #and I'm no gamer #but my god #this game is a masterpiece !!! #I'm seriously so in love with everything about it #so yeah #here's the best boy himself~

[p4nishers]

richard siken is insane

(every quote is by him btw)

#i read 'crush' by him and saw god or smth like that shit changed my LIFE man #that was sure a slap in the face go read it #the 'u're in a car with a beautiful boy' one UGH I AM NAUSEOUS #'how i ruined everything by saying it out loud' SIR???!!!!!! STOP READING CROWLEYS JOURNAL HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT SHIT #this will probably look cringe in the light of the morning but rn i couldn't give less of a fuck #ineffable husbands #azicrow #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens season two #crowley #aziraphale #richard siken #web weaving

[sukugo]

sukuna and gojo use binding vows for sex, taking things like orgasm denials or touch deprivation steps further, where the other is contractually bound to not be able to do certain things, like touch themselves or touch the other etc etc 

one such instance being a vow where gojo has a vibrator up his ass, but he can't touch himself or remove it, until sukuna specifically, pulls it out.  

he keeps the vibe in throughout the day, with sukuna controlling it remotely, even as they both go throughout their separate days.  

gojo goes to have his usual breakfast, and meets yuuji at the dining room, they greet and sit next to each other. yuuji is, as always, energetic and excited to see him 

they make conversation, until gojo gives a jolt and starts twitching and huffing. sukuna has turned the vibrator up all the way. yuuji worries and panics and asks him what's wrong. gojo gives a breathy laugh and reassures him. he motions low and tells yuuji about the vibrator inside him, through sudden jolts and soft whimpers.  

satoru complains about it, and yuuji advices to remove it or go and take care of himself.  

except gojo states that he can’t and yuuji puzzles.  

"it's... a pact—mmh!" 

"a pact???" yuuji's voice rises in volume, but he visibly calms, shoulders dropping into a fond sigh. "sensei, you really are..." that's all he can manage to say. reprimand is useless. gojo likes it, yuuji is well aware, he is enjoying every second of this, even as he complains.  

gojo gives a few odd jolts, undoubtedly an odd pattern of intensity from the vibe, yuuji can guess. sudden irregular ups and downs that are not taken well by the man.  

satoru clicks his tongue. "what is that guy doing?" he actually looks irritated for a moment—a look yuuji doesn’t get to see often—until it’s broken with a sigh and his pleased, calm demeanor returns, mimicking the soft waves of pleasure across his thighs. 

still, yuuji can see his hands crumpled at his sides, undoubtedly wishing to use them.  

that's when satoru perks flares up all of a sudden.  

"actually, yuuji,” he turns to look at him, grinning. “you can help me" he opens his legs and lifts the edges of his kimono, his dick peeking out the fabric. yuuji gulps at the sight. satoru motions to it, giving yuuji a wordless look. yuuji hesitates for a moment, but complies, taking his hand to the cock, and starts stroking. 

satoru crumbles under the touch, immediately breathing out his nose and muffling moans. he leans into yuuji, wrapping an arm around his shoulders, fingers clasped in yuuji's kimono, nuzzling into his hair and whining in his ear.  

satoru's sounds fluctuate in pitch and volume, making it known when his vibe's gotten stronger. yuuji keeps his pace and satoru spills in his hand. he twitches and sighs, soft breaths against yuuji's flushed ear. 

yuuji stares at the cum in his hand.  

"you can wipe it on me,” satoru tells him with a breath that's calmed much too fast. “my clothes are already soiled anyways". and yuuji feels bad for it, but he obeys nonetheless.  

satoru takes a hand to yuuji's chin and turns his face to him and gives him a kiss. short and sweet.  

"as a reward." he smiles at yuuji. the boy surprises but takes it happily, cheeks warm and eyes softened, albeit a bit timidly. a tinge of disappointment colors the edges of his face. 

"you want more?" satoru brings his face to yuuji's again. the vibrations have reached a slight plateau, so his voice is steadier.  

yuuji’s face widens a bit, but he nervously chuckles, pulling back from gojo's face. "no, it's alright," he lies. "i don't want sukuna to kill me" 

but satoru’s already pulling into him, breathing into his lips. "i won't let him <3"

"that's...actually reassuring......" yuuji’s eyes flutter shut as satoru's lips meet his again.  

and with that, they're kissing and slowly the vibrations and gojo’s twitching start again. satoru moves atop yuuji's lap to straddle him, and while they kiss, yuuji takes his hand between them and jerks him off again. satoru moans and gasps into his mouth, each jolt mirroring the pulses against his prostate.  

they separate for gojo to bury his face in yuuji's shoulders, arms hugging his neck. he humps into yuuji's hand until he comes against him again. 

he pants and huffs atop the boy, catching his breath. yuuji's gentle arms hold him, fingers rubbing slow circles at his back.  

satoru's breathing calms against yuuji’s neck. 

"yuuji, u're such a good boy."  

yuuji's heart and dick swell. 

#f.txt #scenario that has been plaguing my brain and i needed to share #just when they're done nobara and megumi come into the dining room #nobara twists her face. 'geh. itadori. taking advantage of a married man' #yuuji squints his eyes at her 'like u're one to talk' #nobara: still. at the breakfast table. could u be any more shameless #she says that but still makes her away to sit across them megumi following suit #megumi: go easy on him. it’s probably gojo-sensei’s doing anyways #gojo: oh megumi~ u know me so well #jjk #sukugo #yuugo #悠五 #sukugoyuu #ns4w #the moment of random ups and downs is sukuna drawing out “satoru” in the vibrrator app bc he wants his gojo :c #meanwhile gojo's all irritated like 'what is wrong with him 😑' bby boy ur husband MISSES U #for context this is in my post-canon everyone lives au (well. one of them) where everything is good and happy and sukugo get married and #sukuna gets domesticated (?) #well more like. he's still bad and evil. but he's tamed i guess #he (begrudgingly) coexists with everyone else and behaves lmao #also everyone kinda lives together? it's a bit of a weird situation idk #anyways #this kinda made me want to write again. i havent written in so long #tho i suppose this does count as writing #i also have more stuff to add to this ill do some rbs !!

[kennywhoremega]

Look at this little goofball slut I fucking love him so much 😍🥰 I'm so on my knees for him 🧎‍♀️

#my lil nerd #goofball #bby boy #he's so babygirl #my husband #kenny omega #my love #my everything #aew #the love of my life #ey baby show me what u can do with that blindfold

[gojosattoru]

★ ADEPTUS XIAO | THE ANEMO YAKSHA ★

Birthday gift for my most adorable and amazing cutie Kay @kyaa-a​ ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Extra:

#genshin impact #genshinet #genshinedit #dailygaming #genshinimpactedit #xiao #gamingedit #gigraphics #alledits #userkarura #userrack #userchas #usersenka #heya kay my sweetheart!! here's my lil gift for you honey!! #i hope you like it ; U ; i tried to bring the best of your husband heheh ^^ #hope you had a wonderful bday too and had lots of fun honey!! you deserve all the good things of this world kay you're such a kind and sweet #soul!! it's been so awesome to be chatting with you on our genshin server with everyone and i cheresh every momemt everyday there!! #it's been a blast honey thank you once again for invinting me!! thank you for being so awesome funny and sweet! #thank you for being my friend! thank you for everything kay!! i love you so so much! i'm always sending you my love to your way ^^ hehe #take care of yourself and stay safe!! may we have more fun together and scream for our amazing genshin game and boys hehe <33333 #you're amazing never forget that!! <3333 *hugs you real tight*

[dramarants]

Wanting more homoeroticism in the tension between the show’s leads as the narrative introduces greater intimacy and higher stakes between them, especially in a landscape that lacks queer representation who isn’t a villain or dies within one or two episodes, but also recognizing that core values/motivation for these characters lie in their relationships with one of two major female characters in an on screen sausage fest where the only other woman is a morally reprehensible femme fatale and erasing and/or vilifying female leads in favor of conventionally attractive males is a common practice observed in fandoms that’s rooted in misogyny and justified under the guise of rejecting heteronormativity, thinly veiled double standards, or claiming the woman is simply not interesting enough and not wanting to bolster that mindset

#the worst of evil #you know who’s not interesting enough? haeryeon!! bibi’s acting the hell out of her and slaying while doing it #but idk anything besides she’s willing to subvert her dad for dick and values money over everything else #and also she’s hot which is great for me!! but also the male gaze #and I also get it - we don’t know much about euijeong in her limited screen time besides her relationships to junmo/kicheol #but she is given so many traits that are silently conveyed like compassion and bravery and sacrifice #she brought a fucking gun to her date with kicheol like the conflicts and motivations here are SO JUICY #her exasperation guilt and despair with the investigation; esp after listening to the voicemails #what’s the self respecting thing to do; do I still love my husband if he loses himself; can I continue a game I never wanted to play #at the cost of my life or my family’s life? #even though a lot of her choices are for her marriage she’s using whatever agency she has in her own terms #kicheol works to be an honest man and make a difference partly bc of her #not trying to place the burden of fixing men on her but ignoring her impact in the boys’ lives is wild #ship whoever you want hate whoever you want but don’t deride a woman just cuz ‘she’s in the way’ ya know #all this being said; kicheol bringing junmo home after he RAMPAGED seemingly on his behalf - literally who else is doing it like them #the yearning all around - I get it now; we need gangster mob!throuple to get any shit done around here (and for all 3 to stay alive 🫣🙏) #but the reality next week is gonna be so so bitter

[tanevcolton28]

This man really has my whole heart

#hes perfect #hes babygirl #seattle kraken #seattle #brandon tanev #my babygirl #kraken lb #krakenblr #hockey boys #fuck hes so hot #hes everything to me #tanev has my heart #brandon tanev you're my hero #i want to run my hands through tanev's hair #turbo lover #my husband #my hockey husband #love you more than life itself turbo

[wisefoxluminary]

Too damn hot 🔥🔥🔥

#soldier boy #jensen ackles #the boys #he is my husband #he is my everything #my soldier boy #this guy deserves a spin off

[itscuntingseason]

well. i just finished my first disco elysium playthrough. huh.

#text #IT ENDED SO ABRUPTLY I THOUGHT THERE WAS GONNA BE MORE AFTER I FOUND THE PERPETRATOR #I AT LEAST WANNA KNOW HOW THINGS ENDED WITH HIM #WHY DID IT END LIKE THAAATAJFDKSFHKA #I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO PROCESS EVERYTHING EMOTIONALLY #anyways. good game. #at least i recruited kim aka my wife husband #disco elysium #next playthrough i'll be more thorough #and do every small task #kim katsuragi #harry du bois

[vigilskeep]

the arthur with cassandra divine thing is pretty messed up when you consider arthur is also intended to leave keir in the fade. would not be an ideal hypothetical worldstate for anders it has to be said

#hi everyone i am still awake. i believe this will be rectified shortly #in the circumstance i would probably go all out schism canonising and pull a fade rescue mission so its not all bad but like #man. #you go get the cure to the calling with surana and you come back and everything is Fucked #husband gone. circle back. wolf dread #can he live #honestly i can see joining the fade rescue mission being an early time cass has to cover up for Unsupervised Absences #because otherwise justice is going to fucking toast my boy and who can blame him

[madfoxx]

petition to change the shipname to ineffable divorcees

#😭😭 #for real though #wtf just happened #i´m dizzy #they need therapy ok i think that would fix them #aziraphale needs to go through a divorce arc before he can realize that he wants and needs crowley more than heaven and god #and crowley....well crowley just needs a hug. my boy has done nothing wrong this time and i´m so sorry for him he just wants to be loved #like. he opened himself up and everything! #and then he got fucking dumped after a 6000 year long relationship!!! like?? cn you even imagine??? #good omens #gos2 #good omens spoilers #gos2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #not wait actually not anymore i guess force of habit #ineffable divorcees #widowers works as well i guess

[fr1day-incredible]

I have seen a lot of people say that in s3 Crowley will be sulking and depressed while Muriel, Nina and Maggie will try to help him. Like they will kinda have a found family thing going on. And while i see that happening.

I also want let Crowley be angry. I want to see him go batshit

I see it going like this:

The first days or weeks (or even months) after Aziraphale left Crowley does sulk and drink himself into oblivion. No body sees him for weeks. Until one evening when he is looking into the sky he decides fuck it. Because "Clearly that angel doesn't give a shit about me, so why should i give a shit about him"

And from there it goes downhill. Crowley now does all the shit hell wants him to do and more. Drugs, drinking, smoking, tempting, bribery, getting into bar fights, tormenting, hooking up with every third person he sees, becoming an genuine asshole and every other shity thing a demon can do. Basically leading the most self destructive lifestyle that would have had a human dead within a month. But lucky him since human mortality doesn't apply to him.

He will let that hot anger consume him and motivate him to do more and more shity things. His goal will be to become unrecognisable from the Crowley he was.

Perhaps he will also get a new hairstyle (one he haven't had before) and then change the Bentley into a modern hot red sport car and change his whole closet.

Perhaps after a while one night he will pull up to the bookshop (he haven't seen it in months) and Nina (she stayed late at work) won't even recognize him at first, but when she does she is relieved to finally see him! But that's until he pulls out a fuel can and walks inside the bookshop.

Muriel would of course would be there, but a quick miracle would probably knock them out. Then he is spilling the fuel everywhere and with a snap of his fingers everything is burning. I totally see him smirking while saying:

"You where right angel, nothing lasts for ever"

Aziraphale at some point finds out about this and goes down to earth first time in months, and he is mad.

When they meet Crowley blames Aziraphale for the bookshop burning down and every other bad thing Crowley had done so far, "because if you hadn't left i wouldn't have done it". That makes Aziraphale go from mad to pissed. Everything escalates from there and now things between them are even worse. They are both very angry and blame the other for everything.

Perhaps, perhaps not things get violent or/and other people get involved

#good omens #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #before people might attack me for this i know this is pretty ooc for them #but hear me out #crowley definitely feels grief about the rejection #but grief can easily turn into anger (or be masked as anger) #and anger can really change people #and for aziraphale's part he would definitely get mad for crowley intentionally burning down the shop #and then getting blamed for everything for everything while being 100% sure he is doing the right thing will only fluel the fire #so yeah #this is my take on season 3 of good omens #also it would be funny if ineffable bureaucracy came back to earth for a visit expecting ineffable husbands being together already #but then they find them basically being at war with eachother #would they try to play couple counseling? #maybe lol #ineffable husbands #just let my boy get angry thats all i want #it doesn't even have to be this bad #i just want actual conflict between them #not just miscommunication #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce

[cookiescraems]

in every haikyuu fic or hc i write, kageyama tobio is

trans (transfem or transmasc it depends on the day)

autistic even tho it's practically canon

a cat

very pattable no one can resist patting his head

somehow a genius in stem subjects if you push him hard enough

the mc of a bl harem manga bc everyone has a crush on him

an unknowing host to abandonment issues

very babygirl

#about the bl harem manga part #tsukki got the boy LMAO #kageyama tobio #haikyuu #he really is my best boy my wife my husband my beloved my child my brother and everything #jenn talks

[dudefrommywesterns]

goshhhh i just love and adore him.

#typewriter dings #he's everything to me #i can't help but feel so much emotion when i see him #my boy. my husband. my dude (hehe)

[bitchdafuqyousay]

mmmphphanajdhjahdkanmmahduwk

chomping at the bit frothing at the mouth running in circles barking like a little dog wagging my tail hearts in my eyes crying n screaming etc etc etc

#for g o d s s a k e i’m obsessed i’m in love with he makes my heart speed up #hearts in my eyes frfr #like good lord what i wouldn’t do…… there’s nothing #id do everything for him #FUCKIN L O O K that’s my man that’s my husband #he is so big n so dumb n one day i’m gonna top him #slonk his shit silly style n kiss him so sweetly afterwards #if you know me irl no you don’t #like bffr könig means king n that’s what he is to me #könig #cod mw2 könig #big boy big big BIG boy