#my first hater!

[evild3ad]

my humble Stardew Valley Spouse review, in birthday order 💜 I love my boywives & girlhusbands.

(edited to fix a typo in the graphic lol)

#dont call me an abigail hater shes my first wife ever i just dont have major thoughts #all of them are valid #Thank you to the tumblr user who caught my original typo you're a real one! #sdv #stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv emily #sdv maru #sdv sam #sdv shane #sdv alex #sdv penny #sdv leah #sdv seb #sdv elliott

[vivicendium]

the convo between edward and jacob in eclipse is a great adaptational addition. i love how edward is like “tbh if the circumstances weren’t what they are, i might’ve actually liked you and wanted to be friends” and jacob is like “if the circumstances weren’t what they are i’d still think you’re a huge loser :/“

#twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #edward cullen #jacob black #i dont remember that convo going down in the book but feel free to correct me if im remembering it wrong #in the words of my friend jul jacob is a hater first and a werewolf second

[formosusiniquis]

When Mike Wheeler, red faced and still faintly tear stained, asks him how he knew he liked both Steve doesn’t know how to tell him it was his sister.

Before Nancy Wheeler it had only been boys. Before Nancy Wheeler Steve had been sure he was gay and knew well enough to keep it to himself; dating around enough to earn himself a protective reputation. Before Nancy Wheeler there’d been Marcus Summers, from the baseball team, during freshman year. Steve had gone to every game, and had been forced to make up excuses about schoolwork and his other commitments when asked why he hadn’t tried out for himself. Before Nancy Wheeler there’d been Tommy Hagan. The summer between seventh and eighth grade had been very kind to Tommy, he was sunkissed and boy next door sweet, Steve had wanted to hold his hand and count the freckles across the bridge of his nose. 

Before Nancy Wheeler there’d been his first love, a boy who only visited one summer, the year Steve turned ten. His name had changed every time they hung out but he’d favored E’s. Eli, Emmett, Elliott, Eric, Excalibur, Excelsior, and once for about an hour Wayne. His hair brushed his chin in pretty brown curls and his big brown eyes were always bright with excitement. He always got storm off mad when any of the other boys they’d played with that summer said he was acting like a girl, E would run off to the woods and Steve would always follow. E always came up with the best games anyway, he didn’t like playing soccer or HORSE or anything else with rules that couldn’t be bent; he preferred imagination games where they were knights or wizards. He didn’t laugh when Steve said he always liked playing house, but never wanted to be the dad because why would he want to be someone who never wanted to spend any time with his kids. E who, while insisting on being called Samwise all day, was his first kiss.

Cause he knows what Mike wants to hear. He’s seen the way Mike and Will have danced around each other since the last portal closed. He’s heard the things Mike has said to and about Will. He’s heard all about the week that Will was in the Upside Down. He’s heard all about the summer of ‘85. He’s heard all about the final off again that seems to officially mark the end of Mike and El romantically. He knows that Mike wants him to say that he’d never even thought about boys before he met Eddie. That there’s just something special about Eddie that makes him want to give up his lady killing ways. That Eddie was different. That it was okay that he was having these scary new thoughts, maybe Will was just an exception.

And Steve doesn’t know how to have that conversation. When he realized he liked both it was a relief, that maybe he could have something normal and wouldn't have to spend his life lying or hiding. 

But Eddie was different. Eddie was special. Eddie was probably it for Steve which is scary in a different way that he’s not ready to touch yet -- not when it’s only been three months.

There’s never been another girl since Nancy Wheeler, not really

There will never be another boy after Eddie Munson.

So he tries to help, as best he can. It’s easier with Eddie there, not quite dozing against his shoulder -- the kid’s emergencies always seem to come so late at night these days. “When I was ten, there was a boy whose name kept changing who decided prince charming should get to kiss his faithful knight. And when I was sixteen, your sister-”

Mike’s goodwill diminishes quickly as his sister gets introduced to the conversation.

“Stevie,” Eddie says. It’s not an admonishment for bringing up Nancy. It’s awestruck and watery. “You remember that?”

“Of course I remember the first boy I ever loved," that word catches up with him a second later. Remember. 

Cause there's Eddie with his riot of brown curls and his Bambi eyes. Eddie, who has explained why soft feminine words chafe against his skin leaving him itchy and anxious. Eddie, who has an Uncle in Hawkins. Eddie who moved to town the summer before he entered high school with a buzzed head and his mother's last name. Eddie who finally settled into an E he liked best.

"Wheeler, here's a tip from me to you," Eddie says, his advice is always better received than Steve's anyway, "if you have to ask you probably already know."

"Straight people don't really spend much time wondering if they aren't really straight," Steve agrees.

They don't rush Mike out the door, a crisis is a crisis and even in the wake of new discoveries Mike deserves to be heard out. Deserves a chance to cry and rage and feel those emotions someplace safe from his Reaganite father -- just as much as Will deserves to have someone who knows what they want come to him, deserves better than experimentation.

They cross the bridge from late into early by the time Mike sets off. The sun is creeping up over the horizon and Mike looks solid, certain; the dawn hints at the man he is growing up to be. Though every instinct of Steve's begs him to drive the kid home, Eddie's soft hand lingering at his hip holds him fast. They wave instead, encouraging Mike to go home and to bed before he does anything; knowing his front bike tire is already pointed toward the Byers-Hopper place.

"The first boy you ever loved, huh, Stevie?" Eddie teases before the door has even managed to click shut.

"And the last, I'm hoping, if I play my cards right."

"You were always pretty good at that. You were the only person that summer who called me by my name, except Wayne."

"It was your name." He knows that's too simple. Knows how hard Eddie has had it, continues to have it. But that summer it had been that simple, Eddie trying on names like shirts each one fitting until they didn't. "For what it's worth, I like Eddie a lot more than Excalibur."

"Oh fuck off, I was going through a fantasy knight phase. Which I know you remember."

"Right a phase, and how much longer is this fantasy 'phase' going to last?"

They're the kind of tired that makes you feel drunk, when Eddie tackles Steve and sends them both to the floor and to giggles. Eddie might not have been his bi awakening, but Steve is pretty fine with him being his everything else.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #trans eddie munson #implied byler #steddie fic #my fic #i do worry that sometimes i come across as a nancy hater #which i cant emphasize enough is not the case #nancy is a complicated character and i love her and she and steve are not good for each other #also eddie trying on wayne because wayne was the first adult he told that he wasnt a girl and who handled it well #wayne at the breakfast table like okay then what is your name if its not [redacted] and eddie does not have an answer yet #so wayne says well just tell me when you get up what youre going by #so he decides while playing that day that its wayne #and that lasts exactly as long as it takes for steve to call him that before hes like nope thats weird #eddie is short for edmund but also short for eddie the head #eddie contains multitudes

[tigerr-cherry]

Leshy hates the lamb this, tsundere Narinder that , blah blah blah

WHAT ABOUT HEKET, HUH ??! WHAT ABOUT HEKET?!?!

#i have an emotional connection w/ heket bc i too am the 2nd oldest daughter #she's disgusted by how easy her brothers are #heket is a hater first lesbian second #too many ppl i aint tagging all them this is about heket #she does draw on her lashes & eyebrows #i had to control myself from putting something truly nasty as the caption #cw cursing #cotl fanart #cotl bishops #cotl heket #cult of the lamb #my art

[stephendorff]

Bill Skarsgård as Eric Draven IIThe Crow (2024)

#bill skarsgard #the crow #my gifs #i love bskars but i think this is honestly his first role where i need his character 🥴 #i always have 1 lame set and one thats banging && this one is banging #haters shut the fuck up i dont want to see your shit in the tags💕 #enjoy or fuck off

[jtkys]

Gojo is a better man than me because I assure you leave me around this man for more than 5 seconds and I’m on my knees confessing my undying love for him SUGURU ONE CHANCE. PLEAAAASEEEE

#would you believe that when I first got into jjk I was like yeah so what’s so good about him I don’t see the appeal #I’m a changed man I swear #HES SO CUTIE PATOOTIE OH AND HIS SMILE AND HIS HAIR AND HIS VOICE 🙁🙁 #what a pleasant young man I’m sure nothing bad will happen to him. #how does he have haters he’s literally my?? my wife??? #plwas I love him #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #suguru geto #jjk geto #jjk suguru #jujutsu kaisen geto

[theelastword]

something new about aziraphale that i’m getting emotional over on this fine night (no one is shocked): i cannot stop thinking about the first scene of season 2. specifically i cannot stop thinking about the fact that even then, in a moment where both he and crowley even looked younger due to their innocence / lack of doubt or questioning just yet, aziraphale is already doing somersaults to worry for those around him. he doesn’t even KNOW this angel, and the idea that crowley could get in trouble for asking questions shouldn’t occur to him yet, but he’s still so burdened by anxieties and doubts for other peoples’ well-being and conditioned to protect others at his own expense (not to mention eerily close to seeing through Heaven for what it is). aziraphale is so fundamentally good, worrying about other people and caring about them before the very idea that bad things could happen to a fellow angel SHOULD have ever crossed his mind in the first place. and to me that disproves all notions that aziraphale is naive, because he’s been tragically aware since before the Beginning— and before crowley. which makes moments like the post-Job “what does that make me” scene even sadder because by all accounts, if aziraphale was familiar with what it’s like to doubt and worry before the Fall even happened, before he ever should have known what those things were, then he should have been one of the angels to fall, right? Wondering and doubting and worrying about things leads to a Fall, right? Only he didn’t. In a world in which there’s a line dividing doubtless, brainwashed, “happy” angels from doubtful, too-curious-for-their-own-good demons, aziraphale might just be the loneliest being in existence. he’s quite literally the sole person (that we know of) who stayed an angel but is forced to carry a burden that never should have been his, that NOBODY around him in Heaven has to carry. and he can’t ask about it because now he knows for sure where asking questions leads you, but he probably doesn’t understand why he has to carry that burden in the first place. the one he’s been carrying it since before Earth was even created.

#i cry #aziraphale i’m shouting your name from the rooftops #i’m gonna need every post-s2 hater to leave him alone before i snap #and become not unlike Clint Barton in the first few minutes of Endgame #i gotta start attaching myself to happier characters #remind me to work on that #it’s my new year’s resolution #alexa play mirrorball and the archer by taylor swift but press play on both at the exact same time #good omens #aziraphale #aziraphale defender #good omens analysis #good omens text post #good omens s2 ending #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziracrow #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #aziraphale defense squad #aziraphale x crowley #gabriel x beelzebub

[mikimeiko]

Our Flag Means Death Season 2 - one gif per episode (with the first gif from their first scene and the last gif from their last scene) | Frenchie

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #frenchie ofmd #ofmdedit #i made these in order of appearance in the first episode so the order might be a little strange #my beloved musician cat hater conman turned captain <3 #ofmd s2 one gif per episode #i made this #i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world

[analogboii]

so today someone drove by yelling "law sucks!" and i had completely forgotten I had law's jolly roger as a sticker on my car and thought they were saying like, the law sucks and i just "yeah! fuck the government!" why am i like this

#like first of all not a lot of people even notice my sticker or know what it is #so y'all really a hater or just wanna brawl #second goddamit why am i stupid #one piece #heart pirates #trafalgar d water law #trafalgar d law #trafalgar law #ALSO WHY TF YOU SAY LAW SUCKS??? #Y'ALL WATCHING THE SAME SHOW I AM??? #LIKE BIAS OPINION ASIDE #BE FR RN

[otrtbs]

i delete any hate comment on ahb! that i see bc i’m not the one except for the for the very first hate comment ever. which came directly after i uploaded the final chapters of that story. ironically, the person who left it was the first person to read the whole fic in its entirety (ouch! but i digress). i keep the little hate comment up as a relic. the first hater ever if you will. imagine there’s a gold frame around it.

#and now they bear the weight of standing in for every ahb! hater #every now and then someone will comment smth like #‘fuck you. u worthless person’ #and i’m like 🧍‍♀️ jesus what did i do now? #but it’s just them responding to my first ever hater #i blocked them on ao3 tho so they can’t comment on my fics lmfaooo but people can still reply to them 😭 #it makes me giggle #anyway ao3 user DARKRISE if ur out here on my blog on the tumblr-sphere what’s up? #lmaoo

[qnpc04]

i can’t wait for richarlyson to come back . he’s gonna see the mess that fitpac is and fix it in like 10 minutes with his yaoi cupid powers ... and then he’s going to turn around see whatever the hell 4halo got going on and kill himself .

#thinking about how he set up pac and fit on their first little ‘date’ and volunteered to be their waiter and everything #and then like a couple days later i think badboyhalo forced him to be a waiter for his and forever’s ‘interrodate’ #and he was MISERABLE #my number one 4halo hater how i miss you T-T #qsmp #richarlyson #4halo #fitpac #tw suicide joke #tw sui joke

[front-facing-pokemon]

#galarian rapidash #i dunno. this one's very Horse. i always wanna leave my galarian ponyta as a baby forever because i think the magic psychic pony is cute #although i do like the whole. this being in bede's team going from being a psychic trainer to a fairy trainer. he gets to keep this around #and hatterene but we don't. talk. about that #oh also some more snootiferous angles under the cut. all the same angles on this one as on ponyta #i talk a lot about seeing regional forms first and the game not really telling you they're regional forms #and so if it's your first time seeing a pokémon you could conceivably believe that's the normal form of the pokémon #which happened to me with galarian darumaka #but i think this is one pokémon i'd Like that to happen with. because it's much cuter than kantonian ponyta #well this is rapidash. they're about the same. i think i like kantonian rapidash more‚ but galarian ponyta more #although i think it's probably impossible for this pokémon specifically? or any kantonian pokémon #just because they're motherfucking kanto and they're everywhere #you could NEVER mistake one of the original 151 #as much as i would like to. resident kanto hater #I MEAN. kanto has a lot of 'mons that i LIKE but it's also KANTO and it's so overDONE #UGH. but i guess having skipped gen 5 as a kid it makes sense i'd see galarian darumaka and stunfisk and see nothing wrong with it #which. by the way. galarian stunfisk is next. stay tuned for the bear trap

[clusterblood]

black holes are very npd I base it solely on the feeling of a hole inside which could never be filled and it just takes takes takes and its never enough

#npd things #npd culture is #actually npd #npd awareness #npd safe #npd feels #npd thoughts #idk i added enough of npd tags #npd #i dedicate this post to my first hater. with all due respect (which is none) get a hobby #my hobby is doing patterns about mental disorders

[carlyraejepsans]

you know, i try to stay positive about how this fandom views non-binary people because i know we've done giant leaps since 2015 but god like. you'll see drawings of older frisk and chara in skirts and dresses and wearing makeup and low cut shirts that show off bra straps and big doe eyes and STILL use they/them which is good!!!! it's very good!

but i draw frisk with the slightest hint of stubble once and not even a minute after i post it they're getting misgendered in the notes. by people who were using gn pronouns a moment before. and I'm like wow. you really DO see us all as women-light don't you

#i try not to think about it because it got such a positive response too!! like there were so many people happy to see frisk look like that #whether they saw them as AMAB or just masc regardless #but like. they really got misgendered within the first 20 notes of that post. i just couldn't shake the feeling off of me #it never happened under any other one if my posts where i kept them more vague/childlike #it left a real bitter taste in my mouth #biscia hater moment

[thefoxysnake]

Got out of my artblock!!

#kotlc #kotlc fanart #kotlc memes #kotlc meme #kotlc bronte #councillor bronte #my students are all morons #there were so many characters that i wanted to do this with but bronte flashed into my mind first #number 1 hater 🔥🔥

[basement-mirror]

rake at the gates of hell.png

#john constantine #hellblazer #my art #i dunno how to tag this devil in particular #first of the fallen #<- thankyou person in notes #meme record of how far through my hellblazer read i am #i'll keep it real i think if you get conned by some guy three times you should give up. #that said i actually kinda want this guy back he was such a hater it was funny