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gildeddlily · 1 year

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i just love bsd light novels, you have the heart-breaking shit and than this

Tanizaki looked around the café uncomfortably. However, this café was in the same building as the Detective Agency. The customers and the clerk alike were accustomed to both Dazai's eccentricities and Kunikida's yelling. [...] Kunikida was still shaking Dazai, and Dazai still seemed to be quite enjoying being shaken.

the whole scene is perfect, them fighting screaming and laughing in a café and Tanizaki watching them (like when you go out with your friend and they do those fucked up but funny thing but you dw to laugh cause it's still embarrassing to be associated with someone like them?) and Dazai is there enjoying being strangled

Kunikida's face slowly morphed into one that resembled a patient with neurotoxins circulating through him. "[...] Tanizaki, why were you also at that sort of place? Were you skipping work, too? An 18 year old, skipping work and going drinking at noon? The adverse effects of underage drinking differ in their statistical theory, but it's certain that alcohol affects the secretion of testosterone. And even without considering statistics, if you only drink alcohol at your age, in a few years you'll end up like Seaweed Brain over here!"

(me when every person in my school) not him being the mom friend™- I love Kunikida, I love the way he talks shit ab everyone, sometimes when they do the "we're like a big happy family, x's the dad and x's the mom" I wish that Kunikida was put as the sassy aunt, cause he definitely would be that one aunt who judges you for like every single trait of your personality until you cry. but like in the good way. tough love ig. love him

"[...]Solving such a bizarre case in a single day, and even sheltering a kid with an ability-you guys really do deserve the Detective Agency's stamp of the Detective Duo." "Oh, now I'm embarrassed." "Don't equate me with him." Dazai and Kunikida said at the same time.

just love their duo. like I'm a skk enjoyer for my life, but dazai and kunikida are so beautiful I'm crying (almost how soukoku would have been in a more healthy environment. ok not really but I just love this. but the Detective Duo hurts)

It should be noted that her main surgical tool is a hatchet. [...] "As you can see, I'm reading the newspaper," [...] "What are the interesting articles?" "Well, the most interesting one is the obituary. Of everything in this world, it judges those people the most fairly." "It sure does," Dazai said with a smile, standing in front of the entrance.

just love her.just- her. this woman (and this man) woah

Tanizaki was also a newcomer, and what he meant by the time of his entrance was that he had passed a very harsh entrance exam. However, due to its excessive severity, Tanizaki had firmly sealed away the memories of that time into his subconscious. This is because remembering it revives the psychological trauma.

I LOVE THIS GUY HE'S LIKE THERE AND HE'S GORGEOUS and ig we stan attempted murderers (someone give him therapy please)

THE DYNAMIC im crying rn give me a moment

no alr I'm ok

it's giving "x's Bad at Communication" "Psychological Trauma" "They Laugh But They're Suffering" "Lost Childhood" "Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi" "Fukuzawa Yukichi Is a Dad" "Armed Detective Agency as Family"

he scares me but I love him (context-it's just before Atsushi's entrance exam and they're choosing what to do basically)

now I need to see this animated like rn (some kind soul could draw atsushi being thrown in the cage of a bear) (this shit is fucking canon)

"Well, whatever. How about this? If he kills Dazai, he passes." "I see" Tanizaki said and clapped his hands, impressed. "...Other than that" Dazai said, looking at Kunikida with half-closed eyes. "If he can render Dazai speechless and make him reflect on his bad deeds up until now, he passes" "I'm okay with that" Tanizaki said, nodding. "Other than that" "Then...! He can sandwich Dazai between two planks of wood or something, and while blowing him with hot steam he can stab him with countless needles, and while occasionally passing an electric current through him he can repeat 'This is your fault, all your fault,' and then, and then...!" In the heat of the moment, Kunikida was gesturing at something invisible; hitting, twisting, and shaking it. His eyes were bloodshot. Tanizaki and the others in the conference room pulled away from him a bit. "Um... I'm sorry," Dazai said in a small voice, but Kunikida did not hear him.

I'm done with this. kunikida is my god from now (the holy trinity with sigma and bram ig) but I do really love him and the way he's so math teacher (hey I love math and I know how to boil water for tea. and how to make a sandwich ig) (gotta re-read stormbringer cause I want to suffer)

(not my translation, credits in the link attached to the photo ppl)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #armed detective agency #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #kunikida doppo #jun'ichirō tanizaki #bsd tanizaki #bsd kunikida #bsd yosano #ada light novels are gold #kunikida my beloved #bigmouth strikes again #bsd light novel #bsd spoilers

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distort-opia · 2 years

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Did bruce ever think that joker told a funny joke once? or that he is genuinely funny sometimes? ofc hes not going to find joker's crimes funny but maybe some harmless joke he told once? did that ever happen or..?

Yes he has found Joker amusing! To start out with a lesser known example, here's Bruce thinking Joker is funny sometimes, in Batman: Odyssey #5:

However, the most famous case of Bruce laughing at something Joker said is in The Killing Joke ending, in which Joker told his iconic joke about the two guys in the insane asylum. I am obligated by law to include this:

And then Bruce laughed at Joker's joke in The Batman Who Laughs, but to be fair, he was under the influence of a neurotoxin rewriting his brain... and also it's more Bruce who started the joke here:

Other than that... you know, the ironic thing is, Bruce has clearly found Joker funny, just not for the reasons Joker wanted him to. To be more specific, Bruce has had many cases where he's found Joker's misfortune amusing. He's smirked and smiled at Joker being in trouble, or being frustrated, plenty; he's even actively teased Joker more than once and pretty much had his fun watching Joker flounder. (Sometimes it downright turns into sadistic enjoyment of Joker not being in control/suffering, but I’m categorizing that as a separate thing.)

I won’t include every single instance, but I'll leave you with some of my favorite examples:

-- Batman: Secret Files #2

-- Batman/Danger Girl (2004)

-- Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #50

-- Batman (1940) #251

#thank you for the ask!#mean sassy bastard Bruce my beloved #hope you had fun going through these #asks #batman #bruce wayne #batman meta #joker #batjokes #batjokes meta #also Cloud many thanks for the help on the source of that One Panel #my meta #long post

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threadsun · 3 months

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*Rushes into your room but eats shit because I'm wearing socks*

HEY! I'M PROUD OF YOU! I'M GLAD YOU'RE STEPPING AWAY FROM SDJ INSTEAD OF TRYING TO WRITE FOR IT WITHOUT THE SPARK BEING THERE ANYMORE. I LOVE YOU!!!!

Seriously tho, it sucks when your brain throws out your hyper fixation while you're still playing with it. Hope you find just not if not MORE enjoyment from your Little Guys and To Do Valley :3

Speaking of, could I trouble you for some more Mav info? I love my chill death angel so much, I need to make his brain stop working (By giving him the best head massage or pegging him, who's to say)

THANK YOU I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! I figure if I try to force myself then I'll start to actively hate/resent it instead of feeling neutral, so this is for the best. Besides, To Do Valley and my OCs both have my brain in a vice grip rn :3

Oooooh okay Mav info hmmm...

Both of those will 100% make his brain stop working. Most people don't wanna touch an angel of death, so they're pretty touch starved and will melt at any and all contact

The list of things he will and won't eat are surprising to a lot of people until they sit down and think about whether or not something had to die to make it. Seeds/fruits/etc. for example are fine because the plant doesn't die to make them :3

He craves connection, but it's really hard with species that die/die quickly. That means he tends to latch onto immortals and get very attached to them very quickly.

If you put a gun to Ash's head and force it to hang out with an angel, it'll choose Mav. He's the least annoying angel to Ash because he at least respects Ash's work (and also is more likely to be considered a demon by humans than most of the other angels)

They actually love plants dearly and tend to get very attached to trees and other plants that are long-lived

He's been around since the beginning of the universe, so he's got lots of stories about everything!! He's not really gonna mention it unless someone brings it up, but if you ask he'll regale you :3

Generally he's not super chatty unless prompted, just because he's used to people not wanting to be around him. He gets it, he really does, he doesn't mind that people don't wanna talk to him! But... it's nice when they do

His touch is capable of poisoning water with various types of neurotoxin. He doesn't tend to use this since he doesn't like directly causing death, but he can put a little bit of neurotoxin in his saliva to make for some very fun kisses~

#panie-wanie-dean-bean #18+ only #sunshine #mav

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defensivelee · 1 year

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So I did end up making the Big Alien Alien AU Post™ mainly for my own enjoyment because I like worldbuilding but also if anyone wants to look at it, here it is! I’ll admit it’s one of the most insane AUs I’ve ever made with these Stuart fuckers but I LIKE IT A LOT. like that ao3 tag “i wrote this for myself but you can read it too” lots of fictional biology up ahead xoxo it gets very long you’ve been warned

Most of it is actually the same as all of the historical events, it just takes place in a science fiction/fantasy setting. It’s also sort of added fun for myself because I get to write the historical events with them as feral aliens, so what happens when a Mary who sees into the future has to marry her odd little hybrid cousin? What happens when you threaten a James who has neurotoxins in his mouth or a William who can control the minds of every single member of his species? What happens with the wars between William and Louis when the latter can infect technology anytime he wants?

That is what I’m exploring here, and it’s been fun! Now, a few events ARE made up here exclusively BECAUSE of what they are, because they’re aliens. I’ll get into that in a bit, but for now, our SETTING.

“Europe” is represented by a galaxy that is NOT the Milky Way, and it’s actually called the European Galaxy. There are soooo many planets in each stellar system, of which there are ALSO many. Our events take place in a system where their main star is red, and though I’ve been calling it the sun as a placeholder, they all actually refer to it as their star. Everyone has different ways of referring to it, but William’s planet is just boring like that ig

No one alien species is fixed to one planet, that is VERY IMPORTANT I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. Most of James’ species, for example, live in England but A SPECIES DOES NOT STRICTLY REPRESENT A NATIONALITY. They’re spread out around the planets and they do their own thing. They can feel more kinship with their planet than with other members of their own species. The only exception to this is possibly William’s species because of the hive mind (I’ll explain in a bit). Interspecies relationships are hardly a taboo, but hybrids are generally frowned upon because these species are WILDLY different and the result won’t look pretty in their eyes. Most hybrids are nobility or royalty because sometimes preserving the bloodline can’t be helped!

At a lot of points in their history they’ve had MAJOR contact with humans from the Milky Way (not from Earth), and a lot of ideas and constructs in their societies are because of these humans. As an example, Catholicism comes from humanity! In more recent history, humans have come to be known as vicious, merciless beings, due to around two hundred years ago, some aliens went to visit one of their planets, Forte Solaria, and they came back to just DRAG IT THROUGH THE MUD. They said it was an awful place and everyone believed it (it kind of is, though). Now there are hardly any humans in the European Galaxy, and those who are there aren’t treated very well. Human-alien hybrids are looked upon with suspicion.

At this point you may be wondering WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE SPECIES?? THESE NOTORIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS GETTING UP TO THINGS?? You’re in luck I’m boutta TELL YOU. There are four main species in the European Galaxy and they are known as the Asterothiriots (roughly taken from the Greek words for “star beast”). There are other minor species that are a result of a lot of breeding between some members of the Asterothiriots, but they have evolved enough to be considered their own species. These are known as the Kosmothiriots, though they’re often grouped together in the classification of Asterothiriots. But none are so established and feared as the main four.

Bocca della Verità, more commonly known as tendril-tooths or seers

Main feature they’re known for is the males having large, rough tendrils at their mouths instead of actual lips, while females only have four long tusks.

These carry neurotoxins in them that are mainly used on prey (they usually never bite in battle).

The reason for their more melodramatic-sounding name (“mouth of truth” in Italian) is because they can all, to some degree, have visions of the future. On occasion, they write prophecies and hence “speak the truth.” The gift is particularly strong in the royal family, though it comes at the price of some very intense visions that can make them gravely ill.

They all have black sclerae and eyes that emit light whenever it’s dark, like flashlights. That is, there’s sort of a “range” that the light reaches, and if you’re out of that range, they can’t see you.

They have rabbit-like ears that always slope to the side.

Males have six horns, females have four.

They have very raptor-like features, especially the males, in particular their stance and the sickle-shaped claws on their feet. Females stand in a more humanoid manner and don’t have the claws, but they can gain these male features in a fierce form if they’re feeling emotional enough (to better protect themselves).

Males have very long claws and fingers. They have an extra arm that has sort of a giant pincer at the end. (NOTE: THE EXTRA ARM FEATURE HAS BEEN RETCONNED.)

All of them have a visible “rib cage” outside of their stomach/waist area, to protect that vulnerable spot.

They all have long, whip-thin tails covered in very fine spikes. They shake when the tendril-tooth feels angry or threatened.

They can run on all fours sometimes. Either way they run, they are thought of as the fastest living being in the galaxy, some reaching speeds of 90 mph.

Diets consist of any kind of prey mammal.

More accustomed to oxygen-rich environments and may have trouble breathing on other planets that don’t have as much.

Average height 10-12 feet.

Notable characters part of this species are Charles II, James II, and Mary II.

Male and female specimens pictured: James II and Mary II

The Defender of the Faith, more commonly known as Defenders

They’re known for looking very much like insect humanoids. All have six arms, one main pair of arms that is more human-like and two pairs of arms that are more like the legs of a cockroach.

As well as that, they have six eyes! One pair is more humanoid than the other two, same as above.

They’re all collectively known as THE Defender of the Faith because they all “share” one mind under ONE Defender, therefore every one of them IS the Defender (I hope this makes sense). The reason for this is because every single Defender is able to be mind-controlled by the members of the House of Orange-Nassau.

The mind-control is a curiosity even amongst the Defenders themselves. It works through their antennae, connecting each of them to the mind of the current stadtholder, but this a closely guarded secret and nearly no Defender knows this (so they don’t do something like cut off their antennae). They are not being mind-controlled at all times, of course they have their own lives, but it is advantageous if the stadtholder needs to get somewhere really fast or can’t go somewhere looking like himself. At times, the stadtholder may call a “hive mind” and control literally every Defender with antennae in the universe. He can speak and see through them, but can’t look into their thoughts. Every Defender is required to keep this a secret from other species, as it’s seen as an advantage over their enemies when they’re so well-coordinated in battle. However, there are rumors amongst the Asterothiriots that suspect the stadtholder of such powers, and it’s become a subject of much interest amongst other leaders by the time our William III comes around.

Their antennae also function to predict weather and tell what time of day it is, as well as sense movement.

They have very thick and sharp claws that make up practically half of their fingers on their main pair of arms.

They have sharp teeth that have been compared to those of crocodiles.

Their main planet (the Netherlands) is known for being a sort of giant garden, where everything that you would expect to be small is now big. Every plant and insect is much bigger than it is on other planets. As a result, the Defenders are very good climbers and often climb onto harmless flowers to get a better view of where they’re going.

This all points to the fact that they are not usually apex predators in their environment like the other Asterothiriots are. Here, they are seen as just another part of the food chain; definitely more intelligent, but ultimately small enough to eat by the real apex predators of the Netherlands, the GIANT SNAKES AND FROGS OH GEEZ. They can even become prey for arachnids or carnivorous plants.

There was a time when they looked much more like insects, but they have had some of the most contact with humans in the past, and they evolved to look more easy on the human eyes. There are more Defender-human hybrids than any other Asterothiriot-human hybrid in the galaxy.

They can spin silk out of their wrists and they make stuff out of it. It’s very rarely used to capture their prey.

They use giant centipedes as horses. They’re actually pretty sweet!

They can hiss very loudly when they are angry or threatened.

Diets consist of many kinds of insects, though bees are the most common.

More accustomed to xenon-rich environments and may have trouble breathing on other planets that don’t have as much.

Average height 8-10 feet.

Notable characters of this species include William III, though technically he is a tendril-tooth hybrid. However, he more closely identifies as a Defender. He is the current head of the hive mind.

Male specimen pictured: John de Witt

Heart-eaters

Known for...not being able to be looked at by any Asterothiriot. Anyone who looks plainly at their pure, “spiritual” form is driven to insanity, hence their name (they’ll swallow up your mind, as everyone will say). No one knows why. No one likes it.

Their pure form appears to be some form of giant, colorful spirits with distorted proportions and too much of too much— so many limbs, jaws, teeth, eyes, etc.

Their real power is being able to infect and possess technology of any kind, and if there’s a screen, that is the only way an Asterothiriot can view them: by seeing the pair of glowing eyes on the blackness of the screen.

Because of this, they are more often in computer screens than not, and the image of their eyes on the screens is an iconic symbol around the galaxy. However, it quickly becomes a symbol of fear when one comes in uninvited. They render any technology they possess useless, only able to be controlled and used by the heart-eater within.

The abilities of each heart-eater vary, especially when there’s heavy protection software on the technology of other species (and they kind of need it, to prevent invasions). The most powerful ones can get in easily enough, though.

They may not want to drive everyone else insane, but they still need to fight wars! Rather than going out to fight conventionally, they infect the technology within the planet, and once they’re inside they are notoriously hard to get rid of.

Of course, sometimes they can be welcomed in for negotiations! They’re usually courteous and sensible, so they won’t suddenly peel themselves out of the screen in front of another Asterothiriot.

They can’t be hurt at all, and have no concept of pain. They can be killed, however, with certain types of radiation.

Can be repelled using the powers of the Canis magnetar.

Their natural weapons are different amongst each one, but they’re not used up until the climax of a “battle”— when they’ve reached their intended destination and can now come out for the kill.

The planet most of them hail from is a gas planet, and they are the only ones that can live there. It’s not a very pretty place, they much prefer hanging around the multiple (space)ships and moons that orbit the planet.

Interspecies relationships are hard, but they make it happen. They usually chill in a former service android or a large screen, or if they’re in their pure form, the other Asterothiriot wears a blindfold. One well-known example of this is when James flees to them after the Glorious Revolution and everyone simply cannot get enough of the former king losing his sight for most of the day...

Their general behaviors are very human-like, and they don’t make many non-human animal noises or movements except for a few kinds of shrieks.

Can survive in extreme conditions, hot or cold.

No known diet.

Height fluctuates even in one heart-eater.

Notable characters include Louis XIV.

Their appearance is purposely up to interpretation as it varies greatly between them.

Canis magnetar, sometimes known as magnetar dogs

Known for looking like very fluffy, colorful, fox-like humanoids, and the magical powers they possess.

They look more human than fox in their default state, but every Canis magnetar owns a mask resembling any kind of dog. When they put it on, they transform into larger, more animalistic creatures, complete with longer tails and snouts.

As well as that, they gain the power to manipulate metals without the aid of anything else but their magic. Their fur also becomes a little magnetic, hence the name.

They make their own mask when they’re young, usually around seven years old. Anything younger than that is illegal. It’s made of very firm, colorful metals.

This mask cannot be used by any other species, except humans, though the result isn’t pretty.

They are covered in elaborate patterns and markings. Exactly how they look is determined by genes.

They have thin, but sharp, claws.

Their eyes are usually pure white.

Females have two thick, curved horns on their heads.

Their power can pull a heart-eater out of a screen, even just by accident, which can be dangerous. No one knows why this is, but it leads to the belief that heart-eaters are possibly made of some kind of metal.

They have a very good sense of smell and sight.

For a species that looks like a bunch of dogs, they generally don’t act in such a way that would suggest that. They very rarely bark, growl, etc. unless they feel threatened.

Diet consists of both plants and animals, their favorite being rodents.

More accustomed to oxygen-rich environments and may have trouble breathing on other planets that don’t have as much.

Average height 9-10 feet.

Notable characters include Liselotte von der Pfalz.

Female specimen pictured: Liselotte von der Pfalz, with ink-stain markings

These four species may live together in the same galaxy, but it’s rare for them to all be getting along at the same time. Many have preconceived notions about each other due to the strange, sometimes dangerous powers they have. However, they can agree on one thing, and that is the use of robots in daily life.

There are so many kinds of robots that every planet uses, but the ones that they most commonly think of when they hear the word “robot” are the service androids. These are robots vaguely resembling humans that are built specifically to serve the Asterothiriots. Some are built with enough highly advanced technology and intelligence that they can be called sentient. Though they aren’t technically a biological species, they are still very important to the Asterothiriots. BUT, this is already getting very long, so I’ll go over them in another post coming out hopefully soon after this one. SUPER IMPORTANT: Bentinck is a service android.

Like I said before, most events in this AU are taken from the actual historical events, just placed in a setting like this one. However, there are some events that don’t happen historically because, well, historically they weren’t aliens. A couple examples include William’s mating dance (he mistakenly believes the Bocca della Verità have one and hilarious things happen) and the origins of where Keppel and Marlborough come from (they’re a human and 3/4). The largest event would be William being captured and experimented on to find out the secrets of the mind control, and smaller, non-historical events also result from that. Again, though, this is already pretty long, so I’ll save that for another post if I feel like it. This was just a post to explain WHAT this AU is, because I realize I talk about it on this blog and not everyone knows what I’m talking about. Congratulations, now you can join in on the inside jokes!

#here it is at last #enjoy the stuart space opera #just gonna tag the mains #william iii (alien alien)#mary ii (alien alien)#alien alien au

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rabbithub · 1 year

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I have some headcanons for Gemini Beast!Doppio rn.

The neurotoxins didn't immediately kick in the beginning of the whole thing- even if they did, Doppio is running on nothing but anxiety at this point, and the most he wants to do is hide.

Doppio sometimes... for a lack of better term, spaces out. He'll stare blankly with empty thoughts for several moments before snapping back and lashing out due to extreme anxiety- although at the opposite end of the emotional spectrum, Doppio does experience immense anger if someone he cares about is hurt or if someone tries to touch him when he's unaware. Given that the neurotoxin stimulates excitement to 11 and causes people to let loose, he becomes somewhat manic and sadistic while lashing out violently.

Either way, Diavolo is the only one that can ground and calm Doppio in either situation. Inevitably, he does become a bit obsessive with Diavolo and his well-being/safety- true, Diavolo can take care of himself, but he's somewhat reckless and (partly due to the neurotoxins, partly due to anxiety) Doppio worries he might hurt himself badly. He also fusses over the safety of everyone else he cares about highly, probably even to near extremes.

The larger Nihilego body (even though Doppio is the one controlling it for the most part) is 7.3 feet tall, and more or less glass-like. Its coloration is a vivid red-violet, which somewhat due to the Nihilego itself/themself being shiny.

The back limbs have hooks at the end instead of spikes, which can either poison opponents or hook onto things to catch them/hang from high places- the latter being more enjoyable to Doppio.

The ribbon-like appendages are more flexible; sometimes supporting Doppio's legs so they don't dangle around and hit things. They can also hold things, but not as well as the hand-like limbs can.

The hand limbs are somewhat precise, but Doppio is unaware of the strength of them half the time- which is worrying for him because he doesn't want to accidentally break something or crush someone.

On a lighter note, Doppio sometimes taps on the hand limbs to make soft note-like sounds to soothe himself, which is one of the more interesting things about this form.

#jjba #doppio #jjba doppio #pokemon trainer!au #pokemon #crossover #nihilego

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thedraconichero · 7 months

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Prof. F. Hendricks Dragon Notes: WildFyre Dragon

Scientific Name: Draconis Serpentis Phantasma

The Wildfyre dragon is a wyrm shaped dragon with a crest on it's head and spines going down it's body. The color of it's scales varies but usually fits patterns that would allow it to blend into it's environment. While spotted swimming, it's been compared to anacondas with spiky backs, however the size of these serpents are incredible. Averaging the length of 9 est meters, nearly 30 ft long, these dragons are almost entirely muscles all the way down. The tail sports a rather large stinger.

What's so curious is the naming of these dragons as these dragons don't breathe nor resist flame. The fangs and stinger of these dragons produce an incredible neurotoxin. Studies and research has discovered how this venom works. Once inside, the effects are almost immediate depending on the metabolism and reproduce the feeling of being seared through your nerves. What's more is that there's an additional hallucinatory effect that tricks the mind of the victim into seeing themselves ablaze, adding a visual to the sensation coursing through the body.

They are even immune to this venom as well so rivalries over territories result in wrestling matches to suffocate their opponents. Through calculations, it's estimated that it's coil around a human could crush bones and stop blood flow, however I cannot recommend scientific confirmation for health reasons. Even in dragon matches, the Drive Armor suits only mitigates some of the pressure.

Though not cold blooded, these dragons prefer warm and/or humid environments and live carnivorous diets. Nutrients from plants are consumed through prey as their digestive tracts react poorly to various vegetation. A general rule of thumb, northern biome plants are out of bounds for these creatures and tropical is the most advised vegetation. One exception noted in recent years, has been the discovery to their enjoyment of peppers. Turns out the capsaicin can actually accelerate their metabolism and recovery rate of their toxin. This has been groundbreaking for antidote studies.

Antidotes formed from this species are curiously unique in that when formulated are practically universal for other venom from various creatures: arthropods and reptilian specifically with a majority of sealife also cured by this antidote.

In short, a well-trained and raised Wildfyre will take care of you and could save the lives of dozens of venom patients. Let it drink your hot sauce to your heart's content.

End of Research Note entry

#Dragon Tamers Prof. F Hendricks Research

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flowerchime34 · 2 years

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Good evening Brad. I want to play a game. You spent so much of your life indoors honing your "posting" efforts, wasting the gift of life for temporary fulfillment from strangers. Well Brad, I am here to offer you something greater than this fleeting enjoyment.

The room is slowly filling with neurotoxins that are attacking your nervous system. Before you is a vat of blessed holy acid. You must convert to Catholicism before this gas fills the room. And don't worry... Amanda will assist you. She is ordained, after all.

So, will you present yourself to Christ? Or become, truly "brain-poisoned" as you describe others? Live eternally or die. Make your choice.

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Day 3 of the Game Jam Winners Months Featured Author Interviews, continuing with Albie!

Albie author of Mousetrap.

You’re one of the many overworked interns working at Whimsey World. When it was announced that Imogen, a category three hurricane, would soon hit Orlando, Florida, your employers asked for volunteers to remain in the parks during the storm, promising triple pay for at least 24 hours. You and your friend seized the opportunity. After all, Whimsey wouldn’t ask its cast members to stay behind if it was potentially dangerous.

That’s what you assumed before you were knocked unconscious. Before you woke up in a costume chained to your friend and three strangers. Before Dickey the Rat informed you and your “team” that you get $250,000 for each person you kill. Before the neurotoxins pumping through the park’s air system began to loosen your grip on reality. Before nightmares and the real world bled into a horrifying, broken fantasy you can’t wake up from.

If you survive the storm (and the things lurking within it), you’ll win riches beyond your wildest dreams. But how far are you willing to go? How committed are you to pleasing your guests and satisfying your spectators? The Show will go on. It will always go on. But what role will you play in it?

Read more about Mousetrap [here] Mousetrap Demo | Dev Blog | Albie's Blog Tags: Horror, Thriller. Survival. [INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPT UNDER THE CUT!]

Q1 . Tell us about the story you made for the Jam!

Mousetrap is a surreal survival horror story about theme park employees forced to participate in a deadly game where teams win money for each death they cause. As players fight to survive, neurotoxins pumping through the air system begin to wreak havoc on their minds. Fantasy bleeds into reality and the characters’ worst nightmares come to life.

Q2. What was the biggest challenge in creating a game in such a short time span? How did you manage it?

The biggest challenge for me was just getting the writing done - trying to stay focused without hyperfixating on things. Distractions were my biggest hurdle. When I noticed myself getting wrapped up in proofreading, testing code, playing with the UI, etc. I’d take whatever I was working on in Twine or Scrivener and transfer it to a plain .txt file. That would remove or quiet most of those distractions and help me focus on getting the story out of my head and onto my computer. I also set a goal for myself of writing 1,000+ words a day but didn’t beat myself up for failing to reach that. Having the goal encouraged me to write but not really caring about it made the process more enjoyable and less stressful.

Q3. What was your inspiration for your entry?

Honestly, personal experience was my main source of inspiration. Almost everything in this story is directly based on my time working at “Whimsey World” and is symbolic of the things I went through/witnessed there. If it’s not, then it’s a nightmarish representation of other traumas which haunt me or things which generally terrify me.

I also didn’t set out to make a game that was like Saw, but it ended up being a big source of inspiration for me as well as other classic horror stories. Dimension 20’s Fantasy High: Sophomore Year also influenced me with its Nightmare King storyline – which D20 fans will surely be able to tell after the next update. Finally, old RPG Maker horror games like Ib, The Witch’s House, Misao, and The Forest of Drizzling Rain were really inspirational especially when I was doing the audio.

Q4. Is this your first time working on a game like this? What do you like (or not like) about working in this format?

I’d been working with Twine for about three months when I started Mousetrap, but this is the first jam I’ve participated in, the first sprint project I’ve done, and really the first game I’ve published (in truth, it’s only the second creative project I’ve shared with others). I love this medium and using Twine to make IF is perfect for my interests/skills and the way my brain works. I honestly can’t think of anything I dislike about the format. Non-linear storytelling is my passion, and my goal is to eventually work in the video game industry, but for now Twine allows me to easily make games on my own and that’s been really fun.

Q5. What is your favorite part about your entry? What have you enjoyed most doing during the Jam?

I was really happy with the atmosphere and variability of the game, but my favorite part might be the audio. I’m really proud of that since it was completely new to me and I wasn’t sure how players would react to it. It’s something I’m considering adding to all my projects now.

I really enjoyed coming up with the horror stuff – taking conceptual things and trying to abstract them into something terrifying and tangible. Figuring out what I wanted to say or depict and then finding an indirect way to represent those feelings. I don’t know why, but that was even more fun than normal. Maybe because the subject matter was so personal.

Q6. What is your advice for sprint projects like this one?

I’d suggest starting with a small idea, then making it even smaller. Adding to a short story is far easier than whittling a big one down. For me, it’s hard to abandon aspects of a project without feeling like I’m betraying my original idea in some way or compromising the integrity of the story. So, starting smaller than you think you need to will set you up for success, make the process less stressful, and save you grief down the line. Also, work off of a template. Experiment with and customize the UI all you want but starting from a template is very helpful. Shoutout to Ash (@innerdemons-if) for her amazing one <3

Q7. Do you have any other works you’d like to promote?

Sure! My other big projects are Hades’ Kitchen (@hadeskitchen) and Zorlok (@zorlok-if).

Hades’ Kitchen centers around a cooking competition show set in the Greek Underworld. Players take on the role of a recently deceased chef presented with the opportunity of an (after)lifetime – a chance to become one of Hades’ personal chefs. It’s a character-driven story about rivalry, redemption, and (optionally) romance, in a postcyberpunk setting that combines mythology and science-fiction. Hades’ Kitchen is also the precursor to another mythpunk series called Neo Olympus. The demo for Hades’ Kitchen hasn’t been released yet but there is a lore bible called Hades’ Guide available on Itch.io.

Zorlok follows the bizarre misadventures of a demon with no memories and the nerdy high schooler they’re bound to serve. Players can uncover mysteries and cause mayhem in this dark comedy about monsters, found family, personal identity, and the nature of good and evil. Zorlok is inspired by cheesy horror films and campy murder mysteries (+ it was originally a MotW campaign). The demo will be released on May 13th, 2022.

You can find updates on these and any other projects I’m working on at my blog @gamesbyalbie :)

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Mantle of Agony, Keeper of the Woeful River, Acheron is one of five aquatic beasts that dwell in the rivers of the Underworld. Acheron resides in the river of pain, which shares her name. She spends most of her time stalking the haunted waters, eager for prey that may draw close. When swimming, she cuts through the water with her armored mantle while propelling herself with bursts of water. She retracts most of her spines when swimming, to help cut down on drag, which also creates a curious illusion. Those who peer into the waters while she lurks in the depths will swear they see a human-like figure. Some believe this striking silhouette is meant to lure victims in, while others say it is a hint of some type of nymph form she possesses. Regardless of its purpose, it does unfortunately slow curious souls down long enough for Acheron to realize there is fresh prey close at hand. When she detects a presence close to her shores, she will rush to the surface and breach onto dry land. Her powerful tentacles will act as legs and lift her body high into the air. Acheron shows no discomfort when on dry land, though she obviously enjoys being in water more. In the end though, she will take any place as long as there are plenty of souls for her to torture. As the beast of the River of Pain and with her bladed anatomy, it should be obvious what Acheron does best. She doesn't even require special powers to do damage, as every part of her is covered in razor-sharp spines and flesh-rending blades. Snaring prey with her tendrils, she will bind them in thorny tentacles or impale them on her many retractable spikes. Of her weaponry, the strongest are her two armored tentacles. Covered in spikes and ending in wicked blades, she can use them as spiny clubs or barbed lances. On their undersides are shredding limbs and hungering maws, which can capture human-sized prey and slowly peel them apart layer by layer. What makes this torture even worse is the powerful neurotoxin that is within every spine. Those jabbed by a single spike will be injected with a cruel venom that hijacks the nervous system and overrides the pain receptors. Those affected will be wracked with agony as it tears at their nerves and sabotages any immunity or resistance that could dampen the torment. Even souls hardened by war and battle will find her brand of torture worse than anything they have ever experienced. Shredding and flaying creatures that get close to her is rather cruel, but it is not the worst she can do. Those doomed to the Underworld for causing death and agony will become special targets for her. If she finds those who tortured innocent souls during their mortal years, she will hunt them down and feed them to her endless maw. Sitting in the middle of her mantle is an orifice filled with countless shredding jaws and slicing teeth. It is said that it is a mouth with no end, and those who are fed to it will be sent down a bottomless chasm of blades and fangs. Forever falling as they are ripped apart, only to regrow their violated flesh and be torn to pieces again and again. It is unknown if there is a way out from this agonizing realm, perhaps only if Acheron is willing. If there is an escape, then many have yet to find it, judging by the echoing screams that endlessly pour from that slavering maw. The pain and torment Acheron causes is not just out of duty, but out of fun as well. She appears to greatly enjoy torturing souls, regardless if they deserve it or not. She does not require a reason to dole out this agony, she just needs to catch them. This is why many stay far away from her river, as being near its shores is enough to catch her attention and make them targets. In water, she will lash out with tentacles to over turn boats and yank people off the shores, dragging them down to her homemade hell. If they retreat to dry land, she will pursue and shred them with glee. The sheer joy and amusement she gets from this act has made folk think that she is less of a pain-loving torturer and more of an eager child that loves to play rough with their toys. Gathered from conversation and observation, it appears that she doesn't really think that much about what she is doing to her victims, she just loves the squirming and funny noises they make. This is all for fun, besides, no matter how many she breaks, there always seems to be more. This may be true in the Underworld, where the condemned will survive any torture and regenerate to receive more punishment, but the mortal realm doesn't work that way. When she winds up in the world of man, it is pure carnage. There are a ton of new toys for her to play with, not to mention those wonderful play sets they all come with! Tall fancy things that can be knocked over and smashed! Hard little shells to crack open and scoop out the screaming insides! And watch out for the falling bricks! The only way to escape this horrible fate is to either outrun her or find protection through the ferryman. Of all the beings in the Underworld, it appears the ferryman is the only one she listens to when he says "no." He may step in on his own to protect the truly innocent or visiting deities, or he may be convinced or bribed to tell Acheron that they are not playthings. When denied her fun, Acheron will be disappointed and leave in a huff, but she will always listen to the ferryman's words. This just means she will have to find new toys and take her frustration out on them, which is not so great for those on the receiving end. With Acheron obsessed with causing pain and misery, many assume she would get along with Cocytus. Surely this beast of torment would find enjoyment from an entity consumed by it? It seems, however, that Acheron does not gain any pleasure or glee from Cocytus' miserable state. In truth, her wailing and song seems to disturb Acheron and put her on edge. As she puts it, "that isn't the fun kind of pain." Often she kind of just sits there awkwardly and silently as Cocytus mourns, unsure of what to do. Occasionally she has been seen trying to cheer her fellow beast up, but her idea of "funny" and "uplifting" involves a whole lot of screaming victims and brutal mangling. As the embodiment of misery, watching such bloody shows just makes her mood worse, and Acheron is left confused and hopeless. ------------------------------------------------------------ Number 3 for the Beasts of the Infernal River. At first this started as a sea urchin-iron maiden thing, but then it turned into a squid somehow. Not sure how that happened, but I like it!

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