#nine years. at least.

[other-peoples-coats]

look I know the chips are a retcon to make the tv shows etc more child friendly and also to get around the whole 'all these characters we hope you like (so we can sell merch)? guess what, they're secretly plotting to kill Our Heros :D!' thing, but on an in-universe level.

how the fuck do the chips work. what the fuck. I'm not even talking about how they make 3m+ people all suddenly mind controlled zombie murder-bots, I mean on a purely mechanically level, how the fuck do they work. what in the goddamn fuck kind of latency prevention do they have.

Skeevy sheevy calls Cody*, who is on the ass end of the fucking galaxy, and is like 'execute genocide.exe, toodles'. Cody then, presumably, somehow immediately transmits genocide.exe to every clone around him without saying shit - so the chips presumably have a short wave blutooth sort of ping capacity, all clones are wifi-enabled all the time - and then also presumably somehow transmits the genocide.exe order to like. the rest of his command? which is like half the GAR?? fast enough that it beats, presumably, jedi to jedi communication about 'what the fuck I'm getting murdered???', aka the whole wave of death in the force thing. Skeevilicious also (maybe?) calls other high level commanders - unclear if everyone gets the personal touch vis-à-vis names or if cody is just the Most Specialist Boy --fast enough to, again, beat the reply-all via the force that RE:Hey Rancid Vibes And Death Mostly Death. One has to assume the other commanders are also on the ass ends of the galaxy, but like, different ones, because of the whole galaxy spanning war thing.

Like the lag has to be approaching nothing. Instantaneous deployment across the entire fucking galaxy, or close enough to not really matter, plus some level of short wave chip-to-chip ping that requires no verbal component, given we see cody take the call from ol' mate skeev and then immediately successfully order the 212th to merk their general without a moment's hesitation from anyone.

what the fuck kind of magic ass tech runs the chips. forget the force, the real scifi magic is the communications capabilities in the GFFA.

*also side bar, moment of hilarity that the skeev-meister knows cody's name and uses it. Like lets be fucking real, our pal friendpatine does not think of the clones as people, but also, chances are that he's spent so fucking long pretending 'oh yes the clones need rights anakin soon as the war wraps up the terrible senate won't let them but not me I'm not like those other politicians' that it's just fucking habit at this point. Bro might not even fucking know cody's damn cc number to start with. which is actually funnier than it being habit to use his name - diversity win, the sith lord turning you into a zombie-muder machine to genocide a whole ass culture uses your chosen name, purely because he doesn't know how else to call you!

#gffa meta #order 66 #like. kind of. #coats chats #coats originals #anyway yes this is the sort of thing that keeps me up at night #logistics in the gffa have to be fucking insane. insane. #how the fuck does the holonet even work. like how the fuck do you do a holocall from more than a planet away. #it takes EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES for light from the SUN to REACH EARTH #EIGHT MINUTES. and that's in the same fucking solar system!!! #AT LIGHTSPEED. #every fucking holocall has to have a lag of like. #nine years. at least. #like ino it's the requirements of scifi ssshh but also EIGHT MINUTES AT LIGHTSPEED #how the fuuuuuuck does anyone have real time conversations via holonet.

[the-starry-seas]

logging onto tumblr.com: i am beginning to wonder if my long habit of life amongst the insane is beginning to tell upon my own brain

#dracula daily #starry seas speaks #tbh tumblr is the least of my problems although next month will be my nine year anniversary

[servegrilledcheese]

what i did not expect in my little arbitrary personal gameplay of the chef pack was my little angsty grunge boy falling in love and having an unplanned baby with my little miss christian girl autumn.

#ts4 #by the grace of god (wicked whims) #this is part of the explanation for my simblr absence btw: #getting lost in genuine moments of joy from playing a nine year old game that should have been phased out at least 2 years ago

[waketoearth]

20 POSTERS FOR JUNGWON'S 20TH !!!

#enhypenet #kpopco #malegroupsnet #enhypen #jungwon #heetual #how did we get here.. again.. how did i convince myself to do this again.. look.. if i never make another poster at least you know why #tbf compared to sunoo's i'm feeling better creatively bc i gave myself a bit more time blah blah blah i changed my background colour just #for these and i'm kind of digging F3F0DD idk.. like maybe i'm a yellow background girl these days.. ik poster ten is grey and now im lookin #at it with resentful eyes but idk if i saved the psd or if i have the effort to change it.. it will bug me.. no. idc idc stop asking abt it #next year riki will turn 20 and i will isolate myself for the last time.... kind of sad honestly whatever idc #UGH and poster nine is also not yellow i think it's F1F1F1 which is my go to off white.. WHATEVER what do you think about passionfruit by #nmixx lmk and thanks for looking at my posters please enjoy and lmk your fave if u have one mine is 4 or 5 <333 #also im sure the quality is awful sorry about it shrug emoji #z.enhypen #z.gfx #z.jungwon #happy jungwon day

[u5an5]

I know ultimate sacrifice is dying in fight for what matters the most and in 100% cases it was reversed by kissing headcanon is strong, but what if your existence was erased from the universe and only I remember about you now instead, huh?

#the fact that 100% cases is a one game is irrelevant #so far rule was simple: hedgehog has to be kissed to be deadn't #sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime season 3 #shadow the hedgehog #i know that making potentialy at least several episodes if not a whole season without titular character is unlikely but what if? #it seems to be year of Shadow so its more likely than ever #sonadow #the “i heart you too”/“you must hate having to admit you need me” callback potential is too good #its not even as much about shipping as hoping for it to be meanigful in any way #i just want it to be more than everyone being sad and constantly saying how amazing he was and how they miss him #& brooding shadow grudgingly working with nine/anyone else because they forced him to and them winning because of power of friendship #and shoving a chaos emerald up sonics ass and everything going back to how it was #i want character development for shadow too damn it! #i want him to make some sort of a sacrifice too #i want him to fight for it. i want him to struggle without sonic. i want him to regret. i want him to go trough 5 stages of grief. #i! want! him! to! FEEL!!! #and what i DEFINITELY dont want is '06v2 #which potentialy can be the case but with “everything is back to normal as if it never happened but i remember Everything” instead #(hopefuly cause if theyre gonna retcon themseves again i swear im gonna give birth of cacti out of my ass) #sonic prime #sonic prime s3 #sth #in this concept sonic goes away somewhere in the first episode/somewhere early in s3 btw #and other ppl will remember sonic in some way at some point or at least help shadow cause lets be honest he needs all the help he can get #but make it gradual and more like a snyder sized movie than a tvshow

[venomouschocolate]

i am a big fan of franziska von karma who was taught to be an adult at thirteen years old and franziska von karma who was praised for being almost as good as her father and franziska von karma who never knew how to be anything but ruthless and franziska von karma who could not be soft if she tried and franziska von karma who is secretly just a scared little child and franziska von karma who would cry for the first time in her life at the idea of abandonment and franziska von karma who knew that her brother wasn't dead and franziska von karma who cannot distinguish kindness from pity and franziska von karma who wonders whether she is not as good as her father but rather as bad and franziska von karma who is the biggest people pleaser of them all and franziska von karma who had to make herself a threat just to be respected and franziska von karma who learned that scaring people into submission was the only way she'd ever be heard and franziska von karma who always knew that she was a fraud and franziska von karma who may have had a father but did not have a parent and franziska von karma who would stay up all night to rescue a girl her age and franziska von karma who learned early on that anger was the only emotion she could allow herself to feel and franziska von karma who did not have time nor space to grieve and franziska von karma who has not slept well in years and franziska von karma who is forgotten and alone and lost and looking for a dead man's love

#franziska von karma #ace attorney #i kin her so much it hurts #we need to talk about her more #aa #“your father might be dead but at least you got nine years of a father who loved you” #“i had a brother and i loved him and you killed him before i got the chance to say it” #she deserves all the good things #she is mine

[shih-coulda-had-it]

FEBUWHUMP | NOT ALLOWED TO DIE | WC: 695

a/n: speculative ficlet on the end of bnha. manga spoilers.

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His whole body ached. This was nothing new to Tomura, who had been plagued with an awareness of bodily discomfort since he was conscious enough to register it, but unlike before, there was no way he could relieve himself of the pain.

He could not lift a limb; he could barely turn his head.

Beside him on the torn-up battlefield, Midoriya wheezed and wept dry, rasping sobs. He looked even more of a mess than Tomura, and the insides of Tomura were still churning with the stupid, indigestible truth that deep down, he was a pitiful child wanting to be saved. The ghosts had been ruthless in their excavation.

“Shut up,” Tomura managed, and his lips curled weakly to bare his teeth. “Just--would you shut the hell up and kill me already?”

Midoriya twitched. Unlike Tomura, Midoriya was laid-out flat on his back, face turned to the sky and all four limbs stretched out like a butterfly pinned to a corkboard. The kid didn’t even bother twisting his neck. He just side-eyed Tomura with unwarranted incredulity.

“A hero wouldn’t hesitate. Not after all I’ve done.”

“What do you think I’ve been trying to do,” Midoriya said, unsteadily, “for the past hour?”

“You’re trying to be the good guy. ‘There’s always someone to save.’ Ugh.”

The doctor had subjected him to intense electric shocks, conditioning his body before the transfer of All for One, and the Quirk still hadn’t integrated peacefully. Star and Stripes tried to smother him in the ocean and obliterate him altogether. In neither of these cases did Tomura cry.

Tears were beading up now, threatening to spill over and soak the ground. Tomura crooked his fingers against the dirt, seeking Decay in the fiery ruins of his veins, and tasting blood when all he turned up was more pain.

“I can’t do this,” he gasped. “I can’t look at--at all their stupid faces--and listen to them tell me that I was wrong--”

Unbelievably, Midoriya wrenched himself to the side and reached over to grab a fistful of Tomura’s hair. He said, “You don’t get to die.” He sounded like a hero; he sounded like a maniac who would see Tomura thrown into some asylum for ‘recovery’ when all it would really be was an indefinite term of drugged incarceration. “One for All didn’t go away so you could die. I told them I’d save you, and I will.”

“You and what Quirk?! You think you count for anything now? Even All Might’s word doesn’t mean shit!”

“You’re Quirkless too, now!” Midoriya fired back.

Tomura clenched his jaw. Maybe if he ate enough dirt, he’d throw up, choke on his own vomit, and die before any medical assistance reached them. Like being unable to use a Quirk mattered to the terrified, paranoid judicial system. He’d dusted both of Overhaul’s arms up to the elbows and they booked him in Tartarus anyway.

“I won’t let you disappear,” the boy swore.

“Moron,” Tomura spat. “I’m telling you over and over again, it doesn’t matter what the hell you want. You’re gonna stand against the heroes when they drag me to prison? You’re gonna ask them to go easy on me with the sentencing? It’d be more merciful to just kill me!”

Midoriya yanked on Tomura’s hair, and Tomura wailed a long, despairing cry into the dirt. Would anyone else help him? Dabi--useless. Toga--useless. Spinner--gone. Mr. Compress--imprisoned. All Tomura had left was Midoriya, and he hated Midoriya, but not enough to suppress Tenko’s needy want for a friend. 

“If they take you, I’ll find you. I’ll ask All Might to find a safehouse in the country. I’ll make sure you have dogs to take care of.” Midoriya released Tomura and rolled himself completely to his stomach. His eyes were red-rimmed but dry. Exhaustion weighed on him as heavily as the hurt did on Tomura. “Don’t you want to live?”

This was the final straw, amidst the many final straws that had edged their fight further and further in Midoriya’s favor. Tomura had no desire to voice Tenko’s want, so he scrunched his wet eyes shut and screamed into the shattered earth.

Next to him, Midoriya waited.

#bnha #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #midoriya izuku #deku #shih.txt #febuwhump 2024 #febuwhumpday29 #seven days out of twenty-nine... i think i did better on word count than last year at least

[decepti-thots]

so. do we believe Transformers One is actually gonna be coming out this year. cause i truly thought we'd have heard a LITTLE more than some actors vaguely discussing seeing a bit of the animation and their voicework plus some very generic concept art by now.

#like this thing has been in development at LEAST nine years now i'll believe it when i see a trailer tbh #it's due out SEPTEMBER? nahhhh

[queen-scribbles]

Popped in with Seth to see if he had the Vette romance letters yet and I had genuinely forgotten how sweet hers are. 🥰🥰🥰

#queen in space #sethris #vette #swtor #LOOK it's been at least six year since i played creede #probably more like nine #and corrdyn's not done yet #tragen romanced jaesa etc tec #i love her #i know she probably makes the sith complexion crack regardless but seth's a pureblood so it's extra funny xD

[trippinbongos]

The Corinthian, famed serial killer and famed nightmare, babysitting/trauma dumping on/temporarily kidnapping his nine-year-old first-cousin-twice-removed: I just want my dad to notice me, you know?

The Kid, whos 'Dad' left him with two abusive guardians and whos only friend was an escaped nightmare: Look, the best I can do is pretend to be your dad and tell you I'm proud of you.

The Corinthian:

The Corinthian: I'll take it.

#i love their dynamic #i feel like these are two of the most and least matched up characters ive ever seen #a nine year old and his immortal serial killer cousin #sandman #dream of the endless #dream the endless #the corinthian #the sandman incorrect quotes #jed walker

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

im at the part of the unemployment/health chores where i am continually (politely!) harassing four different entities. why isn’t my shit done. why did you lose it. hello are you alive

#why aren’t my medical records transferred over. why aren’t my taxes done #why isn’t my unemployment here yet. why aren’t my OTHER medical records transferred yet #i bought new health insurance through the marketplace 🙃 expensive. i want to throw up. and changing all THAT over has been a nightmare #and i see a new primary care on fri morning #and i will need no fewer than seven referrals #i am betting on a six to nine waiting list for all of them which is why i feel ok doing it now whilst unemployed #and i need to. NEED to go to the dentist for them to give me a list of everything that’s wrong so i can take it to the dental college #and hopefully get better prices. but god almighty #still no unemployment money btw 🙃 im covered for rent for next month but a credit card is going to be late and i think at least one thing #will be overdrafted #and i still have not had a single response from any job or a single interview #and my cats still hate each other #and my beans have some sort of mosaic virus #truly so so so many trials and tribulations #this past year (last March to this March) has been the scariest and worst financial time of my Life and it’s not even over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #not feeling very adult and self sufficient and on top of it!!!!!

[no0t2]

to be loved is to be changed

#yes this is my childhood elephant plush I've had since I was 3-4 years old #he's at least 15 years old by now #all of his weighted pellets fell to his legs and the stuffing has worn down #I may ask my grandma to restuff him so he's a bit more plump #i still love him very much #it's ironic though as when I first got him I cried crocodile tears #can't recall why I was upset #but he's important to me #nines rambles

[ecoamerica]

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[waterlilyvioletfog]

ohhhh monsieur d’avrigny when I get you!!! 🔨🔨🔨 VALENTINE??? You think VALENTINE would do it?? Literally all she ever does is sigh and cry and be sad and pine after max and be filial and you accuse her of ATTEMPTING TO MURDER ALL OF HER LIVING GRANDPARENTS???? Sir. Sir you MUST be joking!!!!!!!

#the count of monte cristo #valentine de villefort #tcomc #hiiii my hold came in im at the 76% mark now! #sir valentine literally loves old people. spends all her time at the retirement home. what are you ONNNNNN #I mean. I know I know more than he does bc I know about madame villefort and the count’s convo #but DUDE. she’s like the LEAST suspicious person in that house!!! #and I’m including the paralytic and the nine year old in that number!!!

[5hrignold]

i need everyone to understand my vision

#basically. in my mind there is a group of kids identical to the main bugbo cast in its universe #like yeah in that universe the character bugbo is fictional and from an educational flash game series but there is also a real one who is a #-kid named bo who has three other friends who are basically gerbo gradient joe and hoppo irl #you get the idea #the statement ‘they are all nine years old’ is as true as it is false like Exactly #least autistic bugbo Fan #<- certainly not me #bugbo series #gerbo #bugbo #Gradient Joe #odieart #gb

[gracebriarwoodwrites]

My voice is a goldfish grown up in a too-small bowl, plucked from the pond and moved behind glass walls. I was told my voice was too old and too low. I bound it up in a higher pitch until it wasn't worth comment and now it has settled too small. It's beautiful--still-- but not in its trembles of pitch or its consonants that blur or the Rs that still rumble with a lost potential roar. My voice is beautiful in its golden light.

#poem #poetry #spilled ink #spilled words #voice #i've honestly thought about doing some voice training to get back to my natural voice #this poem is one of those ones that's literal but ALSO metaphorical ooo #it gets close to my natural voice when i'm tired which is why i can't make long form videos and only film any tiktoks when i'm tired lol #i COULD make long form videos i'm just a coward and also don't have anything to say that other people aren't saying better #gotta stick to my true art form i've concluded #YEARS after buying a fucking expensive camera lol #yeah anyway growing up with my voice was rough #i got teased by kids and adults would describe my voice as sultry until they were like oh shit she's nine can't be saying sultry #it was a cool voice and i miss it lol #fun fact the poem changes with my voice #maybe i'll read it for y'all lol but the sounds in the first verse bring it closest to my natural voice the second and third bring it up #to the register i like least by virtue of the sounds #the fourth really showcases the weird range #and the last one just IS #now let's see if i ever get the courage to read it to you all lol #like my voice is okay but i have to hear myself talk all my day for my job and i've gotten really self conscious of how the register change #based on situation #changes #i shall stop rambling in the tags of my own poem #i do love what i did with sound here though it's been a hot minute since i wrote a poem and i'm proud of my craft

[emma-d-klutz]

oh. tumblrs have birthdays now.

#i have been here for nine cringey cringey years #at least on this blog