#no cheeks absolutely no cheeks

[bace-jeleren]

Shun: oh my god, I've never seem the back of Norn's head before, that's really gross!

Me, totally also definitely looking at how her massive headplate is attached and nothing else:

#magic the gathering #elesh norn #no cheeks absolutely no cheeks #mommy as no ass!!!!

[canisalbus]

There's a special pain that comes from not knowing how to make your long-snouted dog people kiss properly.

#no I still haven't figured it out #yes the research is ongoing #there's just too much snout #and teeth #and I absolutely refuse to give them any tiniest resemblance of lips to cushion their muzzles that's a hard limit #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Vasco #Machete #this far I've settled for one sided cheek/forehead/side of mouth kisses but it'd be nice to get the real deal damnit #there has to be a way

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

the fact that everybody spent four years drawing devastatingly stylish and sultry femme!crowley and then he turned up with THESE LOOKS is just the funniest shit imaginable.

incredible scenes.

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #neil and the costume department and hair and makeup really looked at all that fan art and said you know what? 'fuck you' #and I respect it #I adore this stupid snake #this is literally the least cool being I have ever laid eyes on #can you BELIEVE he has the audacity to make fun of aziraphale for wearing tartan?? #after aziraphale's lived through THESE looks??? #the absolute cheek #the sheer unbridled self confidence #unmatched

[enbysiriusblack]

tired university student remus sitting in a library trying to study when a hot stranger dressed in leather and carrying a motorcycle helmet drops into the chair across from him, leans over to look at his work, and sighs that his work seems very boring and that he's never read anything on that subject before and then proceeds to explain everything about the subject and what paths he should take in his essay to get high marks, only to then lean back with a grin and declare academics to be tedious and instantly falls asleep until the library is about to shut and remus has to wake him up.

#the hot stranger then runs to the front desk and climbs on it to the absolute horror of remus. and then kisses the librarian on the cheek #the librarian is wearing the name tag Euphemia' #remus gets his books checks out whilst sirius sits on the counter recalling remus' essay subject to mia #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders era #marauders #wolfstar au

[bg-brainrot]

I've said it before and I'll say it again and again...

Astarion would have a phenomenal ass.

As a rogue aficionado, let me go into why.

Acrobatics proficiency = gymnast's build (even better if he has expertise in it)

High dexterity = dancer's build

Sneaking / Crouching = constant squats

Uncanny Dodge / Evasion = basically lunges + glute bridges

Thief subclass + Second-Story Work = step ups and/or jump squats

Lock picking = reverse lunge to get in positon

Basically, his whole day is filled with an excellent set of ass exercises. Throw in a few more things like donkey kicks and clam shells and his entire posterior would be covered.

Now would he have a huge butt? Not necessarily-- but it would certainly be quite toned and, at a very minimum, a good size for grabbing. 🖐🏽

In conclusion: he got buns hun.

Thank you for coming to my recurring TedTalk. I'll see you again next time I'm thinking of the pale elf's butt.

#astarion #bg3 astarion #asstarion #absolutely caked #he wouldnt have abs but who needs abs with buns of steel?? #like he could crush a can between his cheeks #all rogues could #it's actually a fact in the players handbook #(it's not but it should be)

[mecachrome]

emotional support oscar in an oversized hoodie at the mtc Is real and Can heal you

#oscar piastri #*a #yes i only do oscar “studies” so i have an excuse to exaggerate his cheek blush we exist......... #learned absolutely nothing from this tbh i just like looking at his face while i binge bakeoff episodes

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

I just had a thought okay so whenever we pick up a turtle at work and end up holding it like this:

we'll talk in a baby voice and call the turtle some type of sandwich ("hi hamburger" "oh arent you just a little meatball sub!") before pretending we're gonna eat them because its funny

So the thought is Splinter picking up the boys when they were little like this, and pretending he's gonna eat them just to mess with them. Theyd wiggle and squeal and call it the hamburger game. One day April randomly hands Casey Jr a baby and he starts playing the hamburger game to entertain the kid, because thats how his turtle uncles played with him until he got too big to pick up 🥹

#hinacu tmnt #rottmnt #casey jones jr #cassandra jones #casey would absolutely encourage this and she did it too #just imagine her blowing rasberries into baby casey jrs cheeks when she says she's gonna eat him while he giggles #turtle tots #rise splinter #rise leonardo #rise raphael #rise donatello #rise michelangelo #rise april

[bruciemilf]

Bruce's love language is handing you his kids. Yes, even the 6'5 anti hero with anger issues. Lift with your back

Bruce: Isn't he precious

Martinez, struggling to hold this human tank: y..yeah ....

#also??? fuck out of here dick wouldn't fight for the spot #damian when he first arrived: now father. i understand my position as the new succesor of your legacy. after meeting the others god knows #im needed. #bruce: stares. picks damian up. big fat smooch on chubby cheeks #damian a touch starved little assasin: ...ah. #baba. #bruce wayne #jason todd #dc #dc comics #regarding first tag: they absolutely fight for the spot and bruce is sad LMAO #bruce: :( we can all cuddle :( #jason: id rather be 15 again #dick: yeah no id rather kiss lex luthor. kill one of us or shut up

[legobenkenobi]

absolutely haunted by this post from the writer of PacRim.

he was destined to love monsters in any universe. it is something inherent. something fundamental. and yet he is born into a universe where they are real and killing everyone and destroying the world. genuinely doomed by the narrative because he’s autistic.

#newt geiszler #pacific rim #sighs heavily #rests hand on cheek #am i insane? yes #absolutely! #pacrim

[justaz]

visiting nobles/lords/royals quickly notice that merlin has arthur’s ear and that arthur values merlin’s opinion above all others. when they’re having trouble convincing arthur to go along w their plan or sign their Important Document, they go to merlin to try and convince him to convince arthur. merlin knows what they’re doing. merlin does not want to push arthur one way or another, he wants arthur to make his own choices and lead his people as he sees fit. merlin satisfies both of their needs by seeming apologetic that he can’t convince arthur of this but maybe they can and gives them “tips and tricks” on how to soften arthur up to agreeing to the plan.

its all bullshit.

so far he’s convinced a princess (looking for marriage) that arthur loves frogs and pranks so she filled his chambers with a bunch of toads (arthur is terrified of frogs), a lord (was “wronged” by another lord and wanted a portion of his land) that arthur is a fan of the arts, particularly music, and he ended up breaking into song and dance in front of everyone, and a nobleman (arguing against the repealed magic ban and hoping to bring back uther’s laws) that arthur LOVES potatoes and to just give him one throughout the day whenever he seems him so arthur will associate the nobleman with the joy of receiving his favorite food so he’ll be more inclined to the nobleman’s request (arthur despises potatoes).

#arthur knows what merlin is doing but cant tell his visitors otherwise merlin might get in trouble with them #so arthur plays along #he laughs at the toads #he watches the performance with a kind smile #he takes every potato with a thin smile before tossing it in the pig pens outside #and in the end waits for them to leave before turning to merlin and attempting to admonish him but merlin is too busy laughing his ass off #arthur gives up #besides. its a little funny. #and entertaining when before negotiations and petitions and meetings were so goddamn boring #(and merlin is just absolutely gorgeous when hes laughing at his plans coming to completion. the way his cheeks flush and his eyes twinkle #the way his laugh eventually goes breathless. how sometimes he has to grab onto arthur for support so he doesnt fall down. the way the su-) #ahem. anyways. #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon

[vladdyissues]

They could have been BFFs

#danny phantom #vlad masters #jazz fenton #meta #danny breaks down vlad's front door to find his arch nemesis & his big sister #wearing matching pink bathrobes & spa masks & painting each other's nails #while having an absolutely incomprehensible conversation about medieval eastern european architecture #(does jazz even have any friends? is she one of those lonely gifted kids?) #she & vlad are both so chatty & gregarious. same strong/overbearing bulldozer personalities #their mall crawls would be epic #& with jazz's penchant for psychology vlad would be an endless source of intrigue #vlad sobbing on the phone‚ eyeliner smeared down his cheeks: i just don't know what to do jasmine #jazz: *sighs and pulls her dsm-v off the shelf* #whenever jazz has had her fill of her family's insanity #she goes & spends the weekend with vlad #because his brand of insanity is different & she needs a break #plus vlad makes the best roszke

[divinebunnii]

being held like you’re precious, getting fucked like you’re disgusting

#soooooo yeah #the lil chin touches and cheek holding n just getting absolutely wrecked #yeah #thoughts #bunni speaks

[kopykunoichi]

No thoughts in my head, just them.

Left column: chapters 47, 62, 98

Center column: chapters 137, 175, 175

Right column: chapters 201, 225, 225

#akatsuki no yona #yona of the dawn #son hak #princess yona #yonak #don't mind me - just resurfacing after re-reading my favorite manga to leave this here #evolution of a kiss #slowest slow burn in history #but it's so worth it #the kiss where she was passing water into his mouth because of the smoke is still my favorite #hak was THIRSTY and it had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that the building was on fire #is it a cliché trope? yes it is. do i care? no i do not. #it works on me every damn time #also...it's been 27 chapters since these two made out...which far too long #literally it's been a year and a half... #also it will never not amuse me that she was the first one to kiss him on the lips #he was working his way down from her forehead to the bridge of her nose to her cheek... #and the next time they kiss she just grabs him and assaults his mouth #technically she also initiated the second “kiss” on the lips when she chose that method to give him water #get it girl

[yournameoneverypage]

#shawn mendes #shawn peter raul mendes #babe 😍😍😍 #this pic just KILLS me #his hair here is absolutely perfect #that smile #those pink cheeks #he is SO beautiful 😍

[khaothanawat]

i genuinely love that gun has just like. absolutely no shame about being jealous of anyone flirting with tinn. he’s just completely happy to be unhinged about it. like, that lesbian wasn’t gonna steal your man, you little psycho. was tiw even able to make a music video for prom? possibly not. would gun have attempted to slip him the just being friendly mv to play instead? almost certainly. sometimes you can major in ‘world’s best baby boy’ and minor in ‘red flag behaviour’ and that’s ok.

#my school president #tinngun #this is all very tongue in cheek #but also i mean every word of it and i love him #tinn’s an absolute lunatic so gun has to be one too really lbr #that’s my take 😌💞

[microwaveango]

shhhhhhh don't wake him, it took days of writing other people's reports to get him to take a nap. unwillingly. but shh.

#absolutely zonked at his desk #the poor baby #took his glasses off to clean them and passed right out #ALSO zoom in on his cheek i promise you won't regret it #squish :) #this one was a fuckign nightmare to export and get it small enough for tumblr i hope you enjoy it #every time i tried to make it smaller it got bigger and i nearly cried #microwaveango art #kunikida bsd #bsd kunikida #bsd fanart #bsd art #bungo stray dogs fanart #kunikida art #bsd kunikida doppo #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs kunikida