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kvaughanarts · 1 year

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“Aaaand this!” Nishinoya says with a wide smile, “is my amazing boyfriend, Azumane Asahi!” The boy grabbed the other’s (Asahi, Kei figured) arm and tucked himself under it, happily settling himself against the taller mans side. Suddenly the too-big flannel made much more sense.

The taller man flushed red, ears burning crimson, but the cautious grin he sent Nishinoya’s way wasn’t free from the blatant adoration in his eyes. Something about the couple just seemed to click, despite how they appeared at first glance to be polar opposites, and Kei thought they just seemed right for each other (though loathe to admit that fact, holding back a cringe caused by his own thoughts). It was fitting.

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arbiterlexultionis · 7 months

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The Letter

*Warning: Angst, mentions of suicide and generally misery. If your in a poor place mental health wise, please skip past this post and seek help. And regardless and whether you are or arn’t, drink some water, eat some food and love yourself*

So, in a No One Knows AU things are getting more and more dangerous for Danny. The injuries are piling up, the rouges are getting more and more dangerous, his fathers slowly but surly becoming less and less and of lost cause in terms of accuracy, close calls are getting closer.

He starts to worry that someday, something will happen and he won’t make it home, and every one he cares for will be left desperately searching for him, for who knows how long, not knowing his corpse is probably phased into the ground, floating in space, or in another dimension entirely. And the thought of everyone he loves being so lost and confused because he took a second bite of the big one hurts almost as much as dyeing the fist time, so he decides to make a “If your reading this, I’m probably dead.” letter. Just to clear the air and say goodbye and all that jazz.

But the last thing a grieving parent needs to know is that they spent months trying to murder their child, mourning friends don’t need to know that all the canceled plans, detentions, avoidance and secrecy that caused so many fights was because their “Bad Friend” was out risking, and in the end sacrificing, their life for them and their home. So he leaves out any and all mentions of Phantom. Just a whole lot of “I’m sorry I couldn’t make it” “it’s not your fault” “I’m in a better place now” “there’s nothing you could have done” and a few “don’t feel guilty”s thrown in just incase his identity was discovered because of his death.

However, it turns out that a super hero’s “I’m sorry I didn’t make it back home to you” message that includes absolutely nothing about being a super hero reads a lot like a suicide note. Like, A Lot.

Whoops.

Maybe Jazz goes snooping as a worrywart big sister and find a very good reason to worry, maybe Jack and Maddie stumble upon it, you could have a classic “oh no that’s not my homework” mix up and Lancer’s now trying harder then ever to help Danny succeed, Sam could have been trying to uncover whatever the hell Danny’s been hiding with Tucker along for the ride.

Regardless, someone finds the letter and everyone is straight up not having a good time.

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parkitaco · 10 months

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the stonathan dynamic is so silly to me bc if we’re looking at it from a rivals to lovers perspective steve should absolutely be the one to hate jonathan more (technically kind of stole his gf, indirectly introduced interdimensional horrors into their lives, beat him up embarrassingly badly, etc) but in reality it’s more like. goofy guy is obsessed w weird loner freak & is falling over himself for his attention while said weird loner freak is just like 🤨 fucking dumbass. whatever

#thinking so hard abt them rn #there is a fic in my brain it just doesn’t physically exist on my screen yet #currently attempting to beam my thoughts into my google doc without actually having to write anything

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buddiesmutslut · 14 days

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I’m actually laughing at the people who are shocked & amazed about the fact that there are fics that are anti-Tommy. Like, have you guys BEEN on AO3, ever? There’s so many anti-Ana & Ana Flores bashing fics and SHE WAS BASICALLY AN NPC 😂 She didn’t do anything other than exist and get broken up with, & I’m 90% sure she has the most bashing fics written about her on that site. Did you REALLY think Tommy was going to get off scot-free just bc YOU like him???

Tommy as a character is cool, & I ADORE Lou, but I’m not obsessed with the way he & Buck are together, so I’ll probably read & maybe even write one of those fics, and if you don’t like it, that’s totally valid! You don’t have to read it! Nobody is going to make you, or get pissed that you don’t love Tommy bashing fics! If other people’s art isn’t for you, that’s totally fine!

However, as an enjoyer of bashing fics (of basically ANY character myself), I’m going to get my little drinky drink & scroll on my little website and enjoy whatever comes my way 😋🤭

#911 abc #evan buckley #bucktommy #tommy kinard #911 s7 #I’m pro Tommy but anti-BuckTommy #LET PEOPLE READ & WRITE WHAT THEY LIKE IN PEACE & WITHOUT JUDGMENT #some people literally write MCD fics & you’re mad about someone writing a character not being nice #most of them are tagged OOC or character-bashing and nobody is making you read it #but there are people who enjoy them so quit getting pissy about it #also no hate to ppl who write MCD fics but like #are y’all okay? who hurt you? & also pls stop hurting us 🤣#ana flores #Ana literally just existed and we all decided to hate her and make her a homophobic psycho abelist harpy & that’s hysterical to me #writing is an art & people deserve to make their art and express their opinions especially if it doesn’t actually hurt anyone #there’s a way to exclude tags for a reason my dudes

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kaseyskat · 1 month

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finished the episode i have mixed feelings

#dndads #kasey rambles #dndads spoilers #specifically mixed feelings about the epilogue #i’m pretending it doesn’t exist #for several reasons #but the actual episode was very good #will i write fics about it? i’m not sure yet. but i enjoyed it

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bubbleteasing · 2 months

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The veeeery first anon (not the one posted before this, but another one that I ended up deleting out of fear of the author being ganged up on) told me about it back when the author posted one of the earlier versions of the fic, the author only posted the name of my fic when someone commented something like “hey, is this inspired by lcamos?” and they admitted that, no, it wasn’t inspired on it but reading it ‘gave them the strength to post their story which they thought people wouldn’t like, until they discovered mine’ or something like that. That was good enough for me at the time, even though they lifted tags from my fic still… and the summary is also a piece of their story (like mine) despite none of their other fics using this system.

It made me sad at the time because some of the things I write about in the fic are things that… aren’t really a thing anymore (like nuns using saints names), but they still happen in my small little town. I take inspiration for my fics from my own personal experiences and it stings to see them being used like that. Oh well, cry me a river I guess 😭

I don’t care anymore though. If they want to keep posting it without giving me credit (again? I know they… sort of… did before) I’ll choose to ignore it.

I don’t want this to come off as aggressive though, because I’d love to encourage people to write whatever they want based on my fic!! Literally anything, the sky is the limit. I just don’t like them blatantly lifting tags and copying without giving credit.

#anon #asks #as silly as this may sound I know I don’t own my own ideas #I’ll pretend this fic doesn’t exist and call it a day #I hate drama and I’m ashamed to admit I actually cried when I was first told about this (I was menstruating tho…)

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fideidefenswhore · 3 months

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i feel like they basically tried to transpose the storyline/dynamic btwn coa and mary boleyn from tobg in tsp (with coa and bessie blount) and realllly overdid what was already well-done and entertaining.

#im gonna be honest — pgreg has a way more entertaining style of writing than EF and who else was it . graham?#also had they stuck with that alba galocha would have done it MUCH better .#i mean same with tcp. if im being honest …#but the majority of the novel of tcp is her marriage with Arthur and they did noooot follow that model at all #hviii in that book is just the runner-up. he idolizes her but she doesn’t love him #it actually spoke well to the emotional truth of like ….#hviii’s pattern of idealization and devaluation #he did the same thing w / AB (she just wasn’t fortunate — relatively — enough to have the end be exile rather than execution )#also all these Seymour asks are making me think of boleyn counterfactuals which would diverge at that point instead ….#someone write that fanfic bcus i would read the hell out of it #(i kid . it already exists in variations and ive pretty much read all of them #it tends to be analogous to COA’s demotion as Princess of wales ; Anne’s in these fics is usually keeping the title marquess of pembroke)#eyyyye… would read another one tho #I’d be more interested in another epistolary one that has the remnants of the boleyn/howard party talking mad smack about the Seymours 😂#to like the resident French ambassador and such #much like the Aragonese / Marian party did re: the boleyn party to Chapuys

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pxparkerr · 9 months

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do you ever just. decide to check out ao3 for a new ship and realize that all of the top fics absolutely suck

#why do so many fics make up an age difference…. Peter and wade are the same age??#maybe not the same year but probably pretty fucking close #like spider-man existed before Deadpool did #not to mention the overuse of a nickname that showed up in ONE panel. ONE #he calls him webs! not that! how many comics have these people actually read?#also the babyification of Peter Parker sucks so bad #like are y’all from Ancient Greece? why are you squishing canon to fit this specific mold? it’s not even a good one???#the APPEAL of the ship is that they’re evenly matched like GOD please stop #also PETER PARKER DOESN’T DRINK everyone keeps getting that wrong!#he’s said it so many times!!#not to mention WHEN THEY FORGET THE HYPHEN #I can’t. just can’t.

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navyhyuck · 22 days

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alright horrendous confession i am currently obsessed with a frat guy

#i’m actually extremely embarrassed like #when i said i have a frat boy fantasy i actually was not planning on being fucking obsessed with one #actually to be fair….no this is all my fault i did this to myself #like it’s 2am WHY am i thinking about calling him #i don’t even like him like i’m just obsessed i don’t know how to explain this phenomenon #i actually have such unsolvable problems i need help genuinely like #it is really not cute honestly i would rather continue to spin fics based on frats but i don’t think i can #i have … i may have ruined it for myself unfortunately #yeonjun doesn’t actually exist irl guys sorry :/ he’s fake #i’m gonna update in a week because i need to remove this man from my life #i am creating unrealistic versions of him in my head i need to get rid of my head #does anyone else do that (i have severe anxious attachment issues)#i’m going to sleep now actually #shut up vee

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dreamofbecoming · 1 year

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if i don’t immediately headcanon at least one of my favorite characters as jewish, did i really join the fandom?

#this post brought to you by jewish eddie munson #also jewish bucky barnes #jewish castiel is a given i think #read a ‘hob converts to spite the nazis’ fic that rewired my brain #judaism doesn’t exist in the witcherverse but if it did all witchers would be jews i don’t make the rules #i also like both my jewish eliot and jewish hardison headcanons although i can’t remember if they’re contradicted in canon or not #actually in my head sophie is a jew too #and parker never converts but she goes to temple with the boys and does all the high holy days #so the whole crew is basically jewish except for their token catholic #i’m right actually so no i will not be taking criticism

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no1ryomafan · 5 months

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I mentioned this briefly last night in my last big post so here it is: The Ashe&Grey to Kei&Go parallel meme. I would’ve done a compare and contrast chart instead of listing out all the parallels but last time I did it the resolution was even worse then these 💀 besides just pointing out the similarities is funnier since I’d say overall their vastly different characters- but these baseline similarities I can’t help to notice even if I doubt it was a reference on ZXs part to Armageddon. Moral of the story they'd all be besties probably. (Also I’m going to ramble in the tags once more-)

#meg text #getter robo armageddon #mega man zx #shitpost #I actually did do art once of grey and ashe in go and keis clothes but never bothered to post it on my art blog #even though I posted it on my Twitter art alt which is just the same fucking thing 💀 my inconsistency between the two is hilarious #also to clarify if anyone saw the fic post no this will not be mentioned in the crossover even if it would be a funny angsty thing to write #it’s not one of *those* crossovers and none of these characters will be prevalent (even if I can say one of these duos does appear)#but if I ever wrote a normal ass ZXA fic where grey and ashe both existed I’d have to NOT give Grey Gos “I will protect you” complex 💀#Grey is more personified then Go so it be less of a “it’s my objective” thing but baby boy doesn’t need to risk it all for his sister #especially when they both could kick ass together bc I will always roll with the hc if they both exist in a timeline they share Model A #I will never understand how the fuck Ashe is Albert’s daughter though bc its so confusing if she’s his descendant or not #I cannot tell if it’s a mistranslation thing or if Albert contradict himself I’d have to look at the dialogue again bc it’s been awhile #(I play ZX religiously I just can’t remember the last time I looked at all the dialogue- especially advent)#I guess it’s better then having a gender crisis like Kei over there though #Oh and I may have stretched it a bit with Kei’s meme bc it was never said if she *wasnt* going to pilot a getter #and like shin dragon whole ordeal was it needed to scan Kei’s dna to further its evolution which feels like it leads into her piloting it #but from wtf I grasp about Saotome’s questionable parenting is he probably raised her as a boy bc he wanted her to be a researcher #and not a pilot #the tables fucking turned there LMAO #Oh and machine in the meme getter wise refers to both shin dragon and shin (for zx it’s clearly just A)

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teledild0nix · 1 year

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#I see a lot of people complaining about the idea of ppl watching a tv show that doesn’t actually exist #And talking about protecting like poc and queer people from being hurt by a bigoted creator #Which like.#Not giving her your money is s good thing!#But there is RAMPANT bigotry already existing in fandom ?#Like if you talk about how important it is to protect the experience of poc in fandom by not forcing us to see you engage with jkr #And her new work in particular #But you uncritically include house elves in your fic #Or you write Harry as some hulking sex beast of a generic brown guy and Draco as a dainty pale elf prince #Or you’re a grown up who writes adult/teen fic in a fandom where you’re surrounded by kids #I am going to start to suspect that you don’t actually care that much #About welcoming people of color to fandom #Or safeguarding people who are vulnerable #A lot of people do truly engage with the problems of canon #Bc it goes beyond no gay couples fr!!!! It has a ton of issues #But a lot of people are dragging around the same problems of canon and just adding gay sex which like #Okay like chase your bliss I guess #But i guess I’m trying to say #That while it is canon to denounce jkr as a bigot #Which she is!!!!!!#It is much much less common to think deeply about what the bigotry that manifests itself in canon looks like #And how to address and rectify it in transformative works #And people make a very big deal about how rude it is to take issue with the way other people express themselves in fandom #While also claiming to be intensely anti bigotry #Well sometimes those things are at odds and ppl express themselves in racist or sexist or homophobic or transphobic ways #Even in fandom #And the answer isn’t to run people out of town on a rail every time they make a mistake #But it also isn’t to pretend every one in fandom who only engages with the original canon #Is doing so in a perfectly progressive way #And this pretense that the line between conscientious progressive fans and selfish bigots is as bright as

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godsprettiestprincess · 6 months

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Who do you think your rarest pairing with Lucifer is?

And conversely, what’s your Notp, who would you never ship him with?

Oh interesting question! I think by current modern standards (aka what people who ship Lucifer romantically ship currently) my rarest is probably Kevin & Charlie or Jo — BUT given that I have read older fics where he at least interacts with them, overall it’s probably Claire* (who granted I don’t really SHIP ship but she falls under the group of characters I inflict one sided crushes on Lucifer on, which plus my generally indulgent Lucifer characterization I think makes it count)

NOTP is hard bc there isn’t really any ships I actively hate just for the ship? (Who has the energy for that) and most of the stuff I don’t engage with would fall under apathy rather than dislike. Hm. I guess I tend to avoid Gabriel/Lucifer on their own and God!Chuck/Lucifer, bc I like when their dynamics are more antagonistic & familial than romantic/sexual but— WAITAMINUTE. It’s Crowley. Lucifer/Crowley that’s not like a perverted Tom & Jerry does absolutely nothing for me and I find it completely ooc for both of them

#*picking Claire and not Jack (& Marie) because she never actually interacts with Lucifer in canon and therefore falls more into crack ship #also i definitely know of Lucifer/jack fic thags fall under the kinds of ‘samifer’ fics Sam stans write so material DOES technically exist #and Marie doesn’t count bc she’s an oc shsvsv #asks

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polymatthews · 2 years

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I think if Cory Matthews were to watch a show or something about two friends with a relationship similar to or exactly like his and Shawn’s

I think he’d eventually realize that those characters are clearly in love.

#nothing much else to say here #i just think he’d pick up on this and not understand why they aren’t doing anything about it #i can imagine him throwing popcorn at a tiny tv like ‘THESE IDIOTS! they obviously belong together!’#and i feel as tho if shawn watched along he’d get awkward about cory’s persistence on these two characters being in love or ‘meant’#bc he’d for sure see too much of himself in one of the characters #this would be a good fic…. or smth #they argue about some dumb sitcom friends being in love or not in love #and cory would be upset that shawn never actually gives a real reason as to why they’re not in love #and maybe shawn would be forced to explode and ask cory doesn’t their relationship seem a little FAMILIAR???#and cory’s brain catches up and so shawn’s like you see why i don’t agree? it’d be like saying i’m in love with YOU or WE’RE in love #and now it’d be up to cory to rlly use that semi smooth brain of his and reflect on their life and similarities to these sitcom friends #and decide ‘well aren’t we??/well aren’t you?’ or something so honest and oblivious at the same time in a way only cory can manage #and shawn would have no choice but to phase out of existence on the spot #shory!

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holistic-alcoholic · 1 year

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I’ve seen another of those leave comments kudos don’t mean anything/mean that somebody finished your work posts again. So:

I’m a fic author who loves kudos. I appreciate every one of them. I estimate my works’ popularity/how well it’s done by kudos only.

Comments are like lovely personal letters that people decided to write to the author’s email; kudos are the actual estimate of successful work.

So if you ever find yourself liking my fic and feel pressured to leave a comments because kudos don’t mean anything, pls don’t. Honestly I’d prefer no comments at all than forced ones that brought you negative feelings.

I post stuff because I want to post stuff. You don’t owe me anything.

Now how do I filter all those kudos don’t matter posts from my feed…

#fandom #fanfic #engagement #ao3 #kudos #comments #readers appreciation #also wtf is kudos mean somebody finished your work? finished doesn’t mean liked. come on #sometimes I finish a short fic and say yeah ok that wasn’t good at all.#plus ‘if you finished it give it kudos’ thing exists and annoys me greatly #negative hour here. you actually don’t owe anything to people on the internet.

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euphor1a · 1 year

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He too fine 😔 don’t like the way he makes me feel 😔 bout to comment shit like “reject me so i can move on” under his posts 😔

#gyugyu 🐶#:(((#i want him 😭😭😭😭😭#i’m in so much pain you guys #i... god #i’m so embarrassing #for a man who doesn’t even know i exist 💔💔💔#i hate him #😭💔#no i actually am in love with him #yea sure he sure is fine but like... he’s so... comfort shaped 😔#i love everything he does idk what to do with myself anymore #i will throw myself away #oh god #tripping over butterflies #← holy fuck i found a fic title #at least something came out of me embarrassing myself infront of so many people

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