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wqxianwriting · 9 months

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Is it me or does Nick seem like the type to be attracted to athletic girls? Like imagine him with a swimmer gf who’s buff (us swimmers are quite muscular). I don’t know… I just feel like he was be attracted to muscular girl like that (i could just be hoping tho who knows)

HE WOULD BE, I think Nick wouldn’t overall care what type of body figure you have as long as you’re being healthy with yourself but secretly I dooo think he’s one of those guys that would adore if their gf can pick them up or if you like flex infront of this man he would quite literally die.

I think he’d also love an athletic girlfriend since he’s quite athletic himself so he’d find it as a nice activity with one another. Not to mention, if you’re able to PIN HIM DOOOWN 🫵 The fifty shades of pink & red his skin will go is the funniest shit you’ve ever witnessed but also soo endearing 🥹

Muscles are cool and attractive to him in general but if his girl got them muscles especially? He couldn’t handle it but in a good way, haha. Please hug him alot though he 😳❤️💥❤️💥 LMFAOO

ALSO “US” swimmers? 👀 not me getting excited at this bit of info, if I’M excited, he’s bouncing off the walls, trust.

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peggycatrerr · 7 months

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today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?

#steph's post tag #also no more ''um actually there is an algorithm and this is proof'' THERE ISN'T AN ALGORITHM IF YOU DON'T LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOR YOU TAB #LIKE THE DASH IS A CHRONOLOGICAL FEED OF BLOGS YOU ALREADY FOLLOW. I DISCOVER BLOGS ORGANICALLY THROUGH THE ONES I ALREADY FOLLOW.#IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING AN ALGORITHM ON TUMBLR THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM.

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mashmouths · 3 months

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behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

#opened a fresh youtube tab not logged in and folks. what goes on <3 #a post

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sadclowncentral · 1 year

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for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

#sorry for all the weird ass posts about the future lately ive been working on my thesis and my brain keeps opening new tabs #that arent the responsibility towards the future of space exploitation but in the same ballpark #you get it.

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carlyraejepsans · 1 year

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#so long grillby hates sans' guts bc he never pays his tab #so long sans is too lazy to anything foster his relationships and help his friends #oh and papyrus hating grillby too as opposed to just. hating the food #undertale #utdr newsletter

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hotvintagepoll · 4 months

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Propaganda

Tab Hunter (Damn Yankees)—no propaganda submitted

Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—no propaganda submitted beyond this video and the photos under the cut

This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[propaganda photos submitted under the cut]

#toshiro mifune #tab hunter #classic hollywood #classic cinema #tumblr polls #round 1 #hotvintagepoll

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and-corn · 7 months

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just like riding a bike

(part 3 of this comic)

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irlwakko · 2 years

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not to be all “think of the children” but the fact that companies can openly admit to using methods to intentionally form addictions in children and we’re not killing their ceos in the streets yet is astounding

#like what the fuck is a 'season pass'#bitch i'll kill you #hey people from the explore tab #read the full version of this post w/ my reblogs before you reply please? thanks #pastel's greatest hits

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tatertotcosmonaut · 8 months

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#one piece #monkey d luffy #idk why there’s a Luffy tab but hooray I guess lol #everyone should witness him

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roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid · 2 months

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#final round #most attractive #hayley williams #laura jane grace #Refusing to vote again. Pls keep me up to tabs

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account · 10 months

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"But what will you do without new shows to watch during the strike?" babygirl I have at least fifteen half-watched shows and at least fifty shows I Meant To Watch But Didn't under my belt. I have Chronic Put Something On My List And Never Watch It Syndrome. any one of my queues on any one of those streaming services is full of forgotten dreams

#and you dont wanna SEE my bookshelf or my fic tabs darlin'#mine #wga strike #support the wga

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wolfythewitch · 4 months

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This is so funny holy shit

#wolfy religious tedtalks #also why is he on the metal tab a normal print is like 20 bucks #anyways for the uninformed that is odysseus and he has Lovely thighs

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nikholascrow · 3 months

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some bitches have 50+ ao3 tabs open on their phones

(it’s me I’m some bitches)

#I need help-#Im scared to let anyone near my phone not because there’s anything bad in them but just the aheer number of the #healthy people don’t have 50+ ao3 tabs open-#they’re almost all marauders fanfics-#fanfic #marauders #fandom #ao3

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eff-plays · 8 months

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Fun fact: I did not know Astarion had the Charlatan background before picking it for my Tav so every time they acted in-character they both got inspiration and it just became this