#oh boy this is going to be wild

[thecasualauthor]

If there isn't at least one Hamilton pun made by Hermes in the PJO series I'm staring a rebellion.

And if James Corden ends up anywhere near this production I'm going to hide in a hole for the next 15 years.

#percy jackson #lin manuel miranda #Hamilton #pjo fandom #pjo adaptation #disney #rick riordan #oh boy this is going to be wild #percabeth #hermes #lin manuel miranda as hermes #what even is going on #james corden #can you imagine

[pinksilvace]

“It’s cold." “I know. I know, but we’re going to be alright. Do you hear me? You’re alright now. You’re going to be okay.” “I want to go home.” “We can’t go back home. We’re—we’re orphans now, remember? Nobody’s waiting for us back there.”

#this is technically art for my fic so it gets the tag: #silvacegreengardens #I love drawing backgrounds (lie) #my art #fernart #for once I'm feeling pretty proud of this one??? wild #guess that's what happens when I try for a full illustration every once in a while lol #rip to that plant specifically though. abstract shapes be upon ye #the owl house #caleb wittebane #philip wittebane #wittebros #toh fanart #eventually I'm going to post a short green gardens companion fic that explains what Caleb's going through bc it's a Lot #oh rip to the blanket and left hand too. definitely did not try incorporating them as well as I could have. ah well #the focus for this was color and expression anyway #bummer that it's so dark but I couldn't figure out how to get the ambience otherwise and I refuse to shoot reference of myself #dripping wet and sitting in a dark place with vague overhead ambient lighting #you should've seen how Caleb's feet looked in the initial sketch. HUGE. boy came straight out of kingdom hearts

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Worry not for the Nameless Red Disciple, they just went down to the river to chill with the river turtles!

#poorly drawn mdzs #nameless red disciple #tulu xuanwu #Not calling this mdzs as it *barely* counts #I will have this character appear in the story again but for now they are going on a personal journey to find themselves #and also hang with turtles #are they spiritual turtles? no they are just the normal variety of wise and beautiful semi-aquatic creatures #LSZ really just found one off to the side and picked it up. Once again I must bring up the consequences of disturbing wildlife #In this fictional setting its fun but don't actually pick wild animals up and hide them in your sleeves. #but it does hold true that girls LOVE turtles. Boys too. People who aren't either also love turtles #turtle is a universally loved entity #and now NRD is learning their secrets! They will be unstoppable! #meta note: This is part of my slow plan to dig myself out of my deep pit of inbox backlog. #I love all the messages but oh man I have been in survival mode for 2 months

[cordelia-cardale]

After reading some spoilers for ep1 all I’ll say is Colin Bridgerton is some high level of BS.

I knew the whole swagger thing was a facade, I just had no idea how high the fall was going to be. Like the guy has traveled to a few cities that were not in the United Kingdom, has slept with some girls and suddenly comes back to the ton all grown, changed, wise, mature and has cracked the code to how life works??? Colin “I still have not found my purpose” Bridgerton? This man is on some wild stuff.

He’s honestly going to strut into her garden, say “I’m a charmer, I know how to flirt, let me help you find a suitor” while batting his eyelashes at her. Just to watch her find a suitor without his help, and the only thing he’ll achieve is to fall irrevocably in love with her? And he thinks he’s so cool when really no, he’s just not 😂

I cannot wait for him to be knocked off the little tower he’s built himself. Watching him crumble like a carefully constructed jenga tower is going to be the highlight of this season for me.

#that boy is on some wild shit #delulu is running deep for him atm #and pen sees right through it #and that’s all it takes for him to crumble #oh wow this is going to be delicious to watch #bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #penelope featherington

[evansbby]

yall I read this book when I was like 12-13 and it was a “sweet valley high senior year” book and yesterday I found it again and reread the whole thing in 3 hours and honestly??? THIS BOOK IS WILD LIKE IT SAYS FOR AGES 12+ BUT IT IS SOOOOOO WILD OMFG!!!

I kinda wanna do a review on it 😭😭😭 like I think I understand why I write fanfics the way I do… it’s bc I was reading these types of books when I was young lmfaooo

I would love to do a review on it here if anyone would be interested in reading? Like it would be a fun, full of pictures type review post where I summarise this wild af book YOU GUYS PLS WOULD U BE INTERESTED

#THIS SHIT WAS WILD WODJSKXKS #I MEAN FOR A KIDS BOOK LIKE WTF #THERE WAS SOOOO MUCH GOING ON #it was also….. well written?? #I also used to read Mary Kate and Ashley books when I was young #like two of a kind and so little time and sweet 16 #but they are soooo tame compared to SWEET VALLEY HIGH SENIOR YEAR #like the boys are so toxic and the girls are bitches and OH MY GOD???? #I wanna do a lil review on it would yall read???? #please tell me you’d read it I’d love to do it! it would be with pics and really fun and interactive lil review post #sweet valley high

[pinkhibiscustea]

a plethora of drawings I've made recently!!

♡

#oh boy these tags are going to be wild #ace attorney #phoenix wright #atticus finch #madoka kaname #madoka magica #misty fey #pikmin #pikmin 4 #splatoon 3 #shivfrye #splatoon #beanix #someone said that beanix looked like todd chavez and i immediately agreed

[hauntingblue]

Ivankov blackmailing crocodile... is this when the crocodile mama thing spun out

#but isnt it worrying that he wants to go against whitebeard when he is on ace's side #crocodile got his outfit on already damn #jewels already #the mid episode thingies make me miss the crew.... i miss you franky.... i miss you robin.... i miss you nami.... #ace is looking so beautiful strapped in that chair..... #so urethral #looking at the clouded sun... #luffy looks so much like a boy now #idk what they did to him but considering the situation it just makes it worse...... my liddol boy suffering..... #the prison guards are being subjected to such horrors... and i know theyre not paid well #oh mr 1...... of course......... crocodile dont you fucking dare fuck this up #WHY are people commenting that they think crocodile was a woman before and thats his secret. i though you guys were joking #like hello crocomom is plausible???? what the fuck #like me thinking luffys mom must be beautiful bc he doesnt look like his father AT ALL. but he doesnt look like his other father either lmao #well we havent seen him before so idk but..... #that is such a wild plot to keep luffys mother a secret lmao #anyways if ace knew the alliances luffy is making to get him out. like if he knew anything at this point.... like look how much he loves you #i am making myself suffer atp. ill stop lmao #talking tag #watching one piece #episide 443 #fuck chapter 22 out of 35 (i think) i cant do this

[theoldaeroplane]

My god I finally finished the damn thing. 2AM posting, activate.

Not Particularly Threatening is an explicit Link/Sidon fanfiction that plays with power dynamics in a literal sense of the word. It clocks in at 8k words and, I hope, tries to maintain a balance of "horny" with "character examination." It's set within the canon of my other BOTW work, To Be Well, but doesn't require knowledge of that story to be enjoyed.

Link’s heart stutters in his chest, something new now awake within it. He does not have the slightest idea how to ask for what he wants, nor if Sidon will be offended if he does. This is the kind of thing he should wait on, bring up before the situation gets hot and heavy, something to be discussed with clear heads and full understanding. This is play that could cross lines. But Link has never been a planning type. “Fine,” he starts. His fingers fumble over the signs: “I want—I want you to make me your prey.”

Other fun tags for this story include "FTM Link is non-op because I said so", "biting you biting you biting you", "Sidon But He Maybe Speaks a Little Too Formally But It's Fine", and "me needing to google if it's common for people to use sign language mid-sex (the answer was 'not really')."

Finally, a shout-out that I hope is okay (let me know if it's not and I'll remove it): this lovely art by @jibberjibbsart did a lot of the heavy lifting in terms of inspiration for this story. Go check them out!

#oh boy the loz tagging game here we go. #loz #legend of zelda #tloz #the legend of zelda #loz link #link #loz sidon #sidon #loz prince sidon #prince sidon #loz sidlink #sidlink #botw #totk #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #fanfiction #slash fiction #fanfic #to be well #loz to be well #< i cannot remember my own tag for my own story leave me alone #corgiwrites!

[spotsupstuff]

Theyve done the dirty?

They've done the dirty.

NORMALLY i'd keep these kind of things only to myself. but for lore reasons i need to state that Sparrows is accidentally the most sinful bitch under the sun and commits ALL the cardinal sins

#Spot says stuff #Ales' Houses: here. we entrust you with our most important religious object. | Sparrows: okay cool! that's what i studied for! easy peasy. #Sparrows few years later lying cuddled up to Euros' puppet after one wild night: ... | Sparrows: ...oh boy woopsie shit #Sparrows represents us robotfuckers in-universe n honestly i thank her for that. go girl. get that humidifier

[seagull-scribbles]

Wakko warner warm-up

#animaniacs #wakko warner #just a few silly headcanons #im not self projecting your wrong lmao #idk im debating weathe or not to get wakko as my first tattoo tbh #i feel like they’re the most underrated warner #yakkos my favourite im a hypocrite i know #idk theyve been living in my head recently…. #also the more puppy mouth was the winner or my little poll so I’m going to try and consciously give wakko a little :3 from now on #little dog puppy boi #oh i went back to an old wip from last year #and its so wild how much improvement you can see between the compositions #like i dont think im very good at composition but i also dont think about it much and yet

[rimbaud-fan-page]

I was near France (70 km away) the other day (2 weeks ago) and I swear to god my brain couldn’t handle it I was shaking like an atomic bomb (do those even shake?? Idk)

#being in London was an experience as well #my Sherlock Holmes hyperfixation may have been last year #but oh boy was my brain going wild #never travel while autistic friends #arthur rimbaud #bsd arthur rimbaud #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fifteen #paul verlaine #bsd paul verlaine #rimlaine #stormbringer #bsd anime

[hogoflight]

Cyrene things that are canon for vampire au but could also (mostly) totally be used for writing based off of the myth in general.

This is kinda the vibe I’m going for here: if Cyrene asked for no pickles: Apollo: “?! Hey, she asked for no pickles??” Cyrene: “Yeah I asked for no pickles??” if Apollo asked for no pickles: Apollo: “aw I got pickles :((“ Cyrene: “HEY. hey. He asked for no pickles, buddy.”

also additionally if they went to McDonalds (? Somehow) they would share a caramel McFlurry because Apollo wanted one and Cyrene didn’t mind at all (romantic) (she is gazing at him laughing in the sunlight).

also back in The Day (city ruling) whenever Apollo left / Cyrene left and Apollo noticed he would always make her Tiganites (maybe anachronistic BUT IT’S OK I REALLY WANT THIS) with fruit and cream. When they reconnected he did it for her again (terrified) and she started quietly sobbing and they hugged and cried for a while. They were out of cream so he used Aristaeus’ honey instead (he is still alive. Idmon is not.) and invited him over. (For a general story: They also totally wouldn’t reconnect mysteriously at the same time that the ancient site of Cyrene is uncovered noooooooooo that would be too freaky. Well apart from that one time they caught up at Idmon’s funeral but that was more of an acknowledgment and a one-off ‘let’s grieve our son in this way no-one else can while the funeral rites last’ thing.)

The only times Cyrene has ever liked weaving was whenever she weaved flowers into Apollo’s hair. She kept gently bullying him for turning around bc he kept turning to look at her. They’re Very Normal about each other

#apollo #toa #cyrene #vampire au #IM. I LOVE THEM. OK. #Aristaeus #POSTS FOR literally just me (me) #For vampire au if / when they get back together ?? They might not (sorry) but at the very least not 100% platonic. #Somewhat Besties in love w each other AT LEAST. and if they did decide to formally be in a relationship it’s an open relationship btw don’t #Worry #they talked about this Apollo will absolutely get his 9 girlfriends 15 boyfriends 5 husbands. And Cyrene oh boy… #she really likes going on one date with people. Not necessarily only just one night stands. Just to meet people and have a Fun Time y’know. #She’d be the aunt with CRAZY stories about dates she’s been on. Apollo absolutely loves hearing all her wild stories. And matches them with #Stories of him failing. She laughs so quietly. #I’m going to add more stories of other people next!! Or maybe after more TOA stuff bc that’s FUN

[alilaro]

the barbie movie should be state-sanctioned mandatory viewing

#i saw it today and like......... i crie #like its such a good movie that gives a perfect breakdown of misogyny and just the overall toxic beauty standards society holds over people #and even kinda touches on how easy it can be for young boys to be black-pilled and sent down pipelines for like andrew tate-type misogyny b #and how thats untrue and ultimately makes men unhappy and ends up damaging all genders #its very like nah fuck you its not women its bc ur depressed and toxic and you cant hold women responsible for your own misery #and not her job to educate and hold your hand or reward u for not being a piece of shit #but ALSO if you are AFAB boy howdy this shit was like free therapy #like thanks greta my pores are clear my mental illness is gone and my cellulite & unproportionate body with asymmetric features looks GREAT #like fr movie to watch when you got low-self esteem bc it makes you feel human and worthy and YOU are beautiful and important #also theres a trans; plus-sized; and disabled barbie !!! #two of them are the main barbies!!!!!!!! AAHHHHH #plus many non-white barbies #bro fr blows my mind theres a trans woman on screen as like a main barbie thats fucking WILD #they mustve had to fight like fuck to get that #oh another reason to like the film: conservatives are going to VOMIT BLOOD over it #mfs are going to be pissing and shitting and crying and cumming and contracting and just MALDING over a feel-good barbie movie #and i love that for us as a society 💅🏻 #barbie #greta gerwig #barbie movie #barbie spoilers #???? i guess #also sorry for all the tags holy SHIT #i just have a lot of FEELINGS

[blackjackkent]

"You gaze upon Murder's progeny, child..."

The man's voice is a low basso growl, a rumble like distant ominous thunder. Hector feels the hair on the back of his neck prickle to hear it.

The three blood-soaked women in the smaller thrones all swivel their heads to look at Hector at once, three sets of eyes burning into him.

"His most ill-trusted zealots," murmurs the human in the center.

"HIS FAITHFUL DEPARTED," crows the drow on the left.

"Prodigal servants," growls the elf on the right, "each returned to do his bidding eternally."

Narrator: This man is known to all Baldurians, and his presence sparks dread in the pit of your stomach.

Narrator: Before you is Sarevok Anchev - a Bhaalist who almost brought Baldur's Gate to ruin a century ago.

Hector feels his gut twist with anxiety. As if this whole business was not mad enough, he is now staring into the eyes of a face out of history, a face matching a name he read about in countless texts in the safety of the monastery. A face that was responsible for the worst wave of bloodshed Baldur's Gate had ever seen... at least before the Absolute.

Moonmaiden, guide me. I am deep in the black heart of this place...

"This is the court of the Dread Lord's tribunal," Sarevok rumbles. "I am its custodian. Here come those who seek to transcend. Aspirants of his most profane order - the would-be Unholy Assasins of Bhaal."

Thus far he has clearly been speaking in ritual text-- but now he pauses, and then his lip curls as he looks over the group. His eyes pass over Hector and Karlach almost without seeing them... but linger on Minsc, and then fix on Jaheira.

"But these are not aspirants..." he snarls softly. "You have brought traitors of Bhaal into our midst." His golden, glowing eyes narrow to slits. "Harper worm - the abdicating hero... your keen sense for this city has withered in your absence." His gaze shifts back to Minsc. "And you, Man of Stone. As you stood a statue, a helpless ornament, your city warped. Changed. Became ripe for the plucking."

Hector glances sideways to Jaheira and sees that she has gone ramrod straight and still, her expression cold as ice. At her side, Minsc has both fists clenched and his eyes are wide; Boo is scurrying back and forth on his shoulders with soft chitters of agitation.

"Sarevok," Jaheira says mockingly, though Hector can hear the tension in the tone strained almost to the breaking point. A muscle is working in her jaw, betraying fury that has been buried for a century. "Bhaal's least favorite son. Still tied to daddy's apron strings, I see."

Narrator: The history they share may be long gone, but the threat of violence between them is as fresh as newly spilled blood. Neither party will let the other walk out of here alive.

Sarevok's eyes remain fixed on Jaheira for a long moment, then return to Hector. "What purpose do you have in bringing these heretics to the court of Bhaal?" he asks disdainfully. "Speak, or death will be your final word."

Hector can feel the tension vibrating in the air like the aftermath of a plucked lute string. This situation is making his skin crawl - the presence of this man, the staring blank eyes of the Bhaalspawn revenants in front of him, the unmistakable fury of his companions.

They came here for Orin - to find a way to the temple, close the deal, rescue Lae'zel. Sarevok's presence here is an unexpected threat, one he was not prepared to deal with.

But it is one that has to be dealt with, nevertheless. He does not know how long Sarevok has been down here passing judgment on new acolytes of the murder god... but one thing is clear - Jaheira and Minsc will no longer settle for a quiet passage through this terrible place, even if one is available.

There will be blood here, with or without Hector's agreement. So he will stand with his friends.

He meets Jaheira's eyes; she looks back steadily; her hands are on the hilts of her scimitars, but she does not move. She respects him too much to strike without giving him the chance to speak. Perhaps she knows that he will do her the same respect in return and ready his fists.

(It is not like fighting alongside Caden, or Rasaad, not really, but there are shades of both of them looking out of his eyes, and standing there with Hector, with Minsc, even with Karlach who carries some of Khalid's kindness and Imoen's spirit and a ferocity that would do both of them proud...

Just for a moment she feels a hundred years younger, staring down Sarevok once again deep beneath the city they have all sworn to protect...)

A slight, humorless smile tugs the edges of Hector's mouth. "Would you two like to kill the old man or shall I?" he says softly.

Jaheira's eyes flash with satisfaction at the words, and she gives a sudden savage smile in return. "You get to my age," she says dryly, "you have already done everything. Be my guest."

Minsc's fists clench at his sides and his grin spreads from ear to ear. "We have already smashed Sarevok's soul from his body once. Boo says it is your turn!"

Sarevok smiles as well, a cold expression heavy with malice. "And so the Harper and the idiot ranger raise their weapons against Sarevok once more." He stands slowly, deliberately, drawing a heavy blade from its sheath at his side.

"Your hubris will be your undoing, as it once was mine. Only this time *you* will fall. And Bhaal will have his offering... by my hand."

#bjk plays baldur's gate 3 #hector carlisle #GET. HIS. ASSSSSSSS. #oh boy this is going to be a hard fight help #ahhhhhhhh this game continues to be completely wild #also casual reminder that i love jaheira forever

[majorproblems77]

Unravelling Chapter 8 has arrived!

Im really happy with this one, I hope you enjoy it too!

#linked universe #lu sky #writing #linkeduniverse #creative writing #ao3 #linked universe fanfic #archive of our own #lu warriors #lu wind #lu wild #lu time #lu twilight #lu four #lu legend #lu hyrule #oh boy here we go! #Im so excited for you guys to see it

[unproduciblesmackdown]

mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"

#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow. #i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'') #though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl #and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him #so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker] #in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird'' #but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not #an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol #even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough #and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is #lackadaisy #oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job] #it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but #points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously #and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that #wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j. #that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch. #[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] #and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash #also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh #numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache'' #and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes) #900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't