#ok listennnn

[help-im-a-gay-fish]

Red and Royal Purple

Sooooooooooo I read the book and then I watched the movie. Safe to say, I LOVED it. Who doesn't want some wholesome gay fluff and smut, I know I do.

For anyone who doesn't know, it's an enemies to lovers romcom about The Prince of England and the son of the US president. I knowwwwww I was screaming.

If you have any interest in reading Red White and Royal Blue and are at an appropriate age for some soft spice, then definitely do!!! It was a real treat!!

Me and Jan are currently obsessed with this movie, sending each other clips back and forth, lol.

Original nightmare and dream by jokublog

Original killer belongs to rahafwabas

Original ccino belongs to black-nyanko

#undertale au #my art #undertale multiverse #shipping #sansest #sanscest #cross over #red and royal purple #ok listennnn #i thought that the plot sounded ridiculous toooo #but its really nice feel good gay romcom #and the actors in the movie did an amazing job with the chemistry and humour 👏 #the book is better but the movie is good #nightkiller #killernight #nightmare x killer

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

Edwige did not need to slay these looks as hard as she did yet she chose to anyway

IL SUFFIT D'UNE FOIS // ONCE IS ENOUGH (1946), dir. Andrée Feix

#pls i am so gay #i am looking with unabashed lust #her little eye roll in the top right gif too sksksksk i had to include it ok #i was watching this film last night and i realised it was the first time i acc was looking with definite lust and not blushing about it lol #listennnn the pill is making me weird okay #pls if she tried to bite any part of me i'd totally let her #anyway ignore these gay ramble tags okay :P #edwige feuillère #film #il suffit d'une fois (1946) #andrée feix #vintage #she's just so pretty in this idk 🥺 #and she's so funny #i adore this cast idk they just made me laugh a lot

[justablah56]

Hello yes, please tell me more about dubsquared

listen .... all I'm sayin , is that bill is absolutely 100% one of those homophobes who's like cmon dude every guy feels that way about other men haha you're just too weak to suppress your urges 🙄 and I simply think that bill hanging around the canonically very hot Willy Stampler for ,, y'know ,, a while ,,,,,, smthin mightve happened between them thats all im sayin ,,, maybe they even ..... no ,, I shant say .....

#just blahs #listennnn hear me out okay #i am drawn to them in the same way that i am to glark #in the sense where i just look at them . sigh dreamily . and say wow they'd be so fucked for each other <3 #its very bill seeing willy and being like damn thats a nice lookin man . i need to do everything in my power to piss him off #and willy seeing bill and being like that is a useless and pathetic man im going to bully him #followed by Bill just thinking the bullying is hot bcs hes fucked up #anyways #im sooo normal about them ok #dubsquared #dndads

[wongcarwhy]

do u guys kno. just how much i screwed myself over

#BECAUSE I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE NORMAL????? #listen. listen. i could have just. asked to take two weeks off when i first got the job. but i was scared they wouldn't give me the job #if i told them right off the bat #and so i waited a decent amount of time to tell them. and then i was going to tell them. but i got scared thinking that they might fire me #or it would reflect badly on me and i haven't had the job for even 3 months yet and i have a performance review at the end of the 3 months #and the thing i am scared of most in the world is when people who are in positions of authority over me express disapproval #so i was just like. ok i guess i'm not going on this trip that's been planned for over a year and for my grandmas 80th #i will just be so sad and miserable about it and make it everyone else's problem #and then. and then. finally. 2 weeks left until everyone leaves for the trip and i finally bring it up to my coworkers being like #oh yea my whole entire family is going on a big trip without me and i'm rlly sad that i can't go #and they looked at me like. why cant u go? and i was like. what do u mean? cuz i'm new i don't have rights #and they were like. what is wrong with u #and i looked at them and said literally everything #listennnn there is a corporate heirarchy and i am at the bottom of the ladder #i know my place and i'm so used to groveling and begging oh my god i need to get a grip pls #am i normal #please tell me cuz i can't tell is. it normal to be this scared and frightened all the time #like. am i the only one who thinks this way.

[kairenn-n]

actually i have a phd in relating random songs to my blorbos

#sigh #about me #fandom #ok to reblog #listennnn. drawing merthur while listening to cornelia street is not good for my heart

[griefprofiled]

do u think elsa & hans have to deal with each other at like state engagements? yea he went home in disgrace but we all know that boy has never heard the word no in his life and they let him off easy about it all.

so like, elsa goes to things for annas sake, and hans is like hey remember when u ruined my life? and shes like pls as if u had a life to ruin babes also u straight up tried to murder me lmao. and then has her fire pet singe his nice coat just a liiiittle bit rip

#ch: elsa #& hans #;;LISTENNNN #;;im Vaguely Siblingesque Animosity Helsa trash ok #;;let me live

[unusualshrimp]

me going to ao3 to look up the tags for a ship that i said "ugh someone's shipping that???" about 3 days earlier. clown time

#listennnn im normal and sane i prommy. sometimes its peer pressure ok i dont like arguing with ppl so i agree to everything but it's fiiine #<- iz not fine and i need to get better at Saying Stuff but yknow. this isn't even problematique™ just kind of weird ''why would u''

[juniperhillpatient]

…. the outline & “previously on” section alone for this finale are basically a normal fic chapter length for people who aren’t insane

#listennnn #just. prepare for an entire novel for this finale ok #& no it won’t be a 2 parter lol I don’t feel like doing that #buffy au

[5qu1dink]

POPEYE TOP SURGERY SCARS REAL 🗣🗣🗣🗣TELL EVERYONE

#listen. LISTENNNN . ok. let me explain. ok. ok. just hear me out #LIFE LONG SPECIAL INTEREST BABEYYYYYY!!!!!!! HES MY BEST FRIEND #myart #popeye the sailor man #thimble theater #IM INSANE IM SO SORRY #BUT IM THINKING AGAIN

[hymnoire]

𝐋𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐙𝐀 & 𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐀𝐑𝐀

       @dollypardonne asked for an incorrect quote

#龍 : 𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 / hedacanons. #龍 : 𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 / visuals. #LISTENNNN #LISTENNN #Ok first of all thank you so much for sending love you #Second of all we can literally do all the pairings I know our muses will just MAKE WONDERS TOGETHERRR #A CON ARTIST AND A CORRUPTED DETECTIVE #They could keep each others secrets #And one day they have a secret together #NYEHEHE #Just throwing whatever crosses my mind also they look so pretty together #I'm addicted to this meme its so fun #龍 : 𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐚 / the chameleon.

[sm-baby]

Ok, Mushie...

HEAR ME OUT ON GENDERBEND FREAKSHOW...

kofi♀️|| context♂️ || freakshow AU by: @hootbon

LISTENNNN

#The amazing digital circus #pomni #caine #able #The amazing digital circus pomni #The amazing digital circus caine #The amazing digital circus able #art #tadc caine #tadc pomni #tadc able #tadc #tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus fanart #rule 63 #genderbend #genderswap

[ghoulishcavern]

listennnn LISTENNNN i know the whole “Light of the Server” thing was a bit But. scar literally loves being Gods Favorite ok.

#RELIGIOUS IMAGERY *collapses* #char art #mcyt #mcyt fanart #mcyt art #grian #traffic series #grian fanart #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmp fanart #secret life smp fanart #gtws #gtws fanart #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #gtwscar #life series #3rd life #can i tag that? #i think i can

[gravyhoney]

Hi, typing this on my computer bc I'm actually going insane and I'll fry my phone trying to type this all on there.

So my roommates and I finally watched parachutingkittens' video on misogyny in Lego Ninjago (not relevant to the rest of the post, thought I should mention it bc neither of my roommates are into Ninjago but the video was why we were discussing Ninjago) and it was extremely good.

Afterwards, we were talking about Misako a lot, and one of my roommates asked if Misako and Garmadon knew about the prophecy about Lloyd before having him. Which like, idk if they did, idk if it even existed before Lloyd was born, I don't remember if it was ever explained, but anyways, it made me realize something sooooosososo devastating about them and you KNOW it's crazy that I'm talking about this bc I NEVER post abt Garmadon and rarely abt Misako, but LISTENNNN OK

Imagine the prophecy did exist, and they knew about it long before Lloyd was born, also taking into account the fact that Garmadon didn't fully succumb to the venom until after Lloyd was born. So because of this, they decide not to have children in an effort to prevent the prophecy from playing out. But it's been literally thousands of years since Garmadon was bitten, and he and Misako have been together for quite a few years already and they make the ultimate decision that he's been ok up until this point and he's doing literally fantastic despite the venom, and they might be in the clear on that front even though it's still a risk. They deem the risk factor to be very small, and decide to have Lloyd. And they do! And they're happy! And then the literal horrors happen because Garmadon can't fight the effects of the venom anymore! And I just think it's devastating, as someone who doesn't spend a lot of time even thinking about Garmadon and Misako.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago lloyd #ninjago garmadon #ninjago misako #mason posts #mason talks #if it was confirmed they knew abt it beforehand or not #pls tell me lmao

[xstarkillerx]

WHAT. what. what do you mean how do you get over the shame of being attracted to Dominic Torretto?? 😧 you let the shame eat at you or actually why should there even be shame?? because i love that man that ‘bald menace’ i love him to the point my body aches and my dear donnie you will not just be screaming into the void, because I’ll be there i would gladly be the one to scream back because fuck i need more stuff about that man 😮‍💨 … or yeah yk idk 🫠

love ya 🫂

You're such an enabler

Listennnn I'm only ashamed because it's Vin Diesel and he's likeee the type of Hollywood actor my mother would be attracted to, but I can't help it Dom's so fucking hot.

Like did you SEE the way he just be grabbing Letty's ass in the car in Los Bandoleros???!!!! (01:04) the way he can fit her entire cheek in that massive hand like, imagine those thick fingers sliding in and out of a dripping wet pussy I can't do this. He's so big, not just tall, big and thick and his arms have the stamina of a god from working on cars all day.

Or the way he'll literally borderline fuck in public, just straight up pull you into his lap and kiss and grope you like no one's watching. Like I'm not even an exhibitionist but the thought of that drives me crazy, because it's Dom Toretto, who's gonna check y'all? The thought of him getting hard, right then and there, kissing down the line of your neck, biting your nipples through your shirt while a party goes on around the two of you. I'm barking rn because that's probably why he flirts with other women all the goddamn time, he's waiting for the day you get so fired up about it you initiate the public make out.

I'm going to spill the beans because I'm legit so fried right now and I've been sitting on this forever and I really don't know when it's gonna get done, but I'm working on something where he finger fucks you over the charger, popped hood, engine up and running. There's more to it obviously but I need you to see where my head's been at. He's got his left hand holding yours down against the edge of the hood, the metal biting into your palms and his grip warm and firm. His other hand slides down the line of your body, pushing you closer to that fucking BEAST of a car while it's roaring right in your face, before his hand hikes your skirt up, pushes your panties to the side and rubs your clit until you beg him to stick them them inside you. And like obviously there a reasonnnnn but I'm not spoiling that here

Omg you have no idea how long I've been waiting to say that ok bueeeeeeee 😁👋👋👋👋👋

#donnie does 👑 #dom toretto headcanons #dominic toretto smut #dom toretto smut #fast & furious smut #fast and furious fic

[strugglingatart]

Jr Year ep 3

This is me live blogging bc I need to get thoughts out also would love fandom friends full spoilers bellow the cut just so no one accidentally reads anything they don’t want to this will be long

EX GIRLFRIEND I will legit fight Brennan why did we at least not see it....

btw me saying I will fight brennan is mostly a joke like I get why we made all these changes, I don't actually love everything but I do trust all these people enough that it will serve the story and play out great

Immediately clocking the fairy festival (Frosty whatever it is I'm so sorry Brenan says it and then it's immediately out of my head) connection we love

love love looove the aguefort projections, so many Arthur statues!

Riz's manic energy is such a vibe, not exactly healthy but a vibe I get

the astral realm where all the dead gods go

lowkey love that Gorgug and Fabian are solid like the boys lowkey play them so dumb but that's just teenage boys for ya (also thought maybe Fabian would be in less trouble but still some so this makes my anxiety relax a bit, only issues we already knew off)

Actually for the wizards I'm really chill is an A+ and also probably true sentence

ah the answer I needed about Fig's multiclass

Ah the society of shadows again, and a college for sad alone adventureres lol

their record is bad but it should be worse when talking about the one person sports team is SO FUNNY to me

the friends bit is so good, everythig about it, all the laughing, Emily failing intentionally, Ally letting it work even tho it shouldn't, perfection

Lydia still making half orc meals we love and stan

Adaine-Riz friendship is SO IMPORTANT to me

the sibbling energy our girls have are amazing

the Thisstlesprings will literally just go into sex ed and Gorgug's reaction is gold everytime

"Can I run from you?" LMAO

ok I'm getting the silly energy they were talking about now

listennnn we are gonna get into Gorgug isn't a good barbarian according to his teacher again aren't we? it's why it wasn't pre approved? I will fight this teacher he literally saved the world twice as mostly a barbarian let him be a chill barbarian

WHY DID GILLEAR NOT TALK TO FIG

yes Fabian make Fig go to class

yay new lunch lad

also I legit thought the time quangle was just an explain continuity errors away and also get rid of the agueforts who break encounters thing but it might be related to the plot now that it's come back up in the recap and in the intercom in story

Fig has Gillear's luck confirmed ok

Zac's physical comedy continues to be SO GOOD

the sillies really are here I'm laughing so much

straight away this lady is insane

four different dogs is such a good burn, love agro Kristen

do not trust this people at all

ohhh skullcleaver, Katya's aunt? cousin? I don't recall the seven mentioning that

listen Fabian's house being party house is lowkey dangerous

Kristen being a disaster gay even when trying to help friends flirt is a mood and a half

ooohh I like mazey

don't trust the attomaton tbh

also yes I just thought of this now so it's late but going back to Kipperlilly whatever her name is, like homegirl can't make big institutional changes youre class president not on staff

rules always being followed to the letter is tbh scary there has to be room for interpretation, perfect order doesn't exist

YES PLOT love how it's already too much bc mood and "yeah I cannot think about that right now" and "embodyment of writers block" oh this season is gonna continue to hit me in the face

Wanda Childa is wild

she was a turncoat, more importantly she was a mirror

why is Ally's hey girlie voice so terrifying

fully forgot porter was the barbarian teacher and I will fight porter LET GORGUG MULTICLASS...

aaaa I'm going into a worry is here, legit thought it was gonna be in battle but I love Gorgug's energy here bc I've been there where you do things kinda nontraditional way and have teachers make the achivements sound so much worse just bc i didn't get there through the path they wanted me to take

love terpsichore immediately

they get 30's fairly often now we love level 10

fabian is such an arsty kid at heart and always was like Lou wanted to make a jock maybe but never did

listen trashbag sandwich is worrying but it was indeed fine

I get that Riz is type A but he is the non annoying kind

homegirl who desn't like technicalities and ppl gettign away with stuff got out in one huh? also I have no idea what that means the teacher found her? what?

Jawbone I love you and also I worry about how much I relate to Riz

I so hate this girl I'm with Adaine, she's the worst we've had

oh no the Applebee's

ok so I have a huge like essay somewhere about both why I don't like how Kristen is dealing with Cassandra but also how I 10000% understand her as someone who abandoned religion but was then forced to still be in similar roles and religious enviornments after that somewher in my head buut also who cares but just know it exists

omg Bucky giving her a hug I cry

Kristen is not doing well but that was actually a pretty good parental confrontation tbh I'm proud

oh damn poor Adaine I'm sosorry my dear you don't deserve this

Brennan really went you know what? we are not having your wildness work for you this time Emily, your shit is catching up to you

yay fig went to class finally

we got SO many designs with all the teachers and such and they are all so great

oh nooo Kristeeen, each step I take the step behind me vanishes is such a raw ass line like this poor teenager is legit so lost like someone help her please (also that was a relatable little monologue.. am I ok?)

love the cleric teacher a lot

ok but i love cassandra alright twilight, mystery and doubt are such a cool ass domain you can sell it and embrace it Kristen I belive in youuuu

but also again: a good ass teacher

awn I love that they're back in the forest

again Siobhan promised no taers and I have cried twice now maybe three times in three eps??? rude af

the bad kids should've helped with the whole Cassandra stuff I just realised I'm so sorry

oh shit not Kalina again.... I feel like i got stabbed in the heart

oh I am sooo pumped for next ep!!!!!

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy #riz gukgak #kristen applebees #fabian aramais seacaster #adaine o'shaughnessey #gorgug thistlespring #fig faeth

[dearlyjun]

oh my god ash LISTENNNN

uni professor tyun who’s rly strict, expecting perfection from his students. you, the dumb bimbo, are failing his class cuz good lord its so boring. so when finals season came n u knew you were fucked, you picked a strategy - let him fuck you.

DAYSSS of provocing him by wearing revealing outfits or accidentaly, whenever he was explaining something, letting a quiet moan slip. one day you even bought urself a lollipop n just sucked it while he was talking to u:p

professor tyun who finally has enough, calling u after lectures and straight up shoving you on his desk. hes rough and mean, calling u all kinds of names "ur that much of a failure that you have to fuck your professor to pass? fuckin' whore"

UGHHH JUST HIM FUCKING YOU BRAINLESS N REMINDING U THAT YOURE JUST A STUPID BITCH

ok i need a shower, my dumbification kink hitting hard rn

AURAAAA IM PUTTING MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL AS WE SPEAK

literallyyy sitting at the front of his class, raising your hand to ask a question, and sucking on your lollipop as if it was his cock. always wearing cute, revealing outfits to make she he gets a nice view of your tits and ass as you saunter in and out of class.

until finally, he’s got you. bent over his lap, skirt pulled up, thick fingers teasing your folds through your panties, scolding you how dirty you are for letting your professor do this. how dangerous it is for you both to get caught.

you’re smiling as he tells you how dumb you are, for resorting to fucking him to pass his class. you’re not even listening, too fucked out on his cock to care as he holds you against his desk, pummeling you from behind.

the next morning you walk into class to receive one of your test scores a little higher than normal. along with a note that says “see me after class.” it’s going to be a long semester.

OH MY GOD it’s literally morning.

#ash replies #aura <3 #god I love this trope tbh