#old gay men <3

[chisfics]

the fck wrong with you ?? 😭😭

#this is johnny's vision of an ideal date #minus the sushi. daniel forced him to eat that #johnny only agreed bc daniel promised him kisses afterwards #he overdosed on coors and steroids again #he is so unhinged #average blonde white man #from california no less #gotta love this guy #old gay men <3 #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #lawrusso #ralph macchio #billy zabka #the karate kid #zacchio #80s lawrusso #90s lawrusso #modern day lawrusso #fic ideas

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I will see two old queer men in media who are the same but opposite and never interact and go “I think they fuck nasty and are angry that they’re in love”

#this is about Henry hidgens and general McNamara #they hate each other but they’re also like ‘but fffffuck he’s hot and powerful… ugh… fine I’ll fuck him’ #they’ve also never met so I’m also just insane #starkid musicals #general mcnamara #henry hidgens #professor hidgens #tgwdlm #tgwdlm McNamara #tgwdlm hidgens #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid productions #starkid #🪲 #old gay men <3

[art-of-the-maiden]

in which gangle causes psychic damage to the entire cast

#you can see me getting progressively lazier throughout the comic #i love caine. so much #but he’s such a pain in the ass to draw #this is canon btw #bubble told me itself #this is also the first time i’ve drawn any character other than caine and kinger #my gay old men <3 #pomni isn’t in the last picture bc she’s too short #tadc fanart #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc caine #tadc zooble #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc ragatha #traditional art #comic #doodles #art

[apllecrash]

 I think I’m gonna love you for a long, long time.

im crying and sobbing so hard

#the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlou hbo #tlou #tlou fanart #bill and frank #tlou episode 3 spoilers #gay art #gay #wanted to draw the scene with rings but i cried and could handle it anymore sry #srsly crying so much this episode destroyed me #old men in love

[cryptamen]

Jiglup piece (Soon maybe even some goemon and fujiko)

I love these criminal old men <3

Hatless version and Sketch Version.

#arsene lupin iii #lupin iii #lupin the third #lupin the 3rd #jigen daisuke #jigen #jigen lupin the third #jiglup #lupjig #I need a jigen x goemon drawing and a fujiko x goemon and a lupin and fujik- #<3 #└《*≧∀≦)┘ #anime #old men #gay #fanart #crypt.art

[fungalleech]

you guys like omeluum x blurg right

of course you do

Here

“It’s hard to explain, but I’m happier when I’m around Omeluum.” POOKIE YOU ARE SMITTEN TO ONE ANOTHER

#omelurg #omeluum #blurg #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #ship #gay old men real #theyre like an old married couple but so wildly autistic that #they don’t even realise that they’re haplessly in love with one another

[hrokkall]

Recharging

#Inscryption #Inscryption Fanart #Leshy #Inscryption Leshy #P03 #Leshy x P03 #P0laroid #<- Thank you to other people for reviving that tag it's my favorite name for them by far #Yes this was supposed to be for Valentines Day yes it was supposed to have a fic too no I did not finish either in time #Thank you to the people who said I hope your artblock gets better. I'm not artblocked just VERY busy </3 #So I've been working on this between doing other stuff meaning it took FOREVER #Anyway here's your gay old men. I'll draw them getting divorced later or something because this is too sappy #Hrokkall Art #EDIT: Changed signature color it was bothering me

[broken-glass-puppet]

Omg so i seen the Cod post, where reader is a dilf. I was wondering if you can do one with keegan in it? You don’t have to btw.

Yes, that's it, also sorry about the late response

Keegan with DILF reader!!

He isn't flustered

He is

At first he saw you like a father figure kind of? He liked that you praised him

But overtime he started felling hot and bothered when you used your camo or the gear

He loves your body, just dad bods in general

He likes big men

He's so edgy omg he swears to the rest of the ghost he doesn't like you and everything, but he loves you so much

Will burry his face in your puppies (aka your bazoonkas) after a long day

Please call him your 'atta boy', he will melt

Praise him in general

He has a major praise kink

And if you are actually a dad, oh Lord, he's head over heels

Pick him up, just like a bag of potatoes, he will like it

Kiss his neck

He has sensitive neck its not even funny

#keegan p russ #keegan russ #keegan p russ x male! reader #keegan p russ x male DILF! reader #keegan p russ x reader #keegan p russ cod #cod #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #cod mw #cod ghosts #keegan p russ is babygirl #sometimes babygirl is a 48 year old man #i dont even know #we tag like ao3 now #gay military men #mask #i love he <3

[bumblingbabooshka]

What I Say: I'm fine. What I Mean: There was a Star Trek Novel in which Tuvok and Jack Crusher (Beverely's Husband) have to go undercover in a bathhouse that they think is a brothel to get information out of a potential lead and because of a series of hijinks at one point must come to terms with the fact that they're definitely going to have to go into the boss's private room completely naked and might have to go even further than that to get the info they truly need. They were ready to go all in on that "I'm not gay but a mission's a mission" life.

Transcripts under the cut

[Image 1:

“We’re here to meet someone,” he said. “I was told that a Melacron named Pudris Barrh enjoyed visiting this establishment.” The alien smiled. “Oh, I see…you’re one of Barrh’s boys,” she remarked with a knowing lilt. Barrh’s boys? Crusher asked himself. What did she mean by that? He experienced a moment of alarm but kept his composure.

“If you can get past Old Scowly there,” the female continued, “you can join Barrh at his pleasures if you like." She raised a long slender arm and pointed to a gilded door to her right.] [Image 2:

“I don’t know for certain what kind of establishment this is,” said the commander, “but I can make a pretty good guess.”

“Unfortunately,” the Vulcan whispered back with sincere and undisguised revulsion, “so can I.”

"Still, we may have to go along with it.” Crusher regarded Tuvok. “Would that…pose a problem?”  “Naturally,” the Vulcan replied.

The commander grunted. “I was afraid you would say that.”

“And knowing what I do of human marriage customs,” said Tuvok, “I would imagine it would pose a problem for you as well.”

Crusher looked lost “Maybe we could just play along for some of it…for the sake of-”

“My master will see you now,” said Old Scowly. He had reappeared before the Vulcan knew it. “You may enter through the changing room, remove your clothes, and join Pudris Barrh at his pleasures.”] [Image 3:

As it happened, Tuvok wasn’t happy either. If he didn’t know better, he would have said that the uncomfortable sensation in the pit of his stomach was apprehension. Of course, that was impossible. His control over his emotions was impeccable. And yet the sensation remained.

“There must be another way,” said Crusher. “There is no other way,” the Vulcan told him. “This is the situation in which your plan has placed us.” He knew his words sounded biting, but he didn’t wish any of them back.

The human ran his hands through his thick, dark hair. “Damn it,” he said, “If Beverely ever…” “Find out about this?” the ensign suggested.

Frowning, Crusher nodded. “But as you say, there’s no other option open to us. I guess we’ll just deal with whatever comes as best we can.” He grunted. “The things we do for king and country.”] [Image 4:

When the air cleared for a moment - a byproduct of their entrance - the Vulcan was able to get a better look at their host. He was rather corpulent for a Melacron, it seemed, and more pale-looking than most.

As thick, sludgy ripples made their slow way outward from Barrh’s generous torso, he waved to Tuvok and Crusher. “Please, gentlemen, join me. We’ve not met yet, but there are few better places to get to know someone than in The House of Comfort!”

[Crusher] and Tuvok exchanged a quick glance. Taking a deep breath, the human walked up to the carpeted stairs and placed first one foot, then the other, into the hot, liquid muck.

The ensign had little choice but to follow suit. He assured himself, as he sank up to his chest in the thick, surprisingly pleasant-smelling stuff, that there was realy no logical reason T’Pel ever had to become acquainted with this misadventure.

Besides, he reflected, there was quite a good chance that the majority of his and Crusher’s actions would be classified. He had to confess that he found some comfort in the prospect.]

Bonus:

Tuvok and Crusher apparently both go home and tell their wives about this experience. I don't know if we learn of T'Pel's reaction but Beverely apparently thinks its hilarious!

#novel experiences #TUVOK. HEY. #-POINTS- #HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #Tuvok CANNOT keep getting into dubiously moral but incredibly gay scenarios he just can't I'm gonna start howling at the moon #The fact that he has a wife is so funny #GOD there was an old post I LOVED that was like #'I know Tuvok has a wife and kids and I'm so happy for him but he has sex with men.' #<- VERY paraphrased by me #st voyager #tng #Jack Crusher #Tuvok #st voy #star trek #Is he....you know? -gestures- One of Barrh's boys? #Crusher: We might have to suck this guy's dick Tuvok. / Tuvok: Tch. #I love that Tuvok's like 'he knew his words sounded harsh....and he meant it<3 He meant every syllable <3' #him being so devoted to his wife just makes the whole thing more lascivious /positive

[drballinator]

#ttte edward #ttte james #ttte jedward #:3 #gay #gay men #old gays #lgbtqia #j x e

[pocoyitos]

🚨 GAY PEOPLE ALERT ‼️ GAY PEOPLE ALERT ‼️🚨

this is a reference of that one umbrella academy edit

#cuttletavio #craig cuttlefish #dj octavio #old men yaoi #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon lore #splatoon fanart #gay people #fanart #pinches jotos los amo

[thatturtleleon]

dratchet<3

#old gay men :3 #transformers #maccadam #idw transformers #thatturtleleon art #transformers art #idw ratchet #idw drift #dratchet

[cupophrogs]

Take your time. But can we have more of rich and Charles angst or fluff. Maybe both. These two are just so adorable. This makes my heart melt

“Waste of Time”

He may not have been old enough to remember, but if Drew got anything form Rich, it was his astounding lack of self-preservation.

Clear ver.

Fic I got the idea from!

#old gay men #<3 #i love them so dearly #inspired by that fic where Dogday got a cut on his hand and said that stitching it was a “waste of time” #I'll see if I can find it #ugh I NEED to give them a happy ending #I'll die if I don't #I swear #some good ol' hurt/comfort #phrart #art #the three d’s #poppy playtime #rich poppy playtime #richard m welldam #ah the classic square x circle troupe #my favourite #charles poppy playtime #charles welldam

[opherusblog]

"They're best friends" to YOU. personally I need them to marry each other

#yes this is about superbat. I'm right #this is also about old worlds finest comics my favorite gay men <3 #superbat #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent

[mrpissypants666]

painting is so fun holy shit

#cuttletavio #man i love them #splatoon #splatoon 3 #dj octavio #craig cuttlefish #capn cuttlefish #gay ppl #gay old men #bald people are cool

[actual-changeling]

This post is something that can actually be so personal and no I am not done talking about it. There's a whole concept behind it and the fucking hair ties are just one way of channeling it but oh boy is it a good one. This works so well with the hair braiding too and i cannot think about it to much or i will spontaneously combust, but I had to so I hope you enjoy the result of it.

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Joel has a hair tie on his wrist because Ellie forgets to take a spare and when the first one breaks or she loses it somehow, he can offer it to her before her hair becomes an annoyance.

He has one because she gives it to him sometimes when they're laying on the couch and her ponytail makes resting her head on a pillow or against his chest uncomfortable. At times she also takes it out simply because her scalp is especially sensitive that day and the constant pull becomes painful after a while. There's always another one in his jacket pocket, too, so when Ellie asks him for braids afterward or allows him to do her hair he isn't limited to simpler styles.

It starts with hair ties in Jackson but there are months of different acts preceding it.

Joel carried whatever he could for her, taking more than necessary sometimes because the slim line of her shoulders being weighed down by her backpack made his heart ache even when he couldn't admit it to himself back then, not at first at least. There are water bottles, sweatshirts she cannot quite fit into hers that day, all of their food, whatever first aid materials he can find, even a spare bar of soap.

Then he starts carrying hair ties once they get to Jackson and suddenly he needs to keep a brush on him, too, and with the brush comes a comb and with the comb comes a hat and with the hat comes a homemade creme he traded for since her hands are uncomfortably dry sometimes (she never said so but he knows her), and after that what started as a small piece of twisted fabric turns into him carry a bag around that is filled with everything his brain thinks Ellie might require at some point. Sure, maybe he is being a little bit overprotective and maybe Tommy jokes about getting him a purse several times, but he can offer her sunscreen and a bottle of water during summer, he gives her gloves and a scarf in winter when she doesn't remember to put them on before leaving, there's always one of her books in a side pocket, too, and as soon as he finds her a new one, her Walkman gets an especially safe place in his bag.

And yes, he fusses over her a little bit too much, maybe even to the point of being smothering sometimes (she always tells him to back off when that happens and he does without complaint), but Ellie grew up utterly alone and without someone to look after her for fourteen years, she deserves to know what it is like to be cared about by someone. Whatever she asks for, whatever she needs, he gives it to her even when she could walk home and come back with the thing in question in less than ten minutes. There's always a snack, a spare sweatshirt in case she gets cold, space for the one she takes off when she gets too warm, a small sketchbook and a pencil both as a distraction and so she can draw whenever she feels like it.

No one pays any attention to it, and while Tommy softly teases him about it from time to time, the smile that blooms on Ellie's face when he quietly gives her something she needs based on nothing but hardwired instincts before the words leave her mouth tells him everything he needs to know.

Joel might not be good with words, but he continues to carry a bag and hands her little pieces of his love time and time again, hoping she can put the puzzle together, hoping she knows.

Ellie does the same, hoping Joel notices it, hoping he knows what it means, that with every time she tells him to rest, every cup of coffee on his nightstand, every night spent in his bed when she wakes to the mere suggestion of a nightmare and brushes them away before they can settle so she can put herself in their place instead, every trashy action movie she borrows from the library for their weekly movie night, every handmade guitar pick she gifts him, every single gesture she does not have to do but does regardless because she wants to, she is saying I love you, too.

They notice, they care, they willing hand over carefully chosen parts of themselves and the puzzle they piece together is one and the same, because paying attention to things is how they show love and it is oh so easy when there is nothing to look at but each other.

#alex writes tlou #the last of us #tlou #joel and ellie #joel miller #ellie williams #fanfic #miller family #episode 3 reference because i go insane over half the lines they say fucking craig i hate you i hate you what did you do to my brain #also i finally got the bill and frank strawberry shirt and i am wearing it right now and i am in love #two old gay men living a happy life in the apocalypse is actually so defining to me as a lesbian #does that make sense probably not but its true #anyway inbox open as always it is easier to write you something if it's related to my current brain rot topic but i get to everything #eventually i just wanna do it properly