#or under a desk

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

RE2 lethan AU where leon finds ethan hiding under a desk in the racoon police station

#ethan winters #leon kennedy #resident evil #rebhfun #resident evil fanart #resident evil 2 #lethan #i cant decide if loen finds him hiding in a bathroom stall #or under a desk #they r both funny #he baricades himself under the desk with computers lol #leons finds him on accident and shoots him in the wrist on reflex #sorry ethan has to get at least a minimum of 2 hand injuries a game #this also applies to made up AUs #camera shy photographer is also funny #'haha say cheese leoonn' #'haha ok ur turn' #and ethan shatters his camera on the floor #'oops haha looks like we cant take anymore photos'

[bloopdydooooo]

jon sims literally cannot access a lot of the internet cause he gets to the ‘i am human’ button and starts sobbing

#the magnus archives #he sees it and curls up under his desk forever #no wonder he wasn’t getting that much proper work done in s4

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

#pokemon #pkmn irl #unreality #pokemon irl #sylveon #Vivi the sylveon #he’s all scrunched under the desk #wants the uppies #art by realpokemon #eeveelution #based on my irl cat behavior of squeezing her gotdang head between my leg and the desk to try and get up

[braindead-eli]

under the desk support BUT….

i’m under your desk while you play games with the boys, sucking you off, trying to be quiet and failing miserably. moaning like a whore around your cock, humping the air trying to get any ounce of friction on my boypussy

suddenly you pull your headset off and put it on me instead, hearing all your friends cooing in my ear about how pathetic i sound and how obvious i was that i was underneath their friends desk

you pull me off your cock and instruct me to get myself off on your leg, i whine in embarrassment knowing my whimpers are being heard by all your friends too, they laugh at me and degrade me and praise me until im cumming all over your leg, humping it like a bitch in heat

then of course you pull me into your lap praising me and turning on cartoons to watch during aftercare, your friends sticking around to praise me and help me come down from my high too

#ftm nsft #nsft.eli #ftm ns/fw #free use slvt #ftm sub #free use nsft #ftm bottom #ftm puppy #mlm #t4t bd/sm #t4t ns/fw #under the desk #exhibition kink #aftercare is important #t4t mlm #t4t puppy #bd/sm puppy #dumb puppy

[hood-ex]

I'm a normal person until I remember how Dick perched his chin on Bruce's arm.

Year One: Batman/Scarecrow #1

#he's so baby 🥺 #and it just hits so much harder bc bruce calls him ''kiddo'' in this series #plus then dick tucks himself under bruce's arm so he can talk to the lady at the desk #and also his cape is sooo teeny tiny #he makes me so 🥺🥺🥺 #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson

[urb0ytoy]

what the hell why am i not underneath someones desk rn sucking them off while they play videogames

#based on a convo with a mutual #the things i would do to be sucking someone off under a desk rn #transmasc nsft #trans nsft #ftm nsft #queer nsft #gay nsft #autistic nsft #catboy nsft #mlm nsft #nb nsft #nonbinary nsft #nsft t4t #nsft trans #t4t nsft #nblw nsft #nblnb nsft #nblm nsft #nb bottom #nb sub #t4t sub #t4t bottom #t4t breeding #t4t ns/fw #trans ns/fw #ftm ns/fw

[ninety-two-bees]

geologist remus AU in which he has the largest rock collection known to man but it’s all granite and sandstone and other rocks that no one else thinks look cool

he has his rock hammer and his hard hat and he spends his days in stupid rural areas just looking through soil and in rivers for things he can break open or put under a microscope, and he takes samples home in his pockets even though it means there’s dirt and sand everywhere

queue sirius, who knows nothing about rocks but knows that some minerals are shiny, and he has a great time fidgeting with the pretty minerals that remus thinks are “too boring”

bonus points for remus doing a taste test on his rocks to determine what kind of minerals they are (because yes, that is a genuine way of determining mineral type)

#this is so badly worded i’m sorry #but geologist remus is real to me #he’s so excited about his ugly little rocks #sitting at his desk in his rock design cardigan #and he’s looking at rubies and amethysts under a microscope and going ‘boring’ #because mudstone is cooler #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black

[andy-clutterbuck]

Black T-Shirt + Sling | requested by Anonymous

#*gnawing on him* #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #*runs hand down his arm like it's a staircase bannister* #H A N D S #why do you get hands that are big and manly AND deft and elegant #that sounds like a crime #tbh #F O R E A R M S #yes biceps obv but forearms don't get the attention they deserve #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #v e i n s #tag yourself i am under the desk #investing in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use

[pluralwizard]

if a mousegirl was a gamer she’d say “hehe, i’m on a killsqueak >:)”

#and the girl under the desk sucking her balls would give her a thumbs up

[heymacy]

CHAPPELL ROAN ☆ Tiny Desk Concert

#trash bag under the wig you will always be famous #*macygifs #chappell roan #chappellsource #chappellroanedit #the rise and fall of a midwest princess #tiny desk concert #npr music #dailymusicqueens #musicdaily #wlwsource #dailylgbtq #dailywomen #lgbtedit #musicedit #lgbtsource #musicsourcedaily #femaledaily #flawlesscelebs #dailymusicians #popularcultures #wlwgif #wlwedit #lgbt #lgbtq #wlw

[bugmatics]

shrimp addition

#what i wouldnt give to see more references of the upturned #PLEASE SHRIMP CAMEO I DONT CARE IF IT'S BIG OR SMALL I NEED TO SEE MY SPECIAL BOY #he would stay on the ship for morale and defense against masks who invade the ship #he comes with some dog food and a bowl #keep him fed or you might be the next meal #hides under the terminal desk when eyeless dogs are in #i plan to draw these out soon enough #for this one i tried out some perspective #looks kinda eughh but fuck it we ball #lethal company #lc #lethal company employee #the upturned #the upturned shrimp #bug.png #FINALLY something that goes in this tag #got kinda lazy with this one srry

[squibo]

🤲

#columbo #pompomlumbo figure drawing 💕 #drawn back in November #rn he is buried under a bunch paper on my desk which I should *spring* clean but I’ll do it later #pompomlumbo

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

✨🎉WINCEST ROADHEAD🎉✨

lineart below

#they pull over immediately after cause sams about to make a mess in baby and dean will not allow that #especially when he has a perfectly good mouth for sam to use #next i wanna draw dean under the table/desk at a library in front of sam returning the favour😈 #wincest #samdean #wincest fanart #jaydrawstastyart #jaydraws #nsft

[chrollohearttags]

Hear me out bae think about Ceo! Eren a little bit older than Canon mellowed out with crows feet by his eyes and the edges of his chocolate brown hair is starting to lighten and no matter how hard he tries he just can't stay away from his new pretty assistant

gahhhh, this got me kicking and squealing!!! bc this man..this man would be so sexy when he got older. Real stoic, quiet and mysterious. You wouldn’t know how to take him at first because he comes off as intimidating. But every chance he gets, he’s stealing glances at you. He’ll call you into his office for the most random of things just to get another peak at you. He’s kinda soft spoken but has this low grumble in his tone and it definitely sounds even better when he’s got you on his desk…legs spread as he slides into you and whispers ‘fuck’. Because he couldn’t resist you in those tight skirts and adorable dresses. Your glasses on your face and that precious little voice. You look so innocent and sweet, he can’t help himself..especially when you whimper in his ear with your legs around his waist and arms around his neck as you ask him if this is okay. To which he just laughs and says ‘who’s going to stop us, baby? It’s my company.’ While he’s deep stroking your shit. Yeah, I’d never miss a day of work 🌚

#cherry’s asks 🍒 #cherry’s sweetpeas 🍒🌷 #gahhh #I need him #in a way that would get my misandrist card revoked #aot x black reader #eren x black fem!reader #black reader smut #be planted under that desk #black fem reader #eren x black reader #eren jaeger #eren jeager smut #eren jeager x reader #eren x black y/n #eren jaeger imagines #eren jaeger headcanons #eren smut #aot smut #aot drabbles #black reader #aot au #ceo eren makes me froth ngl #black fanfiction #eren yeager #cw smut #cw sex mention #eren aot #eren imagines #aot imagines

[sha-ka-re]

do you think that as spock went inside the warp core to save his loved ones, he thought of pike? do you think he thought about how this is probably the last thing that pike would have wanted for him, because he never would have wanted spock to have to put himself in mortal peril like that? do you think he wondered if pike would have been proud of him anyway?

#you ever think about pike and spock and their mirrored fates too hard??? #cause i do!!!! hahaha!!!! #gripping the desk so hard the wood shatters under my hands #spock #christopher pike #star trek #star trek tos #star trek snw #star trek original series #star trek strange new worlds #star trek wrath of khan

[cemeterything]

i do have to admit i really like my therapist. whenever i have an appointment with her i feel like i'm an abandoned dog at the shelter and she's trying to teach me to trust people again for the first time.

#🐉 #she even lets me hide under the desk if i feel too exposed on the couch