#perky buds

[g0lden-wings]

I think I made a mistake by not watching NMT and going in headfirst and watching Hey Melissa during the stream last week, I went in head first and thought "it can't be too bad" and then got hit with CATBOY PAUL

I should add that I am gonna watch NMT now because it was such a fucking wild story and I need to know what's up with Perky buds and Jane's a car (I only know that Tom fucks a car that's possessed by Jane)

#hey Melissa #perky buds #jane's a car #nightmare time #nmt #nmt2 #starkid #starkid returns

[cherrybb-ily]

Nightmare Time 2, Episode 2 - Perky Buds will make me scared of birds single handley

#nightmare time #starkid #perky buds #nighthawks are so scary frr

[booigi-boi]

Hatchetfield character requests from Instagram 🪓🦅

#starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #doesn't seem to wanna show up in tags so pls REBLOG #nightmare time 2 #perky's buds #yellow jacket #grace chasity #max jagerman #ezekiel #ziggs hatchetfield #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #spitfire #portraits #my art #art #art post #digital #digital art #fan art #fanart #sketch #drawing

[its-short-for-jackalope]

hatchetfield memes go brrr

#jack jabbers #hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetfield memes #incorrect quotes #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time 2 #nmt2 #perky's buds #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #jason jepson #richie lipschitz #jace x richie #jason x richie #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #ruth fleming #ziggs #paul matthews #lautski #lexthan

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 9 | Grace Chasity being called a Nerdy Prude

#grace chasity #npmd #abstinence camp #nightmare time #perky’s buds #gwdlm #StarKid #nerdy prudes must die #stephanie lauter #angela giarratana #mariah rose faith #mariah rose faith casillas #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield musicals #hatchetfield #bill woodward

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #sherman young #bill woodward #melissa tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #ezekiel perkys buds #paul matthews #ken davidson #sam sweetly #charlotte sweetly #boy jerry #girl jeri #linda monroe #officer bailey

[wardback]

I made a thing

The jon matteson alignment chart

#jon matteson #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #perkys buds #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #daniel stopwatch #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul perkins #carl metzger #boy jerry #roman murray #wiggog y'wrath

[fencecollapsed]

that's some setup-and-payoff privilege, man

#i had to make this meme twice cuz the first version i. forgot grace was in perkys buds. again- #hatchetfield #starkid #meme #my stuff #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #abstinence camp #nightmare time

[chatterghosts]

doodles from my fave nightmare time episodes !!

#nightmare time #perkys buds #black friday #starkid #lex foster #ethan green #yellow jacket #my art

[petes-5yr-cocoa]

the kids might be alright,,, maybe

their families? not so much

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes #incorrect quotes #starkid incorrect quotes #npmd incorrect quotes #peter spankoffski #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #max jagerman #max jägerman #steph lauter #stephanie lauter #ziggs #perkys buds #hatchetfield #hatchetverse

[teranobriss]

Ziggy: Oh hey, you're back early!

Emma: Field's haunted

Ziggy: What?

Emma: *grabbing gasoline and matches* Field's haunted

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #perkys buds #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time #nmt #nmt 2 #emma perkins #ziggy starkid #ziggy #ziggs starkid #lauren lopez #jae hughes

[offbrandtoaster]

I feel like Grace is being done a little dirty. Because my read on her character is way different than everyone else's. I see a lot of people read her as inherently bad or evil, but I read her as a genuinely good person raised in an evil environment (that is, fundamental Christianity.)

In Perky's Buds, although she's trying to shut down the pot farm, she's not even doing it because she hates pot. She's doing it because Nighthawks are getting stoned and put into danger. And even when Emma runs into her at the end, Grace isn't mean to her. Even after Emma sprayed her with literal shit, Grace is surprisingly kind, and while she assumes Emma is just delusional from smoking too much pot, she still has the foresight and awareness to realize Emma had put herself in a bad situation and called the authorities to help her (mind, it was a Hatchetfield cop, but a girl raised as she was wouldn't have the social awareness of why that is bad.)

In Abstinence Camp, everyone talks about how she has the axe by the end and takes the Axeman's place as the killer. And while she DOES kinda threaten everyone with the presence of it, she doesn't make an attempt to use it (albeit this is the end of the episode so). She throws herself over Steph to protect her from an axe, and genuinely views her as her best friend. And she doesn't even agree with the punishment of the sexually active teens, she believes they need to participate in order to recover.

Grace is arguably at her most antagonistic in Nerdy Prudes Must Die. But her villain song at the end specifically references how her victims are other people who participated in the bullying of the Nerdy Prudes, and she's now taking HER revenge to protect them.

In all 3 cases though, her most negative decisions, or the ones that trigger her downfall, are not due to Hatchetfield craziness but her religion. The police are good and help us (WASPs that is.) God says sex is bad so I'll intimidate everyone to stay here. God says sex is bad, so we need to get back at Jagerman!

And like... I feel bad for Grace. Because I WAS Grace. I grew up with a lot of guilt for being gay. I bought into every bullshit Abstinence program, because "That makes me one of the good ones". Even after realizing it was all bullshit rhetoric, that shit stays with you for so fucking long. I was that Nerdy Prude, well meaning but ultimately intolerable to be around lol.

So like... you go Grace, be your Nerdy Prude self and hopefully if we ever get an ending to Hatchetfield where you're all ever able to survive, you grow out of it!

#grace chasity #grace chastity #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers #starkid #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #nightmare time #nightmare time spoilers #perky's buds #abstinence camp

[cartoonchaos]

paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing

#loony rambles #paulkins #paul matthews #emma perkins #starkid productions #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #perky’s buds #hey melissa #nightmare time #bisexuality

[isogenderskitty]

more of these because they're really fun to make

#i made myself giggle way too much with the ezekiel one #i love that fucked up little guy so much #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #text post memes #text post meme #nightmare time #nmt #perky's buds #ezekiel #ezekiel (nmt) #black friday #frank pricely #lex foster #the hatchetfield ape man #professor henry hidgens #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #paulkins #paul matthews #emma perkins #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #richard lipschitz #stephanie lauter #my favourite genre of these to make is steph demolishing anons actually

[rentumblsstuff]

NPMD!Steph: I asked Pete to Pasquali’s on the first date.

AC!Steph: I asked Pete to shower with me.

YJ!Steph: Who the fuck is Pete and why are we thirsty for him? Get a grip, ladies.

NPMD!Steph: Okay, okay, imagine the biggest nerd you can think of?

YJ!Steph: Oh the bow tie kid.

NPMD!Steph: That’s him.

AC!Steph: But then also like make him funny and sarcastic.

NPMD!Steph: Yeah! And sweet.

AC!Steph: And weirdly sexy and secretly jacked and you just kinda wanna break his brain so that the only thing he can think about is pinning you to the wall of the shower even though it’s nasty, so-

NPMD!Steph: Wait the other one is right. Get a grip. Please.

AC!Steph: *shaking* I’ve been stuck at Camp Idontwannabang for a month and he’s the only sane one here other than me. There’s only one thing I’m trying to ‘get a grip’ on around here, and it’s down the shorts that his ‘Virginity Rocks!’ camp tee is tucked into.

——

AC!Peter: I broke my leg trying to improvise a weapon to protect Steph and myself.

NPMD!Peter: I almost sacrificed my life for Steph!

TGWDLM!Peter: I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN MY HOT CHOCOLATE.

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: NEITHER HAVE WE!

TGWDLM!Peter: Also who is Steph and why are we willing to hurt ourselves for her?

AC!Peter and NPMD!Peter: *OFFENDED GASP*

AC!Peter: Imagine you have really low blood sugar and all you have to fix it is fuckin’ raisins… And Steph gives you a chocolate bar. Relief, finally, you can think straight for what feels like the first time in your life. That’s Stephanie.

NPMD!Peter: Imagine an eldritch god tells you that you have to give up what you treasure above all else and you suddenly realize in the worst way possible that your Pokémon cards and comic collection mean nothing to you in comparison, and as weirdly slimy and wiggly fingers brush the hair from your neck, you realize that the girl who’s suddenly become the most important person or thing in your life thinks of you the exact same way and that one of you has to die before you’ve even worked up the nerve to admit to the coolest girl you’ve ever met how you feel. That’s Stephanie.

AC!Peter: … Are you okay?

NPMD!Pete: Better than that guy’s doing.

BF!Pete: I watched a man get kicked in the head until he died… I can still see the bomb falling through the air as I spent my last moments alive with my big brother…

——

NPMD!Grace: I can explain!

AC!Grace: YOU HAD A SEXUAL FANTASY?!

PB!Grace: NASTY!! JAIL FOR YOU.

AC!Grace: HELL EVEN.

NPMD!Grace: Wait, no no no! It’s okay, I killed the guy it was about!

AC!Grace: You better have!

NPMD!Grace: But then he came back to life and I had to sacrifice my chastity to send him back, so we had sex in the middle of a football field and five evil gods dragged him to Hell! Also by the way, Jesus isn’t real and it’s up to us to cleanse the earth of all perverts for our new gods, the Lords in Black!

AC!Grace and PB!Grace: …………… WHAT THE FU-

#starkid #hatchetfield #npmd #abstinence camp #yellow jacket #tgwdlm #black friday #perkys buds #stephanie lauter #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #lautski #starkid incorrect quotes

[itsdefinitely]

Ello, I’m back! My lord demands another sacrifice. He has tainted many a soul, but the ones he hasn’t touched since forever because of their wood-dwelling, animalistic ways… the Metzgers.

(I imagine they have little monster features because the kids grew up in the woods, like Lumberaxe)

May I ask for a picture of them? It will give my king more vigilance to swallow them into the black and white.

twirls my hair.... hi bob metzger

#bob metzger #lars metzger #louie metzger #carl metzger #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #i know the brothers are adults in perky's buds but i needed to draw carl as a little emo boy. you understand