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liberate-te · 10 months
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The truth about fireworks
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hypnotic-trans · 1 year
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I figured I might as well make a pinned post for this blog, now that I'm posting here more regularly.
Most of you probably came from my main blog @cnc-pet, so as far as DNIs, limits, kinks, etc., check out my pinned post over there.
Currently this is just a blog for me to reblog all the posts I feel are worth transferring over from the main blog, in the event that it gets deleted. Thus far I've been going in chronological order, because I found that to be the easiest to keep track of.
I am still considering switching to using this blog as my main, and in the event that I do that, this blog will be changed to the @cnc-pet, and the old cnc-pet blog will be kept up, just not active anymore.
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pet4pet · 8 months
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thinking about raw and tender intimacy with a sad man so we feel a little less broken together <3
yes i am playing baldurs gate and yearning dont even worry about it
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1stfloret · 5 months
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I need to incorporate more bells into my outfits, I already carry some around with me everywhere but I need more......
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happycrabitat · 10 months
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Reached a new level of crazy😅Found an awesome organizer for my hermit crab food. I was fed up with little bag’s falling everywhere! This is the one I bought!
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mgcomet · 10 months
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Cute Animals
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petsworldmedia · 10 months
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spinaholi · 1 month
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can’t believe it’s canon that aelwyn cries to ‘senior cats who are still waiting on their forever home’ tiktoks and then immediately comments to ask if any are available for adoption
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leoparduscolocola · 8 months
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it’s honestly scary seeing how popular raw feeding for cats and dogs is becoming. for so long dogs and cats weren’t coming down with nutrient deficiencies because of commercially available pet food and now they’re making a comeback, plus people have literally died from the diseases transferred by raw feeding… it’s not surprising, though, that raw feeding is growing in popularity considering how popular anti-science movements for humans are right now too. like you can literally go into a pet store and see signs plastered all over claiming that raw is the best when there’s not a shred of evidence for that. it’s so ironic that pet store employees will tell you that the eVil vEtS iN bEd WiTh BiG kiBbLe only recommend a certain food because they get paid to do so and then in the very next breath recommend an obscenely expensive raw food that obviously gives the store a pretty big profit margin. i get why people might not trust the pet food industry but you don’t have to feed raw, you can hire an actual veterinary nutritionist (not just some raw guru online with a “nutrition certificate”) to formulate a homecooked recipe for you
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queer-petplay · 1 year
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Imagining a puppy play daycare. All the puppies naked and in collars, sorted into different groups based on their activity levels. The sleepy puppies cuddling together in a pile. The semi active puppies catching balls and playing gently with each other. The hyper puppies all wrestling and biting. Sometimes a puppy will get mounted and everyone watches them be taken until the top cums deep inside them and goes to have their way with another pup. 🥵
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konigsblog · 2 months
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pulling on his leash… making him beg for a treat… patting his belly… unleashing him on that jerk that keyed your car…
loser-könig would be a great mutt... always trying to please you with a satisfied grin stained on his face.
he doesn't mind being dragged around; your hand gripped firmly on his leash, dragging him around, the sound of the chain collar jingling around his neck as he crawls towards you, insatiable and hungry for your sweet taste.
69 with loser-könig is brutal in general, but when he has a collar around his marked neck, and he's following your every order, he becomes disgusting and messy. he's sloppy as he jerks and thrusts his hips into your soft hands, sitting on his face, you rock your hips gently whilst he messily eats you out, drooling against your pussy as your sweet release drips against his tongue.
rub his belly whilst sitting on his face and he'll be panting and heaving, his chest rising and falling, sweat rolling down his body as he feels himself becoming more depraved for your love. grinding against his mouth, your folds soaking with spit and arousal, seeing his dick throb and twitch, tip leaking with pre spitting from the head of his hung length.
you may find loser-könig with his collar on, huffing at your panties whilst he rubs another one against his veiny dick, looking into your wide eyes, lovesick and drooling at the sight of you.
and of course, afterwards you treat him by letting him collar you, riding on his sopping wet cock whilst he growls like a feral animal. ;((
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pet4pet · 1 year
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got sad and without thinking immediately came over here to scroll my dash in bed :'''
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sugarcoatednightshade · 5 months
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
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ebaybears · 6 months
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We need more flatfish plushies. I just saw one and it was so scary. I love him
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usaigi · 1 year
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Everyone look at my son
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