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radical-ghostface · 9 months
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Girl Dinner 🦁🍽
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whorkn33 · 4 months
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[at mcdonalds]
me: can I get a big Mac?
cashier: do you want the meal or just the sandwich?
me: uhh. one second. *pulls out my wallet* what should I do, pearler bead komaeda?
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pearler bead komaeda: get the fries. you'll need the energy in the coming days
me: Okay *puts my wallet away* I'll take the meal
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ask-shane · 6 months
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good morning shawty!
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morning. i’d say good morning, but if it were a good morning, i’d be on a chicken farm.
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vcrnons · 1 year
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ramblingoak · 3 months
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Someone needs to write a fic called "There's No Crying in Ghaseball" because I need it but also I DO NOT have the time to do it.
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piratekane · 4 months
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i got an ask in my email that never showed up in my inbox that was basically looking for book recs and since only one person asked for my opinion and because this was the year i fell back in love with reading, i'm going to do a myspace Top 8 books i loved this year, in no particular order:
Code Name Verity by Elizabeth Wein this is basically a love story. it's a love story and you won't change my mind. i don't mean romantic love except that i mean best friends loving each other to and through the end of the world can be romantic and we should say that more often. because this a book about war and its terrors but it's also the love story between two best friends and what they'll do to get back to each other. it has probably one of my favorite protagonists ever - actually, two of my favorites. Wein tells a devastatingly perfect story and i promise your heart will swell and sink and tie itself into tiny knots. kiss me, hardy! kiss me quick! 5 stars, i cried at the end
Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo i was late to the SoC books and boy am i glad i finally showed up to the party. this book was perfection. i immediately fell in love with each crow and spent the whole book screaming that if nina and matthias didn't kiss ASAP that i was going to throw something. i also was yelling about kaz and inez, do not think i was not doing that. kex brekker you deserve love you street rat. @dealanexmachina had to deal with the screaming through this. and i think it's going to be a repeat read in 2024 just so i can experience the care and craftsmanship that went into each character, their nuances, and how it wove perfectly together into kaz's brilliant plan. 5 stars, i immediately read the sequel like a hungry jaugar hunting down a person wearing that calvin klein scent
Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson brando sando is... prolific. and it was overwhelming to jump in, but i started with tress and not any of his other books (a problem i have rectified) and what a bang it was. this book is, in a word, hilarious. the narrator is a fantastical being with an aversion to linear thought and a predilection for hilarity. the humor in this book is unlike any of sandos other work and really shows that he has the ability to stretch. the premise is very clever and very cool and just very fun. tress is brave and smart and that's celebrated, not punished. plus who doesn't love a talking rat? i'm looking forward to his other secret projects 4.5 stars, the narrator is my favorite sando character
Hidden Pictures by Jason Rekulak okay, this is billed as horror, but i wouldn't really say horror and would lean more into the mystery billing than anything. maybe thriller. and it's outside my usual genre and is definitely more suited to my wife's tastes but she finished this book in three days (and usually takes 3 weeks-to-months to finish books) and when she said i had to read it, i said yes dear and picked it up. i'm glad i did. it's an illustrated mystery and as the author writes in the notes, those who pay attention will be rewarded. the ending was a twist i didn't see coming, like, at all. and it was clever. but once the ending started to unfold it was a mad dash to the finish. 5 stars, my wife recommends this
The Nevernight Chronicles by Jay Kristoff now, i know. this is actually 3 books, not 1. but hear me out - they must all be read. it's nonnegotiable. these books were recommended by tumblr user @fiddleabout and am i so very glad they were. mia is unhinged. there's no other way to put that. the girl is fucking off. her. rocker. and no one in her life is any better. they're all just as freaking crazy. but they're my crazy comfort killers. i went on for hours about mia and ash, to the point that my wife shut the bathroom door in my face because i tried to follow her in there talking about them. this series is bloody and more than once i was like, he can't possibly make this any bloodier but he CAN and i think this book is better for it. found family, check. unhinged teenage protagonist, double check. endless fun, check in triplicate. 4.5 stars, i am never not thinking of ash and her vision of a house on a lake and softness
A Day of Fallen Night by Samantha Shannon obviously i read priory first and obviously i loved it but ADoFN was... mind-blowing. maybe because priory enriched the world of ADoFN and i was already familiar with all the intricacies of it (though there was certainly more to learn) but reading this just... the bridging Shannon did, the connections she made between priory and ADoFN and how we ultimately saw the way ADoFN threaded some of the loops we saw closing in priory, it blew my mind. the utter romance of it all, my god. i read this monster book in a single day, i couldn't put it down. i emerged from my ADoFN cocoon like andy samberg in that one SNL skit where he plays a teenager who just woke up. i was changed(TM) 5 stars, i was a changed man
Rule of Wolves by Leigh Bardugo i immediately jumped into the rest of the Leigh's work (i went through SaB first but she's so strong at the end of this Grishaverse) and while i love all my SoC babes, nina was a favorite and honestly i'd recommend both King of Scars and this book. tumblr user fiddleabout was blessed to follow along with my completely unhinged livestream of this book and when (spoiler) zoya and nikolai finally got over themselves and K I S S E D, i put the book down and took a lap. then i picked it up and screamed again as nina's arc unfolded. 5 stars, i have a lot of thoughts about the kind of man nikolai is (peg)
The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi by S.A. Chakraborty i'm a bit of a sucker for a pirate book. even more of a sucker about a woman pirate, and amina is a woman pirate of the highest caliber. this book is either intentionally funny or unintentionally hilarious. amina's biggest flaw is that she's constantly ogling her demon ex-husband's cute butt - honest to god. otherwise, she's perfection. badass, scrappy, jacked. amina is all of those things and then some. so she has a bit of a past that winds up coming back to bite her in the ass and then she's thrust back onto a ship where she has to chase down an old crewmate's daughter - can you blame a girl for being the most kickass pirate in all of the seas? no! should you? absolutely not! just let amina live out her life ogling ass and sailing leisurely, please. 4.5 stars, i want to sail on amina's ship even though i'm afraid of boats. and the ocean. and things living in the ocean. and generally the water.
( ͡❛ ᴗ ͡❛)👍 and now you know, cause it's mike's pirate's super short show! ( ͡❛ ᴗ ͡❛)👍
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xxrainydazexx · 1 month
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Well at least you're not... Vincent Edgeworth, because there was this guy, Vincent Edward, he.. he's a lawyer, I mean he used to, until he got turned into a cyborg😨 by Myers Corporations!! And there's also his best friend, Victor Lake, and he.. they made a cyborg clone, Draco Edward, and then there's Draco Edward's detective girlfriend, Vanora, who used to work for Myers, but she got turned into a cyborg, by Vincent Edward!!😱 But then, she goes to Myers-
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stupidlittlespirit · 13 days
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♡ Rules of engagement for reader fics ♡ // my fics do not specify weight, race, fashion, or anything that might refer to one's appearance. This space is for absolutely all people (18+) who enjoy reader fics, and therefore all defining characteristics are omitted to help you picture yourself/your self-insert character without any issue. ☆ - Gendered language may be used, but usually I will specify this in my warnings. ☆ -There is never any use of 'y/n' or anything like that in anything I write. Below the cut are all fics I post on here, including some tumblr-only exclusives; please also consider showing me love on ao3 and/or reblogging my work!
⋆ ★ Mob Psycho 100 ★⋆
🎀 Reigen 🎀
♡ - First Kiss // sfw -- Reigen gets drunk, jealous and kissed. ♡ - Teacher's Pet // sfw -- Reigen meets one of Mob’s teacher’s and loses his mind a little bit (ongoing) ♡ - Good Boy // -- nsfw, mdni -- Reigen finds your webcam show and proceeds to be a pervert. ♡ - Just for tonight (Valentines Special) // nsfw, mdni -- There’s a nice new sushi place in town. It’s a shame they’re only offering discounts for couples…. (fake dating) ♡ - Making out/dry hump drabble // -- nsfw, mdni -- rather self-explanatory, no? ♡ - He said no pickles // vague nsfw mention, mdni -- silly drabble about reigen's mom being a jerk ♡ - Claustrophobia // nsfw, mdni, please heed the tags -- trapped in a closet during a job gone wrong.
🍵 Ekurei 🍵
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airenyah · 20 days
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bad buddy music in 23.5 degrees: ep5
(ep1 | ep2 | ep3 | ep4 | ep6 | ep7)
in episode 5 of 23.5 degrees there was a total of one (1) pieces of royalty free music that have been featured on bad buddy too and not to be drammatic but this one actually killed me when i heard it on 23.5:
not right (instrumental version) - CLNGR
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bad buddy timestamps:
ep5 pt2 - 5:28
y'all. this is the ep5 music store scene when pat finally faces the fact that he's in love with pran. i'm sobbing
23.5 degrees timestamps:
ep5 pt4 - 6:35
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tired-biscuit · 26 days
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Leave Mr.biscuit marry me😍😍😍😍 darling /j
DAAAARLING, GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAIL
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gnashiingovteeth · 3 months
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Dear diary mood, apathetic 
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lung-worm2023 · 3 months
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It first, I was like. “Melvin is so me!”
As a joke…
BUT BRO.
I DONT THINK ITS A JOKE ANYMORE-
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fauxspirited · 6 months
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fams celebrated diwali a lil early… so here i am, the light of everyone’s life ✨
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ask-shane · 4 months
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i will CONTINUE to give you flowers :3
that flower is coming at me at supersonic speed.
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My sister just said ew why do you ship Trobed they are literally besties and have no queer coding at all??
Ummm? I think I know more about American Girl dolls then you do genius🙄🥱(I’m Queer and she is strait so what does she know about queer coding tf😒)
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eosofspades · 2 years
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how do you tell someone you don't want to be their friend anymore. how do you do it. like. i have known you for so many years i truly value the things you have brought into my life and the time we've had but we are different people now and the friendship we had was built by the people we used to be and none of that is coming back. there was a time i would have died for you but now we've grown up and i can't pretend i would still do it. every conversation we have feels like an obligation. the things i used to find endearing have become exhausting. you still come to me with your problems and talk about "when we move in together" and i don't know how to tell you i don't want to do that anymore. i know i promised we'd be friends forever but the kids who made that promise are gone now. i love the friendship we had more than the people we are. i will always think of you on your birthday. how the fuck do you tell someone that
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