#poor Ei

[sagau-my-beloved]

on a note:

Creator said, in passing, "dragons are pretty great" (context unknown) and everyone is like "welp, it's bring your dragon to work day" venti brings dvalin, and zhongli, in a succesful attempt to one-up him, just turns into one.

He's refusing to turn back although navigating doors and corners just became infinitely harder.

Creator is having the time of their life.

Awww, I have a solution, tiny dragon Zhongli, it's foolproof

I feel like in that case Venti might just turn himself into a dragon form too, especially if you're being super doting over cute dragon Zhongli, or maybe just his wisp form with like tiny horns and a tail, I'd melt

Like everything, it becomes a competition, and now every being that can shape shift is going to for at least a day to get in on that affection

I imagine after they realize they can't stay that way forever, some would take on more dragon like features, aka Zhongli with sharper teeth, claws and horns, maybe even some scales, yes pls

But this just sounds like everytime the creator gives even a passive like everyone is gonna jump on it, dragon based merchandise sells out immediately, there's suddenly a demand for anything with dragon in the name, offerings at your alter are completely dragon themed for a while, (Liyue thinks you like their nation the best cause their archon is a dragon and all), people are braving the harsh climate of dragonspine to get whatever remnants of the actual dead dragon are still there to offer (while also doing their best to hide all the information surrounding Durin cause they couldn't stand to break your heart like that), childrens stories with dragons are all the craze— and it's just like that every time

Then there's probably all this theorizing that the whole Seven Sovereigns that supposedly ruled over the old world before the Primordial One was actually of your doing and oh no— the dragons you created are dead— you're not... mad about that... right?

But fr though Zhongli would absolutely steal you away to the dense mountains of Liyue to show you his giant powerful dragon form without anyone else around so he can show off fully, and Venti would absolutely pout about it after, saying the two of you could totally go ride on Dvalin together if you wanted

Too bad dragons aren't as big a thing in Inazuma and Ei is once again left out for not being able to shape shift...

#genshin impact #sagau #genshin x reader #brainrot #poor Ei #i wanna see tiny dragon wisp Venti though

[mizgnomer]

Trouble in the 1800's - Good Omens

The next time we see them together Crowley asks for holy water. What did they do to the poor dear?

#good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #what did they do to him? #the poor dear #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #gos2 #Edinburgh in 1827 #St. James Park in 1862 #nothing they can do to him #will keep crowley away from aziraphale #(but aziraphale rejecting him will keep him away for a while) #(until aziraphale needs rescuing again) #making myself get misty-eyed #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #stuff i posted #crowley and aziraphale

[queenie-ofthe-void]

Robin: Hey Eddie, isn't Steve the best?! He's funny in a dingus sorta way, and fills out that sweater nice. Right? Riiiiight??? *nudge nudge* Dustin: Hey Eddie, aren't Robin and Steve such a cute couple?? You should hang out with them more, especially Steve, he talks about you all the time. And honestly he could use a little positive male influence in his life. You'd really like them just give them a chance! Steve: Hey Eddie, would you uh *blushing frantically* want to see a movie sometime? Together? Unless that's weird I mean I could totally invite Robin if that's... cool? If you'd want her there too? The three of us... or just us?? *dying internally* Eddie: ... Eddie: Am I being set up for a three way??

#poor Eddie can't figure out what's happening #everyone assumes Steve and Robin are a package deal #Eddie isn't sure he's ready for polyamory but he'll give it a shot for Steve #Robin is the WORST wing woman #Steve *knows* he can flirt but gets too star eyed around Eddie #Dustin just wants his favorite people to be friends lol #Max and Lucas watching from the sidelines betting on how long it takes to blow up in everyone's faces #steddie #stobin #platonic stobin #steve and dustin #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #dustin henderson #steddie headcanon #stobin headcanon #this crack idea has gone through ZERO editing in my brain #QueenieWritesStories #queenie's void brain

[puppetmaster13u]

Y’know, there’s a bunch of Billy adopted by Danny Phantom stories and prompts. But what if instead he was adopted by reformed Dan Phantom. 

Give him a dad who is trying his best not to murder but Billy is making it very hard not to at least commit a few crimes. It’s just a few, right? It couldn’t be that bad, but he is trying this whole self-restraint thing.  He hasn’t failed. Yet. 

#dan phantom #billy batson #Dan is trying to be on good behavior so livin in Gotham was out #So he went to Fawcett since it's the closest thing #And it's sunnier which supposedly should help with his mood #He wasn't expecting to find smol black haired blue eyed child vigilante who didn't ask for this power #Damnit there's more now #Guess he's these kids' anti-hero eldritch sun dad #DCU #DC #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp #sun core dan #Poor Diana and Justice League Dark when they find out the Shazam crew are technically Kronos' grandchildren #Auntie Ellie visits to say hi and cause chaos too #Danny also visits when not being the new Ancient of Space #moon core dani #space core danny #Dad Dan Au #maybe? #prompts #Look he's trying not to murder someone whenever one of Marvel's rogues attacks #Suddenly he's very self conscious of fighting his younger self #Because uh #Billy is a 10 year old #These idiots are fighting a fuckin Ten Year Old wtf #The divine twitch chat is cheering for new ghost dad #specifically because he will fuck people up

[diabolichare]

Familar Stranger

DP x DC au with a dash of dimensional travel where Danny, due to his ghostly nature, looks slightly different depending on how others perceive him. 

Warning: OP has no knowledge of space other than Google and is also a non-native English speaker; proceed with caution.

Same startup kits; Danny becomes the successor to the Infinity Realm (he's a baby by both ghost and human standards, so there's a temporary council for now). Anyway, he still has some power over the ghosts, so he asks them to lessen the amount of fighting to focus on schoolwork and "princely education." 

Now here's where my brainrot begins.

The Lazarus Pits, necromantic rituals, or portals of any kind that have "death" or "soul" in them tend to be connected to the Ghost Zone. However, the zone has its own defensive mechanism, so unless someone *Fentons* actively makes a gateway or has "experienced" death, it's nearly impossible to come upon the zone. A certain furry bridage in Gotham has unknowingly ticked all the checkboxes.

During a misson, one of the bats got caught in a magic situation and got transported to the Infinity Realms. They wandered around, dogding ghosts, slowly getting insane from all these damn corridors and living paintings, before they stumbled upon a seemingly random door (CW is involved; he's having a great time testing the poor bat).

Opening the door leads them to the universe. They closed the door, then opened it again. Yep, that's an entire universe complete with its own planetary systems and, oh, so pretty stars growing and dying in a blink of an eye. Another check around shows them that this is the only door so far in the endlessly long hallway. They look down (if there's even a down, for there's only infinity) and take an experimental step. The Milky Way lit up under their feet, with stars gathering around to form a twisting path to nowhere. 

For the next couple of hours, days, or minutes, they made their way through the galaxies. Just when they were about to spiral into a midlife crisis, they heard... humming? 

Did they finally lose it? They asked themselves before noticing a glowing figure sitting on an asteroid nearby.

"Hello?"

The figure flinched, and life paused. The blackhole by their left stopped spinning, the stars weren't twinkling, and the figure turned their head. Now it's their blood that runs cold.

"You're not supposed to be here."

Lazarus-colored orbs stared back at them with a familiar face but an unfamiliar voice. Damian tilted his head, looking at them in confusion (there's something wrong, wrong, wrong-). They blinked because, what the hell, seeing something other than a scowl on the boy's face is WeirdTM. Suddenly, that's a teenaged Jason staring at them, much closer than he(?) was before.

At this point, they realized— eyes moving over the entire regalia and the glowing crown that just appeared—they're probably in deep sh*t.

#dc #dcu #danny fenton #danny phantom #batfam #dp #dpxdc #dcx #dc x dp prompt #uncannydanny #got inspired by Bian Lian (Face-changing) #haha poor bat member #danny is just freaked and worried #cause this is his special space how did someone get in #initial worries is over now come the panik: oh Ancients a human in the Ghost Zone #dw danny takes them back to the living world #which is in another dimension btw wow how did you get so far #danny: alright dude *smile* pls dont come back i wont be able to help you a second time #batmember: *getting hives from seeing damian's face smiling so bright* #bat member: you look just like my brother #danny: haha imagine that #danny is the term people see what they want #and bats are black haired blue eyed coded #my post #my prompts #diabolichare

[gummybearstastelikesadness]

Vlads secretary recently quit in the middle of Vladco having a minor business expansion into Gotham and now he needs to hire a new one.

The bats are currently investigating one Vladimir Masters after he started to bring his business into Gotham. They’re very interested in the suspicious nature he acquired his wealth. Maybe it’s time to forge some resumes and bust out some old identities, Tim still has that blonde wig after all.

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #tim drake #vlad plasmius #Tim would immediately be judging all of Vlads poor business decisions #Vlad when hiring a new PA: I will have to make sure Daniel doesn’t bring up plasmus around them #Vlad: hires new PA. New PA: immediately tells Vlad off for making bad decisions with the company and about not properly scheduling #fights with his nemesis (Phantom) on the calendar. honestly even Lex Luther makes sure his board knows he’s unavailable before gallivanting #after Superman again #Tim who’s had the job for a week and knows too much: I should not be relating to the super villain through failure with clone making #Vlad and Tim: I’m totally normal about cloning this one black haired blue eyed teenager… (Kon and Danny) #I’m referencing Tim because I’m more familiar with his cover identity’s then most of the other bats although Lego Batman could probably #pull off a disguise that would work based off the time he dressed as the mayor of Gotham

[mickeym4ndy]

might share a face and share a last name but we are not the same

#mickey milkovich #mandy milkovich #terry milkovich #ian gallagher #gallavich #shameless #shameless edit #shamelessedit #milkovich family #milkovich siblings #conan gray lyrics #family line #poor little blue eyed babies #terry Milkovich it’s on sight #Mickey Milkovich edit #Mandy Milkovich edit #my stuff

[leeryder]

True fans know Kaeya was the most adorable baby to ever baby while Diluc looked like a wet owl the color of a strawberry

#genshin impact headcanons #Kaeya was perfect #head full of hair #bright alert eyes #cute chubby cheeks and legs #made you say aweee the instant you saw him #diluc did his best #red little raisin baby #all squinty eyed #poor little thing was the first thing Adelinde said to him

[silverj0]

I made an updated version of my previous meme. New prediction for 3.3, Nahida adopts Scaramouche.

#tough I guess the family never started much with raiden either #nearly lost it when he called ei mother #anyway nahida help this poor boy #genshin impact #genshin memes #genshin spoilers #kind of #genshin impact spoilers #raiden shogun #nahida #kusanali #scaramouche #wanderer #yae miko #ei #my posts #memes

[alithographica]

hello please meet my newest roommates Soup & Sandwich

if you know me you know I fuckin LOVE FROGS, red eyes have been my dream since I was like 6. A weird sequence of events brought these guys to me and I’m in love with them already

(they’re in a temp enclosure rn, hopefully I’ll have a cool new bioactive setup ready to show off next week)

#week 1 has predominantly been a lot of worrying about their temperature and the poor husbandry of the enclosure the original owners gave me #but they’re in good shape so hopefully they don’t mind a barebones enclosure for a few more days while I get the new stuff #frog blogging #red eyed tree frog #portrait of the artist as a young dork #combo meal

[krisgetthebanana]

a little knight (feat exctly one singular azzy with glasses) and their little memories, old and new

#big fan of kris with one eye #its cool #and well their concept art also has one eye but it just feels weird when i draw them with both #one eyed krissy :] #i wonder if my poor attempt of drawing the no option from post spamton neo is clearly that #if you didnt realize that then im sorry #kris dreemurr #deltarune #art

[rockethorse]

My 10-year-old computer died, my new one finally arrived, and you'd best believe the first thing I did is install TS2. I still need to get my old files off my old hard drive but I'm finally biting the bullet and installing the Ultimate Collection rather than trying to reinstall from disks on Windows 11 and ... I wanted to weep lmao. Everything loads so FAST it almost scares me. I thought I was used to the game loading fast when I took out all my CC, but that's NOTHING compared to this. Fully optimised TS2 on a modern computer is frightening

It's also a good opportunity to start my DL folder from scratch with a better organisational system and being stricter about what I know I will/won't use. Challenging myself to CC-free builds has pushed me even further into a MM-game and now I'm embracing it. Like, I'm flirting with the idea of not having reflective pond water? Just changing the colour, but keeping the slab-o-blue vibe? Who am I? Beach lots would look ugly as hell but maybe I can make it work.

Anyway, a very exciting new development in my Sims career :)

#the new computer was Not Cheap and I am Very Poor so if you like my CC or gameplay and would like to donate or something #I have a ko-fi .com / landeg #also I might play around with that 3rd party launcher so maybe the no-pond-water thing might not stick #since I was always curious about how it fixed the need to have pool tiles on lots/reflection issues #who knows what I'll do with this whole new world!! #gosh. I'm so glad people still love this game so much. makes me teary-eyed

[mel-kusanagi]

"i have struggled in vain and i can bear it no longer. these past months have been a torment. i came here with the single object of seeing you. i had to see you. i've fought against my better judgement. . . all these things i'm willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony."

"i don't understand - "

"i love you. most ardently."

#pride and prejudice inspired scene let's goooo #poor kratos and his feelings for freya have been eating him up for a long time and its killing him vjbkdvjfj #you could say she... “bewitched” him mind and soul ey? #and look at his adorable puppy-eyed pouty face #how can you even say no to that face #i suck at doing backgrounds so please bear with me lol #kratos #freya #kratos x freya #warflower #god of war #my art

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

This is the show. This is Goseiger.

#poor nozomu #the small child is the only human in a cast of feather headded muppets lol #nozomu amachi #goseiger #tensou sentai goseiger #alata #moune #agri #hyde #eri #i love them aaaahaha #having a great time #catch me eying my target audience of one lol

[jahiera]

he's literally a 200 yr old teenage girl... he shouldn't have to do this

#WHY does he look like that all the time (so sad and big eyed and afraid) #playing bg3 #bg3 spoilers #well. ''spoilers'' for the tutorial. #me in one breath dunking on him and the next going 'oh my poor little wee lamb I would never put you through this' the next playing Astario #that feels like it will be ........ the most common reaction

[nonuggetshere]

FINALLY bit the bullet and drew some concept designs for the other fankids

They're gonna get updated as I draw more of them but these are a good start

(Feel free to check the tags for more info on them)

#spooky arts #faaf au #theyre all in order of how old they are #ammi is lums and pets bio kid and lullaby is flos and lums. theyre about 1 month apart in age #not happy with Lullaby's design so im gonna be redrawing it tomorrow #ammi is based on a green eyed flower bee #couldnt decide on the design for Ivy. shes a trans girl btw. the first bio kid of Lummis thay looks like him LMAO #Rosie was literally born today because of my bestie's typo. i thought it was a cute name and couldnt help myself #petunias dad was a tawny mining bee and shes got two sets of arms like a wyrm so that means she got all her looks after her grandpas #Ammi was named after WL. Lullaby after Flower's dead twin. and Ivy after PK #all 3 of them were premies. the poor parents cant catch a damn break