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unlawfulchaos · 1 year

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[In a world where Bradley's papers were never pulled, so he never stopped talking to his parents]

Bradley, on the phone: Hey pops, I forgot my homework. Can you drop it off at the seminar hall? It's empty, don't worry.

Ice: OK.

Ice, walking into the full Top Gun classroom:

Bradley: EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM OWES ME FIVE DOLLARS, I TOLD YOU MY DAD WAS AN ADMIRAL

#bradley would have been the worst nepo baby of all time #no wonder jake was always arguing with him #poor ice #he just wanted to do a good deed for his kid #bradley definitely shared the money with ice to try to get back on his good side #mav can never know that ice fell for bradleys scheme #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #dadmiral #mavdad and icepops

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blazingstar29 · 9 months

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iceman: you guys really are cowboys

wolfman with his literally cowboy hat behind him: yo man what gives :(

hollywood, *protectiveboyfriend: dude what’s wrong with cowboys

iceman, panicking: i — nothing…nothings wrong with cowboys

#poor ice #tom iceman kazansky #rick hollywood neven #leonard wolfman wolfe #hollywolf #top gun 1986 #top gun incorrect quotes

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eliashirsch · 8 months

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I finished it😭 Finally...I can move on...to revision hell😭

Man. I wrote the first draft of this in ten days and got 20k. It took a MONTH for the rewrite and got 30k. But I really love this story. I didn't have any plan going into this, just seeing what journey Ice and Mav were going to take me. I'm really proud of it! Can't wait to share it with you all!

#can confirm #i did cry again when writing this #poor ice #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #iceman x maverick #top gun 1986 #writing #I meant “”for someone who rides a motorcycle without a helmet“”“#damn it i just saw that now

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fandoms--fluff · 11 months

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*Maverick running into the locker room*

Maverick: Goose, Goose, Goose! HIDE ME!

Goose hiding Mav behind his back: What did you do?

*Iceman barging in, sopping wet*

Slider laughing: What the hell happened Ice?

Iceman: The little shit dumped a bag of ice cubes on me

Maverick: You don't get the connection between you both?

#top gun incorrect qoutes #top gun incorrect quotes #pete mitchell #maverick #nick bradshaw #goose #tom kazansky #iceman #pete mitchell is a little shit #maverick is a little shit #poor ice #mother goose #cute #incorrect qoutes

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idontevenremember5minutesago · 3 months

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“We’re both losers,baby”

#my poor babies #hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #Hazbin Angel #huskerdust #husker hazbin hotel #hazbin husker #hazbin alastor #alastor you are on thin fucking ice!

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nerdpoe · 7 months

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Danny wakes up, strapped into a rollercoaster train car with a bunch of other civilians, in a dilapidated amusement park, with an insane clown laughing through the speakers.

He can see that the track is entirely broken, and that it will send them straight to the ground.

Danny knows he won't die.

Danny knows the civilians in the train car with him will.

So he slowly freezes the wheels until the car stops, a mere four feet from the edge, allowing the icy tendrils to snake down the support struts and reinforce them. His eyes are letting out a faint blue glow, his hands frosted over, and he isn't so much focusing on keeping the ice stable as he is focusing on getting it into the gears and ensuring that the train car can't be knocked off the track.

Now the civilians are feverishly whispering words of encouragement to him, to keep it up, while the local vigilante family fights the Joker.

Why, oh why, did he think that going on vacation in Gotham was a good idea?

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #first thing danny does when they're all rescued to is ask the civilians to not blab that it was him with the ice #that he's not ready to tell his parents yet #gothamites are just like #“awww poor baby isn't out of the closet of course we can lie to the police don't you worry”#Batman is just impressed because he knows the kid has definitely got Mechanical Engineering skills #from how the ice was targeting certain areas #quietly making plans to the side on his phone for Wayne Enterprises to have a scholarship set aside for this kid #lmfao danny u ain't escaping gotham that easy

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amethystsoda · 9 months

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“Poor Man’s Ice Cream” from 1949 🍦🍨

#honestly gonna try it!!#b dylan hollis #bdylanhollis #tiktok #ice cream #ice cream hack #recipe #for later #poor man’s ice cream

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radiance1 · 9 months

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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #pariah dark #john constantine #The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons #both for different reasons #But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background #Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons #Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream #Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money #He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way #He is rich rich #Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair #Don't ask him how just ghost logic #They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them #Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do #Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out #It does work #But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with #And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King

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witchy-v1xen · 2 months

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There's not a day when I won't feel sorry for her. He never deserved her or any of his children. Ironically, he killed Aemma for a son only to eventually gain not just one but three and neglect them. He traumatized a teenage girl for the rest of her life, using her and leaving her in the dust like she wasn't shit.

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keepersofmyheart · 7 months

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Poor man’s Ice cream

This sounds so easy

#b dylan hollis #poor man’s ice cream #food porn #he was impressed #gay #chef #gay chef #recipes #he is so funny #❤️keepersofmyheart❤️#love him

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unlawfulchaos · 11 months

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Bradley, on the phone: Hey Uncle Sli! I just used your prank on Ice, he's never gonna guess who did it-

Ice, from the other side of the house: BRADLEY, I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!

Bradley, yelling back: UNCLE SLIDER APPROVED IT! IT WAS HIS IDEA!

Ice: I AM COUNTING TO TEN.

Bradley: Shit, he started counting, I gotta go, Uncle Sli. It was worth it!

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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 192

Danny feels exhausted. His stupid ghost-puberty is annoying, and is affecting even his human form. Which wouldn’t be that bad, except for the fact that instead of having a simple elemental or obsession core, he happens to have a Space one. Technically the Space Core seeing as apparently he’s the newborn Ancient of Space. Or something.

Urgh, he just wants to get some food from the dollar store down the street, not deal with whatever attempted mugging this is. He’s hangry, and just wants to get some food and curl back up in his mass of blankets back in his tiny apartment.

So maybe he overreacted. He might have released his very careful hold on his less-than human traits that have been attempting to leak through the last several weeks. On the bright side, he, uh, isn’t hungry anymore and is now back in his nest of blankets.

On the other hand, there is now a vigilante in his window.

#Dcxdp #Dpxdc #Prompts #Dp x Marvel #What hero/vigilante is it and where has Danny moved? Good question #Did he mayhaps eat a guy like a blackhole with teeth? :)#Look he’s growing another pair of arms and ice-crystal horns and everything else and it’s tiring AF #He gets hungry and needs the energy y’know #Why yes this poor vigilante or hero just witnessed a teen seemingly eldritch-ify and eat a mugger or 4 #Personally I’d think it’d be hilarious if it was Ragman/Rory (from DC) or Eddie/Venom (from Marvel)#Or even both of them; 3 way crossover #eldritch danny #ancient of space danny #or he's going to be

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matchstique · 6 months

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For the doodle maybeCasey jr trying new things??

This takes place at a hidden city ice cream shop. They started to make turtle shaped ice cream in honor of the boys after the invasion. They have merch now ✨

#rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt casey junior #doodle #rise of the tmnt #matchart #behehe #poor boy ain’t never had ice cream

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eliashirsch · 8 months

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Alright, i'm starting draft 3, and i'm already torn between decisions.

I do want to finish this before October starts since i want to write whumptober and it will take up most of my time. I don't think i can handle two big projects all at once :")

So, anyone wanna trade fics with me? I'll do you, you do me, kinda thing? The whole story is about 32k. There are a few scenes where i'm not sure how it's going to come across and i'm just asflshdlkjhfw i realized i need someone else's opinions on this. Pls message me if you're interested!

#help me #:")#you know #writing this made me realize how different a bond between siblings are #poor ice #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #iceman x maverick #top gun #top gun 1986 #writing #fanfiction

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daenysthedreamer101 · 1 month

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Daenys the Dreamer, the woman who foresaw the Doom of Valyria

When Daenys was still a maiden she had a powerful prophetic dream, showing the destruction of Valyria by fire.

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prest0-art · 3 months

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Ned has hit panic mode

#poor Jon he just wants to be a dragon #my artwork #artwork #artists on tumblr #asoif fanart #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones art #game of thrones #ned stark #eddard stark #jon snow

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