#poor thang is sick…

[neon-draws-sometimes]

Peggle 2!

#My art #utmv #fresh parasite #papyrus #undertale #oc: amethyst #OC art #oc tag #poor thang is sick… #UnderFresh #fresh!sans #Peggle 2 #What would that papyrus be? Vampapyrus?

[catsr-reallycool]

doodled an oc!! Oh and like 2 of these pictures feature the LEGEND i mean fantoccio from hit musical game billie bust up

#billie bust up #bbu fantoccio #billie bust up fantoccio #fantoccio #IM CRAZY #IM SO SICK #I HATE THESE TWO WITH A BURNING PASSION. #EXTEEEERRRRMMIIINAAAAATIOOON #i am cringe but i am free #original character #bbu oc #DIE #the poor thang #ITS OVER #billie bust up oc #ACTUALLY SOOOOO SICK OF THESE TWO. #i love fantoccio #EXPLODE #KABOOOOOMMMMMMMM #concept art #SAVE ME #the voices are getting louder #get out of my head #GET IT OUT OF MY HEAAAAD #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[yrlocalghost]

the hollow knight’s teleportation sprite makes me feel a bit deranged

#i love that it looks like light breaking through #however. Ouch #that must not feel great #actually that was just how i felt when i was sick for the entirety of december-early january #oh poor thang…..

[renemesis]

MY POOR MOMMY'S GOT THE FLU 😭😭😭😭😭OH POOR LITTLE POOKIE BEAR...

#txt #sorry for talking abt my mom so often. shes my mommy but shes also my toxic sister my daughter my friend my enemy etc etc #anyways i feel so bad for her :( she quite literally hasnt had the flu for DECADES and it hit her sooo hard oh poor thang... #I'm probably gonna get it soon too much jts ok im sick all the time im a stay at home failguy anyways its fiiiine #mom hates it tho she hates staying home and laying around and puking it makes me so so sad for her....

[lakesbian]

here's every way wildbow accidentally made pre-meiosis "russel" thorburn transgender that i can remember. if you can think of any reasons i forgot please add on

his parents named his younger sister "ivy," as if the obvious grandmother-pandering name "rose" had already been used up. blake theorizes that they used a male version of "rose" for PMT, but this is nonsensical--there is no male form of the name rose, and everything he comes up with as a possible option (in other words, everything wildbow came up with as a possible option) is a major stretch. most don't sound even tangentially like the name "rose." it makes far more sense to assume that PMT was afab and had the deadname rose. (this also makes sense on a thematic level wrt how rose thorburn jr is supposed to be the Real heir that grandmother is forcing blake to die for, but that's getting besides the point)

rose has memories of being harassed over the inheritance by her female cousins, and the idea of these memories just being wholly pulled out of thin air when basically everything else involves memories either being split btwn blake and rose or erased altogether is weird

blake is friends with, like. a lot of gay people. textually runs in poor gay artist circles. the idea of them adopting this weirdly cool cis straight guy is funny but it makes a lot more sense if PMT was trans + gay and only got turned into a straight guy (and a straight girl) yesterday, due to the homophobia demon

PMT literally thinks "Besides, why devote any more attention to your son, when you could just start over?  Have that beautiful baby girl you wanted, right?" which is also like one of the only pieces of internal narration we get from PMT in the entire story. first girl they named rose ran away and did some shit with their gender so now they have a second girl they can't name rose but can still try to raise to go for the inheritance

in the same chapter as when pmt says that, callan is like ohhh you think youre going to worm your way in-, implied sentence ending being "-to the inheritance," which is, like. the family knows it's going To A Girl. so.

PMT was childhood friends with paige, who is The Gay Cousin. it is deeply sensible to imagine them bonding over this, regardless of whether or not PMT (or even paige) knew at the time

it is, like, fully possible for a cishet dude to get sick of living with his shitty toxic abusive family and abscond at the age of 17, but also homelessness is an extremely prevalent issue among transgender kids in abusive families. the narrative of a transmasc kid growing up in an abusive, catholic extended family where girls are pressured to compete for a very gendered inheritance + leaving at the age of 17 & finding a new home among a bunch of gay artists is Significantly more compelling than the cis dude alternative. it just is.

okay i think im running out of, like, logical errors that make sense only if pmt was trans prior to the Obliteration, so as for the thematic stuff. like i said, rose being the half grammy decided was supposed to be "real" and blake being the half that's supposed 2 die for her 2 exist, rose just being unhappy and disconnected by nature of existence while blake is the parts of pmt that escaped from the constraints of the family + found happiness, so on and so forth. "catholic grandmother literally obliterated her transmasc nonbinary grandchild by splitting them into two binary gendered halves & expecting that the man they could've been die to allow the acceptable woman--literally forced to dress in grandmother's clothes--live on and do as grandmother wished" is Everything, doing the same thing but to a cis man grandchild is significantly less compelling

Others who r very old/operating on what are explicitly stated to be oppressive and antiquated gender roles as per the book's themes about inherited/traditional forms of harm keep mistakenly calling blake she/her and rose lmao

??? probably some other thangs im forgetting

#pact time #pact textpost

[drpeppertummy]

Endless sunny pls

tiny little thang 4 u my friend

[tail end of stuffing, tummyache]

Sunny was beginning to wonder if somebody was dumping more food on his plate when he wasn't looking. He felt like he must've eaten five pounds of potatoes by now, but the pile before him never seemed to grow smaller. His full belly let out a whining grumble, and he placed one hand on it. It felt like a bowling ball. He scooped up another forkful of home fries.

The diner was infamous for its large portions. Most people left with more food in their boxes than in their distended bellies, set on meals for the next two days. Sunny was infamous for attempting to avoid the boxes. He was small and slight, and the plate on the table was larger than his entire abdomen, but that wasn't going to stop him--not from trying, at least. He and Laurie had decided to go out for breakfast that morning, and he'd ordered a stack of blueberry pancakes with a side of home fries. The pancakes alone were more than enough to fill his skinny tummy, but he could never resist the allure of the potatoes. Now, with a seemingly endless heap of them sitting before him, he was wondering whether they had been a good idea.

"Why don't you take the rest home?" Laurie suggested, reaching out to poke his bulging tummy. "You look stuffed."

"I'm fine," he said. She rolled her eyes. Sunny would eat a rock off the ground if she implied that he shouldn't.

"Make yourself sick, then. See if I care." Sunny stuck his tongue out at her and they both returned to their breakfast.

Laurie was enjoying a plate of French toast with strawberries. It was one of the few items on the menu that were possible to finish in one sitting, and she was on her final slice of toast. Sunny still had half a stack of pancakes and a pile of home fries that seemed to be regenerating after each bite. While Laurie was feeling comfortably full, Sunny felt absolutely stuffed. His stomach bulged hard against his sweater, and his belt, which had fit his narrow waist perfectly when they'd sat down, was becoming painfully tight around his now-distended middle. He wasn't sure how much more his belly could take, but after his brief chat with Laurie, he decided he had to try.

Laurie watched as Sunny struggled with his enormous breakfast. She was taking her time finishing up her own, knowing there was no rush; they'd be there all morning if Sunny was hell-bent on cleaning his plate. She glanced down at his belly. It was chilly out, and he was wearing a thick, cozy, oversized sweater. She thought it looked adorable on him; he was practically swimming in it, and it had concealed the shape of his skinny torso entirely when she'd picked him up that morning. Now, the curve of his bloated tummy pushed out against the fabric. Her eyes wandered back up to his face, and her brow furrowed. He looked miserable, although he was clearly trying to hide it. His poor belly must have ached terribly, and the food had clearly lost its appeal.

"Sunny." Laurie reached out and gently took the fork from his hand. Ordinarily, he would have put up a fight, but right now, he just didn't have it in him. He looked up at her, trying to put on an annoyed expression but instead looking ill and exhausted.

When the waitress returned, Laurie cut Sunny off to ask for a box, which was met with a pouty stink eye from her overstuffed friend. Still, he never would have admitted it, but he was relieved. He didn't think his tummy could take another bite.

#writing #belly kink #tummy kink #stuffing #stuffed belly #message #suggestion #xsunnyx #xlauriex

[weebsinstash]

soooo what you're saying is yandere emperor & love sick concubine x empress au with bakugou as the emperor and izuku as his favourite concubine yeah??

oof those two would be an awful (read: amazing) duo for poor reader empress to go up against

Not going to lie I actually always meant to write more for Izuku??? I've actually had a decent amount of ideas for him because like, he already has habits that you can tweak ever so slightly and boom he's a lil yandere simp, drooling over you as he watches you from a distance and doodling into his lil notebook. He gives "hello mommy I love you so much and would die for you let's get married ❤️" energy but he's also feral enough that like. Could easily imagine him as one of those sweet tiny dudes who has a third leg and Fucks Severely. Like to be honest I'm a bottom as fuck and have always likes taller partners but certain personality types just deliver what is needed lmao. Like I've kinda unlocked a thing for having something smaller than you partner wise especially like that holds you down extremely easily, like the helplessness of it? Idk like in hentai where chicks get surrounded by like little tiny extremely strong but hugely dicked goblins, like not always that small obviously but you kind get the gist. Imagine an adult Izuku being shorter than you and younger than you and you think he's so passive and sweet or you think he's an annoying little boy and try to brush him off, and suddenly he's got you up against a wall hugging you so tight you can't shove him off and you're met with like the horror you can't overpower him by ANY means. And the whole time he's just like OuO sweet and smiling and just this secretly heinous little sex fiend who can easily fold you like a pretzel

But I will admit those two would work fairly well for this formula 😳 hm. The gears are turning. I dunno... hmm.....

Let's look at it from this angle. Bakugou is probably one of those Emperors that either killed all his brothers and took the throne by force, was his father's only child and usurped him, or maybe was a nobleman or high ranking soldier who became Emperor by wiping out the royal family. Just typical domination by overwhelming force kind of guy. Known as a somewhat of a savage albeit with amazing tactics skill and talented in warfare and combat. And then Midoriya is. Hm. Maybe a childhood friend or whatever but tbh I'm just kind of imagining him as this lil hippy thang that dresses in white and soft colors, I wouldn't say femboy per say but, maybe a little lmao. Katsuki sitting at his desk stamping documents and then here's Izuku bringing him tea and snack cakes and Bakugo is still like, a little rough, but nicer to him then he is to you lmao

But I just cannot imagine the like absolutely infuriating scenario of 1. Being stuck with Bakugo against your will in a political marriage 2. Having to perform duties you may not even be remotely interested in, for example tradtionally the Empress manages the other harem women who are often high ranking nobility but she's also not allowed to get involved in politics, so like, you influence but not much actual power of your own 3. He's not even a nice fucking person, like in this scenario you literally struggle to think of his good qualities that don't inevitably circle back to him being a brute 4. You're expected to have children with him and 5. On top of having to share him with other women, one of his concubines is a man who is essentially tries to guilt trip and pressure you into loving Bakugo

I remember in "I'm Divorcing My Tyrant Husband", which is kind of an infuriating read and idk if I would recommend it, the cruel tyrant Emperor doesn't respect his Empress because she's too nice and I imagine Bakugo, depending on what mood you're going for, would either be a condescending 'oh you're so weak and delicate, what use is there for you, worthless crybaby' OR 'you're so delicate therefore you must be kept like a precious caged animal where no harm can come to you like a beautiful rose encased in glass so it cannot wilt'

Bakugo would definitely be one of those characters who you constantly have massive 'misunderstandings' with, 'misunderstandings' translating to 'this guy is constantly a massive fucking asshole who doesn't properly communicate for shit' and Izuku is always trying to tell you how he "really" feels but since its never Katsuki himself you could care less. Like for example, an idea I can imagine for him is something like, Reader has a precious garden she takes care of day and night, while gardening you get bitten by a viper that was hiding in the brush, you get extremely ill, the next time you wake up and have recovered your entire garden is gone because he tore everything out and you're devastated because it feels like you've been punished for falling sick when his intention was to completely overturn your garden in case there were more vipers (which, to his credit there were, but you don't even care because you actively encouraged animals to take homes in your garden and now it's all ruined)

#yandere stuff #sinprompts #got another ask for this im about to do now

[walnutcookie]

i need to talk about almond again

clearly the people who draw him as a tall muscular wrinkleless perfect handsome faced buff hot guy know jack shit about almond cookie cause that is NOT him . hes a weirdo hes a loser hes fucking pathetic hes not even a good guy hes a cop and hes literally canonically arrested children And also tried to arrest a whole fucking dragon this guy is so sick in the head he looks like a poor little cat whos been stuck in the rain but if you brushed its fur back and now it looks even weirder. he canonically tried to buy butter pretzels painting with coffee cups and i tjink thats so fucking funny

look at this . Fuckinf thang okay hold on im gonna get a little sidetracked here but this pisses me off sooo bad

they changed his line because it was too sad or some shit but ONLY IN THE ENGLISH DUB . this line is canon TO ME and nobody can tell me otherwise Fuck you he hates his job so much he started it when he was in his 20s because he was following in his moms footsteps and then she died from a fleeing wizard soon after he started his job and he was left without guidance to his job or life in general because she was his only local family and he hates his dad so hes completely alone and scared and eventually he does get used to things but he no longer uses magic and doesnt consider himself a wizard and he trusts them considerably less

and then things get better and he feels like hes stable enough to have a kid maybe ! so all by himself he bakes walnut and hes doing a little dancey dance around the kitchen as she cooks hes so excited to have a lil daughter and when the magic settles in and shes alive and in his arms he Absolutely melts . she is sooo tiny and delicate and tinspney he is just like Oh my fuckign god i will kill for this thang .he watches her grow up and raises her all by himself (well he gets babysitters since he cant always watch her as a single dad, usually latte) and hes soo proud of her and shes just so smart and cute and also is scarily similar to his mom . he'll never admit it out loud but hes scared of how ambitious and brave walnut is. shes awfully persistent on her dream to grow up to be a detective like her dad and it scares him how smart she is but also hes sooo proud of her shes AMAZING and solves every case shes ever gotten . but he always makes sure to protect her however he can, he controls all the cases she handles and stays very involved to make sure things dont go wrong. rogueforts antics are usually the least dangerous so hes fine with her taking on their antics ,, and despite him swearing to never use magic again when walnut came out as trans to him he did a little spell to help get rid of some of her dysphoria like his mom did for him :] (and then proceeded to pass out becausr he hasnt done a spell in 20 years and magic is incredibly draining)

hes so so scared that shes going to meet the same fate as his mom and he'll be alone again . granted he has close friends to support him this time but it hurt so bad when he lost his mom hes horrified to have it happen again. and after walnut gets cursed and he almost loses her he snaps. suddenly hes obsessed with his job. he has lost ALL TRUST in wizards (other than latte and bus other really close friends) where before he was a lot more laid back, had a dad bod, was much more cheery and took care of himself, now hes starting to neglect himself in favor of his job. just like his lines in crk, he skips his lunches so he can take on more calls. now he feels obligated to do it, to protect the streets of parfaedia so he doesnt lose someone again. mans ages 30 years in a few months because he refuses to sleep and eat and relax. mans is stressed as fuck holy shit he needs a vacation hes geeting sooo many gray hairs. his detective work has started to interfere with his teaching job too, and his classes are getting cut short. his entire life is crumbling apart because hes so desperate to make sure walnut is safe and eventually it probably gets to the point where hes convinced himself that this is what his job is all about and he forgets the reason WHY hes working so hard (to keep walnut safe) he ends up just believing that hes always needed to do this and hes not overworking himself and he needs to try harder and it isnt bad for him . he only takes breaks so he can spend time with his daughter and go to amusement parks nd stuff with her . he has a hard time staying awake but he'll fight the drowsiness to make her happy

hes grumpy as shit man before he was pretty chill and outgoing but now hes just a big old grump . partially because hes sleep deprived but mostly because he hates his job soo much. he hates it he hatee his job sooo much but girl hes convinced he has a responsibility to protect the city and if he leaves it alone for 2 minutes itll burst into flames and also the fact that walnut would be SHATTERED if she found out he quit because her dream job was too hard . so he pushes through

hes soo clumsy he'll trip on THE AIR and fall and scrape his chin and break his arm and then he'll get up and run right smack into a pole . the reason i draw his nose bandaged is because he breaks it like every three weeks hes the bisexual man whos wiping his bloody nose seductively but its not seductive its because he just ran into a wall all of his senses are fucked up btw. his sight and hearing isnt so good because of old age (hes like 40 btw and he has glasss but refuses to wear them) and hes burnt the nerves on his tongue and fingers with coffee he cant feel or taste for shit and his hands feel like sandpaper and hes broken his nose somany times that his breathing is shallow and raspy God damn this guy is pathetic. miserable little wet cat of a man. he has so many scars and they arent impressive at all tjhey all come from tje stupidest things ever and he has the WORST FUCKING LUCK TOO he'll be walking under a line of trees and get hit by a falling acorn TWICE.

anyone who draws him muscular is WRONg SO VERY WRONG hes built like a twig hes weak as shit and can barely lift a rock he cant pick up walnut anymore the only tjings hes good at are running and throwing handcuffs. also he does NOT have a smooth and clear handsome face he looks incredibly tired (he is) he has eyebags and wrinkles and his nose is broken and his face is scarred Fuck you

the only times hes not grumpy is when hes with a loved one or with a kid . hes actually pretty sarcastic and sillay around walnut and latte and eclair (and later roquefort) and he chuckles a lot but hes always very nice around kids . Aside from arresting them in all of his canon art and even the cutscenes he really only smiles around cream puff/walnut/the player (whos mesnt to be a student),,, especially with walnut he looks so happys in the canon art :] AND in the newest detective event whrre he helps the little kid GWA (ALSO IF YOU TAKE HIM BEING FRIENDLY WITH KIDS THE WRONG WAY IM MAULING YOU HES NOT A CREEP HES JUST A DAD WHO DOES DAD THINGS BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOUT) i think hed be the type of guy to see a student crying at their desk and pull them out of class to ask whats wrong and give them a pep talk if tjey need it ,,,

also he definitely has a sweet tooth and he denies it . he wants to keep that cold hardened detective look so he stays away from sweets but girl walnuts halloween candy isnt just disappearing out of nowhere . I was really happy actyally because the cake shop thingy confirmed my hc and HE ACTUWLLY SAYS HES NOT A SWEETS GUY AGAKWBFLDH (he doesmt show any sign of denial but shhhhh trust me he secretly looves sweets)

and tjen . His health gets soo bad one day when he gets home he actually just passes out. Not just in a "i am tired" way he literally hits the floor hard (this also happens to be on the same night he confessed to roguefort). he wakes up in the hospital and walnut is Traumatized (thats for another ramble) and now is trying to help him better health by doing things like leaving sticky notes reminding him to eat and urging him to sleep and he feels HORRIBLY GUILTY that his own 12 year old daughter has to help him with self care but hes made these horrible habits for himself that are hard to break . and he struggles a lot!!! but hes trying

then soon he starts dating roquefort (secret identity of roguefort if youre new to my blog) and with their little family of three theyre all a little better :] with the efforts of walnut and roque combined almond is back into Healthy habits . woohoo!

and then he sees the wizard that killed his mom and chases her and Fucking Dies

which like . man he spent so much time worrying about losing walnut and having to feel the pain of losing his family again that he forgot she might feel that pain if she lost him.

anyways if you read all of this i am Kissing you on the lips . keep in mind none of this is canon im just rambling about my interpretation of almond (which is the correct one /LHJ)

ASKS ARE VERY VERY WELCOME Idk if i missed anything

#almond cookie #roguefort cookie #walnut cookie #cookie run #tw blood #almond rambles

[boxwinebaddie]

Hey Uncle Nina, random question but what is your opinion on Henriel? (Michael x Henrietta) Or rarepairs, for that matter?

awww! while i will say that i haven't put much thought into their intimate/personal relationship, i am a friends to lovers girlie, they clearly have similar interests and i think they could definitely be super cute together, doing little gothy goth thangs (fangs), aw.

as for rarepairs in general...i am definitely in support of rarepairs! i know what its like to ship something that goes against the grain of what everyone is mainly shipping in a fandom, how frustrating it is to have almost no content for your ship/having to make it yourself and honestly...just getting harrassed for liking your more obscure ship! so in general uncle nina rocks on the side of rarepairs...

....speaking of rocking however and NOT rocking the boat specifically, i will say an exception to my acceptation of ships are ones that are obviously extremely gross like incest, assault, anything illegal or very immoral. particularly if its done in extremely poor taste. like i feel like if you are writing dead dove and its conscious, its tagged correctly and it isn't like...excuse me...torture porn that trivializes or romanticizes traumatic thematic topics, i support you.

but i really hate those like 'stan kwords himself and drinks himself to death bc hes a pathetic loser lol haha' fics...very sick to me tbh.

my final note on that and also, not to rock, rock, rock that boat is there are definitely ships that i dont particularly like or agree with, but i certainly will not threaten to kill you over it. do you...i guess. lmao.

but yes! the ncu supports rarepairs, i just happened to like style and got lucky because a lot of other people did too! i also ended up being fond of bunny/kenjorine and bendy which is realtively well accepted and...i will say i want to get more familliar with creek and write them one day...i do not actually know that much about them tbh.

in terms of actual rare pairs though...does reidi count? because i really like reidi? ( i kind of want to write a chance to write reidi tbh ) i also support bebrietta? and uh...tolkien and clyde? craig and clyde sometimes aha. do pip and damien count? uhhh really any of the girls shipped w each other...probably other stuff? yall will have to englighten me to more rare pairs and ships that you enjoy!

so i'll be honest...the real reason i don't know about a lot of rarepairs or engage in ship related stuff is...please take this lightly and im sorry if this hurts anyones feelings but ive felt it for a while/i know its hypocritical because i write fanfic for the south park fandom...

i kinda...hate the south park fandom...a lot...specifically sptwt...soz :/

i just think it can get really nasty in there sometimes? immature?

there's a reason why my twitter is mainly used to update you guys on my writing/writing process and be moderately silly. it feels like a comfortable and safe place to do so, a place of information.

i sometimes hover on the 'for you' side of twitter and i always fucking regret it because it's so chaotic and intense and kind of...gross, tbh?

i respect and love every one of you and i believe you are all good and wonderful people who curate conscious content/arent Like That...

but everyone getting into discourse every five seconds, trying to kill each other, the delusion, people spelling like theyre in first fuckin grade ( some of that seriously gives me a seizure ), infantilizing the characters, treating the HEAVY AND FUCKED UP issues they talk about on the show like theyre jokes or valid ( its partly the shows fault but some of yall minds are getting turned into mashed potatoes ), the echo chamber of just...ignorance and stupidity...bad takes...and CRINGE in general...like i get second hand embarrassment, dude.

i know its for fun and all...but there is a reason why when when i go to write my fanfics, i take the dark ass issues they talk about in south park and try to write gritty but respectful/socially aware, honest and authentic accounts of the effects those scenarios can cause/how that effects yourself/your relationships/your world...so people treating stuff like that like its so haha! Funny!!! uwu!! SiLlY XD is like...

UuUuUuuuUUUUGH

i saw this post that was definitely a joke but it said something like "thirteen year olds should be able to drink and get drunk lmaooo" and it made me....soooooo viscerally angry???? because like???? that is so SICK AND FRIGHTENING TO ME???? i know stan has drank since like eight but that does not make it good??? thats actually devastating????

and even its its not a joke it horrifies and devastates me that you are using a platform and fandom with other young susceptible people in it and desensitizing them to extremely harmful substance abuse and fucking...making light of it. actuuuuually so sick and twisted. jail pls.

maybe its something about being an educator who cares deeply about everyones safety/particularly young minds but...soz not to get too dark...i had a very serious party girl phase in hs and college where i drank very heavily as a coping mechanism, i almost died, it almost ruined my life and its why a lot of stans experience feels upsetting and authentic to me ( bc it was my life & almost my death sentence )

and its really not something that i think anyone, especially 13 year olds, should be joking about getting into because i fucking love and worry about you all out there...i love south park but it pisses me off sometimes because it waters down and bastardizes really fucked up shit...idk maybe i'm being a hater...i love tiktok and twitter and stuff but i am really worried about what its doing to peoples perception

anyways...sorry for being on my soapbox...that has been sitting in my chest for a while. if you actively enjoy sp twitter and the fandom i'm sure your side is lovely and even if i don't think it is, i love you all and i want you to have fun. it just...freaks me out and gives me the ick tbh.

lastly, i'm sorry if my stories seem less canon because of my lack of interaction with the actual fandom and content...i will say i think i've hopefully done a good job of using a lot of context around the basics of south park and adapted them into literature that is both reminiscent of the show we love, the characters that we identify with, while also creating a more mature universe, taking trauma seriously and taking a sort of 2d comedy show and making it into more like...a modern take, a grittier movie adaption...a more serious literature?

idk...i'm trying to take a silly show and make it more serious, sympathetic, dynamic and resonant if that makes sense...

and its hard to tell, but i really hope i've done that and i'm sorry if this is all terribly pretentious, i just am a Kyle and i'm a hard line abt this.

tldr: i love you guys very much, i'm sorry for being a hater, thank you for reading my rant/my pretentious fanfictions, i'll shut up now

-uncle nina, hater arc

#sorry this turned into a rant #i am actually curious about creek because i feel like im writing them really badly #and flatly in rm and i hate that so i want to understand them more #but yeah...maybe im being a boring uptight college girl #but i really do not feel comfortable on sptwt i feel like people are immature and are also elitist on there its very...ick to me #also people use their platforms to just spew hate and be nasty and misinform minds that are still developing #also romanticizing doing drugs and drinking and depression and suicide is really really sick to me #especially in younger people like even as a joke or a coping mechanism thats so harmful omg #idk im sorry for being crazy please no one jump down my throat i was nervous abt talking abt this #but it comes from a place of me being worried abt people on the internet and them being unsafe and uncared for #i write my fanfic tag it carefully and discuss traumatic things as respectfully well informed and honestly as i can TO PROTECT PEOPLE #so doing it for shock value misrepresenting it being a fucking clown and possibly triggering people...get behind me u guys #i will protect u absolutely the fuck not #ok done now thank you for coming to my ted talk

[steveharrington]

I love that sick Steve enters a chapel and is immediately like I have daddy issues and I’m willing to accept the judgement of The Father in front of potential father figures in proxy for my actual father, who is not present but also maybe burning me alive. I just think it speaks to the state of confused reality that fever brings out but also to the really masterful ways in which it’s clear that the loss of his house is turning into a vehicle to explore the concept of home!!

THANK YOUUU god i was worried that the chapel bit was too…..confusing? but you’re picking up exactly what i’m putting down <3 i feel like steve’s feverish little brain would just have a Lot going on poor thang

#answered #anon

[vintagepresley]

“Addy’s havin somethin that sounds like what Holly had when we first took her in. She’s got bleedin an feels sick. Only thang Ah can think of’s that it’s a monthly bleedin.”

–– Sheriff Kwimper

Poor Addy. 😭

[seasoned-siffrin]

Lest He Be An Assassin…

CONTENT WARNING: this story contains sexual and violent themes, including uncomfortable sexual encounters, homicide, and S/A mentions. Reader discretion is advised.

DISCLAIMER: Thorfrid is a character of my own creation. Any names used that may mirror that of another character or real person is purely coincidence.

(Currently wrestling with Tumblr formatting)

“I’m not the assassin type,” Thorfrid had tried to tell them when he received the news of this little endeavor.

They wouldn’t listen.

And now Thorfrid was dragging the drunkest, most horniest man he’d ever had the displeasure of hooking up with, to the nearest hotel. The breath smelled horrid, he had to have been in his 50’s when he finally kicked the bucket, and the jackass wore a business suit to a bar. The most bullshit display of power Thorfrid had ever laid eyes on, and even he wasn’t turned on by it. Now he had this dusty old man rutting up on his thigh, mildly complaining about the lack of firmness as if his thighs weren’t obviously the softest part of his body.

“Ayyyee…” the man slurred, his fingers lightly caressing the structure of the incubus’s chest. “You.. goat things got tha’ cool thang.. shapeshftin’?” A small nod. “That’s so hooot… could you- could you grow a pair of nice big-old tits for me, baby girl?”

Thorfrid wanted to throw up. Usually, he didn’t mind adjusting his body for his clients’ pleasures, but this guy… ugh, he didn’t want to think about what disgusting shit was going on in his head. He was not peering into his eyes anytime soon. “Of course, mon amour..” The phrase rolled off of his tongue with practiced perfection. No one would’ve been able to tell just how much Thorfrid was looking forward to this plan now. As his body shifted, he went back over said plan in his mind.

“He was some big shot in Hollywood, California back up in the uh.. the States, yeah.” Devon hummed as he recalled the information relayed to him earlier that day. “He really fucked over my new friend- Jessie, remember her? Pretty redhead, ugh, she’s a catch, and oh fuck, she’s gonna be mine alright-“

“Get to the point.” Rowan’s growl cut off Devon’s rambling.

The Sin Of Greed cleared his throat awkwardly. “Right, yeah. Well. His name is uh- John.. something. Fuck. Peterson? Whitterson…? Whatever. Jessie was wondering if we could do her a favor to get rid of that guy for good. Ya know, so he doesn’t have the chance to bother her anymore. He’s a horny motherfucker that’s for sure.”

That’s when all of the eyes turned on Thorfrid. Of course, sick the Sin Of Lust on the old cuck. With a gun concealed in his coat, he made his way towards the bar John frequented, and of course found the guy barreled over the bar, touching up on some poor bartender who didn’t get paid enough to put up with his hands.

And now, there he was, holding the man upright as he desperately tried to get off on him before they even started. ‘Not gay my ass,’ he thought, recalling a previous conversation they had back at the bar. Well, conversation was a loose term. He felt John grab hold of his breast and fondled it in his hand, his breath getting heavy, while Thorfrid’s hitched. “C’mon, let us get into the room first, oui?” Thorfrid hummed, grasping hold of the smaller demonic entity and lifting him over his shoulder. The giggle he earned was sickening.

Once in the hotel room that they took much longer to get into then he would’ve liked, he sat the man down, who wasted no time in getting his clothes off and shoving Thorfrid down against the bed. It’s firmness forced a breathy noise out of his throat, and he waited for John to figure out whatever the fuck he was going to try to do.

“Take off your coat.” John demanded. Thorfrid let out an irritated sigh and slipped the unbuttoned coat off of his shoulders, leaving it to lay beneath him, and exposing his half-human, half-goat-like body to the wretched, sorry excuse of a man. “God damn,” the old executive laughed with a drunken slur. “You really are a freak of nature.”

‘You’re one to talk…’ Thorfrid put on a smile. “Oh, love, I am a freak alright~” He purred, spreading open his thighs for him. John quickly put himself between them, lining their faces up before kissing him roughly. Thorfrid wasn’t sure why he didn’t expect that, honestly, but it caught him off guard and his claws dug into the sides of John’s waist. The moan he so graciously earned in response made bile rise in his throat.

“Fuck-“ the man whined with a pain in his mouth that prodded at Thorfrid’s sadistic mind.

“One rule, pretty thing,” Thorfrid murmured. “No biting.”

And then the most disgusting make out session Thorfrid had ever experienced ensued as he desperately, blindly searched the coat beneath him for his pistol. John had decided to move down to Thorfrid’s neck, which opened up his field of vision some. He let out a breath of relief when his fingers brushed against the smooth metal of a gun. He pulled it from the pocket it had been burrowed within and, as quickly as he could, readied it to fire.

That’s when he felt teeth burrow into his skin. Thorfrid hissed out and grabbed a handful of John’s hair, yanking his head back and shoved the glock of the gun deep into his gaping mouth. “I said not to bite me, you blubbering merde~”

What used to be a man’s head laid lax on his chest. Its naked body sprawled out across this sex demon’s form for the God’s to scorn. A smile tugged at his lips. Okay, yeah… yeah, he didn’t mind this. He didn’t mind this at all.

#writing #oc story #original character #tw violent language #tw sa mention #sanctifiedsins

[renemesis]

if your f/o(s) got sick, how would you take care of them? if you got sick, how would they take care of you?

Omg wow this.fits shockingly well with the f/o I was just vaguing abt umm. Ohhhh my Goodness....

Ok well. If it couldnt be guessed I'm an Aww Mite guy unfortunately(JOKE!!)

^aww mite emoji. Yeas I prefer him as a sickly old man what of it. OK ANYWAYS Toshinori is quite literally Chronically ill poor thang is coughing and spitting up blood always all the time he is skin and bones... unfortunately he has MANY issues and most CERTAINLY does not want to be treated as sickly or fragile ever he'd rather kill himself. Well that's ok bc I'm still making his silly as some STEW and TEA but in a very casual manner. So it doesnt come off as condescending or overbearing. I think on the flipside though he'd be great abt taking care of me (and anyone he cares for tbh) when sick!! Which is. Very hypocritical and contradictory but that is kind of just him unfortunately! His obnoxious hero/savior complex and lack of self care would absolutely drive him into ALSO becoming sick while trying to take care of ME sick so now we're both sick and miserable. But it's ok bc at least we're suffering together ♡ FJJFJSJGJDJ

Damn aorry for the aww mite rant. Anyways umm. Yeah I'll do a second one just for funsies. Yknow what I'll do the original old man f/o NANU!! If nanu gets sick I would lose my mind I think. Stress clean his little meowth filled home and make him an ACTUAL healthy meal to eat instead of like. Microwave dinner. I'm treating him like an injured animal and if wasnt so sick and tired he'd probably kick me out (no he wouldn't tho ♡ hes a lonely outwardly cynical but still kind old man who likes human interaction more than he'd ever admit♡♡♡) omg but if I'm sick... he'd definitely make fun of me for getting sick in the first place and complain that I'm giving him even more work to do but he'd take care of me regardless.,.., I think he would honest to God need to ask his ooby gooby baby niece Acerola for help though because. Hes not INCOMPETENT but hes not like a Soft and Comforting Caretaker and he imagines an energetic and kind kid would make better company while sick than an gloomy old guy yknow... BUT THEN WE ALL HANG OUT!! and it would be so nice despite the circumstances ♡ ok my gawd this is so long. Ummm. It is what it is I shuppose ♡

#ask #anonymous #these keep getting longer and longer the more i do them GAH. Gords nonsense never ends. holds my damn head

[scaredjim]

Life or Death for Poor Thang?

man i don’t know you guys are sick

#jim is scared

[penguuthegentoo]

For the angst meme... Denki with a high fever? 😬

ask and you shall receive sweet anon!

#kaminari denki #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #peng's art #peng answers #sweet anon #enjoy a sick booy #poor thang #fanart #sorry for the lack of art this week #we just moved campuses and ive been helping set up for all the orientations next week

[brattylikestoeat]

Tell us about your first experience in the kitchen Please, what did you cook, did it come out as planned did you or who you were cooking for enjoy it?

I’ve always been in the kitchen. My grandmother is a southern woman and she taught all her grandchildren how to cook.

The first two experiences that really stick out to me was my first kitchen fire.

I was home sick, had the flu or something. So I took the meds my mom left for me and decided I wanted French fries (well that’s all we had we were poor, I should of just ate noodles and crackers). I turned the grease on and feel asleep because the meds put me to sleep. Ended up burning the cabinets right over the stove to a crisp. Fire department and everything had to come out. My mind only beat my ass for like a week. Lucky us the apartment we were staying in didn’t kick us out.

My first real positive experience was cooking thanksgiving dinner by myself, think I was 14 or 15. My grandmother was sick that year, so she let me do most of the work. She directed from her bed and every now and then she would come in and check on me, taste to see how I was doing. Turned out pretty well, of course nothing will ever taste like grandma’s but I did my thang.

#ask