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boardchairman-blog · 4 months

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**Shots of the Movie**

A Christmas Story (1983)

Director: Bob Clark Cinematographer: Reginald H. Morris

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demonfox38 · 1 year

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"Thanks! I hate this" vibes.

#baroque (video game)#spoilers #Like shooting your eye out with the Red Ryder BB Gun you wanted for Christmas

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whereisthedamndaddymanual · 10 months

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I know you like to watch me +/(redacted)

At least you openly admitted to something.

#no really it is so great but I hate glancing at the shoulder #I do love looking at you though #redacted was just like a perfect hat on a perfect hat #she saw the red ryder bb gun #you know Jessica I see you getting along pretty well Belle #you can't help but see a young you in her #if you were a man and fucked her with the overall genetic structure there you go #she takes expression to another level #the eleven wind apoligizes and she is like two dots away as the cosmos #I mean so she is going to want to invite her friends #and it is a big place and I need to wrap my head around that #like shed #I mean yeah what kills the wasp I sit and enjoy a good 8 year absorbtion #peeks over fence #the laundry water is flowing with the old lady at the helm #playing a game of old maid #I will still grab you by the neck and remind you you should have been getting this always

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clobberbox · 1 year

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YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT! YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

Inspired by an all time festive favourite holiday movie - A CHRISTMAS STORY!

New vintage Red Ryder bb gun advert ugly Christmas sweaters, prints and mugs are available to buy online now in our Teepublic store.

Great gifts for movie fans this Christmas! Links below:

SWEATER

PRINT

MUG

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simdertalia · 1 year

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Home Alone Mini Set

3 items | Sims 4, Base game compatible Set contains: Laundry Chute (closed) Laundry Chute (propped open, with toys on it) Red Ryder BB Gun (Dead Rising conversion, resized and logo added) Most of the laundry chute swatches are EA’s, but I took care to make one really pretty wooden one. I hope you like them! Type “christmas 2022” into the search query in build mode to find quickly. You can always find items like this, just begin typing the title and it will appear.

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#sims 4 cc #sims 4 christmas #sims 4 home alone #sims 4 bb gun #sims 4 laundry chute #sims 4 laundry #sims 4 wall object #sims 4 object

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kaijuno · 5 months

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Looking back it was kinda cool to get a gun for my 10th birthday, it was a Red Ryder BB gun (like from the movie A Christmas Story) and the first fucking thing I did with it was shoot myself in the arm with a ricochet bb trying to hunt mice in a shed

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freetheshit-outofyou · 5 months

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This is a prime example of control the message, control the narrative. I understand this took place in England but the Anti-gun left sees this and thinks "That just might work here too." This was a 14 hour stand off, police were held at bay by an freaking BB gun.

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This writing is 471 words long, it mentions it's an air rifle once, then the bait and switch happens. It is called a firearm's 6 times and a weapon twice. The evolution in the writing is the exact same evolution in the public that the anti-gun pro crime left do here every single day. Can you hurt someone with a BB/Pellet gun, sure, I have a lot of experience in being shot with them playing BB gun wars. Kids like me that had, I still have, the gold standard Daisy Powerline 880's were king. But, I also did not want to get shot those single pump Red Ryders more than once. Deaths from being shot by a BB gun are exceedingly rare, more rare than deaths by lighting strikes, 4 per year compared to 28 per year, but not a never incident. The incidents of dumbasses getting them shelves shot and killed by using a BB gun in place of a real gun in criminal activities is more often than one might think. The Air rifle in the photo looks to be a Moab Ventures, LLC Black Ops .22 Sniper. That rifle shoot a .22 pellet not the more common .177. Those .22 pellets can kill to be sure the 20 grain pellet at short range will do some damage clipping out of the barrel at 1250fps. But it's lethality is still very limited and no where near enough to stop an entry team with full body armor or this denim jackets, just saying. Compare that to the .22lr subsonic at 1050fps and your standard 22lr (40gr)coming out at 1070 fps, the Stinger (32gr) coming out at 1640fps, Mini MAG (40gr) and Mini MAG (36gr) coming out at 1235 fps and 1260fps respectively, or one I recently tried the Clean-22 Hyper Velocity (31gr) popping off at 1550 fps. Those .22LR's have greater accuracy and far less ballistic drop-off than the air rifle equivalent. (*Those numbers were all based on CII .22LR ammo.) Sorry, I went on a little comparison rant. The point is the anti-gun folks will find a way to sure this in a way that advances their attack in the everyday law abiding gun owner soon enough.

#pro 2a #pro freedom #for more freedom over less #Youtube

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baura-bear · 10 months

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I may have dressed as Cowboy AU Sarah… (prop guns! It’s literally a water gun and a Red Ryder BB gun but just so you know)

I made the skirt!! Also I edited the photos so hopefully tumblr doesn’t fuck them up (might have to click for better quality)

#cowboy au #newsies #Sarah jacobs #newsies cosplay #newsies fandom #this is me realizing I have attractive hands

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kringletheelf04 · 1 year

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Christmas sucks and dad killed Santa (chapter 2)

Finally we were home after a mediocre dinner at Dennys. I drag my feet as I enter the threshold of the house. I'm the last to enter and the last to get my pajamas on. I may be an adult but I still wear onesies. My pjs of choice are a pink rabbit with a white tail. It resembles the one off of a Christmas story. It was mom's favorite movie of all time so I wear it Christmas Eve each year to honor her memory.

I lean into the doorway of Charlie's bedroom. Dads reading the night before Christmas and Charlie has just about a million questions.

"When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter, l sprang from my bed to see what was the matter away to the window I flew like a flash.With a miniature sleigh and St. Nick and Prancer and Dancer and to all a good night." Dad recites the book, practically from memory, as he had since I was Charlie's age.

"What's that?" Charlie questions our dad.

"What's what?" Dad asks, clearly confused.

"A rose schuck ladder!" Charlie says with wide eyes.

"It's not a ladder. He said, 'arose such a clatter.' It means, eh, 'came a big noise.'" I clarify.

"What?" Charlie scrunches up his face still confused.

"Charlie, ‘arose’ is a word that means 'it came’, and 'clatter’ is a big noise." I reiterate.

"Yes and now it's time to go to bed" dad agrees as he tucks Charlie into his bed.

He turns to me and takes in my pajamas and holds back a snicker.

"Gotta problem with my duds old man?" I joke at him.

Charlie giggles and snuggles in deeper into the covers.

"No problem at all, squirt. Just makes me think is all." Dad replies with a small, sad smile. Tears are brimming in his eyes that threaten to spill.

"Come on, let's get to bed! If we want Santa to come we need to be asleep!" I usher dad out and into his room and walk to mine.

Soon I hear a gentle knock on my door just as I'm ready to snuggle in.

"Sissy (y/n) can I sleep in her with you? Dads snores too loud and I can hear it through the wall!" Charlie practically wails.

I know he just wants to make sure I'm ok but I pretend to buy it nonetheless.

"Come on sport! Let's snuggle and fall asleep to some nice music." I say swooping him into my arms and sitting us onto my queen size bed. Too tall for him to reach on his own without a stool. I put on some Mozart and we drift away.

(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY RED RYDER BB GUNS! YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT KID!)

I am abruptly woken by Charlie shaking me. This is not what I signed up for when I said he could sleep with me.

"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! I heard a clatter!" Charlie yells.

I slowly open my eyes and ask "What? Charlie, what are you talking about?

"You know! From the story! It came a big noise. It's coming from outside"

I start to say it might be the wind until I hear a loud noise too. Kinda like a ka-thump. The the sound of boots on the roof. I jump out of bed taking Charlie with me. I run as fast as I can to dads room.

I practically take the door off its hinges. My heart is pounding out my chest.

"Dad you gotta get up now! Someone's on the roof!" I say setting Charlie down rushing to his bedside.

"What (Y/n)? Someone on the roof? That's impossible. You probably dreamt it. Go back to sleep." Dad begins but gets cut of by more footsteps. Now he's wide awake.

"I guess it wasn't a dream dad," I huff at him

"Now is not the time for the sass (Y/n), someone's on our roof. Come on we'll go outside. Put on your shoes and coat quickly!" He says while pulling on some socks while quickly hobbling to his bedroom door and down the stairs.

I pick up Charlie again because I know I'll be faster carrying him than waiting for him at the bottom of the flight of stairs.

Throwing on a coat, boots and a winter hat onto both of us with Charlie still holding his blanket.

I rush out after dad and Charlie follow suit.

Dad yells something I can't make out to the person on our roof. Suddenly they slip and plummet onto the lawn as I quickly shield Charlie from the sight.

"Oh my gosh! You killed him!" I yell running through the slushy snow to where the man lay. However, all that was there was his clothes.

"You got him!" Charlie cries out, running, and nearly tripping to get to me.

"I did not! He's gotta be here somewhere! Let's check for some Id to see who this poor shmuck was." Dad argues now riddling through the pockets of the red coat.

"That almost looks like-" I start

"Look (Y/n)! Reindeer!" Charlie interrupts me pointing to the roof.

Lo and behold eight reindeer and a sleigh are parked on our roof.

"(Y/n) come here! I found something!" Dad calls after me.

I approach him and take a small business card from his gloved hand.

"lf something should happen to me, put on my suit. The reindeer will know what to do. What does that mean?" I read from the card and inquire to dad.

He shrugs and Charlie comes to us. "That means you gotta put it on dad!"

"No we are not going anywhere!" Dad asserts poorly.

"We never do what I want to," Charlie says, his eyes watering.

I hug him from behind and glare at dad .

"Look! The rose schuck ladder! Like from the poem!" Charlie beams at both of us.

"I'm going to call the police, please watch your brother for a minute (y/n)." Dad pleads and scurries off to get his phone.

Before I can even blink Charlie is now on the roof trying to touch a reindeer. I follow after him in a hurry.

"Charlie! (Y/n)! Get down from there! I thought you were watching him!" Dad yells at me. It's a miracle the neighbors haven't woken up.

"Dad, it's amazing! Come up here!" I yell down at him.

He runs to the ladder and climbs up, suit in hand.

"You need to get away from ghost things! They could have key lime disease!" Dad panics as he walks carefully towards Charlie. "Easy Rudolph" dad says to the reindeer.

As clear as day the reindeer says "I'm not Rudolph." I look to my dad to see if he also heard but he's just looking at its nametag.

"It's Santa's sleigh!" Charlie jovially says while climbing into it.

"There's no such thing as Santa's sleigh" dad scoffs.

"Sure there is. You said you believed in Santa, right dad" I nudge him.

"I did" he questions then covers his tracks with "I do!"

Dad climbs into the sleigh and I follow him. The seats are much softer than they look.

"Hey dad look! A hat!" I say pulling a plush Christmas hat from in between the cushions. I gently place it on my head after inspecting for lice. It's warm and cozy. The ear flaps are extra padded with faux fur.

"Oh great you found a bug infested hat! Oh how joyous! Let's get out now please" dad practically pleads with Charlie.

"No!" Charlie shakes his head making his hair get in his eyes.

"Come on Charlie! Let's go!" Dad pushes.

Suddenly the reindeer take off. I guess I'm in for one helluva ride tonight!

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socialjusticeinamerica · 9 months

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Modern adult precision pellet guns use up to 4,500 psi of compressed air to fire slugs with nearly the force of an actual powder burning gun. They are now used to hunt large game across the globe. This isn’t a spring loaded Daisy Red Ryder BB gun of days gone by. Many models of pre-charged pneumatics (pcp’s) can easily kill out to 200 yards and they are barely regulated.

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zuko-always-lies · 2 years

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I think all those fanfics which make Azula out to be a soft aunt kind of miss who she is. I think if she’s healed and come to terms with how awful her childhood was, she would be totally committed to insuring her nieces and nephews got what was denied to her, Zuko, and her friends as children, but also be fiercely committed to ensuring that her nieces and nephews learned what they needed to know to survive in potentially dangerous world, regardless of what their parents thought about this. She’s more of an “actions” rather than words sort of character, so I think her focus with dealing with the children would be less on being super soft and nice and pleasant and more on finding things she can do to make them feel valued and appreciated. I also think she would be very willing to confront their parents if she disagreed with their parenting decisions.

In short, Azula would be the sort of aunt who would get a Red Ryder BB gun as a gift, regardless of the wishes of the relevant parents.

#Azula #aunt Azula #Izumi #Maiko #Zutara #Mailee #those are the ships I think I've seen 'Aunt Azula' show up for

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nouveau-riche-princess · 11 days

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the funniest thing is how rabid people get for the patch of dota 2. myself included. i mean, it's one of those free things that eventually drops into your lap. unlike league where i ctrl f adcs to see if anything was changed (and this happens every 2 weeks) i usually read all of the patch notes for dota, which is its own entertainment. and that's why i deserve to get a red ryder bb gun for christmas.

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auditionsuggestions · 1 month

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hi! I’m auditioning for sweeney todd in a few weeks n I’m having a rough time finding a proper song for toby. the requirements (some specified in the call, some personal) are

1. has to be in the style of the show, but NOT from the show

2. has to be a 16-32 bar cut

3. has to work in a cockney accent, since I’m not sure if I’ll get the chance to demonstrate that at callbacks or not

4. CAN’T be giants in the sky because everyone else will already be singing giants in the sky

thank you so much for your help! 💚

I got you! Take a look at Consider Yourself from Oliver (might be a popular choice; the last minute should fit the requirements--it gives me Pirelli's Magical Elixir Vibes), My Best Girl from Mame (very Not While I'm Around; key change to the end--I think on recordings that's where Mame joins in, but the sheet music I've looked at shows it as a solo--Singer's Musical Theatre Anthology series has it somewhere), or maybe Red Ryder Carbine Action BB Gun from A Christmas Story (Another Pirelli's Magical Elixir-esque piece. Very pattery; "The girls will sigh and say" to the end). My favorite choice is My Best Girl, but I find uptempos tend to be easier to work with for a lot of auditions, and you know your market better than I do.

Break a leg!

#musical theatre #broadway #audition suggestions #audition songs #musicals #Sweeney Todd #Toby #Tenor

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flashily · 1 year

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a christmas story but it’s the donquixote family and when doffy gets the red ryder bb gun he kills his dad with it

#one piece #donquixote rosinante #donquixote doflamingo #donquixote brothers

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dxzziie · 1 year

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So….. remember how I said an ask before on giving Nana a handgun?

Well this Christmas… I was given a Red Ryder carbine BB gun… I get the feeling Nana had something to do with this when she was hanging around with the Holiday Delibird and Wyrdeer

she gave it back xD

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snydergurl · 2 years

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Adam’s puzzle

[The radar on Instagram (page2)]

X:

A. OLD = _ _ _ _ _ _ Y

A. YOUNG = OWL CITY

Y:

(⏎ + S) DOT COMMMERCIAL

RETURNS.com

[2 pics on Instagram]

and he said "x + y":

owlcityreturns.com

"3 is to ___ as 1 is to ___"

Toffee Cable

"Cool off the tea, and swapsie when able"

tea =T

swapsie = swap C

Coffee Table

"space is not welcome; two forced to one"

coffeetable

"You'll shoot your eye out kid, with that Red Ryder gun."

Red Ryder gun = BB gun

"twice but different"

BB gun = Bb

B6

and 🔍, fb ------X 🔗,🔑 --------✉ --------

His recent FB page

Look at the end of that FB page.

Key: B6

Message to Encode: coffeetable

4 18 9 9 5 5 24 3 6 13 5

and 9 = 418552436135

LINK: owlcityreturns.com

PASSWORD: coffeetable

GUEST PASSWORD: 418552436135

#spoiler

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