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ender1821 · 1 month
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Postmaster favouritism caught live on camera
(clip taken from Pearl’s stream on 18/03/2024, transcript below!)
(All of Gem’s are from the chat)
Pearl: Beef…Beef does—
Gem: I have 0 Pearl stamps
Gem: What is this
Pearl, reading chat: Zero—
Pearl: Wait, how— how do you have zero? What do you— What do you mean? How do you have—
Pearl: Oh. Oh.
Pearl: Oops.
Pearl: I see. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. I haven’t given everybody my stamps yet. I haven’t sent mine out yet, because mine went out late last week. I haven’t sent the packages yet. I was waiting for Mumbo and Jev to go in.
Gem: 4 Pearl stamps please
Pearl: Wait, is Mumbo and Jev— I was waiting for Mumbo and XB to go in.
Pearl, reading chat: Four Pearl stamps— Four?!
Pearl, typing: That’s…
Pearl: Gem— She’s trying to get more stamps out of me. I’m tempted to just give her four, honestly.
Gem: yes im not everyone else
Pearl: Uh… I’ve got these set up. Do I have any extras? Hm…please?
Pearl, reading Gem’s message: “I’m not everyone else”, it’s a true statement, she’s not wrong. She’s not wrong.
Pearl: One, two… Gosh darn it, I kinda wanna make a funky pattern with it. Hm… What’s the best way to set up four stamps? There we go.
Pearl: There we go. Hold on, hold on, I got you, Gem. Hold on. Hold on.
Pearl: Eh. Let’s do it. Just ‘cause she asked nicely, y’know? She asked nicely.
Pearl: There we go. *giggles*
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zephyrine-gale · 10 months
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conductor pose studies ft. arlecchino (refs below!)
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szkapa · 3 months
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me when its tmagp episode three already and theres still no 140k words gwen bouchard x alice dyer slowburn hurt/comfort trying to murder each other falling in love instead: 🤯
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mikaikaika · 3 months
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Tubbo (drunk in a vc): Oh my god I promise I'm not really homophobic. I literally think guys are kind of cool
Foolish: I'm almost positive you are homophobic
Tubbo: Do you really mean that ?.... I could show you otherwise if you want - oh my god I need to shut up oh my god oh my fucking god kill me
*everyone loses it*
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eyenaku · 26 days
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FOOL MASK (GITM BY @venomous-qwille)
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Handbuilt porcelain with slip, overglaze, glaze, and gold lustre accents. Paint and lacquer detailing added post fire. Handsewn fool's cap and bells added post fire.
This mask is a part of a (loosely connected) mask series, all hand-built and fired using a range of different temperatures and techniques.
My favourite mask to date, Fool from Ghost in the Machine by the wonderful @venomous-qwille !! GITM is absolutely incredible and I cannot put into words eloquently how much I adore it and Fool so instead I made this mask! Hi!
My word was this mask a struggle to make. The mask itself is entirely one piece, and entirely porcelain!! That's right, those long thin rays are solid porcelain!! The eyes and tips of the blades are done in 22 carat gold lustre. All colouring save for the black and the satin sections of darker red on the face were done with only slips and underglazes. The red colour was correct without the paint, but I thought a contrast from the rest of the gloss would look nice :)
Made to scale, the mask measures 50.8x60.96cm without the hat, and 50.8x116.84cm with it! (20x24in without hat, 20x46in including hat). He is Large, but turned out absolutely lovely and I send my many many thanks to the kiln gods for producing him unscathed.
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(naku & wall for scale)
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(he's so big guys i have large walls (the top of my head is only slightly above the top of the bookcase beneath him) look at him at the wall it's nuts)
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lonicera-edulis · 5 months
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mirrorhouse · 3 months
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i wonder how many more people would've vehemently hated gale right off the bat on full release if his introduction conversation had stayed like this or something similar
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supernovajazzy-art · 2 months
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The most adorable goth 😌❤️✨
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jacocoon · 8 months
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Donnie tortita
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ender1821 · 6 months
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Australian Gem strikes again (clip taken from Pearl’s stream on 7/11/2023, around the 2:30:00 mark)
transcript below!
Pearl: —separate from my online content— ow, OW—! Okay! Ok ok ok, I get it, I get it, I get it!
Gem: ‘Ello!
Pearl: ‘Ello, mate, how’s it going?
Gem: G’day, mate!
Pearl: G’day, mate!
Gem: Was that a good Australian— I’m Australian now.
Pearl: Honestly, you did that pretty decently compared to a lot of other people.
Gem: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I try, I spend a lot of time with an Australian.
Pearl: Oh yeah, you do? You do? I don’t say “g’day” that much though.
Gem: No. Not at all. Very disappointing, actually. My Australian friend doesn’t even say the Australian catchphrase.
Pearl: It’s stereotypical! You’re only gonna get that if you’re like, countryside bogan.
Gem: *sighs*
Pearl: That’s like the redneck of America.
Pearl: I might say “crikey” every now and again— Again, that’s very rare.
Gem: If you said “crikey”, that would make my day!
Pearl: I’ve said it before, just out of the blue, it’s definitely— It’s a rare thing.
Gem: Yeah, it makes me very happy.
Pearl, muffled: Crikey, mate.
Gem: Ah, I love Australians.
Pearl: Oh, I’m feeling so flattered right now…
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bonus-links · 1 year
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RUINS, pt. 8
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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months
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wear headphones :)
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Transcript:
As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.
Is that a strap-on?
Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.
Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!
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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.
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I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.
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78miu · 21 days
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im coming back for you
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royalarchivist · 1 month
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Billzo: Can you look dead down the camera for us, Pac?
Pac: [Looks down at the floor] Like this?
Billzo: Um. No, at the camera, sorry.
Pac: Ah sorry, at the camera- you said look to the camera, I look to the floor. [Looks directly at the camera]
Tubbo: He looks so... so pure! Look at him!
Aimsey: Little baby!
Quackity: He's so attractive.
Pac: [Embarrassed laugh]
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cellgatinbo · 3 months
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pac: take. (throws a rose at fit) fit: where- (a guard walking by picks it up) (both of them gasp indignantly) pac: okay, i have another one. (tosses another rose) fit: thank you, thank you- (another guard walk by and picks it up again, both yell even louder) pac: NO no no, they keep on doing that! fit: yeah i know, i know. i- (pac throws yet another flower, which fit picks up this time) pac: here, i have another one. fit: thank you. aw, you're too good, pac. um, orange is a good color on you! orange is a good color on you! pac: oh thank- yeah, also on you! you know, it suits with you! fit: thanks, thanks :)
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swagman217 · 3 months
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the fuck kinda marble hornets did you guys watch
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