#saw this textpost on my dash

[dawntrailing]

spiribia: "hermes was a sad and lonely man and whenever he asked questions everyone would just laugh him off. he just wanted to know what gives life meaning. and venat was like i’ll think about your question. i’ll walk to the edge of the universe for 12000 years to answer. none else can understand the bizarre bond of kinship between them in my mind. for 10+ real life years hydaelyn’s big song was called ‘answers.’ and then they were finally like here is the guy who asked a question."

#hermes #venat #final fantasy series #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv: endwalker #ffxivedits #saw this textpost on my dash #i couldnt stop thinking about it #cause they're right

[heffrondriving]

Big Time Rush + textposts [8/?]

#don't ask me to explain my thought process for this bc there is. fucking none #i just randomly saw this post on my dash and got slammed with an epiphanic burst of derangement so we all suffer!!! #ft. bby kenlos and himbros otp bc they're The Only Boyfriends That Matter Forever. also propaganda uwu <3 #also tw shirtless btr ig if i have to look at them any more i will brand my ace eyes with a fireplace poker (⊙‿☉✿)v #i mean this wasn't even the show at its fruitiest;;; if i showed this to someone who's never seen btr i wonder if i could sell them on that #btr #big time rush #kendall knight #carlos garcia #james diamond #logan mitchell #jett stetson #textposts #nickelodeon #meme #gifs #gifset #edit #mine #kendall schmidt #carlos penavega #logan henderson #james maslow #the brain of a cricket #stop it forever #EPS: s01e04: bt bad boy / s04e05: bt cameo / s03e06: bt surprise / s03e02: bt returns / s04e02: bt scandal #lol i could've put the one where kendall says james is a pretty idiot but that's boring and also i hate kames a bunch so oopsies #plus james and jett ARE the pretty boys of the squad + loverboy nickname is double canon i don't make the rules here man i'm just playing #also this is MY sh!tpost and MY wasted existence and I'LL shoehorn in my damn beloved rarepairs whenever i well so please!!!!!!! >:0 #fr this took me like 2 hours to make when i should've been doing calisthenics bc the gifs are crucial; pls click if the quality looks trash

[paradisecitizens]

not my toxic ass getting jealous you have other mutuals you interact with, am I not enough?? 😠😠😠

#no bc i literally saw it on my dash and went ☹️ #like do i have any sorta claim on them #nope but he was nice to me so i decided hes the loml #paradisecitizens chats #textpost

[quaint-ignorant]

my gayass wants a girlfriend so bad it's not even funny

#dont mind me i just saw lesbians being happy on my dash #text #textpost

[icharchivist]

Just saw a post about hxh hisoka and genuinely forgot he existed for a blissful minute and thought the post was about a3 Hisoka (the objectively better Hisoka)

my curse and my burden. I still follow quite a few of my hxh mutuals from the way back and once in a while i am forced to remember the clown exist and i get to cry.

Sometimes i see textposts about Hisoka on my dash, and i find the words used in it to be very weird and not at all appropriated to OUR Hisoka and then suddenly i see who posted it and i react like a cat who had a huge buck of cold water dumped on.

I'll never forgive the clown for it. Hisoka Mikage only Hisoka to matter. The better, bestest of all the Hisoka. Loving him for ever. Unlike the other one. Where's my banner.

Here goes. The one and only.

#listen i've been living act of psychological warfare against me #from friends who make my post about Hisoka Mikage about the other one #just to tease me in DMs #(i love my friends so very much. but they're evil. and i love them.) #this is a curse and a burden. #i can never forget. #and it's why sometimes i word my Hiso posts weird #like if they can easily be misinterpreted i call him HisoHiso or Hisoso to deflect #the clown could never have such a cute nickname. I'm protecting myself AND my sweetheart. #(not enough since like i said i still suffer. but you get me.) #sobbing crying ect. #ichafantalks a3 #ichareply #ihavenotfallenyet

[curiouscornfieldcryptid]

saw a bunch of textposts mentioning some movie called goncharov on my dash & thought one of my mutuals was being incomprehensible again. then I saw a completely DIFFERENT mutual posting about it & was like “hm. something is amiss here.”

#em has thoughts #hellsite things

[bhaaliestspawn]

I'm sorry but I'm cackling at that textpost compilation because I saw it like a month ago on the complete opposite Rammstein-unrelated side of my dash and there was your post at the bottom and I was like "wait as second...I KNOW WHO THAT IS!"

Honey I'm so so sorry they keep stealing your words and pasting them under far-less-worth tits 😭😭😭

😭😭😭

bestie i will be honest my words ain’t worth much. but die lindetitten are worth one billion euros each. AT LEAST. plus there’s the psychic damage i receive everytime i see yet another example of horrid taste in the tags it’s like some people have never seen breasts. maybe go outside

#ask #whatever ig it’s my fault for unintentionally vagueposting sorry for party rocking ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[girlblocker]

saw 2 consecutive posts on my dash wanted to rb both of them. one was a textpost and one was a cat pic. anyway i accidentally tagged a random post with ‘#cats’ bc wires got crossed

[lesbiten]

i log into tumblr and see?? second doctor textpost memes?? from you?? hello what's this

was briefly possessed by the man in my pfp i saw the post on my dash and hit reblog

#i had no say in the matter #asks #mutuals tag

[em-exceeds-change-zearu]

a yusei walks into a bar

#5d's #fudou yuusei #gale shitposting #i saw this textpost on my dash and i felt the strong need to shitpost #so here you go

[shyshitter]

not to be fake horny on main but sam wilson portrayed by anthony mackie in the new hit television series the falcon and the winter soldier (2021-) literally cant put his arms down bc hes so swol like wtf i never want to hear another word about how thicc seb stan or anyone else is bc only anthony mackie deserves the title of Thicc

#sorry i just saw a faws gifset and needed to rant #just fyi all of my textposts are directly related to what i see on my dash #ava rambles #tfatws

[frisbee-tingz]

#i saw this on my dash and thought of these two #textposts #shitpost #meme #frieza #freeza #goku #kakarot #dbz #db #dbs #dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball super #im sorry the quality is bad #im too lazy to download gimp on my computer #so i used the mobile photoshop bc im terrible and super lazy #v-v #my shitposts

[colors-feel-so-right]

Hey. Reminder.

If you're bi and panphobic or pan and biphobic:

YOU'RE AN EXCLUSIONIST

#i saw a disgusting take on my dash yesterday about this #stop gatekeeping #the label obviously isn't yours to define #this shit only happens on the internet #have y'all ever been in lgbt+ spaces?? #we don't treat each other like this #let people find themselves #dont force harmful opinions on others #my text post #my textpost #lgbt+ #lgbt #heated topic #get off my dash exclusionists <3

[angryjane]

i do not want to hear any more of this “why are royals so attractive as well as rich” shit. have u seen this man?

shut up

#mad.tag #seriously i saw a ton of that on my dash just now #shut up #british royal family #royal family #prince louis #gross #shitpost #textpost

[blueoswin]

Me: scrolls innocently on my tumblr

My mom appearing behind me: YoU'rE on An EnGliSH wEbsIte?

How do i tell her i'm bilingual and I've been on this hellhole for years skskdjsn

#rambling #honestly thank whatever deity than she only saw textposts and doesn't understand english #i wouldn't have known how to explain her why there are gifs of wlw and mlm kissing on my dash

[archiephd]

sterek was singlehandedly the worst mainstream ship of vintage tunglr like y'all were truly weird for that kings hope you got well ❤

#icb i saw sterek on my dash in the year of our lord satan #but also what other year would i #cleansing my dash ✨ #this textpost sounds more dramatic than it is i simply do not vibe with y'all #j.txt