#second week (a little random...)

[zephyrchama]

[Thoughts about an MC who gets periods]

Getting periods in the Devildom must be pretty rough. Demons probably don’t get them, and the number of humans freely wandering around has to be incredibly low. If MC takes the form of a sheep then they likely don't have to deal with it immediately, but eventually that's going to wear off and they'll revert back to a human. Does the Devildom even have pads and tampons for sale?

MC might have to sheepishly ask Barbatos if he can acquire some in bulk from the human world. Barbatos would remain professional as always when inquiring about the use of these products and their role in daily life. He'd have to report it to the prince. They're both aware of what periods are, but only in a vague "oh yeah, humans do that" kind of way. (Perhaps in the future, Lucifer could use his secret Akuzon account to order more?)

There's surely some plant or potion that prevents them, but they're not meant for long term use. Probably tastes nasty over time and covers human skin in a weird oozing rash if consumed too often.

A month or two into the exchange program, MC might have to call up Solomon for aid.

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“Can you help me with something?”

Solomon, not too interested in MC yet, agrees just to be amicable with his fellow human exchange student. They must be scared! They must be missing humans! “Is something on your mind?”

“You know how to do magic, right?”

What a silly question. It’s almost refreshing to hear. “I do.”

“Do you know… like, uh, smell…? Reducing magic? Something to cover up smells? Without being obvious, I mean. I feel like I stink and I was really hoping you could help me figure something out.”

How cute, he thinks. He can’t quite remember the time when he smelled fully human anymore, and he can’t really smell the distinct odor on people that demons can, but he knows demons can easily sniff out a human from afar. “Oh, don’t worry about that. It should go away on its own as you spend time here.”

MC isn’t convinced. “I don’t think it will…”

“Trust me. How are you finding Devildom cuisine? I know you’re not used to it, but eating more will help you adjust. I can whip up a few simpler dishes for you to try if you need help.”

MC is silent for a bit. Solomon thinks his job is done until they say quietly, “that’s not the problem.”

“What?”

“I’m pretty sure the brothers I live with can smell, uh, my cycle.” No use being coy about it, better get straight to the point. “They stare at me when I’m on my period. I think - no, I know - they can smell the blood. I’ve seen them sniff the air when I’m around. It's weird. And I can’t exactly stop it from happening every month.”

“Oh.” Now it’s Solomon’s turn to be quiet. He’s embarrassed and surprised, a little humbled, and also really interested in this problem. It’s not something he’s ever thought about before.

MC continues, “I think they can tell when I’m ovulating too, Asmo started lingering around more often, and Lucifer looked scarier than usual, and they all stare more, and-”

“I think I get it.” Solomon can’t stop his face from turning pink. Despite his usual grin, he doesn't think he’s ready to listen to the rest of MC’s sentence.

There should be an easy solution, but it’s something that warrants testing if MC doesn’t want the brothers noticing a sudden spell cast upon them. It could get mistaken for something malicious. Solomon says, “I might be able to help. Can you come over today?”

#maybe he can also teach MC how to turn their hands into little heaters #obey me #obey me! #omswd #obey me scenarios #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanon #obey me x mc #obey me swd #obey me fanfic #obey me solomon #obey me solomon x mc #obey me mc #obey me hcs #tmi but mine get so bad it's not unusual for me to faint. i get like a 60 second warning via blurry vision and then i pass out. #i would not survive the devildom lol i'd get devoured in some random alleyway. wouldn't even leave the house for a week.

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

#random pet post #it really is a weird coat pattern #I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat #love his little backward C's #I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so #I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser #actually I'm not done whispering in the tags #pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world #and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine #took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away #really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM #he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day #took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed #so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems #he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama #he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty #I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: reader is mentioned wearing a dress and corset, mentions of a butt plug, pet play? kinda

very specific thought I have sometimes when I online shop: deku likes to buy your clothes for you. not in a weird, controlling way really—he just has certain….visions of you in the things he sees. and he’s a little obsessive on his worse day, and he knows he won’t ever get the image of you in those pants if he doesn’t buy them for you immediately.

he’s a little bit of an idiot though, is scammed damn near every week because instagram wont stop promoting those websites that sell all might themed undies and those knee highs with his own face plastered all over them. he says it’s worth it though, when the clothing comes and he surprises you with them with the hope of a fashion show.

he sits on the side of the bed, biting at his thumb nail, staring at your moving shadow from under the en-suite bathroom door. he brought you a baby blue dress with fluffy white buttons up the chest, a matching corset that he’s waiting to tie up, the bunny ears that came with it, and a pair of blue boots with fuzzy ears on top. it’s ridiculous, you told him the moment he showed it to you. I’m not some show pony, you poke at him when you take the clothes in hand. You’re just a perv, you mutter as you close the bathroom door behind you, ready to try it all on.

And you feel so stupid when you come out, all fuzzy and blue, ready to ask if you should hop over to him. But Izuku looks damn near in awe, eyes rounded and his hands in the air, reaching out for you, quietly telling you to turn around for him. You don’t expect for him to rush over to you, to hook his chin over your shoulder, to whisper about how pretty you are, for his warm and large hands to tie the corset so gently, that your breath stutters from his closeness.

“You like it?” You ask him, looking at him from under your lashes, watch how his big emerald eyes damn near sparkle as he takes you all in. Izuku hesitates before he answers with a nod, guilty eyes fluttering over to another unopened box you hadn’t seen by the door.

“I think the whole outfit will be complete with one last finishing touch.” He murmurs, doesn’t let your turn in his hold, grabs you tight against him as he hides his warmed cheeks in your neck.

“Which is?” You hum, swaying a little, letting the high skirt of the dress tug up even higher against the very obvious bulge resting at the curve of your ass. Izuku pauses for a moment, before he whispers into your skin,

“A bunny tail butt plug. Just for the aesthetic.” He tacks the last part on quickly, seals it with a kiss against your jaw, groans a little when you gasp. You eye the package now, suddenly interested in this little get up, finally understanding his pervy little methods. You smile though, wide, and stroke the hand resting around your stomach, the other carding through Izuku’s thick locks.

“Just for the aesthetic.” You agree and, you swear, you feel his entire body tremble behind you.

#I was thinking about bkg in doing this but instead it’s you terrorizing him lmfao #showing him the outfit and going ‘this would be great with a bunny plug right? :)’ #and he’s choking on air for 8 seconds bc that was so random but also the image is making him feel things #but I like pervy Izuku even more #little weird guy that buys you every little thing he wants to see you in #I would absolutely let him bc I have a shopping addiction #just brought these pants I’ve been wanting that have been sold out for months #I damn near cried LOL #I also want this really cute dress shirt top thingy too but I’ve been spending too much money lately lol #I’ll just wait a week to get it like that makes such a difference ahdhdjfhf #also I was laying down and then saw this outfit and was like hey lemme write this #and now it’s almost 2am help #anyway gn and I’ll schedule this for the morning bc nobody ever sees my stuff this late :( #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #deku treats! 🍬 #tw: pet play #just to be safe I’ll tag it!!

[thebirdandhersong]

sometimes (very often) I just sit there like ?????????

#mother has asked once again in all seriousness if i'd consider mr knight if he were to ask me out a second time................ #mother the answer is you couldn't pay me enough money to do that. i'd literally rather be single for the rest of my life #between mr knight and the engineer boy ive learned quite a lot about what i'd like/DEFINITELY would not like in a potential boyfriend #and personally. PERSONALLY. i can't do this no more <3 i CANNAE HANDLE that kind of anxiety sadness insecurity confusion! #the anniversary of the day i wrote mr knight a ten page (occasion: valentine's day) love letter for the first time #and received a random Facebook meme and two weeks of radio silence in return is coming up and i must say #that kind of experience is enough for a girl to put her foot down and declare: that's enough. i can't do this no more :-) #anyway father too was like well all things considered mr knight's not the worst option. he's okay. he could turn out okay #to which i say. father. i may seem and feel desperate at times but i'm not THAT desperate. #no offense to mr knight he simply isnt the right person for me and im simply not the right person for him #i wouldnt be offended if he said you couldnt pay me enough money to date her again either (well. maybe a little. but still)

[sskk-manifesto]

(*・ω・*)b♪

#I'm a bit late but :) #Mmmhh lots of thoughts about this episode. Nothing really relevant though lol #I like it... Mostly. Well‚ I like Atsushi‚ and I like Atsushi screentime. #I always forget that there's actually a one week timeskip within the Guild arc #I think these chapters were generally better executed in the manga. #But even then it's just... #Why do the make the Guild / Fitzgerald so. dumb. Why do they make them act so wildly irrationally and at the protagonists' advantage #It really gives villain acting entirely mindlessly to make the plot advance and the heroes win. It's really sensless. #I mean especially when Atsushi yielded. Why didn't Fitzgerald take his offer. For real!! #For real. He had NOTHING to gain from proceeding with his plan. He already obtained for Atsushi and the ada to collaborate. #Now they are NEVER going to help him‚ and that's agreat loss for him. #And idk. i hear that little Tumblr post in my voice saying “why would you complain about characters acting irrationally! #Do people irl never act irrationally?” #And yeah I get Fitzgerald was frustrated for losing Mitchell and his fight with Hawthorne. Okay I understand. #But that's definitely too much. That's him acting downright stupid at the heroes' advantage and it's just pretty underwhelming to read? #That said. It's just general notes I'm not particularly annoyed because like. That's just b/s/d to you. Dumbing down the villains a second– #so the author can escape the trap they put themselves into. Very Marvel-esque move lol. #On that exact same note WHY WOULD LUCY HAVE THE DOLL. #The doll is the whole premise for your plan working why would you not protect it with everything 😭😭😭 #I'm not getting in the Lucy / Atsushi scene itself. I love Lucy but I swear every time that scene gets played a femminist dies #(it's me. I'm the femminist dying every time.) #Mmmhh a couple more things. I dislike the ost choice in the scene where Steinbeck is torturing Q it feels so out of place #And I really don't get what's the deal with the Hawthorne / Fitzgerald convo it's so confusing to me. Like it It looks like Hawtorne is– #blaming Fitzgerald for Mitchell's condition (both in health and for her family status) but... #Objectively neither of those things are Fitzgerald's fault? Idk maybe I just have very little media comprehension for this arc because– #a lot of things just seem to happen with no sense. But it's okay #Im complaining a lot lol but its mostly irrelevant things (or like with the dumbification of villains things I've learnt to live with lmao) #But the episode was generally nice. The animation this season is consistently very pretty. #random rambles

[ralofofriverwoods]

I do not like ulfric and I think virthik deserves a w :)

He did a similar thing with tullius. He does not like the civil war at all

#random #farlian does art #digital art #oc #artists of tumblr #mini comic #comic #skyrim #ulfric stormcloak #last dragonborn #galmar stone fist #this is after alduin when he got a little bit of therapy from icky👍 #imagine; you meet a guy on a cart who looks like 4 seconds away from dying by natural causes #assume he dies in the dragon attack at helgen #then about 3 months later you see the guy at high hrothgar #the only thing that has changed about him is now he has horns?? and is much sassier but still looks like he could drop dead at any point #and then you see him AGAIN like 3 weeks after alduin is killed #and he looks semi normal? and he tells you you’re annoying #and then he seemingly goes to join the other side of the war because you are annoying #virthik is such a mess #I love him

[sysig]

Someone’s looking out for you ♥ (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Crackship #Wally West this time! :D #Their flirting is the cutest <3 <3 #But first! ZEX's uniform!!!!! JKFLdhsafjdf <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 #I've always liked his uniform - he looks beautiful in it it's quite fun to draw it's pretty it's flowy - very good piece of clothing do like #How something as simple as missing it for a week makes such a huge impact <3 Hhghh gods the way he describes getting it back ♥♪♫ #I've never appreciated the Feeling of his uniform on his body before now and hhh what a difference it makes! #Genuinely like a tactile understanding to complement the emotional <3 Feeling and feelings! It's so lovely! Ahh <3 #It goes back to being a question mark over everything once he starts to really think through the implications but for A Moment #And he gets to snuggle a human the same night :D Everything going so well! #Wally's so funny lol he's got ZEX making The most obvious come ons he possibly can flirting his little alien heart out #And he's just like ''But do you actually want to? Do you /really/ want to??'' Haha ♪ #It's very sweet honestly! Very attentive and careful <3 I'm always appreciative of anyone who treats ZEX well ♥ #But no he definitely Does Not mean pretty much anything platonically lol #What was it how did I describe him in my notes and haven't been able to stop laughing about lol - #Ah yes - Wally doesn't need to worry because ZEX is a ''hedonistic pleasurebeast'' lol #I also like how Wally is the first(? if I remember correctly) of ZEX's Type starting to develop haha ♪ #Sure he likes all humans but if he happens to lean one way more than another hehehe ♫ #I'm doubly fascinated by his self-awareness (and lack thereof) around submissiveness - he's very sensitive as a human! #He's still quite aggressive but also easily overwhelmed ♪ It's a very interesting combo to me :3c #And any further insight into his proclivities delights me hehe <3 #Heart eyes ZEX >>>>>> ♥♪♫ #And a few silly little doodles as well :D The first one's just a random chibi lol he's cute! ♪ #The second is of him trying a Starburst hehe he's so cute <3 I was so curious as to how he'd react to candy/sugar so lovely to see! #And thus far he hasn't had any alcohol - good Max has had enough - but I got my favourite Catawba so tipsy doodle it is lol #All the cutests <3 <3

[kyouka-supremacy]

Btw today is a month since this blog was shadowbanned 🥳🥳

#Uhm. #I don't have words #Anyways I was suspending the queue thinking the shadowban would be temporary (and exams) #but given it clearly isn't. temporary. and I have stuff to post / reblog I will probably resume it with February #(Well. not tomorrow because of the episode or the second because of the chapter– #but unless sskk goes canon or something the third shall be it) #Also because like. I miss sskk and there's too many sskk posts going from June it'd be too bad not to post #I'm mostly sorry for the Akutagawa side blog tbh? Like with this blog I kinda came to terms with the accomodation of keeping it reblogs– #focused and the other original posts centered. #Despite the initial trauma it isn't even that bad because before my original posts kept getting lost in reblogs so it's a nice solution! #(Wow I just realized. After all the pain I went through when this blog was first blocked‚ the last stage of grief really IS acceptance) #But the Akutagawa blog got shadowbanned like one week after creation and although I love running it and looking for pics. #Idk I wish it got a little more traction before disappearing to the void #But there's little I can do I guess. Trust me when I tell you I tried anything I can do– well‚ besides messaging staff every day #But how could I ever do that 😞 #I feel my mental state deteriorating day after day and it's always harder to do things during the day #but it's okay tomorrow is Wungo Wednesday and that's sure to fix me <33 #random rambles

[theblehthatbloos]

I'm out of the hospital, turns out I have some kind of emotional trauma that's making my body try to suffocate itself, honestly same but what a bitch way to do it. Making it so I can barely breathe but I still have 99% oxygen and my vitals are good. Fuckin' hell dude. Anyways wish me luck in figuring that out, didn't make a lot of progress crying in the parking lol at 4am while waiting for an Uber after the news that my mind and body have disconnected or something, but check the bracelet swag

Nice

#hell yeah #im going to explode #literally i was so chill #i do get stressed at work but i love my job #i had a really bad dating experience the month before but that's not it i think #i was waiting for my uber home while still suffocating and some random dude started playing music #i have no idea what the lyrics were #i dont even think it was English #but i was thinking about how frustrated i was and i felt my face get wet #just uncontrollable tears #4 minutes straight of crying #head looking up and wiping away every few seconds #paused so my driver didn't see me sobing but they did here me sniffing and trying yo breathe. not the best look #got upstairs and home #picked up a back of nerd candy and i fell apart #ive been chill for atleast a week #yeah i couldn't breathe but nothing came up #alll of this to say... #it was April 2nd #and unless my bodys a prankster #the only other thing from today was the end of the boop #i miss the boop so much #not it but holy shit it brings a little silly smile #boop

[arthur-r]

so close to finally buying a folding cane can i have some words of encouragement maybe?

#right now i am literally fucking. stranded on the fourth floor of a random university building cause i can’t walk home #but i still feel guilty for making accomodations for myself. and i’m scared to spend the money #i have everything pulled up i just need to put in my debit card information and it’ll arrive next week #just need to remind myself that this is something i actually need #cause every time i have a good day i say man i never needed that to begin with. and when i have a bad day it’s excruciating #but i can’t help but think what if i am actually entirely healthy forever starting tomorrow???? #idk. spending money is also just terrifying. $20 is actually kind of a lot #idk. im not feeling well im gonna try and lay down a little better here. not an acceptable place for floor time though #i’ll post what i’m looking at in a second #me. my post. mine. #delete later #ask to tag

[iron-niffler]

fuck calculus :)

#i can do the math okay #i just can't remember any of the gosh darn formulas #ive spent hours and hours doing practice problems but Nothing Is Sticking #im shaking and can't tell if it's nerves caffeine or sleep deprivation #life is great :) #i need a week long break and finals haven't even STARTED yet #i have been over almost every slide and worked out every single in class example #but i still know just as much as i did when i started #which is terrifyingly little #at least i got mid 80s on my matsci and physics exams at least i got that going for me #even if i am about to bomb the second calc exam in a row #got a 64 on the last one which was like two points above the class average but still #not up to the impossible standards i set for myself so i spent like two hours crying while watching various random youtube compilations #the a's and b's without studying in high school to struggling college student pipeline is hitting HARD #im studying engineering bc i thought it was interesting and cool and it is but i am just Terrible at it #but im too stubborn to quit so it is going to be a rough four years

[anachronistic-falsehood]

Do you have a doctor relative or enough money to go to a doctor?

i live in canada so like it’s free i could go any time at all but the problem is that i don’t feel like it’s a big enough issue to bother anyone with. if i go in there and say “hey occasionally i have weird pains that only last less than a second what is it” they’ll say “you’re probably fine, do you think it might be anxiety?” because that is ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS

#whiskey yelling into the void #like the occasional pain is normal but if it’s consistent over a week then usually that might be something???? #the pain lasts literally a second or less and the rest of the time i am totally normal and functional #and even right before and after the pain happens i’m literally just normal. like this random little pain i get sometimes is the only sign #that something MIGHT be wrong at all and i don’t know what it IS #i’m known for overreacting and shit so it’s probably fine #maybe it’s like?? the way that i’m sitting?? just pulling on a muscle in there or something #i don’t know and i’m gonna cry over it #i get little pains elsewhere sometimes that last less than a second that’s just how it be #this is just new and i don’t know if it’s normal or not

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

#neighbourspost #neighboursedit #andrew robinson #amy williams #mitziedits #i had different plans for the second one but i kind of like that it lookslike she's setting them up for a selfie lol #yah its a little rough around the edges first gifset ive made in weeks #but i had a random burst of inspiration thinking about them <3

[trans-xianxian]

all jobs want you to have a flexible work schedule well what about the bitches who Don't have a flexible work schedule. fuck you

#looking for a second random part time customer service job #because lmao after school teaching positions don't have enough hours to pay the bills #but all of them are like must have flexible availability and can work whenever uwu #like bitch I will have a second job thats more important to me!!! #plus I rlly only want to work like 2 or 3 days a week #just enough to get a little extra cash #but nobody wants that!!! #anyway hell on earth #ghost posts #text

[deus-ex-mona]

the week just ✨flew by✨

#raise your hand if you still have to work tomorrow (saturday) though lmaoooooo #inedible blubbering #how has your week been?👀👀 i’m… ✨deceased✨ #work has been weirdly tiring… like i have to stand all day long bc whenever i get a chair someone else steals it the very second i stand up— #so like i p. much have to stand up the entire time from 8.30am to 5pm… i wanna chop my legs off so baddddd idw walk anymoreeeee #also this tube i use to suck up oil during my testing slapped me across the face just now and splashed oil onto my mask </3 #thank goodness for the mask otherwise i’d have eaten old oil ಥ‿ಥ #cries in exhaustion that i’ve brought upon myself anyway ಥ‿ಥ #over the past few nights i’ve had the option to just go to sleep early. but i stayed up to auto enstars music instead lmaoooooo #i don’t even want the event wataru i’m saving for conquest iihiyori. i need him so bad it’s pathetic— #i barely missed him during the jp run of the event (cries) i was at like 3.2 mil points when it ended :( i want my sad boi ii hiyori :((( #also!!!! love it love it nazunii is after conquest and aaaaaaaaaaaaa #cue flashbacks to hiding in the mall bathroom to spam joyful box and silent oath to clear bp </3 sorry boss niichan called and i answered— #and aaaaa after that there’s that tour event leo and double face mama… i have neeeeeeds i need double face mikejimama as welllll #sobs so many events to aim for and sooooooo little time… ಥ‿ಥ #i just want my ii hiyori… and my nazunii… and my double face mikejimama… and that event leo… #and there’s also honeycomb niki after that… aaaaaaaa what do ಥ‿ಥ #omg speaking of honeycomb niki i found this random note in my reminders app that just read ‘get niki’ in all caps with no context #i was so confused about what it could possibly mean then i realised that it was set on the date that the honeycomb event ended on basic lmao #fml enstars definitely adds stress to my life i should stop (i can’t stop) ಥ‿ಥ #how tf did i end up rambling about enstars when i just wanted to blabber on about my day at work…? eh well no one reads this anyway so lol— #but well… if you read this… yukai tsuukai that’s alright is the best mikejimama song rightttt? (ʘ‿ʘ) i take no objections—

[actualtoad]

this has been such a weird last couple weeks of school though

#like i feel like my mental illness really pushed itself to the front for the last while there #not that it’s gone like im still within that time period i think #i just feel like i had a pretty regular routine going for some months there #like. wake up get on bus sleep on bus struggle through classes go home sleep wake up repeat #so i guess i was already pretty mentally ill. but my routine has changed to like #wake up at 3:30 wake up again at 7 get on bus sleep a little struggle through first hour sleep through second hour skip third hour #don’t turn in my fourth hour assignments go to french and pretend to be happy go to raider time and be uncomfortably quiet and then #stay after school for as long as possible to avoid setting foot at home for as long as possible #and then add in a couple mental breakdowns per week about the only adult who’s ever been like. kind. to me. in this way #anyway my math class just started and it’s just going to be a straightforward work day #our college grades are finalized but for the high school grade we’re allowed to retake any tests we did badly on #so i might retake the chapter five test. im just worried that i might do worse this time around #but anyway for today that’s not what we’re doing that. that’s an option for next week. im just going to stay here #but yeah. idk. im still filled with a huge amount of fear just about the idea of not having somewhere to go #like. i can’t drive. if the school bus isn’t taking me to school every day i just don’t have the support system i have during the year #idk. tara and elanor both live within walking distance. i just. definitely don’t feel that comfortable talking to them about stuff #or asking them for help with anything that’s very important #hey i just found out the kid who ‘‘prefers to be called daddy’’ dropped this class. good for us #can i tell you how uncomfortable it is. as the only person in this class with a name different from the one on the roster #for this random kid to be out here making fun of the idea of that #and saying he prefers to be called DADDY. it was. an interesting thing #to be fair it’s kind of funny. it just made me uncomfortable and he’s for sure transphobic so #it just wasn’t a good look all in all. even if it was a little creative #anyway my playlist is playing twinkle lights by the sonder bombs now. i love this song too. im going to turn off tumblr though #just out of respect for my teacher. i guess. like i should be doing something important right now #he gave us a work day and i should probably work about it #me. my post. mine. #delete later