#seriously dont look at the parrot its so bad

[ryuubff]

leo and jia doodle ft. my poor attempt at a parrot

#i draw skrunkly #i say doodle but almost fully render #i kinda like how jia’s shirt looks though LOL #id definitely buy it #THEY LITERLASLY LOOK RELATED #SOBBNGN CRYING THROWING UAAAPPP #oh my godf. eric please let us adopt him #ikeep dreaming about leo beign in my liottle family pleaseee #he deseresves allll the kisses and hugs and love #seriously dont look at the parrot its so bad #stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley leo #getting my tags in sorry #stardew leo #stardew farmer #sdv leo #sdv farmer #stardew valley fanart #stardew fanart

[villalunae]

im in such a utena mood right now i think anthy would not use nuclear war codes if she had them but would instead drop hints of incoming nuclear winter to nanami by messing with the plants in the birdcage and mentioning dead roses are often considered an omen of war (lie) so that nanami attempts to discredit her by looking up omens of war through a book miki lended her and instead finding out that all the crazy shit happening to her in the last few days (kangaroo showing up on campus was actually a political refugee, tsuwabuki prepping her cheat sheet for an upcoming test on the ramificiations of nagasaki and hiroshima, students gathering about television sets that before she can see what terrible news theyre watching someone says "turn something nice on instead!" and she only sees shopping channels marketing items like gas masks, bomb shelters, and canned foods) has actually been subtle hints and omens that they're approaching world war three and nanami ends up going to touga asking if theyre gonna make it and if japan can withstand another genocidal war crime against humanity and touga somehow reads this as her telling him her dream job is to be a stripper and tells her "silly little sister. all women are inferior to men already bc of eve's fatal sin. dont degrade yourself further than you already have" and shes like "what do you mean degrade myself further than i already have" and hes like "dont worry about it youre perfect to me. like a 9.5/10. or an 8/10. maybe a 6. definitely not any lower than a 3" and after hearing that she goes to bed upset and confused because not only is her brother not taking nuclear war seriously he also once again made her feel infantilized and small and then after hearing a loud boom in the distance she thinks nuclear war is starting and starts freaking out and thinks "my brother must have been speaking in a code! he was trying to make me feel nostalgic about my childhood to comfort me before the upcoming attack! now that nuclear war is starting i should take shelter but we dont have a bomb shelter here but ohtori has a bunch of students! it probably does!" running to ohtori and trying to think of the oldest building on campus and goes to utena and anthy's door banging on it in the middle of the night and utena gets up in her jammies like "what?" and nanamis like "QUICK we all have to GET UNDERGROUND wheres your NEAREST BOMB SHELTER" and anthy comes in behind utena like miss nanami what are you talking about? :) and utena is like yeah seriously thats so weird. i guess you can come inside . we couldnt sleep anyway because -- and then nanami sees on the floor of their room a bunch of scattered papers with a big red button in a briefcase and nanami points at anthy and is like "IT WAS YOU THAT LAUNCHED THE NUKE??????" and anthy says "oh this? this button is enrichment for my pet parrot! ive named her nanami. nanami press the button" and nanami the parrot presses the button and theres a loud boom and nanami (not the parrot) is like but what was that?!?! i heard it from my house!!!! and utena is like "oh! you must be talking about the firework display! the button is rigged up to some fireworks we got for the upcoming spring festival and we were actually up late tonight trying to get the display to work! we messed up pretty bad and most of the fireworks went off at once though haha." nanami the parrot keeps pressing the button in the bg and anthy is like "aww i guess that was the last firework left!" and nanami is like b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but what about the kangaroo? and the test on nagasaki and hiroshima?? and the shopping channels advertising gas masks and bomb shelters and canned food??? and utena says "oh the kangaroo was a political refugee from australia its boxing career went down the hill after it killed steve durwin in a freak accident. all schools are doing history tests on world war two this time in the semester!" and anthy says "yes and because theres no clear threat of nuclear winter anymore all the old holdovers from wwii are being sold at discounted prices :)"

as nanami leaves the house feeling much better but also stupider she gets traumatized one last time by another firework going off and utena yells out the window "sorry nanami! guess there was one more loaded in there!" the firework design is chuchus face and he has been mysteriously absent this whole time. we see him in the sex car with that cat thing from madoka driving

#personal #utena #rgu #im blacking out now

[acreaturecalledgreed]

yall know that its possible to express sexual attraction towards a character And Also still have a deep invested thoughts on them and the media they pertain from right

you do know that being horny over a character doesnt magically make someone some stupid airhead who cant appreciate or analyse media right.

please tell me yall know that.

and youre Definitely not going to use being ace as an excuse to justify being an asshat about this, right? because youre not saying shit like this bc youre ace, youre saying it bc you cant conceptualize that other ppl can have indepth feelings And Also experience sexual attraction.

like dont say its bc youre ace and make the rest of us look like jackasses just bc youre being kind of a cunt.

i understand fully the irritation of constant bombardment of sex all the goddamn time. a lot of the culture were exposed to is in this bizarro death-lock bc being absolutely terrified of sex and also constantly dehumanizing and shaming people for not wanting sex.

i am a mostly sex repulsed, romance repulsed aroace. i truly hate that i had to start engaging with shipping in order for people to give a single fuck about anything i had to say in fandom. i Hate when im trying to share an idea or analysis or thought and all ppl can respond with is how it pertains to their ships.

but im also not enough of a jackass to think that that means people being horny or invested in shipping makes vapid and thoughtless and you can talk about this without framing it as "people are so stupid and annoying and dumb for liking sex" you are Literally just parroting the extremely abusive culture we live in

id be equally pissed if i read someone say "youre cold and weird if you dont want to fuck"

and i did not sit through a decade of losing friends and being gaslit constantly over acephobia from everyone around me to the extent that it became a panic inducing trigger for yall to sit there and unironically say that you think people are bad and gross and stupid for wanting to jump a characters bones holy fuck i am so tired ive been up since five and all i want is for people in general to just stop being cunts for ten goddamn minutes do you all seriously not think AT ALL about the shit you say

[hey-its-cweepy]

*throws sweet fish boy upon thee*

kidding..but i do offer Cary to see if any of your ocs would interact or ship with him?

HIHI

Buckle up cause we got a lot of OCs to go through✨

Cweepy is naturally very shy, but she'll just need a bit of time to get used to the friendly and outward personality!

I feel like Cho-Hee might unintentionally scare him💀 but he'll try to be slow and gentle! (And guide him back to the right school)

Dallas... I think we can all agree that Dallas is banned from meeting certain characters-

Salvatore and Vincenzo are always a package deal! Sal just has 2 people to look after now lol- But I think Vincenzo's especially gonna like them and question a lot about the sea

Momo is running away Im sorry💀 ITS NOT HIS FAULT!!! She's just spooked bcs he's tall as hell

Dell would probably approach him first! They are registering and taking notes of him just like all the other students! They'd also compliment his singing and say that they think he can make it big

I feel like he might take Faust's teasing a bit too seriously so its probably not a good idea

I dont know if he can tolerate Hextian's smell so maybe not💀 bro cant even get near water/fishes without bad consequences-

Benibara is a no<3

Kenzo is also a no<3 he's very confused as to why he likes forks

Venus also probably approached him first! Gives some advice on how to get used to legs (although she's lowkey confused about the fork thing)

MARINUS IS A HELL NO- he probably joked about eating him once but I don't think its a joke anymore-

Kumo probably wouldn't really talk to him

Aotome is also analyzing/obtaining data from him! Although unfortunately she cant really be near water</3

Banji is only upset he's from RSA, he doesnt like those students either

Kamïk thinks he's interesting, probably more likely to find him when he gets lost though (although if it werent for the uniform, he would've thought he was from octa)

Clover, Avery and Jolie are a NO (unless its just Clover ig lol) but the three of them together are absolute bitches and will definitely set him up in a bad way

Roan probably doesnt even know what RSA is- if he gets lost, he has no idea how to bring him back, he'd also question a lot of the stuff he's collected

Pepper is a NO.

Wolfo, Creek and Poppet are also a NO. Mainly because Wolfo and Creek have had enough of RSA students making fun of Poppet and just automatically think anyone from there is gonna do the same

Seine probably actively tries to scare him at first before being friendly!

Toma probably developed a small crush on him (DO NOT CONFRONT HIM ABOUT THE DOODLES HE WILL BE VERY EMBARRASSED), absolutely head over heels about his singing, I imagine Toma accidently stabbed himself with one of the forks at some point and Cary is very confused as to why Toma doesn't feel it but somebody else does

Vysio is just a GIANT lady holding him in her hands- (I just like imagining giant women holding teeny tiny people ONSODBSLDN) She'd probably only ever leave him just outside RSA however because she's too nervous to step inside (probably introduces him to Yuta!)

Yuta is a blabber mouth, like a little parrot that wont shut up, so he's definitely rambling to him about something (wether its the most ridiculous thing or something more serious), they could show off their collections to each other!!! (Probably introduces him to Vysio!)

Astoria might try to convince him to put on the crown, especially since he seems "clumsy" or "gullible" (A BAD THING)

Elbarnes needs him to pass the clean check first (happens to everybody, including staff), but once that's over, he's more than glad to talk and be friendly! (Although if you show him the collection, he's cleaning everything regardless of how big it is)

Amos is genuinely confused about the sass/jealousy of popular singers on the surface, probably tries to help him get over it

"... No offense, but I'm afraid you wont really be doing much of a positive impact with this envy..."

Enid is very mom-friend like and definitely tried to help him not get lost all the time! SHE WONT LET ANYBODY HURT HIM-

Lorien is intimidated a bit by the height at first, but he'll get used to it! His neck probably hurt from looking up all the time though

Jessica is a NO. Because she envys his figure so much-

Oceana thinks he's really cute!!! Definitely tries to help him with his legs or probably picks him up if she can! She thinks his collection is cool and loves his singing voice!

Indira would probably pay more attention if he's with the fishes/in mer form, she just likes animals more than people💀

Torimiya probably intimidates him on accident in the beginning, but she'll slowly get close with him✨ She's just naturally a bit tough on the outside! ALSO WOULDN'T LET ANYONE HURT HIM

Asahise is definitely interested in the mer-form and probably rambling about something silly the first time they meet- Asahise is showing off their collection of plushies in exchange for getting to see his "junk" collection✨

Tokki is confused as to how he keeps getting lost- (he'd definitely try to help him out with that though!)

Jaiden would love to play the harp with his singing! Asks questions about life in the sea but also prone to rambling about space lol

Mindel is perplexed when he "steals" a fork and uses it for his hair...

"... What did you just do???"

Mindel will definitely ask questions about the sea life and fish friends though, he's just interested!

Frey is babbling about all of their plants and plant life, absolutely loses their shit over the fish friends (they think they're so cute!!!)

Sylvester is definitely flirting with him lmao (will he notice? Who knows✨)

Mao is very quiet so he'll probably have to bend down/lean in to properly hear what he's saying

I think Cherokee's little magic displays might surprise him✨

Omg imagine Shiloh and Cary being friends with the same school of fish- OSNDODNWF- Shiloh is also definitely introducing him to more of his animal friends! (Once he gets more comfortable with him though)

Midge thinks he's cute, but probably wouldn't act on anything, tries to help him get more used to his legs though! (Midge has plenty of legs so he knows✨)

Kendall is IMMEDIATELY designing something from the amount of inspo he gave them

Charlene would also make things for him! You could take her as the mom or grandma friend, she'd definitely introduce him to her friends so its not just her (you may touch the bunny tail ONCE)

Deedee, Janus, "Dolly" and Birsha are a NO.

-Deedee would probably say she wants to take off his face

-Janus is just a terrible person (although honestly its a coin toss), he'd probably trick him into thinking their friends only to do something sinister

-"Dolly" is actually a parasite latching on to someone and she doesn't mind switching hosts if she thought it was worth it (although she mainly keeps to herself so they probably wont interact)

-Birsha will just get him in trouble💀

Lucinda thinks he's very sweet and helps him get back to RSA everytime he's lost (you will probably never catch her without the bear mask though), she's also a quiet one so you might need to lean in close!

Panko just registers him as a cute "little" fish! Would definitely get comfortable enough to sleep on/near him (please dont wake her up)

Canela is a NO because she is literally poisonous and doesnt want to hurt him or the fish friends

#the chaos gang's all here! #twisted wonderland #twist #twist oc #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #twisted oc #twst #oc art #oc interactions #oc interaction

[hualian-blessing]

why mcyttwt does not think some (if not most) of the time when it comes to mcc

if i post this in twitter, i’d surely get hated upon but someones gotta have to say this one day. also this does not target to mcytblr!!! this rant is more of towards mcyttwt!!!

remember how mcyt was so chill before all of this shit? how we would watch our favorite minecraters when the community was so small? or how mcc was an event that both ccs and fans can have some fun and entertainment once per month? and that was only last year too. now look at the new generation of mcyt fans and see why some of the old fans dont really associate the new ones.

as a fan of the old gen mcytbers like DanTDM, SkyDoesMinecraft, Aphmau and CaptainSparklez. heck im a fan of pewds’ minecraft series before dream or tommy or ranboo or the new gen of mcyt ccs blew up (a year before them if im correct), and we dont see drama or bad shit all the time when it comes to their content.

now compare that to the new gen where every single fucking day, a bored fan or anti would post shit drama in twitter where some of the people from twitter moved to tumblr just to not get a headache from the batshit craziness mcyttwt brought forth. and it just snapped more when the mccp21 rolled in.

heres some of my takes about the mccp21 issue:

1) “there’s a lack of representation of lgbtq+ in the teams!!!”

heres something to tell yall about that. scott doesnt have a fucking choice. scott smajor has told time and time again, WEEKS before the announcement of teams, that there are certain requirements and limitations to mccp21 thus there will be difficulty in choosing whos entering or whos not. limitations and requirements such as it will be streamed on youtube or how streamers with twitch contracts aren’t allowed to stream or (god bless scott’s good heart) scott not allowing some of the lgbtq+ streamers in joining the special event due to wanting them to have a chance to stream and experience their first mcc (so to those who said that ranboo should have been in mccp21, shut up ‘cuz scott wanted genderman to have fun streaming his first mcc but cant due to ranboo being a well-known twitch streamer). to those who complained that ant and velvet should be in the mcc, stop being selfish and do some actual research on why scott didn’t include them. a simple question to those two’s fans would answer that they can’t make it due to them camping for a week which within those days is the mccp21. they’re having time to themselves, not wasting it on a minecraft championship. 

take in the consideration that, oh i dont know, not a lot of lgbtq+ ccs applied to the event? its not a free invite championship (in fact, mcc has always been like that), it’s an applied with the sufficient and correct requirements kind of event. the artist who created the icons from the previous mcc for the teams said that scott let in some of the new ccs in last minutes due to lack of applicants not meeting the requirements thus not having custom artworks for the teams if they want to announce the teams in time.

2.) “there’s no lesbians or trans in the teams >:(((”

sadly enough, there’s not much of the players from the lgbtq+ community but to say there’s no trans people in mccp21 is utterly false. by definition, trans mean  denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth sex. other genders such as non-binary, genderfluid, androgyne, bigender, gender expansive all fall under trans. you define yourself with the gender you personally chose and comfy with from you birth gender. so saying there’s no trans in the teams when there are players from the event like eret or sqaishey who are nb and genderfluid respectively are there to also represent not only the sexuality but also the gender identity of others??? like c’mon, please make sense mcyttwt. 

also, while its sad to not see lesbians, please know that lgbtq+ doesn’t strictly be defined by lesbians. ffs, lgbtq+ literally means Lesbians Gays Bisexuals Transgenders and Questioning (or Queer but im not too sure about that one) which means that there are still other representatives for the community in the event.

3) “technoblade is in the event?!!! WHAT THE FUCK, HES A HOMOPHOBE/LESBIPHOBE-”

utter clowns, toxic twitter users are. do you really think that scott smajor, an openly gay man, would let a supposed “homophobe/lesbiphobe” in an event that focuses in supporting the lgbtq+ community? do you hear yourself? do you even do research where the joke he made was when he was the same age as me and it was based on a historical article back in WW2? or how he passionately supports the community especially the lesbians because a lesbian couple complimented him to which kickstart his confidence? the man willingly went to this mcc event despite being flamed a lot in twitter because he (and everyone) knows that his chat, his fans and supporters, are literal millionaires. if you saw a stream from foolish where he auctioned canonical characters for funs, a techno fan donated thousand of dollars to get technoblade, and that’s only one fan, now imagine a hundreds of thousands of them.

like it or not, technoblade has always been open about his support to the community, especially that majority of his fanbase are from the same community that mcyttwt allegedly swore that technoblade hates.

4) “since this mccp21 is pointless because theres no dteam, quackity, punz or (insert cc name), let’s have a watch party of the previous mccs to spite mccp21!!!” “let’s hope (insert cc name) stream on the 26th so mccp21 doesnt have the same amount of viewership like before!!!” “where are (insert cc name)??? gosh, this mcc is so boring without them!!!”

shut up shut up shut up shut up shut the actual fuck up. are you really seriously hearing yourself? are you willing and proudly boycotting a once in a year special event that is seriously needed by the lgbtq+ community? are you that cruel and selfish to sacrifice a project that helped tons of people just for your sick entertainment and desires? are you that evil to stop others from enjoying and donating to the trevor project? are you that inconsiderate of other ccs that aren’t part of dsmp and calling them boring? and for what? because your favorite cishet streamer isn’t there? oh booofuckinghoo! you’re so fucking petty to even post about this kind of tweets in public.

(edit: did yall honestly thought that without your favorite streamers that the mcc is not worth watching because they aren't there? well let me tell you, im a ranboo fan. ive watched him when he first entered the dsmp and watched him spinning in his unicorn chair for 5 minutes. the boo community waited for so many months for genderman to join mcc yet we didn't even do that kind of disgusting action and behavior every time he isn't in mcc. 8 months. that's how long ive watched him. ive waited 8 months for him to be in the event yet i still watch other povs like tommy's, puffy's, wilbur's, and etc., because it's fun and entertaining to watch them despite the beloved not participating in the games.

if you're that spoiled to not even watch mcc because (insert cc whose not part of mccp21 name here) isn't part of the roster then you most likely have a one dimensional humor because there will always be someone more funny and entertaining than them. i like dsmp don't get me wrong, but i found parrot's school smp funnier than dsmp yet you don't see me insulting both series, do you? learn to keep yourself if you're calling ccs as boring or dull or not entertaining enough due to not having the same big platform as the dsmp members.)

you don’t deserve to call yourself a fan if you’re doing this kinds of actions. in fact, people like you should be kicked out from the mcyt community because your kind of people are the reason why we look so bad from the outside. your toxic and self-entitled to these content creators are the reason why famous ccs like sbi, purpled, tubbo and almost ranboo left twitter/implied strict rules to their subtwts. you drove out an entire friend group that tons of fans found comfort in from the platform and you still have the audacity to this kind of shit? honestly, just leave before you give me a headache.

what im sayin’ is that mcyttwt is one of the worst, if not THE worst, subtwts out of the other subtwts in twitter. having no actual research or evidences or spreading false information is common in twitter where you would have to take what they said with a micro size grain of salt. mcyttwt already ruined the fun and spirit of mcc during its comeback in mcc14 due to the glitch and beta testing shit (ey i still stand for the ranboo beta testing but i know that will be worthless since theres hints of him joining soon in mcc15). if you’re still in mcyttwt, i suggest to get out of there while you still can. we’ll never know if there’s a bigger shitstorm than this in the mcyttwt that may happen in the future.

edit! hi bella again, ive been told by a polite and cool user that not all people from mcyttwt are toxic and/or cruel. im going to clear something up here. ive written this during the heat of the announcement of mccp21 teams. so there's a lot of complains and/or entitled people in the app (you can even see it in my previous post too if you want evidences!) that gave off mostly negative vibes towards the event.

ive seen the cool ones who actually took the consideration for scott's side and the criticism of the lack of representation of other communities within the lgbtq+ umbrella (ive even share some parts of it above so im also a bit upset to the lack of numbers in the community). and some of them are correct about recruiting lgbtq+ creators in youtube but! like i said, it's an applied event and not invitational one, so its up to that content creator if they want to join or not. the amount of cishet in the roster are just those who want to support the cause and/or backups/stand-ins in case scott and noxcrew can't find enough ccs in time!

just wanna clear this up because mcyttwt these days are covered by really cringe fans (ive noticed a pattern of them mostly new ones but there are still awesome new fans (like my irl friend who just joined this year) within the community) that covered the good ones where they enjoy, have fun and share some neat ideas and thoughts to the community within the platform!

when i said to get out of the mcyttwt while you still can, i meant to get out of there to avoid drama (that is really small contrast those who really need to address the issue) and take a break from it. it's still your choice if you want to be surround by it or not or if you want to come back to the app. all im saying is to buckle up for the shitstorm cuz this is not the last time that the twitter side of mcyt will cause negativity to the community.

#mccp21 #technoblade #twitter #twitter discourse #mcc discourse #mcyttwt #minecraft championships #fuck off tw #twitter sucks jfc #noxcrew

[nikrangdan]

classmate!sunghoon

pairing: classmate!sunghoon x female reader

genre: fluff, comedy

description: you felt like park sunghoon was way, WAY out of your league... what happens when the teacher tells him to move seats and sit next to you?

*didnt proofread

————

becoming friends with park sunghoon was not something you expected to happen this year

throughout high school you had a small group of friends and never really stuck out

so when your teacher told sunghoon to move seats..

the seat happened to be the empty one next to..

guess who *cue the evil laugh*

YOU!!!!

your first thought was

‘this entire year is just gonna be him completely ignoring my existence or awkward interactions’

now you’ve heard of park sunghoon.... its basically a guarantee at your high school

he has this group of friends and theyre labelled as the popular kids i guess you could say

and the only reason he had to move seats in your two hour long class was because he and his friend jake goof off in class too often and your teacher deemed them “too distracting”

so eventually sunghoon was forced to move all the way across the classroom

right next to you

you were shocked to say the least

obviously he was handsome

too handsome to the point where you questioned how someone as good looking as him went to your school

he sighed and got up from his chair next to jake

but he still had a small smile remaining on his face indicating he wasnt that upset about him having to leave his friend

your heart began to beat quicker automatically as he walked towards your desk

even if you didnt have a crush on him like alot of people did, you still felt nervous around popular students like him for some reason

he ran his hand through his hair and sat down next to you, setting his bookbag on the floor next to him

he didnt look at you, nor acknowledge you

Awkward....

but nonetheless the lecture began again and the class sat in silence

taking notes on their laptops or sleeping

there were around 30 people in your class and your seat was in the middle row next to the window so you often gazed outside from the 2nd floor during class

you glanced to your right and noticed sunghoon slouched back in his seat, twirling around a pencil in his hand while his laptop remained open on his desk

it was just a white screen so he didnt take any notes

you were surpised because you knew he had fairly decent grades

you ignored your thoughts and continued taking your own notes

soon enough the bell rang and sunghoon stood up immediately and walked over to jake

‘yup’ you thought. ‘we are definitely not going to be having a single conversation this year.’

fast forward a couple days!!!!

you were sitting in class next to the boy

as normal

and you still have yet to talk to him.. mainly because you never initiated conversations ESPECIALLY when its a really really cute boy

anyways

ur teacher is like

Ok class im assigning a project and ur partner is the person sitting next to u

yay!!!!!! (can u sense the sarcasm)

welp

you sit in silence while everyone in the class starts discussing with their partners

the project is you have to make a presentation on a world issue of your choice

“um...” u start

sunghoon starts pulling out his laptop and binder

“what do you wanna do?”

he doesnt even look you

well!!!!!!

u didnt know sunghoon and his group of friends very well but u definitely thought they were more... friendly than this

its silent for like 5 seconds

“huh? oh sorry did you say something?”

“uh yeah.. i asked what you wanted to do for the project.”

“project?”

God u tried so hard not to laugh

you think he noticed because his cheeks turned a really light shade of pink

he looked so innocent

“yeah we have to make a presentation” you lightly chuckled

he was very amusing without even trying

“oh sorry haha.. i zone out easily”

“its okay.. but its due in less than 2 weeks so”

so you two spent the next hour choosing a topic and working on the project

it was kind of awkward for the first 10 minutes but then you warmed up to eachother

u were lucky that he was an extrovert too

(sunghoon is an extrovert for the sake of this story OK)

u were also lucky that he was smart

it was easy for you to talk to him.. he just felt comfortable

contrary to ur prior belief.. sunghoon was actually a really really cool guy

u used to think he was just a guy

now u think hes a really really cool guy

“can you please stop putting penguin clip art on the slides” you giggle

then he puts parrot clip art instead

“do your work!!!!” he was supposed to keep researching but he was trying to balance his pen on his nose

“shhh y/n... im doing something important.”

you roll your eyes

he was always doing something that was Not work

but you found it entertaining

and he’d make dumb little jokes that made you both hide your faces in your arms on top of the desk to hide your laughter

“hey y/n”

“what”

“what do you call an old snowman”

“i dunno.. snowgramps”

“no.. water”

you both made eye contact before bursting into laughter and then forcing yourselves to be quiet before u got in trouble

but that made everything funnier so you both were just covering your faces while trying so hard not to make a sound

this was so weird

u have never clicked with someone so fast before it honestly felt exciting

you were talking to sunghoon as if you’d been friends with him since birth

Very Very weird because you had only talked to him an hour ago and now u two are acting like besties ?!?!

jake noticed from across the room too

hes like ‘Why is sunghoon having fun without me🙄🙄’

the bell rings and so far you only have 2 slides

“we didnt get anything done” you note as you pack your bag

“yeah yeah i know. we can work on it more tomorrow”

“right.. see you tomorrow” you’re about to head out until jake walks up

“hey bro” he and sunghoon do some kind of made up handshake before he turns to look at you

now you know jake

everyone knows jake

you used to think he was the sweetest out of all their friend group

and he definitely lives up to that!!!

“hey y/n!” he gives u a smile

AWE hes so adorable

“hi” u reply

you were trying to speed up this conversation though so you could go eat lunch with your friend

“hows the project going?” he asks

“bad. sunghoon doesnt know how to do anything.” you deadpanned jokingly

sunghoon looks at you with an offended look that makes you wanna snort

“hey! you’re the one who doesn’t know how to add text to the slide!”

“what the hell sunghoon?! don’t tell him that, it’s embarrassing!” you give him a dirty look before walking out the classroom door with a smile on your face

days passed and you and sunghoon would only speak during that class but whenever you did it would be a mess

“sunghoon, y/n, quiet down! there is no reason for my classroom to be this loud!” your teacher scolds you two after sunghoon slapped his desk after you accidentally snorted

u two had such a weird relationship

u were almost strangers outside this one class but besties when u were in it

jake noticed too

one time he asked sunghoon during lunch why ur relationship was what it was

“i dont know.. thats just how we are” he answered

but jake kind of suspected sunghoon had a crush on u

*wiggles eyebrows*

it had only been a week but jake was determined to set u up together

“y/n you look cold, heres sunghoons jacket!”

“y/n sunghoon needs help with his homework, can you maybe do something about that..”

“sunghoon, y/n looks sad go give her a hug”

needless to say it worked!!!!

because a week after you presented your 2 weeks worth project

sunghoon asked u on a date

YUPPPPPP

let me recite how it went

u were walking out of class together because jake wasnt there that day

sunghoons bookbag was slung over one shoulder and u were stood next to him with both hands on ur straps

“hey.. do u wanna maybe go grab something to eat with me for dinner..? or something” he quickly asked

“what, like a date?” you joke

“uh.. yeah” he replied looking down at u

u stop in your tracks

WHA

No way

“wait what? seriously?” you look up at him with wide eyes

“yes u little munchkin” he pinches your cheeks exaggeratedly and pulls them to make your face sway everywhere

u swat them off so fast

“um.. okay” u answer and ur face heats up

you cant even look him in the eye

like u cant say u DIDNT see this coming but it was still a shock

“awe is y/n blushing” he teases

“go away stupid”

yeah he doesnt go away

ANYWAYS u are the cutest couple ever

everyone wants to be u two so bad!

couple goals literally

jake is so proud of himself honestly

whenever u get into a silly little argument his rebuttal is always

“remind me who got u the best boyfriend ever? thats right, me. dont try me y/n”

and ur like

“ooohhh jakey im so scareddd”

he cannot stand u

but Yeah sunghoon bestest bf ever

takes u on dates whenever u want to

makes u laugh very much

almost too much

and ur parents LOVE him

mhm sunghoon very awesome guy

#sorry this one was short and quick #cries #enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen x reader #enhypen scenarios #enhypen jake #enhypen sunghoon #sunghoon #enhypen blurbs #enhypen drabbles #enhypen headcanons #kpop #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #enhypen reactions

[savnofilter]

Stop baiting writers about writing nsfw content. You think you’re so clever by sending the same anon to multiple writers. New flash no one cares mate. It’s obviously you trying to start stuff AGAIN. Aren’t you tired?

does it fuckin look like i care about- YALL WANT ME TO CARE ABOUT YOU SO BAD WOWNWKE- im the happiest ive been! i wake up everyday with a smile on my face and ready to experience another 24 hours on earth. how about you guys? does your tumblr numbers soothe the loneliness you lack in IRL?

i seriously dont get it tho. you guys have everything yall said i craved, right? popularity, friends, followers, numbers and etc. youve won, right? so why do you keep harassing me. nah you know the truth, its because you all are a bunch of grimey nonces that have nothing better to do. its the fact i havent mentioned any of yall usernames and somehow yall still receiving anons? at least make it discreet that youre sending it to yourself.

has it occured to you guys that people dont actually like you? like, without my influence? oh, i understand now! youre so use to your cult parroting and agreeing with everything you say in your sad-ass echo chamber blogs to even fathom the thought of people not fucking liking you. its 8 in the morning and im not about to be gaslit about yall own insecurity issues. how am i finna 'bait' writers about nsfw... WHEN I WRITE NSFW? arent yall embarrassed that you stay coming on my page, hoping to create drama.

yall were pretty silent when your group was telling me to go blow my brains out when i hadnt talked to yall in months, proceeded to wish harm on my family and friends, messaged other writers i have talked to, and yet IM the one starting shit? really? its the projection for me.

its hard to digest, but unlike your sad group of friends, i dont sit on tumblr 24/7. i dont even have enough energy to write or be active and you think i have time to go message other people. you know what this reminds me of? its almost like the time yall said i was copying your writing, i asked for examples and none of yall had receipts. i literally have about what? four writers blocked, so why cant the rest of you show me going to your inbox and sending you messages instead of posting about me.

i know its hard. that yall are such boring people that your friends and followers will only listen when you talk about me. its okay, we all start from a low totem poll of self esteem. hopefully, one day you guys will learn to love yourselves (i know some of yall are climbing up the age latter, but its never too late! <3) and thats all i want for you guys.

so leave me alone. :) stop putting my name in your hot-stinky-ass mouths, dont think about typing my name, dont fathom going on to savnofilter url, and have a fantastic ass year.

#jesus christ #yall need mental help #at this point im actually flattered that you guys want me to talk about yall so bad LMAOO #ive said my piece lmao #im happy #im the happiest ive been #how about you? #must be hard being optimistic when the only thing that can give you a spark of life is fanfiction on one of the most hated sites #sad innit?

[choccymilk]

re: chris pratt ask

ok so not that it matters but I was actually curious when I got home so I looked it up to get a quick answer and basically chris pratt said this lol

“My faith is important to me but no church defines me or my life, and I am not a spokesman for any church or group of people. My values define who I am. We need less hate in this world, not more. I am a man who believes that everyone is entitled to love who they want free from the judgement of their fellow man,”

so like.. if u want to hate on him for going to a church that apparently has had ppl in it that made homophobic statements (I assume most have anyway).... go the fuck ahead but like... if you cant take his own claim about his beliefs at face value then like.. what is the point? you may as well just make up whatever guess u want to believe about him and just have ur own unbased perspective

seriously guys.... you need to stop getting all of ur info from some extremist tumblr person who makes up shit to be angry about.. ppl on here literally word things in the most extreme and ignorant way just to frame it around whatever opinion they want ppl to take away bc they know u guys are dumb as rocks and will just parrot whatever they say and take the cue on the next hot social issue like.... this took me literally 1 whole minute to google and get a nuanced take instead of “AHHHH CHRISTIAN BAD” 

its rly not that deep. u need to start being more tolerant of different ppl especially when they generally mean no harm and keep to themselves about it like..... its literally so annoying being updated every 10 seconds about who the next person to hate is bc they dont comply to the 1000000 uber specific standards tumblr has for semi-acceptable people like seriously no wonder ur all so depressed and fucked up you literally cant fathom like the majority of the population ur glued to ur tiny lil circle of ideas it must be so exhausting being you

[cloneslugs]

Wolf + Yayoi + Akiyama :)

this is seriously ill im sorry

Wolf

First Impression: well he seems neat <3

Impression Now: he's very soft and kind.. <3 and very cool very nice man i love you wolf

Favorite Moment: the whole rice thing b/t the divine child and him and kuro, this isnt a moment but i enjoy how he speaks to people he makes me (: 

Idea for a Story: I'd like to see him first meeting Kuro ^__^ that would be cute.. or how he grew up w Owl bc it seems so … … … well anyway he has a lot of cool background that would be fun to explore 

Unpopular Opinion: i think people draw him smiling too much in some interactions i dont want him to even remotely have a sense of humor or even emote well tbqh, not that i think hes unhappy or anything but like well … + also people are freaks w him but that's another story.. i dont think he would date grandpas

Favorite Relationship: kuro <3 it's cute how he actually engages in conversation w Kuro i like how he talks w him and how Kuro talks w him it's nice.. i think his relationship w Owl is interesting but not . good. Emma + Isshin + Sculptor & every other friend he meets i enjoy esp Kotaro ^^

Headcanon: *gives him transgenderism + autism + homosexuality*, selectively mute (:, he also just has a general issue w socializing & when he doesnt know what to say he defaults to repeating people or just ignoring people, he likes being called Wolf by like Kuro and whoever but Isshin deciding to call him Sekiro makes him feel a little something (:, he can "cook" + knows lots of misc skills like sewing and stuff, doesnt like loud noises, doesn't like being in water -_-, i think he has trouble differentiating b/t what he likes v what he dislikes bc hes used to just putting up w things and never really got to acquire preferences ever hes accustomed solely to survival, he's done kuro's hair for him before <3 but he does it very quick and messy but he tries 

Yayoi

First Impression: ig this is her k1 substory idk i just kind of like . wow this lady seems cool ig goodbye 

Impression Now: … hi <3 she holds a very very special place in my heart now i miss her everyday please babygirl come back to me i need you back ive written out how you can come back please 

Favorite Moment: her k1 substory always makes me sad um.. everything in k2 when shes taking charge.. i love watching her interact w kiryu they have a really interesting relationship.. i like when she got on ryuji for his bullshit and i really really like her introduction in k2 i love watching her handle shitty lieutenants <3 i love you.. oh also whenever she looks sad + worries over daigo thank you for being a mom ma'am <3

Idea for a Story: um i have a lot of stuff already written for her bc im a sicko .. um ig most interesting to me is how her relationship w dojima developed & also what she was up to when dojima died and daigo went to prison right after bc i think about that period (+k1 substory) a lot.. </3 seeing what she was doing in 3 when daigo was shot would be nice iwant her to be homophobic to mine i think <3 ik a rggo event covered it but id like to see more of her when she stepped up to he acting chairman & how that went ig more in depth.. or just her general role w the dojima family back when it was relevant and uh yeah <3 

Unpopular Opinion: um i personally would never call her a milf that feels so :x idek to me gross almost not even bc im a homo or anything i just never would it feels too disrespectful aieeeeeee 🙈 also i wish people didn't care for her just as daigos mom or her being more compotent than daigo or whatever idk people are weird about them in a stupid way and i </3 ik shes just a side character but whatever.. also i hate everyone who writes her like "yes i married dojima for power and i crave violence" fuck you im the only right person ever 

Favorite Relationship: um daigo.. i have lots of thoughts they are so nice together ilove them very much <3 kiryu and kashiwagi are very cute w her too they respect her very much its sweet <3 i think nishiki and kiryu helping out w daigo as dojima members when daigo is little has very sweet potential b/t lady dojima and them not saying they outright would be seeking for a maternal figure but um.. also well kashiwagi uhh well i want her to move past her [k2] baggage and um.. um.. 🙈 boyfriend 

Headcanon: she's so bisexual shes very very bisexual and she knows it and no part of it even concerns her shes just bi + also her first major crush was on a girl that went nowhere and it embarrasses her to death <3, her dad is who introduced her to wielding a sword it was a very unorthodox introduction and came about by kind of bittersweet means but she very much enjoys it (he didnt teach her anything more than the very very shoddy basics he really just helped introduce), she comes from a very non-traditional [japanese] family, really bad vanity issues i wont publicly elaborate on, um something about dealing w loneliness, she was like daigo and was top of her class in school, she comes off as prett7 different outside of professional settings + acts a lot colder and meaner than she actually is around work people bc that's the only way she thinks she'll be taken seriously, she was a very excited first time mommy <3 she still loves daigo more than anything, she used to sporadically grow her hair out and chop it all off and grow her hair out and chop it all off growing up mostly as a teen -_-, she doesnt socialize well but shes good at parroting and imitating proper social etiquette,  she has an "older sister", she loved kiryu and then she hated him more than anything and now she likes him again, perfectionist but a lot of things come naturally to her, not very expressive but her eyes give away a lot, she used to really like kazama very fondly until she didnt, shes not much of a hand-to-hand combat fighter but she can handle self defense, cooking does not come naturally to her ):, shes kept every gift + prize daigo has gotten for her, shes not much for gifts (from people not daigo) but she likes flowers 

Akiyama

First Impression: he's funny (: 

Impression Now: he's still just funny <3 but also bisexual i love him he's very endearing and easy to like 

Favorite Moment: hanging out w haruka in rgg5 or any time he is having fun w hana <3 his one substory in rgg5 where you get more of his background is nice or when he first gets together with shinada + tanimura is funny.. anything that's not rgg6 um

Idea for a Story: i want him to hang out w haruka more <3 or just some of his day to day life.. what he splurges on when he does ummm.. background on when he and hana first met + his ex fiance, hin hanging out w the rest of the group .. anything fun i think ^_^

Unpopular Opinion: he has annoying/questionable moments but so does everyone in the series um.. akiyama/hana is superior when he crushes on her hard vs her to him idk if that's even unpopular ummm idk idek any freak stuff w him nobody talks about akiyama much 

Favorite Relationship: hana (: trans bisexuality <3 him + kiryu & haruka are sweet together, him and tanimura are fun.. i think hes a nice central point for both 4+5 protags i just enjoy him <3 hes good w people 

Headcanon: hes the least athletic i think that's canon though, tried to keep a fish tank in the office but hana ended up taking over + then getting rid of it but by then he wanted an office cat or bird or something "more interesting" so that hed feel like taking care if it but by that point she put her foot down on animals, tries out lots of misc hobbies that he eventually drops (golf, tennis(very embarrassing), gardening, etc (mostly sports bc he feels like a lazy piece of shit sometimes + gets splurges of Yeah Fitness!!!)), all kinds of math teams and etc growing up he actually really likes math, has a lot of gifts he chickened out on giving hana just kind of buried in the office, bad at video games, can't cook, he buys lots of cheap things bc he doesnt really see the point of splurging on fancy unnecessary stuff, magazine hoarder bc he just picks up whatever for a mindless read when at the store and forgets if he's gotten it before 

#asks #o7 thank you i love you so much #rgg txt #i literally forgot every one of my thoughys when i tried to wriye tbis i was like i dont know these people suddenly #probably missing info bc i wrote this sporadically throughout the day um <3 i love you

[soobinies]

HELP!! how does someone pick a bias in TXT??? they’ve all been my ‘bias’ at some point but after this comeback i had been fully convinced that yeonjun was my bias, but soobin and taehyun have been biaswrecking me so bad that i’m not even sure anymore

ooffff looks like you need help deciding....i can helpp

[WARNING LONG POST AHEAD]

look at soobin for example hes cute and my bias

cute huh? 

have i ever mentioned how tall he is??

im exactly the same height as kim shin young ;; 

SO TALL THEY DONT NEED A LADDER

(i tried uploading it as a gif but everytime i tired it said “uplaoding error” so i gave up asddfgghh) 

hes got HHUUUGGGGEE HANDS

BIGGER THAN TAEHYUNG’S!!

loves bread! DESERVES ALL THE BREAD IN THE WORLD!

LOVES BEBE REXHA! SO CUTE HOW HE FANBOYED!!!! 

JUST AN AMAZING LEADER AND MY FAVORITE  MEMBER

next is yeonjun...yeonjun is kinda dorky lmfaooo (i love youuuuu) yeaah he’s the oldest but i forget that sometimes...his little laugh so cute and his little “whooo” are so aodrableee!! not to mention his corny dad jokes fjlhsddjgfdj!!

fake maknae alert!!

loves soobin too much bc he’s awalys trying to kiss him!!! he’s very touchy and i feel like he will give out great hugs

locked soobin out

HIS VOICE GETS 10000 TIMES DEEPER WHEN SPEAKING ENGLISH!!

BEOMGYU!

when i think of him i automatically think of the chestnut emjoi fjldkgf!!

i love him so cute and adorable

beomgyu is everyone’s bias even if you say he’s not ,hes like a hyper little kid 

hahahhhahahahahahah literally was dying when soobin was trying to get yeonjun to smile 

got scared by a toy parrot 

https://ssoobins.tumblr.com/post/183689541614/beomgyu-got-scared-by-a-toy-parrot-please 

i think he has said how he has a parrot too,, overall very handsome and he is so good a drawinggg

taehyun is next..taehyun is wow! let me just say that he has been wrecking me lately that i lowkey want to temporary  want to change my url to something taehyun related 

he is just so pure and so nice,,,i love him

his eyes are so big..the way he smile is so ajdfshdfhvfggghjk!! i cant help but smileee

his one side dimple!

fREAKIN CUTEEEE!!! HONESTLY HIS SMILE IS SOOOO CUTE!!

ITS SO BIG AND SO CUTE! AND MY ULTIMATE FAVORITE GIF IS WHEN HE MET JUNGKOOK..HE REACTION WAS SO KDSSKDFJF!! HE GOT SO RED AND I AL MOST LOST IT

 SOOOO CUTE JDEFJKEFJ!! HIS CRINKLE EYES! IM DEAD! HIS DIMPL AND TEETH ! ADORABLELE!

HUENINGKAI,,,WOW HUENINGKAI...what happened to him in the last 8 months

huenigkai has been wrecking me this era! like boy can you stop!

FOREHEAD FOREHEAD FOREHEAD!

screams like a dolphin

 can prob scream in a higher pitch than me

loves soobin’s belly , he loves rubbing it lmfaooo

seriously hueingkai...what happened in the last 8 months

cute! cute cute!!

just full of cuteness

BABBIEE (LITERALLY) 

OVERALL I LOVE ALL THE TXT  MEMBERS SO CUTE AND ADORABE

[tumblunni]

Man, god, im just suddenly thinking about "ak/ur/oku" and like.. How the fuck did that even become such a huge thing in early 2000s fandom? Dear god so much early gay shipping in fandom was super unhealthy "sinful" bullshit made by straight people for fetishy purposes rather than genuine representation. But a/kurok/u was such a weird one because it was like.. Just globally accepted and never aknowledged to be problematic?? Man i still remember how lil 13 year old me didnt know there was anything wrong with it, like seriously when stuff like this becomes popularized it ends up sending bad messages to actual queer youth. Learning about your sexuality via the internet cos there's no sex ed irl for you, abd you end up stumbling into toxic fandoms before you have the critical thinking skills necessary to know that this stuff is bad and shouldnt be imitated. Like seriously one of the things i worry about EVERY NIGHT AT 2AM THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING is that stupid lil 15 year old me made a post on deviantart going like "are pedophiles really all bad? I mean it sounds like an illness. I mean maybe theyre just scared and they want help." Like im terrified constantly that someone will find that old thing and judge me as if i still believe that apologist crap, or as if it was actually an opinion i formed from a fully developed mind, rather than from a kid who (as far as i knew) had never met a pedophile, thinking about pedophiles in the abstract, while being influenced by fuckin pedophile-dominated fandoms and having NO IDEA. and of cooooourse i wanted to believe that i was mature for my age, i thought that was a compliment.. Uuuuugh...

Sorry, going a little offtopic there.

But anyway isnt it kinda weird how akur/oku was just.. Not even regarded as pedophilia? And when i was a kid it wasnt just me not understanding the gross parts of the fandom, i legit never thought axel was that much older than roxas. And it was one of the more popular gay ships cos at that point as far as we knew it was the only person axel had any sort of backstory with, and he cared so much about this guy that he was willing to sacrifice his life to help sora even when he knew roxas would never come back. At the time without further context it seemed like a reasonable assumption to make? And it wasnt until Days that i realized axel was intended to be an adult rather than a teenager, and even worse A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO MADE THAT SHIPPING ART KNEW THAT. Uuugh it was so gross in retrospect to go back and see all the clues i missed that these people were fetishizing roxas's inexperience and veey much writing him as underage. AAAAAAA!

Anyway im glad that shit is now recognized as shit and now we have canon evidence of this dude being old as balls. And honestly i love the relationship of him as a big brother/dad to roxas and xion a lot more, even though as a kid i was desperate for any kind of queer representation in kh. Like.. I never really actually liked the ship that much or felt any chemistry? I just latched onto a few bad writing flubs that could potentially be interpreted as Gay Evidence because i was SO damn desperate! Like i felt like i had to support all these gross abusive ships in fandom cos if i wasnt then i was being 'homophobic', i mean they were THE ONLY AVAILABLE OPTIONS, right? :( Its only now ive grown up i can see how wrong that was, and how people just used it as an excuse to make gross shit and get away with it. Like how in Black Butler all these 'yaoi fangirls' kept erasing the rarest of rare things, a canon trans woman, because 'its sexier if its gay'. Ughhhh. And seriously that discourse still exists for poor Grell, and there's still a lot of these shitty bigoted people pretending to be allies, but like seriously this was EVERYWHERE in 2005! And lgbt rights and even lgbt communities at all were way smaller and less available to the poor teenagers who really needed that positive influence while they were figuring out who they are. So man the abusive side of yaoi fandom was WAY more powerful, and wya more.mainstream, with barely any criticism. And the whole content of this fandom was creepy fuckin adults making pedo porn, and kids who just discovered they were queer and tried to headcanon their favourote characters as being like them. Fucking predator heaven! So yeh that ruined KH for me and definately made me scared of returning to Black Butler for almost a decade. And then i found out that the manga itself has none of that pedo shit and that one of the fandom's biggest abusive gay man archetypes was actually a trans woman this entire time, and just gahhhhh....

Also like seriously this is a tad offtopic but can we kill the anime trope of either everyone looking young or everyone looking old? Or creepy things where just one character looks the wrong age in order to fetishize pedophilia? I dont think kingdom hearts was one of those intentional ones, like i mean there's super bad shit where its like 'this 5 year old looking person is really 9000 years old/actually 18 and just hasnt had their growth spurt yet' (somehow its even more insulting when theres not even a magical excuse) Or the other way around and we have a character thats canonically underage but drawn looking sexually mature with big ol knockers so its somehow okay. The existence of those horrible things is why i end up feeling uncomfortable even seeing ambiguous ages as just a trope in completely innocent anime, yknow? Like in pokemon and digimon all the 10 year old protagonists are exactly the same height as all the adults, and all the female love interests for ash have to be early bloomers in terms of chest and hips, while notably Iris is the only one who actually looks her age and also the first non love interest. Its another reason why i prefer the new art style for the latest season, they make everyone look like kids and Lillie continues to look like a kid even though she's the main girl and has all the cute scenes with Ash. The girls even got very normal looking kiddy swimsuits in the beach episode! Why is that so uncommon, to find the bare minimum thing of underage kids not being sexualized at the beach??

Soooooo yeah, thats at least part of why kid me thought axel and roxas were within a similar age range. Like i thought roxas was maybe 16 and axel was 18?? Somehow?? I dont even know, kingdom hearts isnt even SUPER bad with the 'kids look like older teens,all adults look like age 20 at the most' anime syndrome. Its probably more because id been raised on games and anime that followed that trope, before i played kh. And as a kid you just dont really know the exact differences between 'old', like i mean i knew teenagers were tall and boys get a growth spurt, so somehow it made sense to me that axel could be the same age as roxas?? And man even if i knew he wasnt, i was barely educated at all about pedophilia and i didnt know the nuances of it. I just knew 'its bad for adults to marry kids' like man i was really behind the curve in general learning due to my undiagnosed autism and abusive parenting so like HERE'S 12 YEAR OLD ME NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE SEX ASPECT. And i didnt know that adults in relationships with teenagers was bad too, or like 16/17 year old teens dating kids... I was so fuckin dumb... I really cant believe that not only did i believe stupid adults saying 'pedophilia isnt bad if you're non offending, its okay to make cartoon child porn as long as you dont physically abuse real kids' but also i somehow just DID NOT EVER REALIZE that axel was an adult and roxas wasnt even a goddamn older teen...

So yeh im making a lot of excuses for why my stupid younger self was blindly parroting bullshit, but im not trying to excuse how goddamn wrong and bad it was. I still wake up ashamed in the middle of the night for crapoy decisions i made as a dumb kid, and in terrified that some shreds of it might still exist out there on the internet and maybe someone else could read it?! Gahhhh! Seriously could i have accidentally helped spread that bullshit brainwashing to other kids? And seriously when people say this shit is harmless they just need to look at this, look at how being into problematic yaoi is such a common 'phase' for ACTUAL CHILDREN. Like its not fuckin NATURAL for kids to fall into this stuff, they do it because they dont know any better but the people making the goddamn founding blocks of the fandom are fuckin grown women fetishizing gay men or grown men fetishing lesbians. There's people who do know better who actually conciously decide that a/kurok/u is a good ship while knowing all the goddamn details of what it actually is and exactly what theyre supporting by shipping it. Ughhhhh!

So yeh fuckin Please Stay Safe In Fandom, Kids

And pedophiles have absolutely none of my sympathy, please ignore that goddamn shit i wrote as a little kid being fuckin groomed by a fandom without even knowing it.

This also applies a lot to the rest of LGBT+ aside from just gay shipping, like seriously it took me til age 18 to find any positive representation of trans people or even a proper explanation of what being trans is, yet before i was even 8 years old i'd seen a million 'lol gross man in a dress who gets sexual gratification from wearing women's underwear' jokes in kids shows. And when i was 12 i'd already been exposed to the fuckin hell of m/pre/g thanks to its prevelance of untagged n/sf/w shit in the kh fandom. And by age 15 i'd been exposed to pedophile apologists arguing whether child porn was okay if they only got off to that and didnt personally abuse that kid with their own hands. All of that shit but actually learning about homosexuality and gender in sex ed would have been 'too much' for someone my age...

God what a fuckin mess. Fuck im really really fuckin worried that any of my ignorant comments at those ages could have been read by other ignorant kids and contributed to that disgusting fandom atmosphere. Fuck i think about this so damn often im so damn ashamed of how ignorant i used to be yet i know the adult fuckfaces making pedo shit never reel one lick of shame any damn day of their life. I used to excuse their shit as an actual kid cos i just ASSUMED they would be ashamed and want to seek help! Gahhhh..

[kingofkobolds]

Ok so i’ve just woken up, but i gotta write down this dream before i forget it, it was...it was special.

So here’s the dream, Me, rich evens from red letter media, two other faces chumps who didn’t do anything the whole dream, and donald trump, yes, fuking trump, walk into a gay bar, sounds like the start of a bad joke.

In the dream my idea was that we would take trump to a gay bar to help him see that the people there were just nice normal dudes and ladies, and it’d help change his mind about LGBT and he’d be a nicer person overall, it was gonna be like a mind opening experience.

So we go in and it was a nice place, pretty fancy, rich evens goes and starts driking like right away, and we all sit down near to this lesbian couple, and rich evens is just staring at them with this massive creeper face, and trump is sitting next to them with this dumb wide smile, like a kid who pooped his pants and he’s proud of it.

Trump then starts talking to one of the women, and i’m thinking “Ok so far so good, he’s talking to people, he’s smiling...” and then just as i think this he asks the girl for a kiss.

Obviously she says no, so...in an attempt to impress her? or to impress everyone maybe? he starts taking out pictures of the electoral map of his 2016 presidential win, he’s handing them out to everyone we’re sitting near and to us as well, rich evens just rips his in half and leaves. Everyone in the bar starts to laugh a little, and then they start clapping, not like, “Yay we love you” kind of clapping, but more “Aww yes little billy this shitty drawing is great, i’ll put it on the fridge” kind of clapping.

Then the DJ from across the room starts to ask some questions, he asks something about his plans for LGBT rights and trump sours up his face and says “That’s confidential, i don’t see how its relevant”, and the DJ replies “Well...this is an LGBT bar, it’s kind of relevant?” then trumps eyes go wide and he’s like “What? like queers?”.

So i leen over and say “You didn’t know this was a gay bar, didn’t you read the sign?”, trump looks back to me, shurgs his shoulders and goes “I thought it meant gay as in happy!”, then he gets out of his seat and starts to leave while saying “This is disgusting, i’m outta here”. So people boo him as he walks out and i’m sitting there with my face in my hand.

“I thought i could change his mind.” i say, so then i get out of my chair and decide to go follow him and give him a talk. I walk outside and pass the line of people waiting to get in, and trump is standing around with this really sour look on his face, he looked like he had just eaten a whole lemon.

So i go over to him and start to talk to him, i have the kneel down because he was now being portrayed as half my height, he was the size of a child now. Before i can say much some guy in the line goes “Hey i think i recognize that guy”, and i turn and say “Yes this is the president of america, donald trump”, and the other guy turns away again with a disappointed look like “Oh.”

First thing i say to him is “Donald, your the president, you have as much responsability to take care of the people in their as you do with the rest of america.” and trumps got like tears in his eyes as he says “but nobody likes me.” And i put my hand on his shoulder and try to like, comfort him?

“Well then make them like you, by listening to them, understanding them, helping them, and owning up to your mistakes, you just gotta do good things, and people will like you more, understand?” i said, and he rubbed his eye with his stubby little arms, and nodded. “Good, now dont you think you owe the people in the bar an apology?”, and he nodded again.

AND THEN HE TURNED INTO A PARROT AND ASKED FOR A KISS....

seriously thats how it ends, he just turns into a parrot with a blonde wig and squawks and asks for a kiss as he peaks my finger, so...i guess he didn’t learn anything? Maybe the moral of the story is become a parrot to avoid all your problems? Or maybe the dream is trying to say something about myself, trying to find the best possible outcome? trying to see the good in people? Taking rich evens to a gay bar? I might never know the true meaning...

But yeah, it was strange, a dream about trying to get trump to be more LGBT friendly? Can’t say i’ve had a dream like it before, not one with such a politically motivated message.

So tune in next week where maybe i’ll have a dream about trying to teach theresa may how not to fuck over your entire country in one fell swoop.

#dream #weird dreams #us politics #Trump #my dreams have been getting more story lines lately #i think im dying

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Song of the Sea

AKA, the most charming tale of child endangerment, mythology, and animals without necks ever to grace stream night.

Welcome to the 'highglossfinish' room. Shockbox changed their nickname to TA. TA: Good evening. Thenightetc: Hello! Knock Out: Hello, everyone! Thebes: Hi! Thenightetc: ...What is this Knock Out: Art. TA: ..... TA: You're not wrong. Knock Out: How's everyone doing this evening? Thenightetc: Pretty good.  I crossed something annoying off my to-do list Knock Out: Excellent. TA: Geez. This is cute. Thenightetc: Oooo, so this is about selkies! Knock Out: Isn't it? Thebes: I remember hearing about this!~ TA: Such a soft art style. Thenightetc: So pretty. Thenightetc: oh no Knock Out: I like these creatures. They're fat. Knock Out: Oh, eat exhaust! Knock Out: So much for being the best big brother ever. Thenightetc: wow CaffienatedConfetti: yes CaffienatedConfetti: this is good Thenightetc: ...wooooow CaffienatedConfetti: NO CaffienatedConfetti: BAD Knock Out: You know, maybe she's better off with the seals. Thenightetc: Maybe. CaffienatedConfetti: well duh CaffienatedConfetti: i love this movie Knock Out: Dear Unicron! CaffienatedConfetti: yes it is CaffienatedConfetti: Sad Dad (tm) Thenightetc: that shadow CaffienatedConfetti: because following the little glowing lights is alwaqys a good idea Knock Out: She can only do better than where she is. CaffienatedConfetti: yeah the brother is kind of evil, but children are just that way CaffienatedConfetti: OH! SELKIE COAT Thenightetc: Ohhhhh my Knock Out: This is painfully pure. CaffienatedConfetti: yes, v pure Knock Out: Oh, the fat seals! Thebes: seeeeals CaffienatedConfetti: and now she seal CaffienatedConfetti: see? CaffienatedConfetti: ickle seal Knock Out: Nothing has any right to be this adorable. CaffienatedConfetti: it gets sad quick CaffienatedConfetti: and the owls come Knock Out: Of course they do. CaffienatedConfetti: and that witchy lady takes the coat, if i rmember correctly Knock Out: She smelled joy. It's what owls do. CaffienatedConfetti: oh, it was the dad? CaffienatedConfetti: huh CaffienatedConfetti: OH MY GOD CaffienatedConfetti: DUDE Thenightetc: ohhhhh dear CaffienatedConfetti: WHY DID YOU DO THAT Knock Out: Alright, we're solving this right ow. Knock Out: *now CaffienatedConfetti: lol Knock Out: Well, that accomplished nothing. Thenightetc: oh nooooo Knock Out: I see what you mean about this getting grim. CaffienatedConfetti: just wait CaffienatedConfetti: it CaffienatedConfetti: gets CaffienatedConfetti: worseeeeeeeee Knock Out: There we are. End of problem. Thenightetc: noooooo, the puppy Knock Out: Every animal in this movie lacks a neck. How is that so charming? CaffienatedConfetti: everything without a nexk is charming. why do you thik babies have survived this long Knock Out: Because your species keeps making them? Thenightetc: Because you go to jail if you throw them down a well Knock Out: Hmm, good point. CaffienatedConfetti: it's because they dont have necks you dumbo CaffienatedConfetti: it's virtually impossible to strangle them CaffienatedConfetti: ...did i type that out loud CaffienatedConfetti: mark my words, that parrot will be eaten CaffienatedConfetti: i think Knock Out: Ah, ah. Spoilers. CaffienatedConfetti: oh god, small child logic is coming into play Thebes: well it has to do with fairy tales, why not child logic CaffienatedConfetti: wrong coat, friends Knock Out: Ugh...owls. Thenightetc: shut up you're like ten CaffienatedConfetti: Big Bro the Exhaust Hole CaffienatedConfetti: ASSHATTERY BACKFIRED, I REPEAT, BACKFIRED Knock Out: HAH! CaffienatedConfetti: hey, KO, have you seen Secret of Kells? Knock Out: I haven't. Is it any good? CaffienatedConfetti: It's by the same people as this CaffienatedConfetti: and it is amazing CaffienatedConfetti: but very scary Knock Out: Owls ruin everything. CaffienatedConfetti: OWLS CaffienatedConfetti: QUICK, GRAB THE CRUCIFIX CaffienatedConfetti: WAIT, NEVERMIND! CUTE OLD MEN TO THE RESCUE CaffienatedConfetti: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Thenightetc: oh noooo CaffienatedConfetti: ONE OF THEM IS LITERALLY A RAINBOW CaffienatedConfetti: anyway, secret of kells is amazing and beautiful! most of it is about this kid who wants to draw those beautiful book pages with the colorful patterns CaffienatedConfetti: and a forest girl CaffienatedConfetti: and a cat CaffienatedConfetti: and vikings CaffienatedConfetti: the evil older bro has a point CaffienatedConfetti: oh god CaffienatedConfetti: foreboding forest Knock Out: Well, this can only end with a couple of dead children. CaffienatedConfetti: more specifically, one dead child and a very annoyed little girl Knock Out: Even better. Thenightetc: IS IT THE DOG Thenightetc: omg CaffienatedConfetti: who is far more capable than her older brother CaffienatedConfetti: DOG CaffienatedConfetti: DOG Thenightetc: ...It looks like an owl CaffienatedConfetti: good job leaving your sister in the dust, afthole Knock Out: I'd be amazed if that wasn't intentional. Knock Out: The owl, not aft child. CaffienatedConfetti: if the girl dies i will be pissed Thenightetc: ...Does she still have the shell, though? CaffienatedConfetti: aww, he has some humanity CaffienatedConfetti: i think afthole took it CaffienatedConfetti: see, there it is Thenightetc: Ahhh. CaffienatedConfetti: CU IS BETTER AT OUR JOB THAN YOU, CHILD CaffienatedConfetti: HE IS A DOG CaffienatedConfetti: *YOUR CaffienatedConfetti: OWLS CaffienatedConfetti: EVIL OWLS Thenightetc: nothing bad had better happen to that dog CaffienatedConfetti: SCARY OLD MAN CREATURE CaffienatedConfetti: basically, magic human ratchet CaffienatedConfetti: except dorkier CaffienatedConfetti: except dorkier CaffienatedConfetti: lol double my bad Knock Out: And not existing between spark attacks. CaffienatedConfetti: dude CaffienatedConfetti: not cool Knock Out: But not wrong. Thenightetc: ...dude CaffienatedConfetti: seriously CaffienatedConfetti: anyway, Crazy Old Man Helps Knock Out: Thank you, Crazy Old Man and your hole full of hair. CaffienatedConfetti: that sounded dirty CaffienatedConfetti: oh my god Thenightetc: :< CaffienatedConfetti: my joke was smothered to death by sadness CaffienatedConfetti: OH CaffienatedConfetti: OWL LADY HOUSE CaffienatedConfetti: KNOCKOUT THE OWLS CaffienatedConfetti: SO MANY\ Knock Out: DON'T GO IN. Knock Out: THERE MIGHT BE OWLS. CaffienatedConfetti: hey hunger CaffienatedConfetti: they hunger CaffienatedConfetti: 3d galsses make you stronger apparently CaffienatedConfetti: OWL WITCH CaffienatedConfetti: OH MY CaffienatedConfetti: DON'T TRUST HER CaffienatedConfetti: SHE HAS OWL EYES CaffienatedConfetti: OWLS SUCK THE FEELING OUT OF YE CaffienatedConfetti: OH GOD CaffienatedConfetti: OH GOOOOODS CaffienatedConfetti: SWEET PRIMJS CaffienatedConfetti: BANISH THE OWL DEMO0N CaffienatedConfetti: SILENCED BY DOG BUTT Thenightetc: ...might have been better to get her coat first Knock Out: Probably, yes. CaffienatedConfetti: nice owl lady? CaffienatedConfetti: nice owl lady! CaffienatedConfetti: REDEMPTION Knock Out: Well, logically, he IS half selkie too. Thenightetc: Yeah. Thenightetc: good dog Thenightetc: best friend CaffienatedConfetti: this is what animation at its best looks like Knock Out: No arguments here. CaffienatedConfetti: i'm crying CaffienatedConfetti: literally CaffienatedConfetti: this is what i want to do when i get older CaffienatedConfetti: i want to tell stories like this Thenightetc: auuugh CaffienatedConfetti: akhjhkjbn CaffienatedConfetti: i want to hug my mom Thebes: that was so good CaffienatedConfetti: i mean, look at those painted backgrounds CaffienatedConfetti: the days upon months upon years it must have taken Knock Out: ...I mean, I would have taken immortality as a seal over life with a family who only started loving me twelve hours ago, but to each their own. CaffienatedConfetti: dude don't ruin this for me Thenightetc: Shhhhh. Thenightetc: That was amazing CaffienatedConfetti: the lighthouse reminds me of ponyo CaffienatedConfetti: i love this movie CaffienatedConfetti: speaking of ponyo- WATCH GHIBLI, KNOCKOUT Knock Out: I've seen that one! Impact likes it! CaffienatedConfetti: yes but has she seen CaffienatedConfetti: TOTORO Knock Out: Many, many times. CaffienatedConfetti: giant fluffy monster Thenightetc: ...*I* haven't seen that one. CaffienatedConfetti: i grew up on ghibli Thenightetc: *extremely sad look* Knock Out: ...Well, I know what we're watching next stream night. CaffienatedConfetti: ...OH! howl's moving castle! CaffienatedConfetti: castle in tyhe sky!!! CaffienatedConfetti: SECRET WORLD OF ARIETTY! CaffienatedConfetti: NOSTALGIA!!!! Thenightetc: (next stream night I'll probably have to miss because I'll probably have work, but) CaffienatedConfetti: PRINCESS MONONOKEEEE CaffienatedConfetti: cough sorry got carried away CaffienatedConfetti: you leaving, night? Thenightetc: (...Wait, actually, looks like I'm off at six on the ninth!) Knock Out: Beautiful! CaffienatedConfetti: yes CaffienatedConfetti: right stream oveer CaffienatedConfetti: augh CaffienatedConfetti: emotions Knock Out: Thank you all for coming! Thenightetc: Thank you for streaming this! CaffienatedConfetti: BYEEE Thenightetc: It was incredible :) Knock Out: My pleasure! I wasn't expecting to enjoy this one so much! CaffienatedConfetti: *LEANS IN* *WHISPERS* GHIBLIIIIIIII CaffienatedConfetti: SECRET OF KELLLLLS

#Stream chats #long post

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This Conservative Christian Is Not Scared Of Refugees, Even If Some Turn Out To Be Terrorists

Perhaps the only thing more annoying than political rhetoric is peoples reactions to it.

Nobody wants to be seen as friendly to the other side, so any reaction to anything political must be a statement about your loyalty.

Take this refugee mess brought on by President Donald Trumps executive order that bans people from (some) terror-affiliated countries from entering the United States. Reaction from center-left folks has been that its a bad, unAmerican idea.

From the center-right, weve heard well, not much.

Ill speak up: I think the ban, however you want to spin it, is a bad idea. Its also sad. And frustrating. And, yes, unAmerican. As a conservative, and as a Christian, I feel a little lonely saying that. Why?

Enter that annoying, wrong-headed party loyalty.

Not only are Republican politicians who fairly recently called such a ban unconstitutional now silent and/or approving, but a surprising number of former #NeverTrump-ers are reverting back to their old political habits.

Republican under attack! Must defend! Something, something, talking points! U-S-A!

Somewhere along the line, the thinking on both sides of the aisle became, If the other side is against it, it must be a good idea.

This is ludicrous.

Its especially bothersome among conservative Christians (my people), many of whom parrot Republican talking points out of habit because they see Jesus wrapped in an American flag rather than sitting at the right hand of God.

Nope, cant agree with a godless liberal. That would make me a godless liberal, wouldnt it?

Somewhere along the line, the thinking on both sides of the aisle became, ‘If the other side is against it, it must be a good idea.’ This is ludicrous.

Even when Republicans/conservatives have actual reservations about something, like the refugee/Muslim ban (and lets be real; its a Muslim ban), the urge to line up with the party is just too strong for most to speak up about those reservations. After all, cant risk not being allowed to hang with the cool kids. Gotta keep that seat at the table, amirite?

My conviction tells me the ban is a short-sighted approach to national security. I keep picturing those images of dead or wounded refugee children, and I hurt for them. I dont understand how anyone, especially a Christian, can see those images and think, Sorry, not my problem. Thats just the price of keeping America safe.

Even if thats not been an actual thought, its the logical conclusion of the position: that youre cool with innocent, scared kids dying in terrorist attacks so you can make the extremely small chance of you dying in a terrorist attack get slightly smaller. I just dont get it. Yes, I understand that the governments primary job is to keep the country safe. I just disagree that this ban will keep us safe. I dont understand it from a biblical perspective, and I dont understand it from a logical one.

Seriously, if one of those refugee kids came to you, crying, injured and scared, would you really look at them and their equally scared parents and say, Sorry. Helping you is just too risky?

I dont think 99 percent of people would do that. But, again, never underestimate that good ol party loyalty. (And, yes, I know that the government isnt required to help anyone who doesnt live here. But that doesnt mean we cant.)

I dont understand it from a biblical perspective, and I dont understand it from a logical one.

Im not scared of anyone, regardless of religion, race,nationality or any other such identity. No Christian should be. The love of Christ destroys those silly fears. I dont understand why people choose to bow to their fears rather than their faith.

Despite what the rhetoric might tell you, its true that youre way, way, way more likely to be killed by a falling dresser than by a refugee. If its criminals who scare you,there are already plenty of American-born bad guys doing bad stuff that threatens your safety.

Look, I get that some of the refugees could be terrorists. Ill even grant you that a relative few probably are. ISIS is sneaky and resourceful. I get it. I really do. I still dont care. Im not afraid. I refuse to be ruled by fear. And, no, this ban isnt rooted in caution. Its just plain fear at best and bigotry at worst.

To compare it to another crazy topic, it reminds me a little of the gun control debate.Im not an anti-gun guy. Im not a pro-gun guy, either. Im actually quite indifferent toward guns. But I do know we have a LOT of guns in America. And a LOT of people who probably shouldnt have guns do have guns. Theres much greater reason to be concerned about gun violence than terrorism, just because of the law of probability. But, strangely, conservatives just arent afraid of guns. This is despite guns being used in a lot of violent individual crimes, in mass shootings, in suicides and in accidental deaths.

Gun deaths happen by the dozens every day in the United States. Terror attacks dont. But, yes, as a conservative, Im supposed to love guns and fear terrorists. Im supposed to listpotential terrorists coming into the country as one of my greatest fears.

Well, sorry.

I dont know how else to say it: Im not scared. I wish people especially Christians would stop trying to convince me that I should be.

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