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bluenotemagpie · 8 months
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i thought that making the cats powerpoint (tm) would free me from my anguish to focus on, idk, usual stuff again. instead it has apparently freed a part of my brain that needs Something to Be Unhinged About and which has therefore flung itself back into tamora pierce's novels. for the first time in years it has occurred to me that i could, theoretically, write emelan fanfiction if i wanted to. like. i could just do that. i might start making a powerpoint about why keladry of mindelan is best character of all time. it is sunny out and i am going to take my kindle to the park and reread terrier.
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mimsylovesloki · 3 years
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Episode 6-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)
I’m so nervous and excited. Disclaimer: I have spoiled a few minor things for myself for this episode because I’m a self sabotaging dummy who does this whenever I get anxious about a form of media I am watching.
I’m so friggin nervous ahhhhhhhhh
Please tom Hiddleston, don’t do me dirty
Screw you renslayer
Istg if anyone betrays anyone I’m going to riot
Man I miss Classic!Loki already
Isn’t this the music that played when Steve?
OH MY GOSH IM GOING TO CRY WITH ALL OF THE AUDIO REFERENCES
Lol the peter quill lines are perfect because I legit just watched GotG
Nelson Mandela?
Vision???
Lmao Sylvie saying “open your eyes!” Gave me legend of Zelda breath of the wild flashbacks
My heart is rattling against my rib cage with excitement and anxiety
Spoopy castle
Aha another scene or at least location from the trailers!
Oof they’re both anxious too
Pretty gold veins
You were pruned before he even existed? What? No you weren’t? You were kidnapped but not pruned. You were only just pruned lmao.
If kang isn’t the baddy I’m gonna look like such an idiot
AGHH!
Good God that stopped my heart.
He who remains?
KANG?
I don’t trust you Miss Minutes
Man I wanna kill Thanos
Miss minutes I don’t trust you, TEMPTRESS!
If he could make it work, then why couldn’t he allow the timeline to break free normally then huh?
“We write our own destiny now.” Bite me Miss Minutes
Ren Slayer I hope you get chucked into space
How self aware is miss minutes exactly?
I’m actually surprised that Renslayer doesn’t know who it is
Miss minutes is so creepy what the freak
The music is so damn good
“Are we sure he’s even still alive?” Judging by the opening of the door, I’m assuming that yes.
Uhhh hi?
Is this kang?
Or Ryuk lmao
I’m hoping he’s more serious than this jokey seemingly unserious dude. I need some angst.
Is this Kang?
Cmon
So much for easy to kill I guess
Where’s doctor strange when you need him?
I bet classic!loki could kill him easily…
I miss alligator Loki and kid Loki…
Doctor strange sanctum vibes
Hey heart, can you stop beating in my chest? You’re gonna kill me
HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS MOBIUS
Kill her please. I won’t be sad. Do it.
You’re not sorry. Shut up.
HAHAHAHA YEA BOIIIIIII
Ohio? Oh gosh is this a school?
RENSLAYER???
Hahaha she’s just a principal
HAHAHA BREAK THEIR MINDS
Don’t you dare insult my Loki. Love you Sylvie, but she’s nothing compared to Loki in my mind and never will be.
This music is gonna give me a heart attack
Help
Oh so this has happened before?
Wannabe God…
My BPM has got to be like 100
Paved the road? Soooo are you a Loki or???
Who are you? Please be kang or else I’m gonna friggin have to eat a rock like I promised.
This dude is literally a Fan Fiction writer oml
Sylvie? Please trust Loki. Don’t betray him.
Yea yea Renslayer I know that it’s crazy your whole life is a lie but you’re an idiot.
You’re a variant too you dumb dumb.
Yea you betrayed him. You betrayed the timeline.
Where the hell are you going?
PRUNE HER
DO IT
OH COME ON
PRUNE HER FOR CRIPES SAKE
Ughhhhhhh cmon Mobius…
In search of free will? What? Then WHY NOT TAKE MOBIUS WITH YOU
Dang that was disappointing Mobius got knocked down that easily…
Oh my gosh Tom Hiddleston’s voice is rumbling in my headphones good God
Kang?
Kang?
KANG THE CONQUEROR?
PLEASE
GIVE ME AFFIRMATION
Oof even he has variants
Dude loves Apples more than Ryuk
But he also sat on the chair like L
Is he like a celestial? Related to one?
Hush you wannabe Saint
Alioth?
Okay but HOW did you harness its power. What’s your technology then? You can’t just say that and not explain how.
Is he drunk?
Okay L
He’s like L, Light Yagami, and Ryuk all in one.
Your variants? Then who are you?
GAMBIT LIKE FROM THE X MEN UNIVERSE? I’m kidding… sigh…
Okay mandalorian
My heart is still beating fast why
If I don’t make another appearance again, know I died of a heart attack
Why would he give up control huh?
Is he a Loki?
“I’m older.” Dude you look like you’re 30 tops. What’s your secret? How are you immortal if you’re only man? Or are you not a midgardian?
Both sitting with swords.
Multiversal war heh? DOCTOR STRANGEEEEE THEYRE AT IT AGAIN
He’s kinda calling her out a lil lmao
Both of them
HEART CAN YOU CALM DOWN?? I TOOK MY PILLS! WHY YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME A PANIC ATTACK.
Hello? Something happening you didn’t expect?
Threshold?
Of what?
This dude is a good actor. He’s playing the demented, crazed, power man well.
What’s the third option? There can’t only be two.
My heart is friggin dumb. Can you not??? I’m legitimately annoyed by how hard and fast it’s beating.
What’s that in your hand buddy?
Bud?
What, is it an honesty detector or something?
You can really tell this guy is tired of life and everything
Aaaaand they’re fighting
Girls girls, you’re both pretty. Can I go home now?
Oh no…
Sylvie, no, stop it.
SYLVIE!!! Trust Loki!
Cmon there has to be a third option
Sylvie DAMMIT
TRUST HIM
Protagonists fight before the climax cliche *ding!*
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CINEMASINS
Dammit now she knows magic too
HE DOESN’T WANT THE THRONE YOU DUMB DUMB
“I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t want a throne. I just want… I just want you to be okay.”
OH?
OH?
HELLO?
It’s the onceler fandom all over again
Kiss and betrayal
COME ON MAN
Loki can’t catch a break. He just gets betrayed again and again.
How did she know how to use that.
Oop. Rip.
“See you soon.”
Sylvie, you messed up.
Now what?
Poor doctor strange. Dudes gonna have his hands full lmao.
Tom Hiddleston BETTER be in Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness
My chest is actually moving from how hard my heart is beating what the heck
Poor Loki
All he knows is pain and hurt. And whenever he thinks he’s getting love, love, like a dagger, hurts him.
CMON TOM DONT MAKE ME CRY WITH YOUR STELLAR ACTING
How is this going to end????
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Mobius???
WHY DID MOBIUS FORGET HIM
NEW STATUE? IS IT TOO LATE?
WHAT
THATS THE END????
WHAT?
BUT
BUT
BUT
WHAT???
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
HOW
WHY
WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CREDITS??????????
Funky music but…
WHAT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHY DID MOBIUS FORGET LOKI
WHY DID THE TIME KEEPERS STATUE GET REPLACED?
END CREDIT SCENE?
SEASON 2 CONFIRMED OKAY SO
AGHHHHHHHHHH!
I—WHAT?
BUT
BUT
WHEN IS SEASON 2???
HOW LONG WILL I HAVE TO WAIT?
WAS THAT KANG OR DO I HAVE TO EAT A ROCK?
WILL SEASON TWO FOLLOW DIRECTLY AFTER SEASON ONE OR IS THIS LEADING UP TO THE DR STRANGE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AND WILL SEASON TWO FOLLOW THAT?
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY HEART
SYLVIE WHY
YOU TRAITOR
BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T A BETRAYAL IN THE WAY I FEARED IT WOULD BE
BUT STILL
I AM LOOKING AT THE CREDITS IN THE OTHER LANGUAGES TO SEE IF THEY REFER TO HE WHO REMAINS AS KANG
I DON’T WANT TO EAT A ROCK
MY BRAIN IS MELTING
MY HEART IS… AGHHHHHHHHHHH
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dontlookatmepwease · 5 years
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Ep 25 thoughts!!!
I wanted to make a full post since this is the last one for a while 😩 I also wanted to talk specifically about the dub 
If you haven’t been watching Caitlin Glass’s fave moments from the reboot she’s been posting on twitter, i hiiiiighly suggest watching them bc she’s been dropping these amazing insights + behind the scenes stories from the recording process! there’s been some verrrry interesting little tidbits 👀 
For starters, when recording this scene with laura, she had the idea that tohru suggests kyo and kazuma spar not because kyo would like it, but because shE would like it??! (same) 
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and it makes her “YES YES YES” reaction that much sweeter? (i mean she’s def reacting to multiple things but finally seeing her bf spar is one of them)
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bitch same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(@ her little happy hop, the realization that this is how their scenes are gonna be from now on hit me like a freakin TRAIN lmao i was Overcome)
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shout out to the writing team, bc kyo’s speech just hits different in the dub. 1. bc jerry jewell owns my ass 2. bc the writing was put through teen boy filter and it just feels soooooooooo much more REAL. 
“...I’ve messed up so many times, and i know i’ve still got a long way to go, but someday... someday i’ll be stronger. strong enough to stand on my own. i promise! i’ll stop doing stupid stuff. I wont hurt you or be a burden to you anymore. And when that happens, I’ll be worthy of calling you my father! I’ll be that man, someday. Watch me!”
LIKE COME ONNNNNNNNN!!!! mostly i just love that added line of kyo admitting that he does stupid shit. BABY
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FULL CLOWN BUT THAT IS THE SAME OUTFIT SAME BANDAGES yell
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hhhhhhhhh everyone has talked about this but hhrg something about the way they staged it for the reboot, it just hits different!! the way we see them from each other’s POV makes me FEEL a way..... tohru sweetie that’s your future!!! that’s your family!! and the way they look at HER. aghhhhhHHHHH and then she HOPS OVER TO JOIN THEM LIKE!!!!? poetic anime
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YUKI
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WHO COULD FORGET DEAR RAT BOY!!!! Agh sweetie..... I feel like Yuki can *feel* his storyline diverging from the other two. up until this point it’s been the three of them as a unit- him and kyo rescuing tohru and all 3 walking back hand in hand, new years as a trio (which never happens again smh ;__;) idk how conscious of a thought that is for him but like, isn’t that the most relatable thing? Everyone knows what that feels like. I always loved the hard cut from the warmth of the true form resolution to yuki alone tying his tie ;____; baby. clean your room.
(also is that a knocked over pile of clean laundry by his bed? same)
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hhhhhhg a tiny thing but the difference in read of this line from pre to post true form kyo.... chef’s kiss. the delivery is so much softer and gentler, he’s still admonishing her but from a place of pure ADORATION and AFFECTION!!!! get a room
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and she knows hee hee
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THEY ARENT EVEN [REDACTED] YET get a room
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speaking of staging Hhhhhhh HHHHHH chefs kiss
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yuki beats the shit out of you POV
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SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppp is there literally anything better ;__;
I don’t have much to say abt this scene but I love that tohru giving him the simple “okay” in response to all of his worries and insecurities is what allows him to literally step up to her level ;___; Also that this ep has both kyo and yuki give their big mission statements to their parental figures ;__; (calling tohru yuki’s ‘parental figure’ is too much of a blanket statement but u get me)
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*tohru thinking about how yuki just poured his heart out to her* :)
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*makes it about kyo* :)
but for realsies i’m so glad we got tohru’s monologue abt how kyo and yuki make her heart want to burst ;____; same bitch
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I LITERALLY, in real life, screamed. IM SO GLAD they left this as a surprise, they really got us smh
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same. i cant even hate kagura for her cartoony outbursts bc im always like... same
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FUCKING DIEDDDD AT THIS DELIVERY i love the dub I LOVE THE DUB
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chills. the building music... the foreboding writing.. the dreamy visuals... this felt like takaya coming to life in a way that we haven’t really seen yet. What a perfect episode. the reboot is overwhelmingly more comfortable w new manga content than it is with previously covered content, and this episode proves that yet again. I’m so glad we are finally out of 01 territory, and i’m sure the production team is too. You can FEEL their excitement in these last shots. I can’t help but feel so so so so so so overwhelmingly LUCKY to be alive in a  world where fruits basket exists lmao... and I know u guys feels the same ;__; 
Nowww we wait.... lol. Hopefully a trailer will come our way soon, I looked back and saw that the first season 1 trailer was released in december for an april premiere date... hrrrrg. help.
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geartime · 4 years
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Rough Draft Chapter 2: Dreams to Nightmares
-Ink’s pov
She was beaming with joy at the discovery of her own name. Her star pendant was glowing like, well, a star. She twirled around in the sunlight, joy practically pouring from her soul.
“Ahahahaha! Come on Ink, lets run, I have way too much energy!”
“Alright, you’re on.”
I burst forth putting all my energy into running faster than Draft. She stood dumbfounded before beginning to run herself, trying her absolute hardest to catch up to me.
“Hey, no fair, you obviously have more practice with running!”
“HA, TRY AND KEEP UP!”
Although I was faster, in all the excitement I didn’t bother to try and conserve my energy so as to stay ahead of her for longer. As we ran I slowly started to lose energy and Draft easily caught up.
“GOT YA!”
She tagged the back of my head as she zoomed past. Her sleeves flowed behind her almost like a cape. I tried now to catch up with her, but I had properly exhausted myself in my main heat.
“Hey, it’s not my fault I ran out of energy.”
“Ya it is! You can never catch up with me nAHHHHH!”
-Draft’s pov
I slammed straight into an unknown force and fell face first onto the ground. Regardless of the fact I just made a fool of myself I burst out laughing. My body was slightly shaken up from the impact, but thankfully hadn't done any damage to my one hp.
“OMG ARE YOU OK!?”
“Y-ya, I’m p-per-pahahahaha”
I couldn’t stop laughing, no matter how hard I tried. Slowly magenta and yellow swirled magic started to form at the corner of my eye sockets. I guess I’m one of those people who laughs at their own pain. That’s one thing to add to my list of things I now know about myself.
“A-ahh, my head.”
I slowly calmed down at the sound of the new voice. Looking around me I saw what I supposed was what I had slammed into, causing my laughing fit. Another skeleton! I immediately began to panic in fear, hoping I hadn’t caused them too much pain.
“Oh, I am so sorry, are you ok? H-here, let me help you up.”
I slowly get up myself and offer my hand to the stranger. They got onto their knees and looked up, grabbing my hand in the process. I froze.
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“Umm, is everything ok?”
They, they appeared to be wearing a golden crown that wrapped around their head.
‘OMG! Did I just crash into royalty!?’
“Uh, ya, ya, i-it’s just. Are you a prince!?”
“Um, ya, I guess.”
I immediately started to blush a deep magenta.
‘OMG I DID, I MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF IN FRONT OF ROYALTY!’
“I-I-I’m SO sorry, I didn’t know! I didn’t even see you, I just.”
-Dreams pov
After getting a message from Ink saying he had just finished creating a new AU and that I just HAD to come see, I locked on to Inks feelings and teleported.
“....nAHHHHH!” *thunk*
-0.0005 HP
I was immediately knocked over and fell backward into the grass. My head slammed against a rock, cracking my skull.
“A-ahh, my head.”
I heard whoever was laughing start to calm down. That’s when they noticed me and asked if I was alright. They got up and offered me their hand. I got to my knees and took it. However, rather than help me up like they offered, they just, stood there. Because of their silence I asked if they were ok. They said they were fine but for whatever reason also asked if I was a prince. They must have noticed my crown.
They started to freak out when I answered.
“Pahahahahaha, chill out, it’s fine. You don’t have to start freaking out.”
I looked over to Ink who was laughing at her reaction.
“But he’s royalty, I am sooooo sorry!”
“He, it’s fine, really. Don’t worry about it, also, does this mean you are going to refer to me as prince Dream, because that’s really not necessary.”
“Oh, um, well, I suppose not. Wait, your name is Dream?”
“Ya, pleased to meet you. You have so many positive feelings.”
“Oh, well my name is Draft. Wait a minute, you can sense my feelings?”
“Of course he can, it’s the main reason he was able to teleport here in the first place.”
Ink replied, beaming with pride about his newest creation. She is most certainly interesting.
-Draft’s pov
“Hold on, give me a seck, I haven’t looked you over yet.”
I said, wanting to get a grip on who this Dream was or at least his style.
He was wearing boots, much like my own, but yellow with blue straps. He was wearing blue pants and a belt, the buckle had the letters DS on it, which I assumed stood for Dream Sans. His shirt was kind of a light teal with a white stripe down the middle that split where his shirt did, lining the bottom.
He was also wearing gloves much like inks and my own in the sense that they were finger less, but they were as long as my right one and rather than being brown, they were orange, thus matching his apparent color scheme. Next, he wore a cape the same color as his boots that was held together with a light pink pendant with a white star in the center. Finally, his eyes were a simple yellow, in the shape of stars.
“Ok, I’m done.”
“So, you look very much like Ink.”
“I suppose so.”
I looked at my clothes once again and thought about Ink’s apparel as I did so. Brown finger less gloves, a giant art utensil, suspenders, and a scarf were the only real similarities I could see. Other than that, I felt we looked rather different, not similar.
“I also noticed your right eye is a star.”
“Ya? What about it?”
“I won’t say.”
“Why not.”
“There is someone I fear would get mad if I didn’t let them tell you instead.”
At this point I was a little upset, I really wanted to know what it was about my eye that he wasn’t telling me.
This kind of annoyed me. I want to know what it is about my eye that is important. I mean, I clearly am not the only one. Ink’s left eye was a star most of the time seeing as how his eyes seemed to change randomly from time to time. Dream’s eyes are both stars. I just don’t understand what is so special about it.
“So, what should we? GAHHHHH!”
Suddenly, two slimy black tentacles grabbed my waist as I was yanked backwards.
“Wha, DRAFT!”
Dream yelled in fear, surely not knowing what was happening just as I was. I tried to think over what was happening, but to no avail. My mind was a jumble of fear and jumbled thoughts.
“Nightmare!? What are you doing here!?”
“Taking care of something for Error.”
My captor responded in a dark, menacing voice. I squirmed, trying to get out of their grasps as they had me held against themselves in a way where I couldn’t even turn my head to see their face beside me. Their grip was strong, making my bones ache in pain as I looked to Ink and Dream, silently pleading with my eyes.
“Error? Why isn’t he here himself then?”
Ink pulled out his paintbrush, pointing it at me and whoever was holding me, who I assume was Nightmare. Dream also got in position to attack, pulling out a staff the same color as his shirt with yellow stars at the ends.
“Because he is busy with something else right now.”
“Oh, so you're like his henchman now.”
Ink said this with a tone of mockery, a sly smile clear on his face.
“NEVER, I will never stoop down to that level!”
“Let her go!”
“Sorry, but I can’t do that.”
He then pulled me through a portal as I screamed in fear. I frantically looked back and forth as I slowly passed by the edges of a portal. Upon fully entering, the portal slowly closed, becoming smaller and smaller.
“INK! DREAM! AGHHHHhhhhhh….”
___________________ <Beginning : Next>
Draft by me Ink by @comyet​ Dream and Nightmare by @jokublog​
At least the art in this chapter is better than the first :P
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dreamydream · 5 years
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Fallout Characters as Vines
Butch: *sitting at a booth eating* I mean, I get complimented all the time- Lone: *bursts out laughing from across the booth* Butch: I do! Lone: *continues laughing*
Six: *puts a pen to their mouth and inhales* *exhales smoke* Blaze it. *points camera to stove* Just kidding it's from my macaroni and cheese~!
Sole: *hands empty water bottle* Here. Mama Murphy: *stares at it for a second* This bitch is empty. Yeet! *lamely throws water bottle to ground*
Rex: *running towards a puddle* Six: You gonna get wet, I ain't gonna take you home, AH he got his damn feet wet now, shit dog...
Deacon: Welcome back to me screaming. AGHHHHHHHH- *takes breath* AGHHHHHHHHHH
Lone: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE?! *motions to shoes* Old Lady Palmer: They are my crocs.
Lone: Sleep?! I don't know nothing about sleep! It's summertime-! James: You better go to bed! Lone: Oh, he caught me...
Sole: Two shots... of vodka. *open vodka bottle and dumps it into glass*
Hancock: Bro, how much money do you have? Sole: 69 caps. Hancock: Oh, you know what that means! Sole: *eyes start to water* I don't have enough money for Nuka Quantum...
Sole: Let me see what you have! Shaun: *runs by and holds up knife* A knife! Sole: NO! *runs after him*
Six: I wanna be a cowboy, baby! Veronica: Hell yeah! Six: *spinning around on old playground equipment with Veronica* I wanna be a cowboy, baby!
Six: Man, you sure do know your bible. Joshua: That's why they call me- ~~BibleMan~~
Six: Wanna hear a chemistry joke? Arcade: ... Six: Is that a no? Arcade: Oh sorry did you want a *looks at camera* reaction? -camera cuts to Six huddled in the bathroom crying-
Lone: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners- Butch: I wanna fight kindergartners. Lone: That's not even the whole- Butch: Those kids are getting slapped-!
Travis: I have a banana peel on the ground and I'm gonna see if it's really slippery like it is in the cartoons. I- *grabs cup of water and instantly slips, slinging water everywhere* UAGHHHHH
Preston: *filming group of radstags eating outside the house* Sole: *sneezes and radstags run off* Preston: Nice, Sole. Sole: I sneezed! Oh, I'm not allowed to sneeze?
Mr. Brotch: Butch has 19 bottles of dish soap, and he gives Paul- Amata: Wait, why does Butch have so many soaps?! Butch: *sitting at a desk surrounded by soap, pouring soap out into hand* MIND YO BUSINESS, AMATA!
Lone: *tries and fails to do a skateboard trick* James: Hey I used to ride skateboard. Lone: Pfft, my dad is such-what?! James: *rides by on skateboard doing a handstand*
Shaun: *holding basketball* Hey, you wanna play? Hancock: Nah, I don't really. Shaun: C'mon... Hancock: Okay, you talked me into it. Shaun: *shoots basketball* Hancock: *viciously slaps it away* Get outta here kid! *slam dunks basketball with Shaun backing away* GAME OVER!!!
Travis: How to pick up girls. *runs at Scarlett and picks her up* Scarlett: AGH GET OFF OF ME! Travis: *trips and falls* OH, FU-
Lone: Daddy can you teach me how to twerk? James: *raises eyebrows* No more tv *unplugs tv* no more computer *shoves computer in trash* We're reading books from now on, little girl. *hands Lone a book*
Arcade: Rex, I'm home. *walks into kitchen to see bloodstain and 'your next' written in blood on fridge* *gasps* This is so wrong... *dips finger in blood and corrects 'your' to 'you're'* There.
Shaun: *standing on ladder* I'm scared, Mom. Sole: Do ya trust me son? *holds out arms* Shaun: Yeah. Sole: C'mon son! Shaun: *falls backwards* Sole: *turns away* Rule number one, never trust anybody!
-Amata and Lone sitting at a table drinking coffee and Butch and Wally pretend to take pictures- Butch: Today we observe two basic white girls in their natural habitat! Whatever you do, don't touch the- Wally: *grabs a coffee and runs off* Butch: *gasps* Are you crazy?!
James: Someone called me a dilf at work today. Lone: Oh, that was so cool- James: No, it wasn't. Lone: YEAH
Shaun: Yeet! Sole: *walks into room* Eat, eat? You wanna eat something? Shaun: No mom I was just saying a random word... Sole: *holds out mutfruit* Okay, eat something. Shaun: No I'm fine- Sole: EaT thE FuckIn MuTrUit-
Lone: *wearing a graduation cap* Hey change of plans, I'm actually not going to college anymore, I'm going to hell. Um, not that excited.
Lone: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? Amata: *raises eyebrows and slowly looks away* Butch: Happy birthday-? Lone: *smashes glass into his face*
Deacon: Be honest, do these shorts make my butt look big? MacCready: It makes that ass look fat. Deacon: What the fuck?... thank you.
Six: I want to see my little boy~ Arcade: Here he comes. Six: I want to see my little boy~ ED-E: *beep*
MacCready: Hey can I get a sip of that water? Sole: It's not water. MacCready: Vodka! I like your style. Sole: It's vinegar. MacCready: What. Sole: It's vinegar, pussy.
Sole: I'm done with this dumbass Institute with all these fake ass people. Allie: *walks by* Hey. Sole: Hey! *walks by* ...fucking bitch.
Butch: You ready to die?! Lone: You can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch!
Joshua: This is my message to Jesus... Hey, GiGi. Sup man... how are ya?
Raider: That moment when you enter a room and forget why you went in there- Pickman: *stabs him in the back* Raider: *thinks* Oh that's right I was getting chased by a serial killer!
Deacon: Hey babe you wanna spoon? *holds up spoon* And then we can fork? And then-you can slit my throat with a knife...
Hancock: Bro, do you ever smoke lean? Preston: Smoke lean? Hancock: Wo-ow... Preston: N-no, yeah, I have. Hancock: Dude, I thought you were tight. Preston: I have, Mom-!
Mr. Brotch: Okay, is Butch here? Butch: Present. *dabs* Mr. Brotch: ...Lone. Lone: *throws up peace sign* Suh, dude.
Arcade: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Boone? Boone: No. Six: I do! Arcade: I know, Six. Six: I'm sad. Arcade: I know, Six.
Veronica: Hey, I'm lesbian. Six: ...I thought you were American.
Shaun: I can't swim. Cait: How old are you? Shaun: Ten. Cait: *picks him up and throws him into a pond*
Butch: So basically what I was thinking of was um... Lone: *punches him* Butch: Ah, fuck... I can't believe you've done this.
Six: Do you remember one time I liked you? Benny: No? Six: Good cause it never happened. Benny: Oh... Six: Aha *flips him off* Oho
DC Guard: Detective, this is a crime scene. Nick: *holding 3 tubs of ice cream* What, is this the murder weapon?! *closes freezer with shoulder* Get off my dick!
Sole: I still don't have a New Year's resolution. Piper: You could lose a few. Danse: You could be less lazy. Cait: Don't be such a bitch- Sole: Okay DAMN!... SHIT.
Butch: *whispers* What do beavers build? Lone: A dam. James: *from other room* What'd you say? Butch: Ooh... Lone: Dad, he set me up!
-Amata, Butch, and Christine sitting at a booth- Lone: Today we observe a teenage male appeared to be caught in the friend zone! Research shows there's no escape... I've been spotted!
Six: *looking out over New Vegas* Some day I'm gonna own this goddamn town... *raises whiskey glass to mouth but quickly moves it away* Eughhh I don't like whiskey it burns my mouth!...
Lone: I'm different cause I don't like drama! Y'know?... But Christine... Christine has an STD-
Jack: What are these curious circles? *picks up bottlecap* They have little words on them, how quaint. Do poor people eat these? *bites into it* Disgusting, Edward, take it away!
Lone: This just in, folks, I'm getting reports that Butch is gay; more at 11. Butch: I'm not gay... ... Lone: This just in, folks, I'm now getting reports that Butch is still gay. Let's go to Butch who's on the scene. Butch: I'm not fucking gay!
Six: Any sauces? Raul: Hot and verde. Six: What did you just say to me? Raul: Oh, sorry. *removes accent* Verde. Six: I thought you were trying to seduce me or somethin'
Butch: What's goin' on, my name is Butch, I'm 19 years old, and I'm-... a little nervous *clears throat* He WaS a BOy, shE wAs a GirL ... Lone: I'm Lone and I think I can be the next American Idol *clears throat* I CHimE iN, hAVen'T-
Sole: *holds up harmonica* You play it and you get 100 million caps; but 100 million people will die. MacCready: *furiously plays harmonica* Sole: MacCready no-
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I am bored so im gonna go @tayalongwithme ‘s taylor themed ask thing
taylor swift: how long have you been a ts fan?
Since Our Song came out. I was in first or second grade and my friend played it on her iPod juke box and I immediately fell in love
meredith: do you have any pets?
Used to have a cat Primrose (she was a flame point siamese my goodness I miss her so much). She would literally meow my name it was the craziest thing (she was the smartest breed of cat so she learned how to say my name and the exact minute I woke up every morning and she was just everything to me my goodness ahhhhh okay now im emotional)
olivia: serious question - cats or dogs?
catscatscats
1989: what time perioud should you have been born in?
maybe earlier in the 90s than I was born? idk
red: what is your favorite season and why?
Fall. Everything is so beautiful and nostalgic and though it can be an emotionally painful time of year, it’s still so incredibly beautiful my goodness i love it. I am gonna cry again i love fall so much why am i so emotional rn what
speak now: say something you’ve been holding back
I think I could love this boy but i shouldn’t and I’m scared
fearless: what are you most afraid of in life?
hurting other people
reputation: what do you want your legacy in life to be?
I want to have made people happy and inspired some change in their perspective, even if it be minuscule 
all too well: what’s your favorite taylor memory?
1989 tour. Raleigh. 06/09/15. Upgraded to front row.
last kiss: who/when was your last kiss?
the boy I think i maybe could love but shouldn’t at all
dear john: what’s hurting you right now?
the boy I mentioned before lolololol 
ready for it: are you - in fact - ready for it?
it being reputation, i have never been so ready and so unprepared simultaneously in my life
gorgeous: besides taylor, who is the most gorgeous person you know?
my mom (miss you so much, mama)
look what you made me do: do you believe in karma?
idk man, it hasn’t really shown itself lately
the last time: when is the last time you’ve genuinely laughed?
with the boy aghhhhhhhhhh
story of us: are you currently in love?
MAYBE 
love story: do you believe in love at first sight? why/why not
nopenopenope love takes getting to know someone, getting to know their soul and mind and the colors they speak with
the outside: are you currently feeling left out? why?
yeah, i always do tbh but that’s bc I am a v insecure gal
the best day: favorite memory from childhood?
just about any memory with my mom tbh
breathe: just take a deep breath, you deserve it!
thank youuuuu
change: what’s one thing you’d love to change?
the past
haunted: any recurring nightmares? what are they?
yeah, my ex boyfriend. keep replaying the sexual assault/emotional abuse/mental manipulation 
come in with the rain: does the rain help you sleep?
yes i love rain soooo much
enchanted: when’s the last time you danced around all alone?
when Gorgeous came out lol
mean: what would you say to the people who bullied you?
No thank you
state of grace: where do you feel most at peace?
sitting in the passenger sit of my older sisters car with the windows down blasting our favorite songs as we drive down the highways. something about that is so incredible my god i miss it or a taylor concert my goodness taylor concerts will always be a safe haven
22: when’s the last time you just let go and had fun?
im not really sure to be entirely honest oh wow
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