#she wants to be an acrobat

[earthworms-worm]

Trick or treat! 🎃

Hello! I am fashionably late as always!

You got: pigeon in a wig, her lifelong dream is to become an acrobat

#art #artists on tumblr #pigeon #birb #bird #oh god im back to drawing birds #silly little pigeon #she wants to be an acrobat #ask #technically #its trick or treat #it counts #trick or treat #halloween #i am very very late with this #i love you very much but i did not see the notification about this until now

[weirdbabs]

perception check-tom cardy and the activity cub

issac- dm

isabel- half orc barbarian

max- rogue

johnny- human bard (its actually eds character, whose engaged elsewhere)

#do you see my vision??? johnny would drive isaac insane i need him in the club as of 3 chapters ago #i need this chapter to be over i need it. its monday tomorrow. if hes not in the club by the end of the day im gonna SCREAM istg #paranatural #isaac would be the one who would be most upset by one of the kids killing the child theyd been looking for #max would probably choose whatever would allow him to do acrobatics. i think rougue would work #isabel would choose baebarian which feels obvious but like. she would want her character to be strong enough to protect her teammates #johnny would ABSOLUTELY not choose a bard but ed would. ed couldnt play one day and had johnny play for them #the moment johnny sees vicious mockery he INSTANTLY latches onto it. unleashes his inner bully every time #max is probably like a dragonborn or tiefling or something #anyway. ive never actually played dnd. would like to one day lol

[rosaacicularis]

which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang

#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical #skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and #other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time #putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were #going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re #guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false #gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to #stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll #send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my #behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the #ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up #blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give #it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking #unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to #cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are #presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i #could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the #alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin #this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best #there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can #see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a #good idea for me to a part of this song really #i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think

[shibafro]

‘Long time no see, Pearly P!’ (God how long has it been since Ive posted doodles!??!) I recently binged SU future and the movie,and I was briefly OBSESSED with the thought of these two becoming best friends (again). They both worked so hard to keep Pink Diamond happy and entertained, only to end up broken and thrown away. Idk I just think they’d have a great time together. 

#su #steven universe #spinel #pink pearl #naye doodles #I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY #they'd have such a unique perspective on Pink and probably knew her at her worst #Since Spinel recognized new Pearl I like to think that she was well acquainted with Pink Pearl first #Their time together was brief but they had a lot of fun combining acrobatics and clownery to entertain their diamond #Then one day Pink Pearl was just... GONE! and when she returned she was fully under the control of White. #Lmao now I have to doodle MORE

[curiousserpent]

I'm sorry but i cannot stop thinking of the "Minthara isn't actually evil, she was being controlled" argument because it might just be one of the stupidest things I have seen in a while. Yes she was being controlled when murdering the tieflings, but when she asks you, once she's in possession of herself again, why you did it she specifies that she doesn't really care about the mass murder, but is just curious about your reasoning. If you tell her you did it to impress her, she approves and tells you that well, she has done more foolish things to impress lesser people. To my knowledge, If you destroy the crown and ask her if it doesn't feel good to have done the right thing she straight-up says no because what she wanted was to take the crown and the world and reshape it, not for the better, but to serve her purposes. The first thing she says when you reach the city is that they should let the refugees in so the children and elderly can be used as emergency provisions and those of abled bodies enslaved and used as cannon fodder once the war starts. Are these people even listening to a single sentence this woman says. Are you all okay. Can you just leave the evil lady alone. Some of us have taste and know how to enjoy.

#they should have never made her recruitable while playing good bc now people who cannot fathom playing evil have access to her and are #apparently doing insane acrobatics to explain that shes not evil actually #my besties if you want a good guy literally ALL the others fall under that category can you leave Minthara alone please before larian start #'fixing' her as they keep doing with lae and astarion

[toastsnaffler]

demand avoidance is so stupid. what do you mean I'm not going to do the thing I wanted to anymore just bc someone else wants me to......

#this is about true detective ive wanted to watch it for ages but my flatmate started it recently + recommended it + even shared the files #and i DO want to watch it. and i was going to but now ive found out our other friend really likes it (presumably why she got into it) #and another mutual friend said hes a fan so the 'expectation' that my mind has now invented means im not going to anymore 👍 #ugh i mean i will. eventually. but its going to involve some pointless mental acrobatics to trick myself into getting around pda #this doesnt ALWAYS happen with recommendations but probably 80% of the time it does. usually if i leave it long enough it wears off.. #sorry if youve ever recced smth to me i promise its on a list somewhere and i trust ur taste. im just weird and neurotic #give me a few months or years...... #also a bit annoyed now bc the other day my roommate apologised for rarely ever accepting my recommendations. and thats ok i dont mind #like i can be weird abt it too sometimes + i never expect anyone to start smth i rec. i just think they might like it innit #but the fact she brought it up and apologised made me realise that actually she does take recs from other friends a lot.. #one of them in particular and thats cool but damn okay. i see how it is.... im half joking i mean she can do what she wants forever #and i get theyre closer friends so it makes sense. but i guess it just feels like a kind of judgement of me in a way. hmm anyway #whats new there innit. ahh well im gonna play elden ring so i dont ruminate the rest of this afternoon #.diaries

[xisanamii]

clown nose honk it's time to start the greatest show

very brief drabble under the cut bc i don't know if i have the capability to write a full-length chapter about this no matter how hilarious the concept is

"Why does Masacoach get the coolest role?" Erika grumbled. "Teachers don't even have to participate in Volunteer Day."

"It is for the sake of the children that have requested the presence of a circus troupe," Liu Wei responded, poking his rubber bodysuit. "I believe, however, that the usage of this attire was not necessary." If one were to look closely, they could see the beginnings of a pout of his stoic visage. "I have muscles of my own..."

"You can't be half naked in public in Japan," Himuro stated.

"You can't be half naked, but you can wear booty shorts in public?" Erika arched an eyebrow.

"If it isn't your real ass," Himuro shrugged.

"Can we just start already?" Murasakibara grumbled. "I look stupid. This is stupid. Our school is stupid."

Masako merely shook her head at the group of complaining teens. "It's only for a day, and you all practiced your acts. You'll be fine."

"I didn't say we weren't fine, I just think it's unfair - ow!"

"Perhaps one day A-Xiang shall be learning the lesson of not responding with snark to our circusmaster."

"So, are we going to pretend that Erika-chan dressing like a seal isn't the weirdest thing about this Volunteer Day?"

Erika glared at Himuro. "Everyone else was gracious enough to ignore the obvious! You suck."

"Well-" Himuro waved his hand around helplessly. "I thought you were practicing riding a unicycle."

The manager looked away, clearly refusing to answer. Murasakibara and Liu Wei exchanged looks, wondering if they should blow the whistle. In the meantime, Masako tapped her shinai against her shoulder, sighing deeply. This was going to be a long day.

#araki masako #himuro tatsuya #murasakibara atsushi #liu wei #kagari erika (oc) #yosen #if you see this twice no you didn't (i'm an idiot and accidentally deleted the post sdkjhfsdf) #i forgot what i said in my tags #uhhhh #i was listening to the greatest showman soundtrack while drawing this #it was rabbit's big brain idea again to have masako as the circusmaster #originally was erika but i agreed she's too much of a loser to lead a circus #best she can do is balance a ball on her head #okamura and fukui aren't here because this is set post-canon so they're graduated sdkfjhdskjfds #the three mochis are my other yosen ocs that sometimes show up in the story i was just lazy and didn't want to draw them doing acrobatics #salmon arts #i love my clowns #i started drawing this a few months ago i am just... slow

[benbamboozled]

Iconic Steph and Cass moments from Batgirl (2000) #28–part one

Aka “I’ve been looking for the source for these pages and I finally got to the issue.”

part two

#Cassandra Cain #stephanie brown #batgirl #spoiler #batfamily #comic pages #one of the reasons I got into comics #this run + young justice + Hot Mess Jason Todd #probably could do some kind of deduction there #Steph puking after training is iconic #Steph was perfect because she was a regular girl who wanted to foil her shitty dad #she wasn’t a billionaire or a detective GENIUS or an acrobat or trained by assassins #one COULD draw a lot of watsonian conclusions between how Batman treated her and what happened to Jason #if one didn’t know that Steph was treated so shittily by Bruce because editorial HATED her #ONLY BOYS get to have cool fight crime storylines! #girls get killed by their own stupid girl hubris!!! #—DC editorial team at the time probably #i might still be a little bitter about this #a tad

[scarefox]

thanks sir for explaining it again for the people in the back

Can you pole dance fully clothed?

What he doesn't tell about the silicone coated pole is that you can't do spins or slides & drops on that since it has too much grip and as he says that hurts af (or simply does not work at all except for static stuff).

#the amounts of times I have to read judgmental comments under viral pole dance videos ever since i got into PD ca 11 years ago #worst 'slutshaming' comments are ironically from other women about female dancers #men are usually like 'she's half naked so she wants me to jerk off about her and call her disgusting things surely' #which is bad and annoying too don't get me wrong #BUT the more pole dance appears in talent shows and acrobatics events the more okayish the public becomes #but the same old 'why do they have to be so nakid' comments are still here #poledance #pole dance #Youtube

[queseraphita]

I drag my feet to rewatch a show by myself but I'll jump right in 4 episodes deep if I'm showing someone new to it or watching together with someone

#I'm watching linkclick season 1 with my sister she has not seen it #but i showed her the first episode and it made her tear up #so here we are #i want to watch season 2 but i wanted to rewatch season 1 bc its been like a year since then #but idk man i just love watching or sharing things with ppl and talk and comment on it #mikh talks #i missed linkclick sooooo much i listen to the opening and ending all the time it runs in my head #sent me down the mandopop and rap life #also i just remember the ending of season 1 making me so: ??? whattheufck #so finally seeing whats going on in s2 while dodging all the spoilers is some serious acrobatic skill

[smiletimeisrunningout]

one of those 'nothing has prompted this except me opening new verses and I'm anxious about people thinking I'm godmodding vs me unnecessarily weakening her to make people happy' posts about Emma's fighting skills:

-princess Emma, fantasy or historical, has been exercising from age 6 to 14, then officially training from 14 to 18, then aggressively training from then on as well as, from age 18 to now (30?) going out to fight in the field, which means not only severe fighting training with both swords and hand-to-hand combat but actual field experiences, which adds the whole 'dirty fighting/knowing tricks/actually knowing what she's doing' to the potential good form that she can ditch as needed. We are talking about 24 years of general training and exercising, of which 16 were of official training, 12 of severe training and field experience.

-modern Emma was always very athletic, playing sports and exercising, but not training to fight until nearly 18 when she took on various arts. From age 20 to now (30?) she went on to properly fight, especially in verses where she goes vigilante, but in general, and therefore has 10+ years of experience plus several of more rigid training. Also, guns, but mostly hand-to-hand. So ten years of training AND field experience.

so if your muse has less experience in the field/isn't properly trained and fighting randomly/is trained but not in hand-to-hand combat/is very strong but not trained or doesn't have actual serious experience, it's unlikely they'll win against Emma. In fact, if your muse is a muscular man who gets in a fight every now and then and that's all, they will immediately lose.

Keeping in mind factors such as luck/body type and what's their training and expertise of course. I feel like it's realistic, she earned it, she's not just being Special, but I cannot stand when in shows a woman is weaker regardless of experience and training just because the man is muscular. If unsure, ask and we'll plot.

#about; #important #psa #I mean Killian Jones has 100+ years of swordfighting training so uhm he's going to win #unless she tricks him because he doesn't expect her to play dirty lmao #but when it comes to fistfighting it depends on what his mun headcanons about his training and experience? #she's not acrobatic but she can do a few things with her legs too anyway #in Turn I have NO IDEA because it also depends on people's headcanons for their muses #when it comes to their fighting regime #I've discussed it before but in Lost she's Sayid level #Sayid wins at the end but she's close second place #if you want your guy to be Stronger go to Ada lol #if your muse is one of those female characters who do fifty summersaults in air when fighting #they have a hell of an advantage regardless are you kidding #btw besides the death I will never forgive lost for having BENJAMIN LINUS WIN AGAINST ANA LUCIA #like you take a young woman who is a trained and muscular cop #and then there is ben who starts choking her and she cannot fight him??? BEN?

[lurkinganon]

Did anyone else notice Diana doing splits in the air while in combat with superboy

#wonder woman #Badass wonder woman #Wonder woman doing unnecessary but badass acrobatics #Doing splits in mid combat #Wonder woman does as she wants #diana prince #Dc vs vampires #Dc vs vampires vol 7 #Vampire wonder woman #Superman with casual lazer beams #Dc comic #Dc

[vampirephlebotomy]

i talk about how you should ask me about my fantrolls but i don't think i've ever posted any of them?? so here's some sprites of my top trolls. starting at the top and going to left to right, the roster is

Amurre Coulei (he/she, mutant) -> Mimett Fessia (he/she/they, purple) -> Dulsee Intara (she/her, purple) -> Moxxie Absine (they/them, purple) -> Rosiin Audaci (she/he, jade) -> Chanti Hourle (he/him, cerulean) -> and Ilumin Desire (she/her, jade)

#bwuwuwheuwhwbwbuwh what are tags fuckin uhhhh #homestuck #fantroll #sprite edit #fantroll sprite #some quick info on them all: #amurre is the dancestor for me & a friends chinese zodiac group; he's the cat #mimett's whole shtick is that she throws literal pity parties #dulsee's a retired rockstar who just wants to relax and knit #moxxie is a current musician who's blind and very entrenched in the church #rosiin is a matriarch in the caverns and a music teacher to young trolls; he also performs at highblood parties #chanti is an alternian horror actor and former acrobat in a purple troupe; he still attends at his old church on holidays #and ilumin is a jade heiress who inherited a fortune from her ancestor when she died; and she's a little obsessed with the church

[lilamala]

started the day off right by rolling over at 7 am and planting my ass right in a puddle of cat puke

#my horrid little beast...... #okay i woke up bc she was gagging right next to my head and i shoved her off my bed half asleep bc i didnt want her to puke on my hair #THEN i rolled over and planted my ass in the aforementioned cat puke #never letting her in my room again overnight jesus maria #she comes in through the window by sclaing the fence and garden house at night while im airing out my room #despite these acrobatic feats she is unable to descend the stairs bc she is a stupid little fool #i wanted to sleep until nine at least. terrible horrible adorable beast

[cerimarii]

Take this drawing of my other Pokémon OCs wearing their takes on the Naranja Academy uniform while I figure out what the heck I want my Scarlet character to look like.

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon oc #so basically I know my scarlet character is gonna be called mona and she has funky trousers (not available in game!) #I also know she likes ground types and that she is acrobatic #but idk what hair/hair colour/face I want her to have

[bisque-firedvampire]

You know what would be a fun isekai setup?:

Ok, so a pre-hrt trans lady gets one of those “run over by truck, but gets their heart’s desire in a new world” deals. The new world is just like her favorite video game, which is a castlevaina esq rogue like, and she gets to be the beautiful heroine right from the start! She knows how the game works so she goes right off to the castle. Unfortunately the game is actually a lot harder in person. Every time she dies, she gets mocked by the bbeg vampire lord. She dies so often that she starts to notice that he’s actually quoting other bad guys from different real world media. eventually she fights her way all the way up to his lair to confront him … only to figure out he’s also a previously isekai-ed nerd, just like her! They hit it off once he figures out that she knows his secret. But unfortunately they find out pretty fast that they actually disagree on a lot of nerd stuff… so hilarity ensues.

That all happens in the first episode. But what’s even funnier, and wouldn’t be found out until later on in the season, is that he actually knew her in middle school, and even had a crush on her at the time ! But she doesn’t remember him, because he was just a little trans-masc egg and still presented as a girl when they were in school. Also she didn’t really know what to do with girls at the time, she was very convinced she might be gay (was also an egg at the time) so didn’t pursue any.

So do they still have chemistry? Can they get over their nerdy differences? Will someone please help the poor villagers understand what’s going on?

Call it: “oops, my villain is a fellow nerd?” Or something like that?

It would be comedy, romance, and tragedy (how do you think they both got isekaied? Plus, eventually a vampire has to do what vampires have to do…)

#t4t sfw #isekai #trans ftm #trans mtf #he gets to be big spooky and imposing #she gets to be dainty athletic and acrobatic #he’s probably actually a good boss to his minions #the villagers take pity on her #he really wants to play the part #but she’s sooo over it by now #vampire