#since nobody asked

[daddymikeyway]

The old days

#system of a down #serj tankian #daron malakian #shavo odadjian #john dolmayan #victims of a down #Shavo got that new beard going #the old pictures always make me feel weird because Daron was my age like damn #he has my heart and my ass #since nobody asked

[saiyan-druid-art]

Austin, TX 🌵

#since nobody asked #my photography #photography #austin tx #austin #atx #atxlife #saiyan druid art #nature photography #desert #nature

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme. #i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened. #i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

[jemmaasimmons]

AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. - 7.13, "What We're Fighting For"

And do you remember what your favorite star was? Theta Serpentis. Though, technically, it was a... a triple star system in the constellation, uh, Serpens. No, no, that's right. That's right.

#aosedit #agents of shield #marveledit #fitzsimmons #userlix #userlolo #useranne #sallysimpsons #jemmablossom #tusercarolina #tuserko #tusergeo #dailymarvelgifs #leo fitz #jemma simmons #*mine #nobody asked but it's three years since i watched the finale today <3 #them naming their daughter after jemma's favourite star is literally the most important thing ever actually #he is SO gentle with her in this scene <33333

[apparently-artless]

✮:▹AKATSUKI NO YONA E24 ⍟ SON HAK ◃:✮

DAY 9 of 30-DAY CHALLENGE Birthday Appreciation Post [08.09]

#akatsuki no yona #yona of the dawn #akayona #anime gif #shoujoedit #userdabiluna #useradrienne #userokkottsus #usertorichi #tuserelena #userinahochi #a post that nobody asked for #since i probably won't get 30 requests lol #tw flashing #anyedit #artsgifs #30daychallenge

[lisahafey]

#edward teach #ed teach #our flag means death #ofmd #jeff the accountant #ofmd meta #ofmd meme #taika waititi #ofmd season one #new accountancy students ask older ones how long Jeff has been teaching #nobody knows just seems like he has always been there #Jeff has been with AAT since 1717 #talk about job satisfaction

[universalcas]

It's murder on the dance floor But you better not kill the groove

#endvverse-stuff #dean winchester #deanedit #spn graphic #i've been obsessed with this movie since i watched it #and yes i had this one in my old drafts too #the saltburn!au nobody asked for #spnedit

[fuedalreesespieces]

sota's brave confession of love being that episode:

[worth noting here that in the dub the way richard says "WHAT-ever..." priceless.]

[also worth noting that in the dub he says "you already said that" instead of "hah! what're you saying?!" which feels more like an inuyasha response to me. then again we'll never know since this is technically anime-only, and while i tend not to like a lot of inuyasha filler, if it's in the modern day i will eat it up. every. time.]

inuyasha being stunned by the sheer amount of goods in a grocery store...gold. earlier in this episode he also seemed enamored by baked goods, and i wonder if he's ever really had anything resembling it? bread made its way to japan mid-16th century via portuguese traders, so it's likely he's never had anything like it and the smell must've been new to him - it would've been interesting if we'd seen him trying all these new foods!

i can never decide whether or not sunrise likes inukag bc they'll cut out canon scenes of them but then insert scenes like this in their filler eps...what game are ya'll playing? but flustered inuyasha is adorable so i can't complain this time.

eavesdropping...

i'm sorry WHERE is he getting these questions from i actually burst out laughing

called out by an eight year old...

i don't care whether or not this is ooc because i laughed way too hard like he really got dragged from potential sleep to deal with this LMAO

this is the cutest thing i've ever seen and it only gets better:

shortly after: sota getting kicked out of his own house after chickening out for the tenth time this episode

smol

flustered inukag my beloved...

anyway this episode is a dumb fun and i love it to an insane degree. the only part i would say is out of character (at least, more out of character than sunrise already does inuyasha) is when he literally makes this face at the thought of confessing to kagome:

coming from the guy who was pretty open about his feelings in the manga and quite literally told kagome - thinking she was hearing him - that he likes seeing her smile and feels relieved when he's by her side, i don't see him getting this flustered - but the face he makes is priceless.

#the amount of times i've rewatched this episode can't be counted tbh #i loved seeing inukag try to help sota confess with various methods #from kagome dressing him up to inuyasha “training” him #they hyped him up soo bad this ep lmao #too bad it didn't pay off since he interrupted them like five seasons later #there's another scene where inuyasha and kagome are like “why doesn't he just get over himself and confess” which in isolation is funny #but when i think about it they weren't even that dense in the manga it's literally only anime inukag w/ this problem #which is another sunrise addition that nobody asked for #so i didn't include that here bc after reading panels of inukag being in an almost pseudo relationship it's so jarring going back to this #will they wont they thing like nooo sir #anyway enough tag rambling #inuyasha #inuyasha a feudal fairy tale #inuyasha anime #inukag #kagome higurashi #sota higurashi #kagome #inuyasha x kagome

[benetnvsch]

MAKING OUT with KUNIKIDA-KUN in the BACKROOMS at 3 AM‼️ REAL NOT CLICKBAIT‼️GONE WRONG (MONSTER SUMMONED⁉️ I DIED⁉️⁉️⁉️)

#SORRY Guys I have all the disease there's really no excuse </3 #backrooms 3am humor is funny to Nobody but me </3 #idek if I wonna fandom tag this #kite draws #fuck it lets be insufferable #kite watches bsd #bungou stray dogs #kunikida doppo #Dazai osamu #kunidazai #meme art #this is the first thing I've drawn since moving ur welcome knkdz nation #this is obvs not serious btw pls do not treat it like it is (<- ppl have treated meme art as serious b4 and sent me weird asks abt them- #pls do not do that- this is just meant to be light hearted and silly akjsdh) #HELLLPP I forgor to give Dazai's body any sense of shadow that just makes it funnier to me-

[the-magpie-archives]

Me, on trial for two murders that I may or may not have committed: Your honour, I'm LITERALLY in my Jonathan Sims era.

#They ask me for evidence and I try to play MAG 92 but there's like 5 minutes of ads and it's really awkward #They find me guilty on the basis that I was really annoying in court and nobody enjoyed the session #I have acquired a bad grade at being in court and will now spend 25+ years in prison #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #jonathan sims #jurgen leitner #brutal pipe murder #tma season 3 #tma memes #tma spoilers #tw murder #Oh and in case it's been a while since you listened to season 3 it's two cos they thought he killed sasha too 😌

[howlingaround]

Nobody asked how many lives Kitty has left, so i made a comic about it

For added effect: you should be able to time this to the 2015 version of the Zenigata March (bc thats what i did in my head)

Additional notes:

1 is mousetrap

2 is lightning bolt, and i couldnt figure out how to draw a cat skeleton, so itsmyfault the joke doesnt land

3 is refernce to the short film The Trident, which is the backstory to how Puss shot himself out of a cannon

4 is refence to a deleted scene from the first trailer! Im gonna delete it as well an have a piano drop on kitty bc thats funnier

5, 6 and 7 where just my way of doing something even dumber than Puss

Other ideas i had but didnt do :

Kitty singing And I Will Always Love You in a bar and getting an axe thrown at her (a bit too brutal and not funny enough)

Indiana Jones style stone chase (too long)

Choking on a fur ball thingy (looks weird to draw)

Gazpacho woman and muscle man are the ones in the bar as well as the guy Puss stole espresso from⁷

#Puss in Boots #Puss in Boots: The Last Wish #Spoilers? #I had the idea since MARCH and me friends liked the sketch but i stil havent made a coloured version! #Cant draw cats cant draw perrito argh #Srsly tho why does nobody ask about kittys lives? She got nine as well shes a CAT... well she had nine #My Art #My Comic #Howlings Aroundabout

[saetoru]

with no disrespect fem doesnt equal she/her tho it would be easier to just say reader uses she/her

bro she’s fem! bc i said she’s fem! like fr y’all nitpick over everything. reader was referred to as suguru’s “sister” and used “she/her” pronouns and had a pussy like that’s very fem to me thanks !!

#asks! #i rly try to be respectful to everyone and cater to everyone #but #literally no matter what i tag reader as #everyone got something to complain about #i tried afab for just anatomy but no pronouns on reader #but ppl had issues w that #apparently me being cis means i cannot write afab so ok !! sure !! i quit using that altogether bc i rly #could not be bothered #sometimes ppl get mad at me for gender neutral #‘sweetheart is not gender neutral’ #SINCE WHEN ???? WHAT. #and now i’m fairly confident #as a female myself #that i can confidently say reader pretty much checks the boxes that #calling her fem reader in this fic #is not hurting nobody #so pls #leave me alone and nit pick somewhere else #it is so exhausting

[colgatebluemintygel]

WE ARE SOO BACK

#MISSED THEM............ #slipping back into oao s's brain is the easiest thing i've ever done #for sure going to have to re-read oao in its entirety (yuck ! ew!! torture !!!!) because i have forgotten much. but #love u forever s... #also had to return with benjy slander rofl #there was no other way #nobody's favourite wet noodle of a man !!!!! #uhmm also to avoid confusion this is not a chapter post... i am just working on the doc for the first time since august 😇 #also slowly catching up on all the tags/asks/etc !! speaking of. one of my new years resolutions is to ANSWER MY ASKS #i feel perma guilt about how terrible i am at answering them and it occurred to me recently that there is a v simple solution #and that is. to actually answer them :o) #oao

[hyperfixatinator]

ROTTMNT Theory: Leonardo's Face

(I know this topic had been talked about in other posts before. I had a mighty need to add my 2 cents, along with some pictures.)

We know Leo's gonna grow to be an amazing leader. He's already learning how to work in groups and communicate with his team, and he's even beginning to reel back his prideful behavior.

However, to live by the important life lesson of "we do we", I get the feeling he's not gonna do it the same way as past TMNT iterations. Future Leo in the ROTTMNT movie is proof enough that his humorous quips are here to stay, even after decades of apocalyptic horrors.

Because Leo's right, he IS the face man. He just hasn't realized yet how crucial the face of a team is, or how great of a weapon it can be.

(Show and movie spoilers under the cut.)

Firstly, the face is an important tool for navigating the world around you. It's where three (four counting the ears) of the body's senses are placed. Sure, you can technically live and roam through touch alone, but then you risk missing a lot of information about your surroundings that could impact your life.

Metaphorically speaking, Leo provides this for his team the most often. He uses his highly attuned senses to scan their environment for immediate details. This allows him to adjust their plans to even the slightest changes, or to make quicker deductions based on whatever clues he finds.

Another thing about faces is how prominently they're used for communication. They are one of the most critical tools for social interactions of all kinds, including deception. Mastery of facial gestures is what lets so many actors/actresses thrive when putting on believable performances.

Continuing the metaphor, Leo has proven himself to be a master of persuasion so many times throughout the Rise series. His easygoing charm can make him both motivating for loved ones and easy to underestimate for opponents.

Once Leo's self confidence improves some more, his social intelligence gives him the potential to become terrifyingly powerful. The ability to outwit geniuses by thinking outside the box. Negotiation skills that could put the average politician to shame. Eyes as sharp as his katanas, ones that could read people like comic books. An equally sharp tongue able to flip entire situations in his team's favor through words alone.

Next to hope, Leo's face truly is his most dangerous weapon. He just needs to learn how to not let it control him. I'd love to see Leo further develop this more charismatic style of leadership that tends to set him apart from his past series' counterparts.

#Leonardo #rottmnt #rottmnt movie spoilers #rise leo #analysis #You could also say Leo is both the face AND the voice of his team #I feel like Leo being a phenomenal actor is a key reason why Splinter chose him to be the new leader #Being a former actor himself #Splinter knows how powerful words and appearances can be in leading (or misleading) others #Splinter finally saw part of himself in Leo and decided that kind of potential shouldn't go neglected again #Leo asked why nobody had any faith in him #so Splinter took a chance to put some faith in him #I ended up titling this one a 'theory' too because it felt weird to have it labeled differently from my last rottmnt post #Sorry for the small text in some pics. I wanted to cram as many screenshots as I could since I'm a sucker for photographic evidence.

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

My quote of the week that filled my girlfriend with Rage:

"Destiny is just Kingdom Hearts for Halo fans."

#i say this as someone who's been playing destiny since the beta for 1 #answers to questions nobody asked #its world building is stronger than its storytelling which ranges from Absolutely Incredible to Why This #and that applies to both the story and the world building #dialog ranges from deeply profound commentary on grief to Eternal Meme Status (they put bugs in him/that wizard came from the moon) #so much of it is utterly nonsensical when you aren't willing to meet it on its terms #it's SO daunting to get into beyond surface level engagement if you haven't stayed with it through basically its whole run #your mage friend is terrifyingly powerful even compared to the calvacade of other terrifyingly powerful people you know #(donald zettaflare duck and ikora multiple super attacks in a row on multiple separate occasions rey) #destiny #destiny 2 #kingdom hearts #i hate how much i wanna see goofy donald and sora done up as a fireteam #or kingdom hearts flavored armor sets for hunter warlock and titan

[sualne]

Sualne: ofc they know each other, otherwise it'd be too sad

Also Sualne: Makes Ace suffer alone

Btwww it's not a hate comment or anything I just found it very funny, the duality of Sualne ✨️✨️✨️

ace IS a very sad character! :'D he says something in his light novel (that i havent read but really need to (law's too)) about how he probably would've killed himself if it hadn't been for sabo and luffy, im forcing him to survive till he can meet luffy in the au, but i have to keep that passive suicidality of his in there! ace even in canon was not doing fine at all!!

the duality of sualne, lol, i havent even started the angst yet.

here a lil ace ive drawn for concepts art and planning reasons:

#crocau ask #suicide mention #my art #described in alt text #if i think about him for too long i go 'aughhauuuagh' yknow #since this au exist because i was rereading his death i need him in there. to be important and all. #this au is kind of a 'everyone was harmed in the process of making this' but for the characters in it. #ive actually started sketching out some of the more angstier/violent part of the story and im thinking. i hope nobody feels tricked #by the cute stuff and gets mad. also wondering about what kind of warning i'll need to use #angst/tragedy is better enjoyed if there's something to love. to lose before it all go south. if its misery then more misery and no breaks #thats just too sad!!! unrelated but ive been thinking its funny ace looks more like croc than luffy does.