#slime speaks

[greenslime69]

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

#dont mind me im just watching the end of the world #im doing random number generator nuwho lol #ninth doctor #dw #doctor who #slime speaks #100 #200 #300 #400 #500 #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #20k #30k

[heehoothefool]

"Are cishet ace/aro men queer" holy fuck you people are just awful huh. Really just showing that we haven't moved past the Basically Straight ideology.

As a cisgender, heteroromantic ace individual myself, allow me to tell you a little bit about myself.

I spent most of my life wondering what was wrong with me. I knew very quickly that many of the people who confessed their love for me would not want me the moment they found out I was averse to sex. I would daydream of various men I'd had crushes on over the years spending time with me in ways I was comfortable, but rarely did I confess my feelings because a simple saying rang in my ears.

"You'll never find a man who will love you without sex."

And the people in my Instagram DMs who would call me baby and then ghost me after they figured out the flag in my profile picture spoke volumes to that. I was only desirable because I was physically attractive. No one wanted to love my personality, not if they couldn't also fuck me. It just wasn't an option.

I have been ostracized. I have been told I don't belong. The straight community does not want me because I do not actively desire sex. The very people you're trying to lump me in with because I'm "basically straight" will not claim me because I am not like them.

I am The Other. I am Less Than. I am Strange. I am Queer.

A person born male, who identifies as a man, and is attracted to women exclusively but only in one way (romantic) or the other (sexual) is queer.

That is a man who either does not desire sex, and is therefore Not Really A Man by society's gender standards and expectations, or does not desire a romantic relationship/wife/girlfriend and is called a manwhore dirtbag who sleeps around or is asked eternally by family and maybe partners who don't get it When He's Going To Get Married.

To be straight requires you to identify with your gender assigned at birth, to feel romantic attraction to the opposite gender exclusively, to feel sexual attraction to the opposite gender exclusively, and to only desire monogamy in that relationship.

A man, born a man, who is not romantically attracted women, but sexually attracted to them, is not straight.

A man, born a man, who is romantically attracted to women, but not sexually attracted to women, is not straight.

There is no debate. Yes, even the Demisexuals and Demiromantics. Yes, even the ones who are capable of feeling these things only under the right conditions.

They're all queer. Every single one. Because they deviate from the idea that Every Man Wants To Fuck A Woman And Be A Loving Husband By Default.

If you disagree with any part of this post get the fuck off my blog. If you try to start shit in the notes or in my asks you're getting blocked.

We're here. We're queer. Fucking deal with it.

#slime speaks #asexual #aromantic #aspec #y'all are fucking awful for this shit #aces and aros of all sorts are welcome here

[slimesleep]

crumb would do numbers on tumblr

#she is so funny it’s unreal #slime speaks #5k

[ohnoitsslime]

I've been seeing a lot of human hate on my dash and I'ma just say what the fuck is wrong w y'all. I get it, I do. But you're including people's fucking family. You mean every human. You mean the people who kept me from suicide. You mean the people who have no effect on your life and would support you. It's fucking insane. MB for the hateful rant but if you hate humans get the fuck off my blog. BLOCK ME.

#aroace #slime speaks #sorry for the rant

[slime-t00th]

sorry for reaching out and out then failing to post anyways but is anyone still around? i think 3 years might be enough of an exorcism . just checking idk

#i could just post but if i post art into a void i might be sad. or maybe ill just do that to do it and if youre still here and see it #uh neat and ily . grr its weird giving up and then deciding not to in a bunch of different times and vibes and areas if that makes sense. #hope it doesnt. idk. im sad and making art is personal and revealing so that bugs me but its better than nothing. #either sad art or absolute empty head complete sticker symbol doodle stuff coming right up lol its what we got #i... am sorry that time is stretched so long? its digitizing everything that will take a while but i....... miss it #i hope youre still here. yes you. yes actually you :( #slime speaks

[malupenaloza]

#dark #darkness #dark aesthetic #pielbonita #blancoynegro #sepia photography #art #body art #skinnydip #skiinii #fit girls #slime speaks #slim body

[edisted]

#slime speaks #tedooo #diy #crafts

[slimecicleplushie]

10 minutes to the end of this jrwi episode and my earbuds break. right after charlie says gillion jumps into a fucking PORTAL??????

#FAWK #slime speaks #jrwi liveblog

[slimeshr00m]

I think not enough people realize that the saying "fed is best" applies to everyone, not just children. You can only get yourself to eat a particular thing? Eat it. It takes energy to get better, and food gives us that. We're all deserving of food no matter what point in life, recovery, etc. any of us are

#slime speaks #food #we deserve to eat #mental health #? #not sure what else to tag #ask to tag

[jonostroveart]

Murdoch

#political satire #editorial cartoons #politics #political cartoon #us politics #fox news #dominion #rupert murdoch #fox network #swamp art #election2020 #slime boy #slime speaks

[eternalbastards]

opinions on christmas music? (if you celebrate or are forced to be in the presence of the music)

personally I don't like the music minus Blue Christmas by Elvis

— Schlatt 🐏

some of it's catchy! I don't like Mariah Carey tho :(

— Slime 💚

#schlatt speaks #eternalbastards #slime speaks #anon ask

[greenslime69]

The only good thing to come out of my for you page

(Art by @sarakipin)

#also sarakipin lmk if you want me to take this down i just thought it was funny <3 #dungeon meshi #thistle dungeon meshi #sissel dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #slime speaks

[heehoothefool]

Cannot stand the new Mobile Discord UI, actually. Like. Why? Just why? I liked that it reflected Desktop, it was simple to understand and use and all the information I needed (locations of unread messages) were all in one spot instead of split up by buttons on a hot bar.

Also that DMs tab is fucking trash, dude, that triggers every part of my ADHD so bad, why does it look like a screen of emails what is WRONG with you people?

And why is the settings button so stupidly difficult to find? Like it should not be that small and take that many steps to get to. What the fuck?

I've already used a process to rollback to an older version of the app but like why can't there just be a toggle? Why can't we let apps be unique and have unique interfaces instead of trying to make them all work the fucking same? I use Discord because it ISN'T Amino or Instagram or Google Hangouts or Skype or Steam or anything like them! That's the point! That's the fucking point!

Stop fucking homogeonizing everything into Messenger App #57! This fucking sucks!

#slime speaks #i've already left feedback in every avenue i can #i wouldn’t be complaining if they just. gave me a toggle option for ui preference #i get the new ui might make more sense to other people but like #it's too cluttered and has too many steps #i use this app to message because it's simple and has all the things i need it to have #and all of it is easy to find because i know where it is #discord #discord update

[slimesleep]

the height check being such an important/iconic thing in this fandom bc of how they all met over the internet during quarantine and didn’t meet irl til months or years after they met virtually….. i’m crying

#panel has me getting emotional orz #slime speaks

[ohnoitsslime]

This account is a safe space for THERIANS. I am not one myself but like. Y'all cool. I wanna meet a fox therian.

#therian #therian safe space #i like foxes #aroace #slime speaks

[slime-t00th]

JUST found this account!!! cant tell what most of the art is but That's Pulsating Mass, baby!!! love that!!!

yeahgggg!!! that's alright, it's all abt shapes and mass and goo and mush anyways!!! 💚💚💚🤙🏻

#slime speaks #biteybeast