#slow AF

[futureless]

good morning to everyone except for ppl who drive slow af in the fast lane & then decide to speed up when you try to pass them

#borderline tag #talk tag #tag #bpd tag #text tag #diagnosed bipolar disorder #borderline personality disorder #take care #substance abuse #cptsdwarrior #road rage #slow drivers #you suck #get the hell outta the way #let me pass #dummy #move #slow af

[strqyr]

it's finally cold enough that the ground stays frosty for most of the day and it would absolutely be my favorite time of the year if not for the fact that the sun is setting at 3pm and shining directly in to my eyes when i'm on a walk with my dog.

you win some you lose some.

#if it (the sun) would learn to do it faster there would be no problem #but noooooo #it just sits there #slow af #''but couldn't you just wear sunglasses?'' #sunglasses aren't a fall vibe so no

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Wait what are y’all talking about someone posting stuff from a month ago?

There's this girl mad because urban made this post ( the story was made like a month ago) about jack smoking harry styles on the charts. She had the audacity to call urban ugly over a meme. Now she still riding his dick to this day

#she blocked me #now that i come to think about it her ass was probably the one sending ask talking about urban call harry a f*g in British terms 🙄💀💀 #slow af #urban wyatt

[saintobio]

LONG LIVE THE VILLAINESS !

amidst the tale of sweetest love and bitterest revenge, the fallen empress is cast back ten years into the past to correct her sins and avoid eternal damnation, even at the price of betraying her once husband, the very cause of her downfall.

♱ pairings. gojo satoru, fem!reader

♱ genre. enemies-to-lovers, period piece, medieval au

♱ tags. ooc, regression, crown prince!gojo, noble lady!reader, politics, classism, clan wars, religion (catholicism), misogyny, violence, war, rebellion, suggestive, smut, gore, double life, explicit language, more to be added

♱ notes. this fic draws heavy inspirations from the webnovel ‘sister, i am the queen in this life’ and manhwa of the same name. it’s basically a fanfic of that series bc i am obsessed with it :’D

♱ status. on-going (slow updates)

♱ THIS SERIES WILL SERVE AS THE THE SECOND TIMELINE -> READ HERE FOR THE FIRST TIMELINE (ORIGINAL STORY) ♱

PROLOGUE.

ACT I. THE LADY

ACT II. THE CROWN PRINCE

ACT III. THE KNIGHT

ACT IV. THE STAR CROSSED LOVERS

ACT V. THE BLESSED

ACT VI. THE SIN

ACT VII. THE REVELATION

ACT VIII. THE ENEMY

ACT IX. THE LOVER

ACT X. THE EMPRESS

EPILOGUE.

PROLOGUE 

Like plunging beneath the surface of water and then, abruptly, breaking through to the air above—your body jolted as if awakening in a new world altogether. You drew in a long breath, your eyes fluttering open to reveal the ceiling, both familiar yet unfamiliar in its greeting. Swiftly, you surveyed your surroundings, noting with growing recognition the confines of your old room within the De Roma estate. The estate! 

You were not in the palace of Caelum, but in the estate of House De Roma. A surge of realization flooded through you as you dashed towards the nearest mirror, confronting your reflection with wide, startled eyes. 

No... could it be... that you have returned to your body, ten years prior?!

In the mirror, the reflection staring back at you was not that of the notorious wife of the tyrant Emperor Satoru, but of a 20-year-old maiden, the eldest daughter of Duke de Roma, with fuller cheeks and a more youthful appearance. You could not shake the feeling of disbelief, wondering if this was all just a dream, so you reached out to touch your arms and felt the flesh beneath your fingers, trying to convince yourself that this was an unexpected reality.

Oh, you were back. You found yourself returned to your former self, a decade younger, but now armed with the knowledge of your past life's actions and their consequences. Alongside this newfound understanding, the gift of clairvoyance had also been bestowed upon you.

And for what? Why had the heavens above returned you to your body? Was it for revenge, a second chance, or perhaps punishment?

Suddenly, a loud, deafening sound pierced your ears, and a blinding white light enveloped your vision. Your body became as still as a statue, and it felt as though your soul was transported to a fourth dimension where divine intervention seemed a lot more plausible to exist.

As your soul hovered in the liminal space between life and death, you found yourself standing before a figure cloaked in billowing robes, her presence commanding and her gaze piercing. This figure was Fortuna, the ancient Caelan goddess of fortune and fate, her visage austere and unforgiving.

“Are you aware of the sins that stain your soul?” 

“Have you felt the weight of your transgressions, the consequences of your actions that have wrought suffering upon your people and brought ruin to your empire?”

Her voice echoed through the realm with the divine judgment that weighed upon your conscience, while her gaze penetrated to the core of your being and demanded honesty and accountability in the face of your past misdeeds.

“Will you atone for your sins?” 

“Will you seize this opportunity for redemption, or will you squander it in self-pity and remorse?”

As you stood in the presence of the ancient goddess, grappling with the heaviness of your sins and the daunting task ahead, a brilliant light had all of a sudden illuminated the space around you. From the heart of this radiant glow emerged the figure of Archangel Raphael, his presence heralded by a chorus of angelical voices and the stirring of celestial winds.

Clad in robes that seemed to shimmer with the intensity of celestial light, Archangel Raphael's presence commanded attention, his wings unfurled behind him in a display of resolute authority. If Goddess Fortuna was intimidating, the archangel was fearsome all the more. His gaze, intense and penetrating, swept over you with a gravity that left no room for evasion or deceit.

“Empress of Caelum,” he spoke, his tone firm and unyielding, and his voice carrying a billion years of heavenly existence, “You stand accused of grievous sins, crimes that have shaken the very foundations of your empire and brought suffering upon your people.”

There was no trace of softness in Archangel Raphael's demeanor, no room for mercy in the face of wrongdoing. His presence was a testament to the uncompromising nature of divine justice, his strictness a reflection of the solemn duty entrusted to him as an Archangel of the Almighty. This, no doubt, was the face of a true and formidable executor of justice.

And you, the subject, had angered the divine beings that guarded the Caelan Empire, so much so that God himself sent the goddess of the land and one of his archangels to mitigate your rightful punishment.

“By the decree of the Almighty, you are granted a second chance to amend your sins and redeem your soul. You shall return to the mortal realm, to live your life anew and correct the sins that have stained your soul.”

“Should you fail to rectify your past transgressions, should you stray from the path of righteousness and succumb once more to the temptations of darkness, know that the consequences shall be severe and eternal.”

“For those who squander the gift of divine mercy shall be cast into the deepest depths of hell, where they shall endure a punishment of unending torment and suffering.”

In the presence of Archangel Raphael and Goddess Fortuna’s equally stern gazes, you were keenly aware of the magnitude of your transgressions and the severity of the judgment that awaited you. But even as you trembled beneath the weight of their scrutiny, you knew that their presence also offered you the opportunity for redemption, with your only task to prove yourself worthy of divine mercy.

Indeed, it was by your very hands that hundreds and thousands of Christian souls shed their blood. Innocent lives, both young and old, were cruelly taken at your command. The citizens of Caelum who fell sick from the spread of the plague. The esteemed Caelan advisors of your husband’s primogenitors, skinned alive and speared in pikes by the Tiber River. The wrongly accused maid who suffered the indignity of serving your husband, paraded unclothed through the streets and subjected to the brutality of the pear of anguish. The gallant and dignified knight, tortured mentally and physically in the atrocious dungeon. Now, you find yourself thrust back into the horrors of your former life ten years hence. A life of a noble lady who ought not to be blinded by her destructive love for the empire’s crown prince. 

Yet, could you truly navigate this life without ascending to the position as his empress?

As you tried to commune with the divine beings afore you, a haze in your vision transported you away from the heavenly space, realizing that you were already drawn back into the reality of your chamber, inhabiting the youthful frame of a twenty-year-old daughter of a duke. You found yourself too astonished to move, too shaken to speak, and too afraid to take any action in this new lease of life blessed upon you. At that very moment, your state of reverie was disrupted at the arrival of your maid, who entered your chamber in a humble servant garb.

Milena. The maid whose life was cut short by your hand in your past existence due to petty thievery. “My lady,” she spoke with a hint of respect and urgency, unaware of the ill-fate you had given her in your past life, “A visitor has arrived at the gates and requests an audience with you. Shall I show them in?” 

Too soon? Need it truly be so soon to engage with the people from your past life immediately after awakening to your old, yet younger body? Gazing upon your maid through the mirror, you asked, “Who is that intruder you speak of?” 

She bowed her head, her stance shifting into one of apologetic deference. The way she firmly stood by your door was a message to you that the intruder was not someone you could easily reject the presence of.

“The visitor is His Highness, Crown Prince Satoru.” 

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#series: lltv #gojo satoru x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jjk x reader #jjk royal au #slow updates bc sy is prio #i will not write this in archaic english anymore ITS HARD AF #but i had to put this out there so i can remind myself to write it *sobs* #might just write this on the side

[aveloka-draws]

I love your art style

Can I see more of them <3 (lamb, saleos, leshy, and narinder) being menaces

Thank you! One Lamb being a little bit of a menace in progress

#ask a bird #as for the other you asked for... we'll see #im slow af #crumbs for those asking about lambs past

[vanessavixenx2]

It’s a lovely, sunshiny morning! ☀️ Vv xo

#tittituesday #tittivating #free the bewbs #bewbs #my bewbs #bouncing titts #tit drop #slow motion #curves for days #amazing breasts #great breasts #lovely breasts #curvy mature #curvalicious #mature sexy #curvy af #curvy girls #curvy blonde #natural bewbs #nudity

[pixlokita]

The ugly ass groom meme but with jeremike as ponies idk

#pix habla #fnaf #mlp #jeremike #Mike is all ugly and rotting but his husband love him anyway #me drawing this at work because it’s a holiday but we didn’t get time off but nobody is working so it’s slow af

[maiaczy]

Quick doodle of the sand guy before today's chapter ✨️

#don't worry i haven't forgotten about the drawing requests #i draw slow af but i will get to them all i promise #eventually #anyways cant wait for the new chapter #s o o n #the jojolands #jjba #fanart #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizzare adventure #art #digital art #jojo #sketch #myart #jojo fanart

[guardian-angle22]

Tarlos Wedding Celebration Event [Week 5] -> favorite s2 moment(s)-> all the flirty banter

#911 lone star #911lsedit #tarlos #tk strand #carlos reyes #tarlosweddingcelebration #tarlosweddingevent #this is my jam right here #flirty boyfriends being adorable af #i don't know if i can pick a favorite moment here. part of me wants to choose the last one #but I also just absolutely love the adorable banter when they were moving tk into the condo #I would love s5 to have a better balance of this with the heavy stuff #s4 was just toooo much heavy. not enough flirting lol #give us flirty HUSBANDS #my gifs #episode: s02e01 back in the saddle #episode: s02e04 friends with benefits #episode: s02e10 a little help from my friends #episode: s02e11 slow burn #episode: s02e12 the big heat

[cali]

--runaway harpy- crops under cut

+printz

#art #i had to learn so much new stuff here challenging af but i think its awesome pic #like painting wet and rain and dark and ripple #mostly ms paint in terms of actual painting but i composited a lot in paint net and added a lot of filter stuffs there #i can draw again yippy #i couldnt recently cuz one of my cats died spontaneously and i mostly didnt move at all for a bit but im relearning it now so more pic agai #maybeeeee #ill never promise u anything #took like 20 hrs maybe cuz i work slow and weird and delicate #goodniiiiight im going too beeeeeed

[njere]

Emmet's love for joltiks knows no bounds 💛

#submas #submas emmet #emmet #submas kudari #ingo and emmet #submas ingo #submas nobori #emmet pokemon #joltik #pokemon fanart #submas fanart #my art #bit of an older piece i haven't posted here yet #new stuff is in the works just give me some more time i'm slow af

[loustyles]

Harry with the lesbian flag The last show | Reggio Emilia, Italy

#been doing this slow af to keep me sane w many dance breaks lmao #currently having a breakdown to fine line tho so it didnt work ✌️ #harry styles #stylesedits #hlcreators #hljournal #hs #photos #gedit #also i wasnt paying attention and the 1st time i processed the 1st gif it was TEN mb lmaaaao

[trans-cuchulainn]

got my testosterone gel today but i can't post progress videos because my family follow me on social media and i haven't told them i'm going on T so you can BET my friends are gonna get deeply annoying messages about my leg hair for the next... several months as i attempt to document this somehow

#it's like. quarter dose. so it'll be slow af #and idk how long i'm gonna stay on so i'm trying to buy time before telling parents #personal

[sol-lar-bink]

Another old Metroid doodle I hadn't uploaded yet for some reason

Prime 2 Samus (:

#myart #sketches #doodles #metroid #metroid prime 2 #samus #samus aran #varia suit #stiiill slow af sorz

[inevitably-johnlocked]

With so many of the greatest writers leaving the writing in our fandom, I was wondering if you could recommend some newer or even older fic authors that are of the same level? I don't want to stop reading Johnlock, it's basically all I read anymore! I know I'm spoiled with having read fics by @chryse @breath4soul @arwamachine @7-percent @therealsaintscully @ohlooktheresabee @runnfromtheak @meetinginsamarra and @jbaillier

I understand that not everyone wants to dedicate their lives to writing fanfic, or have outgrown the fandom, or real life has become overwhelming. By no way am I demanding more fic from these amazing writers. I'd really just like to know of any other wonderful writers that are just as good. I need to feed my addiction hahaha! Thank you for your advice and suggestions, I love you!

Hey Nonny!

Ah, I get what you mean :) Our authors are people too, who have lives that keep them busy, AND they still provide us with amazing fics for free!! <3

That said, because I ALWAYS feel like I'm going to miss some great authors, I'm gonna once again default to: you can always be guaranteed "newer" fics in the fandom by checking out my weekly #FiveFicsFriday posts!! It's a weekly collection of new fics suggested to me, often brand new stories in the fandom! Here are over 1000 fics for you to check out on these lists:

YEAR ONE MASTERPOST (Sept 29/19 to Sept 25/20)

YEAR TWO MASTERPOST (Sept 25/20 to Sept 24/21)

YEAR THREE MASTERPOST (Oct 1/21 to Sept 23/22)

YEAR FOUR MASTERPOST (Sept 30/22 to Sept 22/23)

But honestly, I think every author is amazing here!!! Without them we wouldn't have the amazing content we have! Always support our authors and artists <3

If anyone wants Nonny to check them or their faves out, please don't hesitate to add themselves to the notes!!

(and if you don't think you "deserve" to be listed among these authors, STOP BEING SILLY!! We love you!! <3)

#steph replies #author appreciation #fanfiction #johnlock fic recs #fandom love #i love all of our authors #i'm slow af to read these days #but please give all of them a chance and some love!!! #because even stephen king had a first story first draft <3

[lacyscabinet]

Everyone going crazy because during Nat's death scene she sees Lottie and not Travis...

I mean yeah, I get it, but the most shocking/heartbreaking thing for me is that she saw herself, more specifically her younger self and to be even MORE specific her pre-crash self, aka the part of Nat that died during the crash.

The half of her soul that died when the plane went down meets the half that survived to bring her into the afterlife and finally rest.

"No, I'm not supposed to be here"

"We both know that's not true, this is exactly where we belong, we've been here for years"

#emy's absolute nonsense #maybe someone already noticed this before but guys I'm slow af #natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets #nat scatorccio #natalie scatorccio x reader #yellowjackets x reader #nat scatorccio x reader #yellowjackets x you #natalie scatorccio x y/n #travis martinez #lottienat #lottie matthews