#sometimes i swear

[frankdam]

daily tune

#the vaccines #sometimes #i swear #sometimes i swear #Spotify

[theartofslime]

"The disc finale meant attachments good"

Mmm yes tell me more about how the plotline that ended with someone deciding to betray his friend for money and then personally helped drag him to prison was supposed to convey the message that attachments were good.

Go on, look me right in the green and tell me how that works.

#wordsofslime #sometimes i swear #staged disc finale #I'm thinking about stuff ignore me #do not speak to me of red herrings

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :( #I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :( #it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

[quietsamurai98]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dnd #sometimes i swear this game/the dm is just rolling dice to fuck with me

[jedi-starbird]

'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'

No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.

(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)

#i fully believe the first 3 years after qui gon manifests himself is screaming matches between the two its cathartic or something #tatooine residents watching ben have a seemingly coherent arguement with nothing #but sometimes they swear the wind moves the sand to form the shadow of a very tall man next to ben #tatooine residents very invested into the one-sided family drama theyre hearing about #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #star wars

[fulokis]

I’m so embarrassed I’m at a Starbucks and the cashier was directing me to the order pick up and I said heard in response like didn’t even think about it was automatic

#just outed myself as a foodservice worker no biggie #sometimes I swear

[wolfythewitch]

isaac

#art #sketch #comic #religion #christianity #our sermon last week was about the story of isaac #and i found it disconcerting how enthusiastically they praised abraham's resolve to give up his son #and i can't fault him. god told him to #but sometimes i wonder how isaac felt #handing him the wood to burn at his altar #wolfy religious tedtalks #anyways i swear my other pride month drawings will be more cheerful HAHA

[some-pers0n]

Any of those trends or posts where it's like: "Hey post a bunch of your comfort characters and let your followers psychoanalyze you" I always consider doing but that would have me reconcile with the fact that I have a type

#Chronic villain enjoyer moment #I swear I do love characters other than villains. sometimes #sp-rambles

[bluespiritshonour]

"Not everything's changed" -Mai, Going Home Again

#there's so many things i wanna draw and draw well from going home again #drew this for stress relief because other work refused to get done #but ended up getting more stressed because it wouldn't turn out how i wanted #or maybe it's cause i was lazy and didn't want to put in the effort #why is life like this #maiko #atla mai #mai #zuko #going home again comic #going home again #atla comics #atla #avatar the last airbender #artists on tumblr #fanart #ink blot #this is also the last piece im posting without glaze or nightshade on it #the last one i swear #might redraw it sometime in the future #used carbon dating on this one

[geekytealover]

Obsessed with the bit in oathbringer pt2 where shallan is like ‘oh there’s something wrong with the spren in this city I need to study them’ and decides the best way to do this is to intentionally fall over in front of adolin & kaladin and give them the equivalent of a panty shot. For science

#she’s SO FUNNY!!!!! #they have one braincell between the three of them sometimes I swear #shallan davar #adolin kholin #kaladin stormblessed #the stormlight archive

[questionablealibi]

Asking for a bit of company <3

Happy 4/27!!!! Just in time after my exams! It's so wonderful seeing this fandom still up and going. I never even thought that i'd have the guts to post about these sillies when the first game came out!

I hoped that i would be able to do a full-fledged art piece with proper colors and shading and all for this day, but i got rather busy this past week ^^;

I hope you all enjoy the rest of the Stanley Day ^^ take care <3

Oh, and see you guys at the sad-ist premiere too ;)

#the stanley parable #tsp #tspud #tsp fanart #tspud fanart #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #tspud stanley #tspud narrator #stanarrator #stanley x narrator #stanley needs a little company sometimes #o'neil hands him their coat 90% of the time he comes down #i said id delve into more serious tones but here i am #i will soon i swear #i have a bunch of songs that i associate with these two and the game itself and i think theyre crunchy #youll see them soon hopefully #Alibi!

[illufinch]

unicorn

#my art #pixel #unicorn #i do draw sometimes i swear.... #anyway i made a horse :)

[suitsofarmour]

Tracks ✨

#transformers #transformers g1 #g1 tracks #tracks #maccadam #my art #was watching his g1 episodes again i miss him.. #i actually make finished and colored art sometimes i swear