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I’m sure someone else has beaten me to it, but here’s a translation of the ledger Andreas can find in the abbey library, with my translation notes – long post below the cut:
Mother Katharine, Prioress AD 1459[1]
Sister Hildegard, 16 years old Named Anna Gölderich, of Ravensburg. Proficient in Latin. Studious and obedient, with a soft, pious voice. 150 florins donated by her father. Additional 15 florins annually.
Mother Hildegard[2] AD March 1481
Sister Cecilia Daughter of the Welser family of Augsburg[3]. Named Adelheit. She is wise and learned in Latin and French. 200 florins given by the family before her arrival. Additional promise of 20 florins annually. AD August 1505
Sister Gertrude Named Metze[4] Huberyn, born in the Variscan Court[5]. Minimal proficiency in Latin. Kind and knowledgeable about herbal medicine. Most knowledge passed down by her father, an apothecary, who donated six florins to the monastery.
Sister[6] Matilda, 17 years old From Kempten[7], named Matilda. Moderately proficient in Latin. Calm, disciplined. Daughter of a Frisian merchant who donated ten florins and a large quantity of ultramarine pigment for the Scriptorium’s use. Mittenwald Ascetarium, May 1515 to September 1515[8]
Sister Illuminata Named Angelina, from the noble Capocci[9] family of Perugia, who were close to Abbot Rudolf[10]. Extremely learned in Latin as well as French and Germanic languages[11]. Restrained[12], sensible, and perceptive. The Capocci family donated 50 florins before her arrival, with an additional promise of 20 florins annually. 1507
Mother Cecilia, Prioress February AD 1510
Sister Sophia Born to the Hafner family in Birgitz. No knowledge of Latin but gentle and reverent. Parents are humble paupers. Three sacks of flour donated. AD 1512
Sister Lijsbet, 34 years old Born in Dutch Trecht[13], from the Hack Woutersen marriage[14]. Moderately proficient in Latin but proficient in Saxon. Hardworking and pious. Merchant parents. She has long been connected to Kiersau through her mother’s family, the Kaufmanns of Rothenburg ob der Tauer. They gave 12 florins, with an additional promise of two florins annually. AD 1514
Sister Margarete From the Auer family in Krimml. Mostly blind due to glaucoma. Can see colours. Moderately proficient in Latin. The daughter of wealthy peasants who each donated bags of wool and pastureland in Krimml. AD 1515
Sister Zdena The third daughter of the Rožmberk family of Tábor[15]. Very learned and proficient in Latin. The Rožmberks paid 100 florins before her arrival, with an additional promise of 30 florins annually.
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[1] In the original text, the year is written as MCCCCLVIIII. Typically this would be written as MCDLIX, in accordance with subtractive notation (i.e. how we normally write Roman numerals), but there are historical examples of additive notation sometimes being used, for some reason – sometimes both would be used interchangeably in the same document, or even the same number.
[2] This entry likely documents Hildegard’s promotion as opposed to there being two Hildegards in the abbey, as there’s no other information included and the same is done for Sister, later Mother Cecilia below.
[3] The Latin here is originally pretty clunky and obscure (“Welser daughter of the Augsburg Vindelici”); Andreas explicitly mentions Cecilia’s family as well (and telegraphs other important information for the player this way). The Welsers were a German merchant family that rose to prominence in the 16th century as financiers for the Habsburgs along with another family, the Fuggers. They accumulated their wealth mainly through trade and the German colonisation of the Americas, including enslaved labour, so. Yikes!  The Vindelici were a Gallic people based in present-day Augsburg; I don’t actually know if the Welsers themselves were descended from them, but I’d assume so, given that the region is correct.
[4] Diminutive form of Mechthild.
[5] The contemporary name for Hof, believed at the time to be the seat of the Varisci/Narisci people.
[6] Sister Matilda is an oblate, as are Lijsbet and Magarete. Oblates aren’t professed monks or nuns, and so are technically part of the laity, but have associated themselves with a monastic community. They make formal promises – either annually or for life, depending on their affiliated monastery – to follow the Rule of the Order; as a result, they’re considered an extended part of the monastic community.
[7] I initially was stumped by this word and thought it referred to Matilda’s occupation in the abbey as cellarer, but then remembered Andreas reads she’s from Kempten, the old Latin name for which is, indeed, Cambodunum.
[8] Matilda’s age is either current in 1518, which would’ve meant she was 14 when Lorenz Rothvogel attacked her, or her record was retroactively updated to reflect her leave in 1515, making her 20+. Unfortunately, I think both are equally plausible, though being in her 20s would mean her relationship with Brother Wojslav, who imo appears to be older, has (slightly) less of an age gap.
[9] A quick search reveals the real-life Capocci were mostly associated with Viterbo, which is not Perugia lol.
[10] Another clunker originally.
[11] Theodiscus was the contemporary term referring to West Germanic languages; it comes from a Germanic adjective meaning ‘of the people.’ Since Latin was the language of science and religion, theodiscus was its opposite, i.e. the language spoken by the people.
[12] Retinēre very broadly means ‘to keep or hold back’ and so usually gets translated as either ‘to restrain’ or ‘to uphold.’ In describing a person, it can suggest any number of things: literally, physically restrained, or emotionally restrained, as in temperate or even repressed; someone who is steadfast and firm, or simply just is intelligent – as in, literally retains information well. Illuminata is all of these things, but I think ‘restrained’ suits her most compared to, say, tenacious.
[13] Utrecht. The city takes its name from the Roman fort Traiectum on the Rhine.
[14] Imma be real with you chief, other than Hack and Woutersen both being Dutch names, I have no fucking clue what this references – if anything – and I’ve found nothing that would help shed some light on it, either.
[15] The Rožmberk (Rosenberg) family was one of, if not the most powerful noble family in Bohemia from the 13th century until the early 17th century. Zdena is RICH rich, but her story is also pretty sad; it’s little wonder she’s Like That.
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for people who don't use reddit i would like to inform you that r/projectsekai has turned into a community for my colorful stage feat mimi harrison for april fool's day
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all the character and group names have changed, too. they're under the cut
virtual singer -> digital diva
hatsune miku -> mimi harrison, as in the author of the book "beat the budget"
kagamine rin -> riley kennedy, as in... i don't know who's most well known. many different people showed up...
kagamine len -> leon kennedy, as in the resident evil character i shit you not
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megurine luka -> lucy mcdonald, as in... again, multiple results. i don't know.
meiko -> megan hughs, as in the sister of phillip hughes (the cricketer) but misspelled
kaito -> kayden foster, as in... well, google says it's a teenager charged with homicide but i don't know if that's what they meant...
leo/need -> wish upon a starlight
ichika hoshino -> isabella hill, as in the actress (apparently)
saki tenma -> stella taylor, as in the actress (again, apparently...)
honami mochizuki -> hailey marshall, as in a misspelling of the character hayley marshall from the vampire diaries
shiho hinomori -> sophia hunt, as in the soprano (apparently???)
more more jump -> jumping in blind
minori hanasato -> mia hayes, as in the author... or the sims 4 character. take your pick.
haruka kiritani -> hannah klein, as in the screenwriter
airi momoi -> ava miller, as in the actress
shizuku hinomori -> skyler hunt, as in the tiktoker
vivid bad squad -> shake the streets
kohane azusawa -> kira austin, as in a misspelling of the australian netball player kiera austin maybe?
an shiraishi -> anna shaw, as in... a leader of the women's suffrage movement in the united states?? 😭
akito shinonome -> alex sanders, as in the fucking PRIEST???? 💀 well alright then
toya aoyagi -> thomas abbot, as in . an irish scholar and educator? this is getting weird as fuck but sure. sure.
wonderlands x showtime -> the wonderland stage spectacular
tsukasa tenma -> troy taylor, as in- JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE NAMED TROY TAYLOR. so it's either the record producer and singer l-songwriter, american coach and american football player, australian footballer, or cricketer. why the fuck are there so many people named troy taylor???!:???: 😭 i guess it fits that a lot of people had the "troy taylor stan" flair too
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emu otori -> emily osborne, as in the film producer... or a misspelling of emily osborn, the marvel character.
nene kusanagi -> naomi keller, as in... i don't know. google won't tell me.
rui kamishiro -> rowan kline, as in.. again, google won't tell me, but it looks like he's a footballer or something?
nightcord at 25:00 -> on the down low-d
kanade yoisaki -> kenzie yates, as in.... google won't tell me again.
mafuyu asahina -> madelyn abrams, as in... GOOGLE PLEASE GIVE ME ANSWERS BEFORE I CRY
ena shinonome -> ellie sanders, as in the author
mizuki akiyama -> morgan ascroft, as in... apparently no one. damn.
random side things are "natalie" for the mmj story, who i'm guessing is nanamin? and sally stewarts (sakurako, i assume) who i assume is supposed to be the actress sally stewart
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ithinkwehitametaphor · 5 months
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Ten Characters. Ten Fandoms. Ten Tags.
Thank you @vending-machine-witch for tagging me! <3
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Maxwell Klinger (M*A*S*H 4077)
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)
Loki (Marvel)
Steve Murphy (Narcos)
Sophia (Golden Girls)
Barbara Howard (Abbot Elementary)
The Corinthian (The Sandman)
Eric Effiong (Sex Education)
Bildad the Shuhite (Good Omens) ;D
Sylvia Tilly (Star Trek Discovery)
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No pressure tagging: @fahre @ladydorian @ilovewhiteroses @agirllovespancakes @sigelfire @oonajaeadira
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ericacrochets · 1 year
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Wavy Baby Romper by Sophia Abbot
Free Crochet Pattern Here (May need to make an account)
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solomontoaster · 10 months
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Just Leave A Comment Fest
Right, so I thought it would be fun to make a rec list of all the great fics I commented on during @justleaveacommentfest . I didn't have a ton of time to read fic this week, not just because of Ao3 going down, but I did my best! For fics that were multi-chapter I commented on every chapter.
July 10, Old/New:
New (published 7/8/2023, updated 7/11/2023) — Near Misses, Wishes by Underthebluerain | T | The Witcher | Jaskier/Radovid
Even if they don't fully realize it, Jaskier and Radovid's story is one of near misses.
Old (published 2/15/2013) — In the Hay by Hammocker | T | The Witcher | Jasker & Geralt
The night is too cold for Dandelion, but traveling with your closest friend has its perks.
July 11, <2k words:
1,917 words — Equal to Law by cyparissuscried | T | The Terror | Sophia Cracroft/Thomas Hartnell
Tom, she thinks. She could write a whole play with his name alone. He would be embarrassed of it and hide his face in the front of her kirtle at its premiere and she would not make fun, because that is the very reason for writing a play of his name. Tom. Thomas. Tom. Thomas. Tom. Thomas. Tom.
918 words — untitled (ghosts) by grahamgore | T | The Terror | Francis Crozier/James Clark Ross
It's 1854. Francis finally visits the Abbey at Aston Abbots.
July 12, AUs:
Soulmate AU — a grove without a name by stiltonbasket | G | MDZS/The Untamed | Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian
Wei Wuxian was ten years old when he first began wearing mourning for his dead soulmate. Eight years later, he meets Lan Wangji. (Or, the one where a soulmate bond goes silent and shatters during the Sunshot Campaign, but Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji were always meant to be.)
Daemon AU — You're the Demon I Know by maely1234 | T | MDZS/The Untamed | Gen, Nie Huaisang
Nie Huaisang has spent nearly a decade working and planning and scheming, his daemon A-Zhi at his side. But while he may have survived Jin Guangyao's plans, dragging his hated enemy down in the process, he hadn't prepared for after. Left floundering without his quest for vengeance guiding him, Nie Huaisang navigates what it is he wants from life. Follows from the second siege of the burial mounds onwards.
July 13, Rarepair/Platonic:
Rarepair (12 fics) — all known effects of time and absence by robokittens | T | The Terror | John Irving/William Malcolm
My Dear Malcolm,— When next you receive post from me it will be in a batch, all post-marked from the Sandwich Islands and all beginning with a longing for your company.
Platonic — Lost Brothers by FormlessVoidbeast | M | Mad Max: Fury Road | Capable & Nux
Capable had brothers. She’d held them in her arms, and whispered their names in their ears over and over in hopes that they would remember who they were. (No War Pup ever remembered who they were by the time they were a War Boy)
July 14, Something New:
New Fandom — Frankenstein
we face the night by hilaryfaye | E | Creature/Elizabeth Lavenza
I no longer claim to know why Victor said that I died that night. I believed once that I knew him, likely better than anyone in the world, but after that night we became strangers to each other in a way that we could not repair. Did he believe he was shielding his father and brother from a greater horror? Was it truly easier to face the notion of me dead, than me lost to him? Better a martyr, perhaps, than a saint defiled.
let them come and tear us free (we are bound eternally) by hilaryfaye | E | Creature/Elizabeth Lavenza/Victor Frankenstein
Victor speaks of me too kindly. I know this. He paints me as a saint because it is easier for him, I think. He imagines that he can make for himself a childhood that was innocent and guiltless, myself an angel found in humility. It is not true, of course.
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masc names like harbor? please and thanks
Harbor is a cute name im sure we've got some like it!
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Arbor
Anchor
Arno
Araxie
Andrina
Adella
Abbot / Abbott
Arlow / Arlo
Austen / Austin / Austyn
Autumn
Birch
Bijoux
Bordeaux
Breaker
Bayou
Beaufort
Barley
Bay
Canyon
Cedar
Creighton
Chicago
Cinnabar
Crimson
Deston
Darrow
Dagger
Dallin
Delta
Dove
Day
December
Everest
Everly
Easter
Fable
Field
Fisher
Gracen
Gatsby
Grove
Haven
Harrington / Herrington / Harington / Herington
Hobie
Hyrum
Halie / Halee
Hadlee / Hadlie
Hale / Hail / Haile
Holiday
Jettie
Jaylin / Jailin / Jeylin / Jaylen / Jeylyn / Jailyn / Jaelyn / Jaelynn / Jaylyn / Jaylynn / Jalynn
James
January
Journey
Kensley
Khaleesi
Khida
Lake
Linux
Luke
Lumi
Levy
Lyric
Mason
Maeve
Maisie
Montana
Meadow
Nash
Naya
Nile
Navy
Ocean
Oakley
Onni
Olympia
Oasis
Pierson
Poet
Quinn
Rain / Raine / Rayne
Rainer / Reiner
Remember
Ridge
Slate
Saturn
Seneca
Starling
Sir
Sage
Sean / Shawn
Sofiya / Sofia / Sophia
Saraphina / Seraphina
Shelly
Woods
Whitney
West
Wander
Xanthe
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Saints&Reading: Monday, December 18, 2023
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VENERABLE SABBAS THE SANCTIFIED (532)
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The unknown village of Mutalaska, in the province of Cappadocia, became famous through this great luminary of the Orthodox Church. Sava was born there of his parents John and Sophia. At the age of eight, he left the home of his parents and was tonsured a monk in a nearby monastic community called Flavian's. After ten years, he moved to the monasteries of Palestine and remained longest in the Monastery of St. Euthymius the Great (January 20) and Theoctistus. The clairvoyant Euthymius prophesied of Sava that he would become a famous monk and a teacher of monks and that he would establish a lavra greater than all the lavras of that time. After the death of Euthymius, Sava withdrew to the desert, where he lived for five years as a hermit in a cave shown to him by an angel of God.
Afterward, when he had been perfected in the monastic life, he began by divine providence to gather around him many who were desirous of the spiritual life. Soon, such a large number gathered that Sava had to build a church and many cells. Some Armenians also came to him, and for them he provided a cave where they would be able to celebrate services in the Armenian language. When his father died, his aged mother Sophia came to him, and he tonsured her a nun. He gave her a cell located at a distance from his monastery, where she lived a life of asceticism until her death. This holy father endured many assaults from all sides: from those who were close to him, from heretics, and from demons. But he triumphed over them all: those close to him, by kindness and indulgence; the heretics, by his unwavering confession of the Orthodox Faith; the demons, by the sign of the Cross and calling upon God for help. He had a particularly great struggle with demons on Mount Castellium, where he established his second monastery. In all, Sava established seven monasteries. He and Theodosius the Great, his neighbor, are considered to be the greatest lights and pillars of Orthodoxy in the East. They corrected emperors and patriarchs in matters of the Faith, and to everyone they served as an example of saintly humility and the miraculous power of God. After a toilsome and very fruitful life, St. Sava entered into rest in the year 532, at the age of ninety-four. Among his many wondrous and good works, let it at least be mentioned that he was the first to compile the Order of Services for use in monasteries, now known as the Jerusalem Typicon.
Reflection
A man may be great in some skill, as a statesman or a military leader, but no one among men is greater than a man who is great in faith, hope and love. How great St. Sava the Sanctified was in faith and hope in God is best shown by the following incident: One day, the steward of the monastery came to Sava and informed him that the following Saturday and Sunday he would be unable to strike the semantron, according to tradition, to summon the brethren to the communal service and meal because there was not a trace of flour in the monastery nor anything at all to eat or drink. For this same reason, even the Divine Liturgy was not possible. The saint replied without hesitation: "I shall not cancel the Divine Liturgy because of the lack of flour; faithful is He Who commanded us not to be concerned about bodily things, and mighty is He to feed us in time of hunger." And he placed all his hope in God. In this extremity, he was prepared to send some of the ecclesiastical vessels or vestments to be sold in the city so that neither the divine services nor the brother's customary meal would be omitted. However, before Saturday some men, moved by divine providence, brought thirty mules laden with wheat, wine and oil to the monastery. "What do you say now, Brother?" Sava asked the steward. "Shall we not strike the semantron and assemble the fathers?" The steward was ashamed because of his lack of faith and begged the abbot for forgiveness. Sava's biographer describes this saint as "severe with demons but mild toward men." Once, some monks rebelled against St. Sava, and for this they were driven from the monastery by order of Patriarch Elias. They built themselves huts by the river Thekoa, where they endured privation in all things. Hearing that they were starving, St. Sava loaded mules with flour and brought it to them personally. Seeing that they had no church, he built one for them. At first, the monks received him with hatred, but afterward they responded to his love with love and repented of their former misdeeds toward him.
Prologue from Ohrid
SAINT GURIAS, ARCHBISHOP OF KAZAN (156)
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Saint Gurias, Archbishop of Kazan, (in the world Gregory Rugotin), was the first archbishop of the Kazan diocese, established in 1555. He was born in the town of Radonezh outside Moscow into the family of a courtier. His parents were not wealthy, and so from his early years he had to serve Prince Ivan Penkov as steward of his estates.
From his youth, Gregory was pious, humble and gentle, and he preserved his chastity. Accused of improprieties with the prince’s wife, Gregory was locked up in an underground dungeon for two years. This undermined his health, but it also intensified and deepened his religious fervor. In prison, he wrote a small booklet to teach children how to read and write. He donated the proceeds from his primer to the needy.
Released from prison, Gregory was tonsured with the name Gurias at the Saint Joseph of Volokolamsk monastery, known for its strict monastic rule. In 1543, he was chosen by the brethren as igumen of this monastery. He administered it for almost nine years, and then he resigned as igumen and lived for two years as a simple monk.
Before becoming bishop, Saint Gurias directed the Trinity Selizharov monastery in Tver diocese for one year. He was chosen by lot to the See of Kazan. Assisted by Saint Barsanuphius (April 11), Saint Gurias devoted himself to missionary activity. In his eight years as bishop there, four monasteries were organized, and the Annunciation cathedral church and ten more city churches were built.
In 1561 the saint fell grievously ill and could no longer perform the divine services himself. On feastdays they carried him into the church, and he either sat or lay down, since he did not have the strength to walk or even stand.
Shortly before his death (1563), he received the great schema from Saint Barsanuphius, and he was buried in the Savior-Transfiguration monastery. On October 4, 1595, the incorrupt relics of the holy hierarchs Gurias and Barsanuphius were uncovered. Saint Hermogenes, Metropolitan of Kazan (May 12), was present at the uncovering of their relics, and he described this event in the lives of these saints.
On June 20, 1613, the relics of Saint Gurias were transferred from the Savior-Transfiguration monastery to the Annunciation cathedral church. At present, the relics rest in Kazan in a cemetery church named for the holy Princes Theodore of Murom and his sons David and Constantine (May 21).
Source: orthodox Church in America_OCA
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HEBREWS 3:5-11, 17-19
5 And Moses indeed was faithful in all His house as a servant, for a testimony of those things which would be spoken afterward, 6 but Christ as a Son over His own house, whose house we are if we hold fast the confidence and the rejoicing of the hope firm to the end. 7 Therefore, as the Holy Spirit says: "Today, if you will hear His voice, 8 Do not harden your hearts as in the rebellion, In the day of trial in the wilderness, 9 Where your fathers tested Me, tried Me, And saw My works forty years. 10 Therefore I was angry with that generation, And said, 'They always go astray in their heart, And they have not known My ways.' 11 So I swore in My wrath, 'They shall not enter My rest.' " 17 Now with whom was He angry forty years? Was it not with those who sinned, whose corpses fell in the wilderness? 18 And to whom did He swear that they would not enter His rest, but to those who did not obey? 19 So we see that they could not enter in because of unbelief.
MATTHEW 11:27-30
27 All things have been delivered to Me by My Father, and no one knows the Son except the Father. Nor does anyone know the Father except the Son, and the one to whom the Son wills to reveal Him. 28 Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. 29 Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.
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SAINTS AND MARTYRS for September 18
St. Dominic Trach, Roman Catholic Vietnamese martyr and a priest member of the Dominican Third Order. Caught up in the persecution against Christians, Dominic was beheaded. Feastday Sept.18
St. John Macías, O.P. Roman Catholic, Spanish-born Dominican laybrother who evangelized in Peru in 1620.Feastday Sept 18
Bl. Carlo Erana Guruceta, Roman Catholic Marianists. Martyred with Blessed Fidel Fuidio Rodriguez and Blessed Jesus Hita Miranda during the Spanish Civil War. Feastday Sept 18
St. Methodius of Olympus, Roman Catholic Bishop and martyr, famous for his writings. St. Jerome wrote of his martyrdom at Chalcis, in modern Greece. Feastday Sept 18
St. Ludmilla of Bohemia, Roman Catholic Czech saint and martyr venerated by the Orthodox and the Roman Catholics. She was born in Mělník as daughter of a Slavic prince Slavibor. Saint Ludmila was the grandmother of Saint Wenceslaus, who is widely referred to as Good King Wenceslaus. Feastday Sept 18
St. Joseph of Cupertino, Roman Catholic Franciscan mystic and the patron saint of pilots and air passengers. Feastday Sept 18
ST. SOPHIA
St. Hygbald, 690 A.D. Benedictine abbot of Lincolnshire England, also called Higbald, Hugbald, or Hybald. Several churches in the region bear his name.
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Holidays 7.22
Holidays
Ask An Archeologist Day
Blackfoot Daisy Day
Childbirth Education Awareness Day
Dornach Commemoration Day (Switzerland)
Family Tree Day
Festival of Boredom and Reveries
Fragile X Awareness Day
George Crum Day
Hammock Day
Health, Happiness with Hypnosis Day
IMF Day
International Childbirth Education Awareness Day
International Love & Gratitude Day
King Father’s Birthday (Eswatini, f.k.a. Swaziland)
Lendemain de l'Aïd el-Kebir (Mauritania)
Leo zodiac sign begins
Lion's Share Day
National Be A Good Teammate Day (UK)
National Flag Adoption Day (India)
National Intern Day
National Pajama Day
National Press Day (Azerbaijan)
National Sing from the Book of Mormon Day
National Sophia Day
National Squirt A Pigeon Day
National Thomas Day
National Water Coaster Day
One Piece Day (Japan)
Pi Approximation Day (a.k.a. Casual Pi Day; 22/7)
Preparedness Day
Qurbon Hayit Holiday (Uzbekistan)
Ranggeln (Germany)
Ratcatcher's Day (a.k.a. Pied Piper Day; UK)
Revolution Day (The Gambia)
Ryegrass Day (French Republic)
Spooner's Day (a.k.a. Spoonerism Day)
Stilt Dance Day (Spain)
Summer Leisure Day
Tulsa Doom Appreciation Day
Trae Day (Houston, Texas)
World Brain Day
World Day Against Open Pit Mining
World Fragile X Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Froot Loops Day
National BLT Sandwich Day
National Mango Day
Penuche Fudge Day
4th Saturday in July
Aunties Day [4th Saturday]
National Day of the American Cowboy [4th Saturday]
National Drowning Prevention Day [4th Saturday]
Tsushima Tennoo Matsuri (津島天王祭り; Shōjō Festival, Japan) [Begins 4th Saturday night]
World Ivermectin Day [4th Saturday]
Independence Days
Sarawalk Self-Government Day (Malaysia)
Feast Days
Abd-al-Masih (Christian; Saint)
Alexander Calder (Artology)
Aphrodisia (Ancient Greek bathing festival of Aphrodite & Peitho)
Aristo (Positivist; Saint)
Beginning of Leo (Astrology; Pagan)
Contemplate the Cosmos Day (Pastafarian)
Dabius (a.k.a. Davies) of Ireland (Christian; Saint)
Edward Hopper (Artology)
James Whale Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Joseph of Tiberias (or of Palestine; a.k.a. Count Joseph; Christian; Saint)
Karl Marx Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Markella of Chios (Christian; Saint)
Mary Magdalene (Christian; Saint)
Meneve, Abbot of Menat (Christian; Saint)
Nohra (Maronite Church)
Vandrille (a.k.a. Wandregisilus; Christian; Saint)
The Venusian (Muppetism)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]
Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 14 of 24)
Egyptian Day (Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [14 of 24]
Premieres
Back to the Shack, by Weezer (Song; 2014)
Bikini Beach (Film; 1964)
Captain America: The First Avenger (Film; 2011)
The Daily Show (Late Night TV Talk Show; 1996)
Friends with Benefits (Film; 2011)
Green Lantern: Beware My Power (WB Animated Film; 2022)
Ice Age: Collision Course (Animated Film; 2016)
The Island (Film; 2005)
It’s Hummer Time (WB LT Cartoon 1950)
Jaws 3-D (Film; 1983)
Join Together, by The Who (Song; 1972)
Lolita (Film; 1998)
Marnie (Film; 1964)
Midnight Run (Film; 1988)
Mr. Mom (Film; 1983)
My Aim Is True, by Elvis Costello (Album; 1977)
Nope (Film; 2022)
North (Film; 1994)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (Film; 1959)
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (Film; 1954)
Star Trek Beyond (Film; 2016)
The Subtle Knife, by Philip Pullman (Novel; 1997) [His Dark Materials #2]
Today’s Name Days
Magdalena, Maria (Austria)
Lena, Magda, Magdalena, Miglena (Bulgaria)
Lenka, Magdalena, Manda, Marija (Croatia)
Magdaléna (Czech Republic)
Magdalene, Maria (Denmark)
Leen, Leena, Leeni, Made, Madli, Magda, Magdaleena, Mall, Malle (Estonia)
Leena, Leeni, Lenita, Matleena (Finland)
Madeleine, Wandrille (France)
Magdalena, Marlene, Verena (Germany)
Magdalena, Magdalene, Magdalini, Markella (Greece)
Magdolna (Hungary)
Lena, Lorenzo, Maddalena, Maria, Marylena, Menelaos (Italy)
Margita, Marija, Marika, Marina, Marisandra (Latvia)
Dalius, Magdalena, Mantilė, Marija (Lithuania)
Malene, Mali, Malin (Norway)
Albin, Bolesława, Bolisława, Laurencjusz, Maria Magdalena, Milenia, Pankracy, Wawrzyniec, Więcemiła (Poland)
Magdaléna (Slovakia)
Magdalena, María (Spain)
Madeleine, Magdalena (Sweden)
Mada, Madalina, Madalyn, Maddi, Maddie, Maddy, Madel, Madelaine, Madelein, Madeleine, Madelene, Madelina, Madeline, Madie, Madelyn, Mady (Universal)
Amaya, Magda, Magdalen, Magdalena, Magdalene (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 203 of 2024; 162 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 29 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Tinne (Holly) [Day 13 of 28]
Chinese: Month 6 (Ji-Wei), Day 5 (Xin-Si)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 4 Av 5783
Islamic: 4 Muharram 1445
J Cal: 23 Lux; Twosday [23 of 30]
Julian: 9 July 2023
Moon: 20%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 7 Dante (8th Month) [Aristo]
Runic Half Month: Ur (Primal Strength) [Day 9 of 15]
Season: Summer (Day 32 of 94)
Zodiac: Leo (Day 1 of 31)
Calendar Changes
 Leo (The Lion) begins [Zodiac Sign 5; thru 8.21]
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Holidays 7.22
Holidays
Ask An Archeologist Day
Blackfoot Daisy Day
Childbirth Education Awareness Day
Dornach Commemoration Day (Switzerland)
Family Tree Day
Festival of Boredom and Reveries
Fragile X Awareness Day
George Crum Day
Hammock Day
Health, Happiness with Hypnosis Day
IMF Day
International Childbirth Education Awareness Day
International Love & Gratitude Day
King Father’s Birthday (Eswatini, f.k.a. Swaziland)
Lendemain de l'Aïd el-Kebir (Mauritania)
Leo zodiac sign begins
Lion's Share Day
National Be A Good Teammate Day (UK)
National Flag Adoption Day (India)
National Intern Day
National Pajama Day
National Press Day (Azerbaijan)
National Sing from the Book of Mormon Day
National Sophia Day
National Squirt A Pigeon Day
National Thomas Day
National Water Coaster Day
One Piece Day (Japan)
Pi Approximation Day (a.k.a. Casual Pi Day; 22/7)
Preparedness Day
Qurbon Hayit Holiday (Uzbekistan)
Ranggeln (Germany)
Ratcatcher's Day (a.k.a. Pied Piper Day; UK)
Revolution Day (The Gambia)
Ryegrass Day (French Republic)
Spooner's Day (a.k.a. Spoonerism Day)
Stilt Dance Day (Spain)
Summer Leisure Day
Tulsa Doom Appreciation Day
Trae Day (Houston, Texas)
World Brain Day
World Day Against Open Pit Mining
World Fragile X Day
Food & Drink Celebrations
Froot Loops Day
National BLT Sandwich Day
National Mango Day
Penuche Fudge Day
4th Saturday in July
Aunties Day [4th Saturday]
National Day of the American Cowboy [4th Saturday]
National Drowning Prevention Day [4th Saturday]
Tsushima Tennoo Matsuri (津島天王祭り; Shōjō Festival, Japan) [Begins 4th Saturday night]
World Ivermectin Day [4th Saturday]
Independence Days
Sarawalk Self-Government Day (Malaysia)
Feast Days
Abd-al-Masih (Christian; Saint)
Alexander Calder (Artology)
Aphrodisia (Ancient Greek bathing festival of Aphrodite & Peitho)
Aristo (Positivist; Saint)
Beginning of Leo (Astrology; Pagan)
Contemplate the Cosmos Day (Pastafarian)
Dabius (a.k.a. Davies) of Ireland (Christian; Saint)
Edward Hopper (Artology)
James Whale Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Joseph of Tiberias (or of Palestine; a.k.a. Count Joseph; Christian; Saint)
Karl Marx Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Markella of Chios (Christian; Saint)
Mary Magdalene (Christian; Saint)
Meneve, Abbot of Menat (Christian; Saint)
Nohra (Maronite Church)
Vandrille (a.k.a. Wandregisilus; Christian; Saint)
The Venusian (Muppetism)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]
Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 14 of 24)
Egyptian Day (Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [14 of 24]
Premieres
Back to the Shack, by Weezer (Song; 2014)
Bikini Beach (Film; 1964)
Captain America: The First Avenger (Film; 2011)
The Daily Show (Late Night TV Talk Show; 1996)
Friends with Benefits (Film; 2011)
Green Lantern: Beware My Power (WB Animated Film; 2022)
Ice Age: Collision Course (Animated Film; 2016)
The Island (Film; 2005)
It’s Hummer Time (WB LT Cartoon 1950)
Jaws 3-D (Film; 1983)
Join Together, by The Who (Song; 1972)
Lolita (Film; 1998)
Marnie (Film; 1964)
Midnight Run (Film; 1988)
Mr. Mom (Film; 1983)
My Aim Is True, by Elvis Costello (Album; 1977)
Nope (Film; 2022)
North (Film; 1994)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (Film; 1959)
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (Film; 1954)
Star Trek Beyond (Film; 2016)
The Subtle Knife, by Philip Pullman (Novel; 1997) [His Dark Materials #2]
Today’s Name Days
Magdalena, Maria (Austria)
Lena, Magda, Magdalena, Miglena (Bulgaria)
Lenka, Magdalena, Manda, Marija (Croatia)
Magdaléna (Czech Republic)
Magdalene, Maria (Denmark)
Leen, Leena, Leeni, Made, Madli, Magda, Magdaleena, Mall, Malle (Estonia)
Leena, Leeni, Lenita, Matleena (Finland)
Madeleine, Wandrille (France)
Magdalena, Marlene, Verena (Germany)
Magdalena, Magdalene, Magdalini, Markella (Greece)
Magdolna (Hungary)
Lena, Lorenzo, Maddalena, Maria, Marylena, Menelaos (Italy)
Margita, Marija, Marika, Marina, Marisandra (Latvia)
Dalius, Magdalena, Mantilė, Marija (Lithuania)
Malene, Mali, Malin (Norway)
Albin, Bolesława, Bolisława, Laurencjusz, Maria Magdalena, Milenia, Pankracy, Wawrzyniec, Więcemiła (Poland)
Magdaléna (Slovakia)
Magdalena, María (Spain)
Madeleine, Magdalena (Sweden)
Mada, Madalina, Madalyn, Maddi, Maddie, Maddy, Madel, Madelaine, Madelein, Madeleine, Madelene, Madelina, Madeline, Madie, Madelyn, Mady (Universal)
Amaya, Magda, Magdalen, Magdalena, Magdalene (USA)
Today is Also…
Day of Year: Day 203 of 2024; 162 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 6 of week 29 of 2023
Celtic Tree Calendar: Tinne (Holly) [Day 13 of 28]
Chinese: Month 6 (Ji-Wei), Day 5 (Xin-Si)
Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)
Hebrew: 4 Av 5783
Islamic: 4 Muharram 1445
J Cal: 23 Lux; Twosday [23 of 30]
Julian: 9 July 2023
Moon: 20%: Waxing Crescent
Positivist: 7 Dante (8th Month) [Aristo]
Runic Half Month: Ur (Primal Strength) [Day 9 of 15]
Season: Summer (Day 32 of 94)
Zodiac: Leo (Day 1 of 31)
Calendar Changes
 Leo (The Lion) begins [Zodiac Sign 5; thru 8.21]
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Laverne Cox estreia programa de entrevistas no canal E!
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E! Entertainment | Divulgação E! Entertainment | Divulgação E! Entertainment | Divulgação E! Entertainment | Divulgação Primeiro episódio tem como entrevistadas Melanie Lanskey, Nicole Bayer e Sheryl Lee Ralph Laverne Cox, atriz transgênero que ficou conhecida pelo papel de Sophia Burset em Orange Is The new Black, estreia um programa de entrevistas no canal E! A atriz tem sido a apresentadora do programa Tapete Vermelho do E! onde entrevista as celebridades chegando às premiações. If We’re Being Honest With Laverne Cox estreia dia 6 de fevereiro, às 20 horas, entrevistando celebridades como Melanie Linskey. No momento em cartaz na série The Last Of Us como Kathleen, a neozelandesa Lanskey vem colecionando bons papéis e indicações aos grandes prêmios da TV como o Emmy e o Critic’s Choice. Ela ficou conhecida como a inesquecível Rose de Two And a Half Man, a insistente fã e vizinha de Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen). Ainda neste primeiro episódio, Laverne entrevista Sheryl Lee Ralph, veterana da indústria que ganhou o Emmy e o Critic’s Choice por seu papel no seriado Abbot Elementary, da Star+. A atriz e comediante Nicole Bayer (RuPaul's Drag Race, 30 Rock) é a terceira entrevistada de Laverne Cox. Este programa é um espaço onde podemos falar com pessoas realmente interessantes e realizadas sobre o seu trabalho. Há muitas pessoas na televisão que refletem o público em geral. Acho que ainda temos muito trabalho a fazer em relação à representatividade mas, com certeza, os convidados desse especial representam isso. If We're Being Honest é um convite à honestidade rigorosa acredita Laverne Cox Read the full article
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My ocs level of politeness.
Caleb: Is actually polite unless you’re racist, homophobic or just an idiot.
Kieran: Too much short tempered to be polite.
Prue: Not polite enough.
Ajax: 100٪ polite. Perfect gentleman.
Matilda: Is polite but in the wrong situations.
Sophia: Average.
Mélinda: Is polite unless she’s with Jason Todd. He let her goes full disrespectful.
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Feminine language for God in Christian history: a brief timeline
People have been employing words and images for the Divine that move beyond the masculine from the very start. I thought I’d compile some examples chronologically. 
Links in any of the points lead fuller explanations or excerpts. Feel free to add on to this timeline!
First Century: 
Paul himself, right there in the canonical Bible, implies that God is pregnant with all that exists! And he’s not pulling that image out of nowhere, but from his own Jewish scriptures.
100s:
“In his ineffable essence he is father; in his compassion to us he became mother. The father by loving becomes feminine.” - St. Clement of Alexandria .
There’s a long complicated history around Sophia being identified sometimes as the Spirit and sometimes as Jesus in Christian history, about which @fierysword has many posts, but Theophilus of Antioch is one of the early figures to describe the Trinity as being God, the Word (logos), and Wisdom (sophia), so that the Holy Spirit is described in feminine language because sophia is feminine. Meanwhile, see here for information about Jesus being identified with Woman WIsdom.
200s/300s:
“Come, secret Mother; Come, You who (fem.) are manifest in your deeds; You who (fem.) give joy and rest to those who are united to You (fem.)” - The Acts of Thomas .
”She is the kind and heavenly mother...” - Symeon of Mesopotamia (speaking of the Holy Spirit) .
St. Barbara envisions both God and those who follow God as Saints as being beyond the human gender binary
300s-400s:
the earliest Syriac Christians frequently employed feminine language to all three members of the Trinity, including Mother language for God and sometimes using She pronouns for the Holy Spirit .
“He who has promised us heavenly food has nourished us on milk, having recourse to a mother’s tenderness. For just as a mother, suckling her infant, transfers from her flesh the very same food which otherwise would be unsuited to a babe…so our Lord, in order to convert His wisdom into milk for our benefit came to us clothed in flesh.” - St. Augustine of Hippo 
1000s-1100s:
“And you, Jesus, are you not also a mother? Are you not the mother who, like a hen, gathers her chickens under her wings? …. And you, my soul, dead in yourself, run under the wings of Jesus your mother and lament your griefs under feathers. Ask that your wounds may be healed and that, comforted, you may live again.” - St. Anselm of Canterbury  .
“In Hildegard’s day there were other traditionally feminine theological ideas: for instance, the Cistercians feminized the language for God by replacing ‘God’ with ‘God is love’, and, because love (caritas) was a feminine noun, God could be denoted as ‘she’.” - Andrea Janelle Dickens For more on Hildegard’s feminine conception of God as Caritas, see here. .
“Our good mother Charity loves us all and shows herself differently to each one of us, cherishing the weak, scolding the restive, exhorting the advanced. But when she scolds she is meek, when she consoles she is sincere...” - Burgundian Abbot Bernard of Clairvaux
1200s:
“What does God do all day long? God gives birth. From the beginning of eternity, God lies on a maternity bed giving birth to all.”  - Meister Eckhart, German theologian (c. 1260 – c. 1328) .
St. Francis of Assisi envisioned the Trinity as a group of three women (who give him a feminine title!): "Three poor women appeared by the road as Saint Francis was passing. They were so similar in stature, age, and face that you would think they were a three-part piece of matter, modeled by one form. As Saint Francis approached, they reverently bowed their heads, and hailed him with a new greeting, saying: 'Welcome, Lady Poverty!'" .
Poet and mystic Hadewijch wrote in Middle Dutch about God as Minne, or Lady Love (and it gets pretty gay; see this excerpt) .
"Even if you gave me everything that you possess in Heaven and on earth, I would not consider myself satiated until I had you, because you are the life of my soul, I do not have a father and mother outside of you." - Marguerite d'Oingt
1300s:
“As we know, our own mother bore us only into pain and dying. But our true mother Jesus, who is all love, bears us into joy and endless living.” - Julian of Norwich  .
In various places in medieval Europe starting around 1320, Jesus’s side wound was frequently depicted as a vulva. Scholars have suggested various reasons for this depiction, including: making Christ androgynous as androgyny was seen as more holy than belonging to an earthly (binary) gender; and helping women see themselves in their Lord (birthing girdles were even made bearing Christ’s wounds so that one could imagine their labor pains in parallel to Jesus’s pain on the cross) - See my #androgynous Christ tag for more info + scholarly sources
1400s-1500s
Madre Juana de la Cruz in Spain imagines the Trinity as working together to weave divinity and humanity into one being (Jesus), just as a seamstress sews a shirt. She also envisions God the Father as having a womb, and, speaking in the voice of Jesus, said: “And all those who seek in me a father, will find in me a father. And those who seek in me a mother, will find in me a mother. And those who seek in me a husband, will find in me a husband. And those who seek in me a bride, will find in me a bride. And those who seek in me a brother, or a friend, or a neighbor, or a companion, likewise will find in me everything they desire…” .
A convent in Belgium commissioned a painting of Jesus in which he has breasts  .
God cares for us with an everlasting maternal heart and feeling.” - Martin Luther, who also pictured scripture as God’s womb.
1800s:
1800s: “My Father, my Mother, it is in You that I sleep, it is in You that I breathe. Awaken!” - Saint Mariam Baouardy (1846 – 1878)
I recommend Lynn Japinga’s article “Language about God” for information on how and why to expand what gendered language one uses for the Divine. I share excerpts from the article in this post, as well as a link to the full thing.
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Let's talk about the series Giri/Haji (2019) aka the most underrated series in Netflix
I literally just finished Giri/Haji and I need to talk about it. Because I don't think I've ever been this...in love with a series since ever.
First things first, I'mma share a little bit how I learned about the series:
I became obsessed with Sophia di Martino after seeing her in Loki, and like anyone with a heart, I looked through her IMDB to find where else can I see her?!
And I stumbled upon Flowers, which is an equally phenomenal series also available in Netflix, and I discovered Will Sharpe.
And lemme tell ya, he's a beautiful piece of mankind and I learned that not only did he write and direct and act in Flowers, but he is also the lucky husband of Sophia.
Then I saw that Will won a BAFTA for his role in Giri/Haji. Learned that it was also in Netflix and a week later (because I wanted to savor it), here we are.
Okay. No-spoiler thoughts first.
If you dig detective series and/or British series and/or Japanese drama, this delicious piece of bilingual media is for you.
If you love the whole "found family" premise, this is for you.
Off the bat, Will's character Rodney is the clear scene stealer of this series. Right from the first episode, you just know you're gonna love him and wanna give him all the love he sorely needs.
I adore that Kenzo isn't written as a macho detective lead. He allows himself to be vulnerable and isn't afraid to get in touch with his emotions.
Of course, as the Japanese man he is, it takes time for him to accept his emotions, but I'm happy he doesn't resort to anger or self-pity to deal with them.
I love how all the women--and I mean all of the women characters--are strong-willed and unapologetic and flawed and fierce and I-will-stab-you-in-the-legs-if-you-grope-me energy. All of em. They take no bull shit and I respect that.
It is particularly nice to see that kind of energy with Japanese women, who are often written as innocent and demure and pure.
My most favorite aspects of this series is its cinematography, its editing, and its storytelling.
The various ways it uses cinematic language and different forms of media to highlight important moments of the story really makes the series a well-crafted show.
My favorite episodes are Episode 3, 4, and 6.
Episode 4 was particularly memorable. It is one of the best flashback episodes I've ever seen and it deepens our perspective of every main character.
My favorite sequence comes in both Episode 6 and Episode 8, the finale.
Despite getting recognized by BAFTA, the show got cancelled after one season.
But you know what?
(Spoiler thoughts start under the cut)
I think it was a smart move to keep it a one-off drama.
Everything actually wrapped up nicely. There's one semi-loose end that I need reassurance about, which is whether Rodney and Sarah (our female lead detective) become friends again and Rodney can fully realize that he is loved by his newfound family.
Apart from that, this is one series where the semi-open ending finale trope works.
I think the whole Ian-might-rat-us-out subplot could have played out better? Or maybe it could not have played out at all? Like, maybe instead of Abbot being at the rooftop, maybe it could have been Ian?
I actually wasn't sure about how we should feel about Ian. I mean, he didn't deserve Sarah, but...he's...not...a bad...person? I mean, a sketchy detective and a bad boyfriend, yes, but it didn't fully read out to me as "don't trust him" or "stay away from him."
Because when Sarah said in the second episode that her ex was a man who did bad things "until he couldn't," I heard that as he physically abused her. Like, that shit of a man.
But...I don't know. Maybe I missed out on something.
Plus, WHO DID PUT THE SNAKE IN SARAH'S LETTER BOX? Was that some kind of sicko prank?! Did one of her neighbors have it as a pet and it accidentally went to her letterbox???
If Ian was worked for the mafia, maybe that would have worked better? Like, switch Vickers, for Ian, maybe?
Gosh, Vickers, am I right? I mean, who would have thought Justin Long would be a part of this?
ROY was a surprise. Did not expect that twist in the finale. I feel bad for him though because he was really just a bloke caught up in a sticky situation. Like, he's not a bad guy, too. He's just in a bad situation.
Huh.
It's like what Kenzo said, huh? "We're not bad people. We're just doing bad things."
Kenzo and Sarah, right? I felt like it wasn't necessary for them to get romantic, but after Episode 3 with that silent exchange, I appreciate that they went that direction.
I also appreciate that Kenzo was fully aware that he is married and Sarah was fully aware of it too. She knew it was the worst way to let light in.
And I'm glad that there was a moment between Kenzo and Rei where they allowed themselves (or at least Rei allowed Kenzo) to go off their separate ways.
I love the detail that Rei was actually in contact with Yuto and Natsuko is an badass old woman who likes to live on the edge.
The way she said, "Then we will fight" when Eiko and Rei worried about the yakuzas. I mean!
Okay, okay. I'mma back up a bit, because the reason why I thought the whole Ian subplot didn't work was because it felt like the writers eventually didn't know what to do with Rodney?
Like, why bring this kind of pain to Rodney?!
But then, you know, thinking about it as I am writing this, we all know Rodney would be with Taki and it might be Rodney who gets in trouble with Jiro.
Ahh, Jiro. That...dangerous specimen.
Glad he didn't kill Toshio.
But still, my biggest concern for the ending of this series is that we leave Rodney at such a low place.
Like, I just need to know that he needs up okay and he reunites with Sarah and Taki and all live together in London now. And Rodney's restarting his life with a better direction in life, but of course struggles with relapse?
Okay, I am seeing now where the second series could have went on. The creator said it would have been a "Rodney-Taki centric" season.
Gosh, so maybe they would have changed genre?! Aaaahhhhh! but who knows? I mean, I imagine the yakuzas are still after the Mori brothers.
But then again, Fukuhara and Endo are dead sooo...
Giri/Haji, right?! It's... It's a great piece of media.
Anyway, if you wanna talk about Giri/Haji, please feel free to send me a message!
PLEASE! Haha. Take care, y'all
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the haunting of cookham house: chapter 1
summary: In the midst of an exhausting flat search, newlyweds Sophia and Anjali Abbot suddenly inherit a large country house miles away in the serene village of Cookham. It proves to be much more than the couple bargained for, however, when they arrive to find it already occupied... by nine ancient ghosts.
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“Won’t be long now,” murmured Finan.
The laboured breaths of the elderly woman began to slow as the ghosts grouped around her bed watched over almost reverently.
“She had a good life,” Uhtred said quietly.
“At least she’s comfortable,” Sihtric added.
“Yeah, there are worse ways to go,” Osferth pointed out, gesturing to the arrow lodged in his chest. There was a mumbled chorus of assent amongst the ghosts before Hild shushed them all.
“Quiet,” she hissed.
“I think it’s happening,” said Father Beocca. “Look.”
Silence finally fell as a bright light began to emanate from the woman’s body, Beocca making a sign of the cross as her spirit rose up to face them all. “Who are you?” she asked.
Everyone immediately looked toward Uhtred, who for some reason was still considered their unofficial leader despite being… well, dead.
“I was once the lord of the village you call Cookham,” he began ostentatiously, “true Lord of Bebbanburg and a warrior with great reputation, now forced to wander the lands where I was slain as a ghost for all eterni-”
“And she’s gone,” finished Father Pyrlig unceremoniously.
“This always happens,” muttered Uhtred, staring at the patterned wallpaper before him. “I do not understand.”
Pyrlig shrugged. “Yeah, well, the rest of us do.”
“I have always thought not everyone seems to enjoy your speeches as much as you think,” commented Skade, appearing suddenly behind Osferth and making him jump.
“I wish you wouldn’t do that all the time,” he grumbled.
“Oh, honestly!” snapped Hild suddenly, glaring at all of them. “The woman has barely passed on! At the very least, we should show some respect.”
Father Beocca nodded. “The abbess is right. I shall say a prayer for her soul.” He cleared his throat slightly before beginning. “Our Lord in Heaven…”
Finan leaned across to Sihtric. “Bagsie her room,” he whispered over the prayer, to which the Dane only rolled his eyes.
“Amen,” said Beocca finally.
“Amen,” chorused the ghosts, Finan a little louder and later than the rest. With nothing more to add, silence returned for a brief moment until it was broken by Osferth.
“I wonder what’ll happen to this place once she’s taken away.”
Pyrlig looked sideways at him. “Well, I imagine someone else will move in,” he said dryly.
“All of you!” said Hild exasperatedly. “Please! Her body is still warm, for goodnessʼ sake.”
Looking appropriately chastised, Osferth looked down at the floor. “Perhaps one of us should say a few words,” he suggested. 
“I shall do it,” said Uhtred immediately, straightening up. “As the lord of Cookham, I…” 
“And he's off again,” muttered Pyrlig, shaking his head as he left the room. The other ghosts quickly followed suit amid murmurs and eye rolls, although Uhtred did not notice as his speech grew more passionate and heartfelt. 
“Who will be the one to reclaim this as their home?” he sighed finally, looking through the window at the overgrown front garden. 
~~
“Um… let’s take a look at the view, shall we?”
The estate agent led Sophia over to the window with an apologetic look on his face, Anjali trailing slightly behind with about as much enthusiasm as you would expect when buying a cramped, one-bedroom flat in the middle of nowhere. 
Peering over Sophia’s shoulder, she was greeted with the scenic image of a local chip shop sandwiched between a defunct barber shop and a Londis. Just on time, an old poster tacked onto the front door swung off one corner and was quickly carried down the street by a gust of wind.
“Well,” began Sophia uncertainly, “at least we won’t have to go far for groceries. Or fish and chips.”
“I don’t like fish or chips,” Anjali muttered.
Sophia squinted at the shop sign. “They also do kebabs,” she suggested, although she did not sound too keen.
“I’ll leave you two to have a chat in here,” said the estate agent tactfully. “Just give me a shout when you’re ready, alright?”
Anjali watched him disappear into the kitchen before turning to her wife. “I do like kebabs, I s’pose,” she conceded. Sophia smiled slightly, but before she could reply, her phone started buzzing.
“Hang on, I’ll just… hello?”
“Hello, is this Sophia Abbot?” asked a slightly-garbled male voice.
“Speaking,” she replied.
“I’m calling about a house.”
“We’re only looking at flats, we can’t afford to buy a house.”
“This one’s not for sale.”
Sophia frowned. “Well then, why are you calling?” she snapped, ending the call. God. Some estate agents really were the worst-
Her phone buzzed again before she could have a chance to think. Still irritated, she picked it up but did not answer.
“Sorry, I think we got off on the wrong foot,” said the same man quickly. “I’m a solicitor at Willard and Phillips and I’m calling to inform you that you have, in fact, inherited a house.”
~~
The moments after that were a blur for Sophia and, after being informed of the news, for Anjali, too. Their estate agent simply seemed relieved to not have to accompany the couple on visits to flats that had, quite frankly, seen better days.
An appointment was scheduled for the very next morning. It all felt wildly surreal to Anjali and particularly Sophia, who was baffled upon being informed that the previous owner of the beautiful Cookham property was actually a distant great-aunt… or something along those lines, anyway. Even the solicitor seemed to be having trouble connecting the two, but as there was no other living relative, the house was legally Sophia’s. 
Unable to contain their excitement, they promptly called off the flat search and decided to move in that same afternoon. Neither of them were familiar with Cookham, but the further they drove through the more they grew to love the village. With its gorgeous landscapes and old-fashioned architecture, Sophia and Anjali felt only enthusiastic to be able to call this place home.
“Feels like we’ve gone back in time, doesn’t it?” Anjali sighed, gazing out of the window.
“Yeah,” smiled Sophia, “it’s nothing like Croydon.”
Anjali consulted her phone, reading through the Wikipedia entry on Cookham. “It’s got a lot of history to it,” she said. “Listen to this: ‘By the 8th century there was an Anglo-Saxon abbey in Cookham and one of the later abbesses was-” sorry, no idea how to pronounce that- ‘widow of King Offa of Mercia.’ It’s still there, I think. We could visit at some point!”
“8th century,” repeated Sophia. “Bloody hell, it’s ancient, isn’t it?”
“Ooh, look: ‘It became the centre of a power struggle between Mercia and Wessex. Later King Alfred made Sashes Island one of his-’ er, berrs? Boors? Dunno- ‘to help defend against Viking invaders.’ This is so cool!”
“Is there anything a bit more recent?” Sophia asked. 
Anjali rolled her eyes, skimming over the rest of the article.
“Nothing interesting… ooh, except,” she snickered, “a ‘Miss Isabella Fleming in 1869, who wanted to stop nude bathing at Odney.’”
Sophia snorted. “What?”
“Yeah, there is zero elaboration on that one.”
“Shame.”
~~
“That yellow wagon’s given me an awful headache,” Finan complained, rubbing his head. 
Brida looked disdainfully at him. “That’s not possible,” she said flatly. “You’re dead. And I believe they called it an ambulance last week.”
“Well, I would’ve had a headache if I was still alive,” muttered Finan. 
Beocca sighed. “I am beginning to miss her already.”
Uhtred nodded, although the other ghosts suspected that had more to do with her being an indirect relative of his rather than him having any actual interest in her as a person. It was taken for granted that he continued to behave as though he still had ownership over the cottage - and indeed the village itself - even if he was because he was physically unable to leave it.
A creak sounded from the far corner of the room suddenly, startling most of the ghosts. Skade looked up from her seat by the table, a vase slightly out of place, as she met them all with narrowed eyes. 
Thoroughly unsettled, Uhtred and all three of his men turned around without a word. Brida shook her head at all of them and marched off to sit beside Skade. Their relationship had been rocky at first, certainly characterised by animosity while they were still alive, but spending over a millennium together had softened it somewhat. It was more to do with the fact that nobody else, other than Hild and sometimes Osferth, tended to visit the lake she haunted. While Brida spent the most time at the lake, Hild had started venturing out to visit every so often, her hatred of the seer lessening as her curiosity grew. Osferth’s visits were still rare, however, given that he remained wracked with guilt. 
“I wonder-”
“Who will come to reclaim this place as their home,” Pyrlig said, interrupting the former Lord of Bebbanburg, “yes, we wonder that too.”
Despite their respect for him, Finan and Osferth snickered.
“Well,” said Hild, “I don’t think we’ll have to wonder for much longer.” She waved all of them over to where she was standing by the window, Brida being the last to get there - the last they looked, Skade remained in her seat.
Standing near the back, Osferth suddenly felt a presence on his left. He jolted upon seeing the seer standing only inches away, smirking. 
“Y’know, I’m beginning to think you enjoy this,” he grumbled.
“Looks a bit like that medical wagon, doesn’t it?” Finan commented, watching the car pull into the driveway.
“Ambulance,” Brida supplied flatly.
“I don’t think that’s an ambulance, Brida,” said Uhtred wisely, blind to the dirty look she gave him.
Hild shushed them as two women climbed out. One was considerably shorter and clad in an oversized jumper and jogging bottoms. Her skin was brown and her hair dark and wavy, curling over her shoulders. The other was slightly taller, dressed in jeans and a lilac knitted jumper. She was dark-skinned and her curly hair was pulled back, away from her face. Her arm was around the other woman’s shoulders as both gazed in awe up at the house.
~~
“I think - this is it!” Sophia announced, slowing down as the car bumped over the gravelled drive. “Oh, wow.”
Parking the car, she turned the ignition off and opened the door to let herself out, taking in the sight of the grand house before them.
“It’s even prettier than in the photos,” Anjali sighed dreamily. “And it’s all ours.”
“I still can’t believe it,” said Sophia, breaking her gaze from the house to look at her wife. 
Anjali beamed, pressing a little kiss to her lips. “Well, shall we?” she said, offering Sophia her arm. Sophia smiled and hooked her arm in Anjali’s, the two of them making their way over to the door. 
As she turned the key in the lock, she felt a strange sensation from above, almost as though she was being watched. 
Anjali shook her arm a little. “You okay?”
“Yeah, yeah,” she said quickly, “it’s nothing.” Shaking her head, she pushed the door open. 
~~
“Did you see that!” Finan exclaimed, watching the young couple before them briefly kiss before disappearing under the doorframe.
“I think we all did,” said Osferth dryly. 
“Times have changed,” Uhtred said thoughtfully. 
Sihtric rolled his eyes. “Have they?” 
He was the only one who noticed the way Brida had begun looking longingly towards Skade, the seer seemingly having tired of tormenting Osferth for once. 
“Well, it’s been a thousand years,” Father Pyrlig pointed out snidely, missing what was going on. “Obviously they have. Jesus.”
Clearly in a rush to get a closer look at the people who had ‘reclaimed his home’, Uhtred quickly left the room - prompting the other ghosts to follow.
“He was never one for patience, was he?” huffed Father Beocca as they descended the stairs. 
Hild raised her eyebrows momentarily. “I’m afraid not.”
~~
“How old did they say the actual house was?” Sophia inquired, peering over Anjali’s shoulder at her phone. 
“Er… oh, yeah, here! It was built in 1808 and renovated in 1953.”
Sophia grinned. “Reckon it’s haunted, then?” 
“Probably,” Anjali said, all-too serious. Out of the two, she was the believer - Sophia was the staunch sceptic. Anything even slightly out of the ordinary terrified Anjali, from flickering lights to objects moving without cause, while Sophia always had a rational explanation handy. Perhaps it was a good thing, then, that this fear did not extend to spiders - those were Sophia’s weakness. 
The chess board was what caught Sophia’s eye first. “This is so cool,” she murmured, leaning over to pick up a pawn. Upon seeing that it was coated in a thin layer of dust, however, she pulled away. As she did so, she felt a strange sensation course across her forearm, almost as though a cold breeze had blown its way over. Ever the sceptic, she assumed there was a window open nearby and thought nothing of it. 
~~
Finan shuddered, backing away from the chess board. “God, I’d forgotten how awful that feels.” 
Pyrlig rolled his eyes from where he was standing a safe distance away.
~~
Just as Anjali was about to collapse onto the couch with the golden-gilded legs she had been eyeing for several minutes, Sophia pulled her away.
“It’s all dusty down here,” she explained, her voice muffled by the hand she was using to cover her nose. “Let’s dump our stuff upstairs and take a look around.”
“Won’t it be dusty upstairs, too?” Anjali dubiously pointed out.
“Nah, they'll have cleaned the bedrooms out at least,” said Sophia, “‘cos the last owner died up there.”
Anjali stared at her. “What?” she exploded. “Which one? I don’t want to sleep in the same room where someone died, what if-”
“It won’t be haunted,” Sophia quickly reassured her, “‘cos we’re not gonna stay in that room, not if it scares you that much. Ghosts aren’t real either way, so... you’ll be alright.”
“Agree to disagree,” mumbled Anjali, letting Sophia lead her upstairs anyway. As she left, she felt the uncomfortable sensation of being watched. It could have been simple paranoia, as Sophia would explain it away as, or it could have been something Anjali did not even want to consider - but either way, she was beginning to understand exactly why old houses gave some people the creeps.
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Today we also celebrate the Venerable Euphrosynos the Cook. Saint Euphrosynos was a monk whose obedience was in the kitchen of the monastery. He did all he was told with joy and accepted rebuke and accusation without complaint. One day, one of the monks prayed to the Lord to show him what Paradise was like. In a divine vision, this monk saw a beautiful garden with another monk standing amidst the trees. He recognised this monk as Euphrosynos from the kitchen. Asking him what he was doing there, the holy one stated that he too was in prayer, although unworthy of being where he was. Saint Euphrosynos asked the monk what he wished for, and he said he would like some fruit. Handing him a branch with three apples, the vision ended. The monk thought this to be a dream until he noticed the fragrant apples beside him. Running to Saint Euprhosynos, he asked him where he was moments before, to which he replied with "the same place as yourself". The next day, this monk went to all the other brethren to tell them about this vision and how holy their unassuming cook was. When all the monks, including the abbot, arrived at the kitchen, Euphrosynos was nowhere to be found, fleeing the monastery lest he be praised for his sanctity. The rest of the life of this Saint remains a mystery, but we are certain of his holy departure to Paradise. Saint Euphrosynos is considered the patron saint of cooks and chefs, with countless Orthodox kitchens having his icon as a blessing. May he intercede for us all + #saint #euphrosynos #cook #chef #monk #monastic #kitchen #holy #apple #apples #branch #paradise #heaven #vision #abbot #dream #trees #garden #saintly #sanctity #humility #orthodox #sophia
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