#sorry ik this is long

[chungledown-bimothy]

I cannot overstate how much I love Tom Lehrer's story. It sounds so fake but is entirely real.

He's a goddamn genius- he started studying mathematics at Harvard when he was 15 and graduated magna cum laude. He worked at Los Alamos for a few years before being drafted and working for the NSA, where he claims to have invented jello shots to get around alcohol bans.

He then went back to Harvard for a couple years before starting to teach political science at MIT.

Through all of that, he was writing and performing both some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear (Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Masochism Tango) and absolutely scathing political satire (Who's Next, Wernher von Braun, Send the Marines). Until the mid/late 60s counterculture gained momentum. He didn't like their aesthetic, so he stopped making music.

Shortly after, he moved to California and started teaching math and musical theater history at UC Santa Cruz for the next 30 years.

I don't know if non-Californians understand just how goddamn funny that is. It's where stoners and math (and now computer science) kids who couldn't get into Berkeley go. Leaving Harvard/MIT for UCSC is peak academic phoning it in. And by all accounts he had a blast.

Plus the whole putting all of his music in the public domain thing. That fucked.

#tom lehrer #sorry ik this is long and no one cares but kissinger eating it has me listening to his music again #and i just. fuckign love him

[solcarow]

Look Back by Tatsuki Fujimoto // Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint by Sing Shong

#sorry for the long post insert gyaru dog dot jpg #it didn’t really look nice when i put pages w eo #ik this is pretty shoddily put together but . u see the vision dont u #even put a bit of effort into stitching screenshots together to keep it in the image limit .. #speaking of the limit #i wouldve added middle school fujino + 13yo hsy parallels if i could but alas #and also orv + fujino kicking the axe guy #took me 3 hours to put this together bc i took so long rereading the museum fight …. I HATE THEMMM #god i remember reading look back the morning it was released online and getting my shit . Wrecked . into irreparable irreversible shambles #solar-talks #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #han sooyoung #look back #look back manga #look back spoilers

[we1rdsci3nce]

enjoy this 7 minute long video of Pizza Tower voice headcannons

#ik some of the parts are long sorry #but im not editing this again #thats why god gifted us with the fast forward button #no fake pep bc they and peppino have the same voice #pizza tower #voice headcanons #voice claim #peppino spaghetti #gustavo pizza tower #mr stick #mr. stick #gerome pizza tower #pepperman #vigilante #the noise #noisette #pizzahead #pizzaface

[colloline]

Ain't nothin' gonna break their stride 💥🌟

#the quarry #myart #long post ik sorry #i wanna tag them all but i have no energy left to google all their last names so #laura the girlboss and max the malewife #dylan the nerd thats heard of bears #pls ignore the fact that ​i forgot to color emmas eyes

[saetoshis]

thinkin….thinkin about tengen again

i have a MAJOR size kink and i’m 5’3…..i would literally be right under tengens tits LMFAO

just thinkin about missionary with tengen and he’s so pussy drunk that he wraps his beeg arms around you and presses you as close to him as possible as he thrusts his cock as deep as he can 🫣 gruntin and moaning right by your ear

the GRIP this man has on me I CAN’TTTTTT

MM M MM SIZE KINK + TENGEN IS MY WEAKNESS 😵‍💫

cw : fem reader, size kink, pet names [pretty girl, baby], some dumbification, praise, MINORS + AGELESS BLOGS DNI

tengen’s got you caged in between his forearms, heavy ruts of his hip practically rocking your body into the mattress as he lets out grunts and rasped breaths into your neck.

“fuck, ah- my favorite way to come home,” tengen sneers out the words between messy kisses on your skin as you’re clutching your hands on his back for any kind of stability. no matter how many times he’s slipped himself inside of you, it never gets old just how deep it goes. “feels too good- fuckin’ my pretty girl just like this…”

“y-yeah, love it too tennie,” you manage to hiccup the words out between gasped whimpers, the weight of his brawny frame pressed up against yours making his cock drive even deeper. “s- oh, so deep…”

“oh, yeah? feel me deep in there, baby?” he smirks brashly and you think he couldn’t possibly fuck you any harder than he is right now - but tengen is nothing if not full of surprises. “gonna make it feel even better, all for you…”

one quick shift and he’s sitting upright, hips pressed taut against yours as he pushes your knees up to your chest. the shudder you let out is half surprised, half pleasured as he grips your thighs and ruts into you deep enough for you to feel pressure in your stomach.

“hah- tennie, f- oh, god,” you’re murmuring out babbled words and incoherent curses, gripping the sheets beneath you as if they could somehow keep you stable. your hazy vision sees that familiar flash of a smirk, deep grunts and groans occasionally slipping out with each rocking thrust. “h-huge…”

“huge, huh? too much for you? you’re a big girl, c’mon… you can take it all,” tengen jeers out as his brawny hands smooth over your thighs and squeeze in a few places in time with his thrusts. “we’re just gettin’ started. don’t get all dumb on me now…”

2023 SAETOSHIS. DO NOT COPY, REPOST, OR TRANSLATE.

#AAAA it worked finally the glitch fucked it up so bad i was svared 🥲🥲 #guys sorry for the long post the read more was fucking shit up #do u hate me 🤕🤕🤕 LMFOAKAKA #sorry fr tho ik that shit is annoying #[‹ moshi : thirsts ›] #[‹ moshi's : nonnies ›] #[‹ moshi : moshi? ›] #tengen smut #tengen x reader #kny smut #kny x reader #uzui tengen smut #uzui tengen x reader #cw size kink #cw dumbification

[ninjasmudge]

amnesia rules is how the rest of the crew find about maq and the twins (macaque could have tried to stop him but this is the first time hes seen swk happy in so long and he is weak)

the idea for this was solidly @animemoonprincess​ ‘s and its been stuck in my head for two months

#dont think hed bring them to see the og jttw squad but hes not QUITE in his right mind so hes going his best #he also forgot the thing the help the amnesia so #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #mk #six eared macaque #sun wukong #double trouble au #my art #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk mk #lmk mei #qi xiaotian #long xiaojiao #UH SORRY THIS IS SO LONG I WASNT EXPECTING IT EAITHER #THIS WAS WHY I WAS HAVING SO MUCH TROUBLE STRUCTURING THIS WHOLE THING #shadowpeach #its not really but ik its got the vibes of it

[maxcuntstappen]

Daniel Ricciardo + certain stanzas from David Levithan's 'the day'

F1 Web Weaves

#ik there's like maybe 4 ppl who r gonna go thru this weave all the way thru #but fuck #ive been wanting to make it since i reread realm mid of last yr #the poem is just #so daniel #so yeah #this one is for me i guess #sorry to everyone who hates long weaves #it had to be done #f1 #f1weave #web weaving #daniel ricciardo #maxiel #the new u will kill the old me is so maxiel coded FUCK #david levithan #the realm of possibility #red bull racing #renault #mclaren

[myewt]

I'm sure you can't guess who my favorite character is ❕❕

#my art #Dungeon Meshi #ダンジョン飯 #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi #ik her hair is not that long #ill get it right the next time #for sure #small little kitty lady #im sorry to my pafl and hello charlotte followers lol #anyways

[unluckyprime]

my version of the s2 cover redraw!!!! :-)

#this was fun but it took me SO LONG IM SORRY FOR MY 3 DAY RADIO SILNCE 💔💔💔💔 #dndads Cover redraw #will rb With closeups in a bit <3 #also ik I changed my Scary a lot LMAO but I like this one more srry #digital art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #normal oak #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #hermie the unworthy #if u zoom in enough

[citrusbugz]

Rereading the manga. And I love how Clara is allowed to be weird and silly, while still being able to develop her magic and get stronger.

I am more used to western animation then anime nowadays, which is definetly where wacky concepts but serious characters thrive (like 90% of Once Piece characters), so I forgot how it feels to let silly characters be silly for this long. A lot of media keeps sending them to the edgy route if they want to develop the plot... Not awful, but they loose this chard of themselves.

It's nice that Raim worked with Clara on what she got, and not on what she didn't, during pre-harvest. That the effort went on building upon her bloodline magic and the appeal of childhood and playfulness (im not talking dirty shit, this is about the Toy Box spell, the please God don't get it twisted) instead of going on a sensual route that would be very off and forced on her character.

It's nice that other characters, and the world itself, acknowledge that she's not all dumb, she has a weird logic. And that logic is just as valid as any other, like how we see in the Heartbreak arc. She didn't fail because her logic was nonsense, because her plan worked, but because Stolas had the high ground against her. (she quite reminds me of Maddie from EAH in this way, iykwim.). You can also see that in a great display during the Music Festival arc, where there's this 1 chapter about Clara and Azz learning each other ways as to work better together, and how after that Azz is more understanding of how she thinks and, and how some of the weird things she says makes full sense in context.

I'm all here for a Clara centric plotline at anytime soon, I think is well over at this point. I want to see her have more relevance to the overall story. Or a deeper character exploration that's beyond 2 chapter length. Anyways, we love Clara in this blog.

#I know that Clara is not for everyone #And her still being silly up to this point could be seen as a character flaw #Which. Fair #But it am here for it #If Clara ever loose this spark I will riot #I like going into long and dry convos about mairuma I'm sorry #Expect more of my unwanted thought tho #(I might be hyperfixated on it... #Again) #clara valac #valac clara #mairimashita! iruma kun #mairuma #character rant #m!ik #welcome to demon school iruma kun

[honeybleed]

what did i do wrong? genuinely??? what did i do so wrong to be called nigger and monkey and a slave? now you’re going to my mutuals and humiliating me? because i defended my mutuals and other black women from antiblackness i know all too well?

#if you received that anon please block the anon #sorry about dragging you guys into this #that’s why i kept my anons on for soooooo long before #cos ik if i switched it off THIS would happen

[kibutsulove]

// Blood tw // — Azulon and Hama fanart

last year I abstained,

this year I devour.

#ATLA #Azulon #Hama atla #avatar the last airbender #FINALLY finished the drawing that was decided by the poll #Ik it said ship deck setting but like. shhhhhhh. it’s implied guys shhhh #I wish I drew Hama better. sigh. #I’m sorry queen #let them beat each other with hammers PLEASE #once again spreading my ‘Azulon was the most violent fire lord’ agenda #this took way too long #32 hours in total. ERHH… #finally fulfilling my part of the contract of being an artist #blood cw #blood tw

[yukswl0v3]

Idk what this is but it's something...🥲🙃

#also ik its really long sorry👺 #jiara #fanart

[sonicattos]

aw yeah baby!! this makes us a team!!

original without saturation

#sorry if this looks bad #haven’t done traditional in a long time #team dark #rouge the bat #e-123 omega #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #eye strain #eyestrain #maybe idk #ignore the flaws like omega and rule of thirds ik

[rat6irl]

Your favourite DJ ~♪

#splatoon #splatoon fanart #splatoon 2 #splatoon art #off the hook #marina ida #marina splatoon #pearl splatoon #pearl and marina #myart #fyi I’m not the best at painting so sorry if things look off ;v; #also ik I forgot her gloves…..dw about it lol #I also kinda hate how this turned out but I’ve been sitting on it for too long so I’ll just post it and fuck off lol

[buglaur]

rufus is learning how to grow his own nectar ingredients, sawyer is bonding with the newest residents, tiny tilly is no longer tiny and mack is taking over horse maintenance duty!

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #horseranchgp #boring posts recently ik i'm sorry #it gets good tmrw <3 #i've been having fun playing and taking bare minimum screenshots lol #i've got a 4 post long queue now tho!!! #biggest its been this gameplay