#source: gayle

[underqualified-human]

? Yuu: I'd trade all the risotto in the world for 30 minutes alone with a slice of that pumpkin pie.

Crewel: Who are you talking about?

? Yuu: Yes

Crewel: Who?

? Yuu: Yes.

#source: gayle #aries incorrect #? yuu #? yuu au #twst au #twisted wonderland au #twst x reader #twst yuu #twst mc #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #divus crewel #platonic divus crewel

[cloudcas]

actor men will literally bring gun smiths out of retirement to take home dean winchester’s pistol

#source: Gayle #THE WACKLES IS REALLLLLL #btw that’s my vote for their ship name #deranged #jensen ackles #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #con #rhylee shut up

[frauleinfunf]

Natalie: Gwen has the SATs on Saturday. We’ve been prepping her for sometime. Back in my second trimester, we hired an SAT tutor to to go over some basic tricks and methods through my womb. Then, in the delivery room, we wrapped her in a scantron sheet, and gave her her first practice exam.

Natalie: The results were disappointing. I was devastated.

#back on my hyper competitive insane subaranite moms bullshit #source: gayle #ben 10 #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 uaf #natalie tennyson

[fore-seer]

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fe awakening #fe13 #gaius fire emblem #morgan fire emblem #gairobin #incorrect quotes #source: gayle #shitpost #my content #awakening #gaiusposting #gaius and maribelle are friends but they are also PTA archrivals

[ladymiraclewings]

Tikki: "Two-bite brownies"? Tikki: Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie. For me, they’re zero-bite brownies. I suck those things down like a Burmese python.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #tikki #source: gayle

[incorrects-pmatga-quotes]

Pacster: "Two-bite brownies"? Pacster: Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie. For me, they’re zero-bite brownies. I suck those things down like a Burmese python.

#pac man and the ghostly adventures #pmatga #incorrect pmatga quotes #pmatga incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: gayle #pacster

[incorrectlit]

Nikolai: Had to get rid of my son. He broke my precious Tsar Aleksandr portrait while practicing his Spanish guitar. So I put him on eBay.

#literature #russian lit #incorrect quotes #source: gayle #nikolai rostov #nikolai ilych rostov #war and peace

[multiversemittens]

Big D: I'm eating out tonight. I don't know if you'd be interested in coming.

Marckus: No...

Big D: I love to eat out.

Marckus: No...

Big D: You don't really like to eat out, do you, Marckus? Personally I love to eat out.

Door: I also like to eat out.

Marckus: Disassociate, Marckus. You're on a beach right now...

#hunter: the parenting #hunter the parenting #h:tp #bruva alfabusa #big d #incorrect quotes #htp big d #htp marckus #source: gayle #i'm using a lot of chris fleming quotes right now #my husband insisted i post this #kitten could go either way

[incorrect-tvdint]

Northdin: It’s been kinda hard to trust you ever since that episode last summer. Draluc: And what was that? Northdin: The one where you faked your own death just so you could have an edible arrangement sent to your home.

#kyuketsuki sugu shinu #the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #the vampire dies in no time quotes #incorrect quotes #tvdint draluc #tvdint northdin #source: gayle

[gleeincorrectquotes]

Rachel: Good listening is so important to the kind of music I make. I call the ears the windows of perception.

Santana: Cool. I call them face tits.

#thanks for the submission! #source: gayle #rachel berry #santana lopez #pezberry #rachel x santana #santana x rachel #glee #incorrect glee quotes #incorrect quotes #submission

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Garrick: Good listening is so important to the kind of music I make. I call the ears the windows of perception.

Coran: Cool. I call them face tits.

#source: gayle #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #garrick #coran

[underqualified-human]

Vegan!MC: *Exists*

Leona: VEGAN? A vegan that HUSKY?!? What’s fueling THAT ASS?? SWEET POTATOES?!?! A POLTERGEIST?????

#aries incorrect #leona being down-bad is funnier than anything else #source: gayle #source: gayle waters-waters #source: gale waters waters #leona kingscholar x reader #leona twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #leona x reader #twst #twisted wonderland memes #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #disney twst #disney twst x reader

[cloudcas]

given all the jenmisheel juice we got today im bringing back this con moment

#source: Gayle #jenmisheel #jensen ackles #misha collins #danneel ackles #con #RIDICULOUS #rhylee shut up

[incorrect-supernoobs]

Roach, disturbed: Okay, was anyone planning on telling me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?

#supernoobs #incorrect supernoobs #incorrect quotes #theodore roachmont #source: Gayle

[frauleinfunf]

Odalia: Guys are not your friends, Emira!

Emira: Wasn’t Dad your friend?

Odalia: No! He was the lead in Peter Pan at Hexside and I threw circus peanuts at him until he married me!

#the flashback scenes all happened to take place when she was resting her throwing arm #the owl house #emira blight #odalia blight #source: gayle

[incorrectnwsl]

Emily Sonnett: If the feds get sent in, and we get taken out by snipers, I want you to know, I'll meet you in hell by the panini station.

Lindsey Horan: I'll be there, Em.

#USWNT #WOSO #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect NWSL Quotes #Emily Sonnett #Lindsey Horan #Source: Gayle Waters Waters