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Break Up, Make up, Heroes

Spiderman and Deadpool stand next to each other, looking at the man that was webbed to a chair in his own home. The events that led them to this situation was a thrilling little mystery as they take on one of Deadpool's more tame and less violent jobs.

Spiderman: We're not going to hurt you-

Deadpool: Unfortunately

Spiderman: We just wanna know where Hannah is

The man in the chair, who was unfortunately named Kevin, shook his head: I don't know what you're talking about! Get out of my house! Deadpool: Lyin isn't gonna get you anywhere, limp dick. Just tell us where she is and we won't cut your hand off

Spiderman: We're not doing that at all

Deadpool: He won't do it but I will Spiderman groans in frustration and gets in front of Deadpool, kneeling down so he could be eye level with Kevin: Just answer us and we'll leave. We can put this behind us

Kevin: Fuck off you spandex wearing freaks! I don't know anything! Spiderman: The longer you lie to us the longer this is gonna drag out. Just tell us where Hannah is

Kevin: I'm not talking to either of you psychos! You call yourselves heroes but you're nothing but good for nothing villa- Deadpool marches over with his gun pointed at Kevin's forehead: I will shoot your fucking CAT

Spiderman: ...

Kevin freezes up at the weapon and stares at it in fear: I-I don't. I don't know w-what that means... I don't- I don't have a cat.. Deadpool: Then who's catbed did I piss on?

Spiderman: ...

Kevin: ...

Deadpool cocks back his gun and aims: Anyways. Tell us where Hannah is or I'll shoot your balls . . .

Rody: So I'm guessing it didn't go so well?

Deadpool: Fuck off, we found the girl and let the police take the scumbags

Rody: and yet you look like a kicked puppy even with a mask on

Deadpool glares at the man behind the counter as he's handed an envelop Deadpool: Mind your own fucking business

Rody: Aaw Did your SpideyBoo scold you again~

Deadpool: FUCK OFF, RACOON ANKLES!

Rody: HAH He did! HAHAHAHA No wonder he didn't come here to collect the money himself!

Deadpool mutters: Says he doesn't want it... Rody snorts and stops his laughter: Seriously? All that and he's just gonna walk away empty handed?

Deadpool: He doesn't do it for the money, you know this

Rody: Can't expect me to trust his word when I've only met him once. Could be lying

Deadpool: he's not

Rody: And how do you know?

Deadpool: ... Shut up I just do

Deadpool tosses the envelope back at Rody and gets up: And give this back. I don't need it anyways

Rody: Going soft, aren't we, Mr. Pool?

Deadpool: Fuck off

Spiderman has been ignoring Deadpool for a week now. He was angry. Upset. Absolutely disappointed and he wasn't sure how much more patients he has for his supposed 'Hero Partner' if he keeps going against his word.

Not to mention how difficult it was to ignore him at all

Deadpool: SpiderBabe I know you can hear me

Oh Spiderman could hear him alright, as well as the boombox he was holding over his head that played 'Careless Whisper'

Deadpool: I said I was sorry! Can't be work through this? Spiderman rubs his temples as he sits on the roof of a building, facing away from where Deadpool was disturbing traffic with his antics by standing on a stop light

Deadpool: I can change, baby! I can be better! Weren't you the one who always told me to give second chances? Spiderman groans: He's impossible...

Shoto's voice spoke through the ear piece behind his mask: He seems pretty reasonable from what I can hear

Spiderman: You're supposed to be on my side

Shoto: We never agreed on that

Spiderman: He's making fun of me Shoto: Pretty sure he's recreating 'Say Anything'

Spiderman: I can hear that

Deadpool: I'M NEVER GONNA KILL AGAIN! GUILTY HANDS HAVE SHOT THEIR BULLETS!

Shoto: I wish I didn't. He's not a very good singer

Spiderman: I should stop him Shoto: You should do it soon before he tries to recreate the saxophone solo

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Deadpool: Spi-

Spiderman shot his web directly at Deadpool's face where his mouth would be. Though in effective to actually shut him up, he got his point across

Spiderman: No. You sit down and you listen- And stop playing careless whisper! Deadpool raised his hand sup in defense before turning off his boombox, walking backwards until he hit the edge of the roof and sat down. His voice was muffled by the webs on his mask: You want me to call you Master too?

Spiderman takes a deep breath and turns away Shoto: If you asked, you could probably make him bark

Spiderman muttering to himself: I regret introducing you to Shinso...

Spiderman turns off his communicator and takes off his hood, looking over at Deadpool who sat there fiddling with something Spiderman: Deadpool-

Deadpool: I'm sorry

Spiderman: Dead-

Deadpool pulls off the webs: No I really am. I know I talk a lot of shit and act on impulse but I mean it when say I didn't mean to betray your trust

Spiderman crosses his arms Deadpool: I know this is gonna sound unbelievable but I didn't mean to kill them. I was in a tough situation and my instincts kicked into high gear. Before I knew it we were falling and SPLAT!

Spiderman: ... Deadpool: I mean, stealing from an orphanage and threatening children deserves a lot more then jail time

Spiderman: ...

Deadpool: And I know I know, I have no right to say who gets to live or die, but I promise I'm trying this whole hero thing for real Spiderman: And what makes you think I'll believe you this time?

Deadpool was quiet, for a moment. Contemplating his answer: Because you love me..?

Spiderman: I'm leaving

Deadpool got him and grabs Spiderman's arm as he turned away: WAIT WAIT Spiderman: Why should I? I've been so patient with you, Deadpool. I know you're not a bad person, despite what you've done. But it's getting harder to trust you when you keep going behind my back like this

Deadpool: I know! I fucked up! I get that but I have a good reason now Spiderman: And what's that? And I swear if you say my ass I will web you by your balls

Deadpool stops himself from making a joke and reaches into one of his pockets. He pulls out a folded up piece of paper. Spiderman takes it confused Deadpool: You told me I was your hero. I wanted to keep being your hero by fighting with you to help people. I thought you'd be the only one to see good in me

Spiderman unfolds the paper and stares at the childish drawing of Deadpool holding hands with a child

Wobbly words written in crayon wrote "My Hero!"

Deadpool: Apparently someone else sees it too

Spiderman looks up to see his hero partner staring down at him. He seemed to have a soft expression despite the mask Deadpool: I never knew how it felt to be seen as more than just dangerous mercenary. But fuck it feels... nice. I wanna help more people like this kid. I wanna win for them so they don't have to suffer Spiderman takes a deep breath and leans forward, resting his forehead against his chest: Damn it. I can't believe your hero arc is actually appealing to me

Deadpool chuckles and raises his arms up wrap around his waist: Does that mean I'm forgiven? Spiderman: Kinda. I'm still upset with you and I still wanna throw you across the city-

Deadpool: Hot

Spiderman punches his gut lightly: But I think I can trust you again. Besides, it's getting boring fighting alone without hearing your obnoxious voice. Deadpool pulls Spiderman closer: Aw~ You missed me~

Spiderman rolls his head behind his mask and decides to play along. He looks up, tilting his head innocently: And what if I did? Can't blame me for missing /My hero/

Deadpool feels heart skyrocket at those words Spiderman laughs at the obvious flustered state of his companion and pushes himself away, tucking the paper into Deadpool's collar before he goes

Spiderman: I'll see you next time, Hero~

Spiderman winks and swings away into the light, leaving Deadpool on the roof Spiderman taps his communicator on: Hey Frosty. Updates?

Shoto: Suspicious activity down on main street. Updates on the Orange Wonder?

Spiderman: It was fine. We worked things out. I think things have calmed down a bit . . .

Denki: Dude can I have my boombox back

Katsuki hands the boombox over, an unreadable expression his his face as he walks to his room: Thanks, Denki

Mina whips her head around from the couch surprised: oohh someone's in a good mood~ Katsuki: Fuck off

Katsuki disappears into his room, leaving Denki and Mina to look at each other before rushing to the door. Both pressed their ears against it to listen in on their friend

Eijiro comes over with a bowl of chips: Whatcha doing? Both Mina and Denki placed their fingers against their lips and, despite how unmanly it was, Eijiro couldn't help but lean over as well to listen in.

Katsuki's voice was muffled behind the door: Fuck... Fuck ah fuck shit fuck... Spiderman... fuck Immediately all three friends moved back to the couch as far away from Katsuki's room as possible. they didn't need to hear any of that during movie night!

Inside his room though, Katsuki continues to pace around his room, a wide happy grin on his face. He's never felt so happy before in his entire life and had no clue how react to it. He jus started walking around cursing and holding his chest, unable to stop the beating of his heart as he replays that scene over and over in his head. He couldn't help but imagine what would've happened if he pulled up both their masks and smashed their lips together. The thought of kissing his first love made him giddy inside

/Gross/

Katsuki: You're gonna kill me like this, Spidey...

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