#spiteful answers

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

Bro... you should go listen to malevolent...

Malevolent...? What's that

#spiteful answers #malevolent #malevolent podcast

[mild-and-hammered]

So, I know the fandom (myself very included) love to talk about JLA playing fuck marry kill with Brucie Wayne as an option...but I offer an alternative. Bruce overhears a conversation between Clark, Diana, and Hal.

Clark: No I mean if we're playing, I'd fuck you Diana, obviously it would be a wonderful night--

Diana: and all the way into the morning, obviously

Clark: Obviously. And I'd marry Batman, so sorry Hal, I guess you gotta go.

Hal, outraged: Marry Bats???? Over Me???

Clark: Yeah, hello, have you seen him? No offense and all, but if you get the chance to sleep with wonder woman you kinda have to. And if I marry Batman I get sweet gadgets, nerdy banter, awful coffee, and I get to use the little ears on the cowl as handles while I bend him over the breakfast table every morning.

(plot twist, Clark totally knows Batman's there and this is his extremely weird and roundabout way of flirting)

#superbat #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #superman #justice league #wonder woman #flirting via FMK #Hal kills Clark in his answer out of spite #but then has to choose to either fuck or marry Batman

[canisalbus]

I've been following you for years, and I love your art. Seeing you repost your older art pieces reminded me how much I loved the angry, bitter, miserable Machete art and how it resonated with me... but a part of me is also so happy to see the current art of him being happy. Cute art of him as a unicorn, or chilling in a bathtub with Vasco. Like, we're all growing and healing :')

#thank you! #he's been angry and bitter and miserable for so long it feels nice to give him an ounce of happiness for a change #some reasons to live besides spite and sense of duty #answered #anonymous #I always saw him as a character who's unsalvageable corrupted and doomed by narrative #and that the only way out of his miserable existence was a well deserved death #it sounds extremely cliche but I genuinely had no idea it would be so cathartic to view him through a lens of like #hope and healing and being worthy of love and saving despite your evident flaws and failings #unplanned redemption arc kapow #Vasco really just sauntered in and flipped the whole situation on it's head #sorry folks he has a boyfriend and gets regular pets and hugs and kisses now

[luckyspacerabbit]

The reason they didn't have quarians in Andromeda was that they simply would have been too powerful. We're stuck on a spacecraft with limited resources? Oh no, what a disaster. /s

#youve never been more correct #additional answer: to spite me personally #asks #anon #mass effect andromeda

[cotl-inspiteofyou]

My Bishop, Lord Shamura! I come to you with an offering, A weapon from a far away land! It's made with a special alloy of metals, and at its center is a magic crystal that allows energy to be molded into a blade! -humbly presents a lightsaber-

#oh no now shamura has a lightsaber too #it's digital?? #cult of the lamb #cotl #in spite of you #answers #chapter 1 answers #cotl bishop shamura #bishop shamura #shamura #cotl shamura #isoy #lightsaber

[carlyraejepsans]

i can imagine DR sans telling toriel a science-based joke, and when she doesn’t understand he tries to explain what the joke means, but it shifts into a full on ramble about quantum physics

sans is lucky he’s got the cougar up stat bonus otherwise idk how the hell toriel wants that guy

are you telling me an elementary school teacher of all people—dispenser of interesting snail facts, the gastropod entusiast herself—would ever fault her new bestie for infodumping about a topic he's clearly passionate about?? FOOL! she would ask him to elaborate and then listen politely while understanding nothing, in part due to sans' own meandering and counterlogical metaphors, but most likely due to her present mind being occupied by thoughts of convenience store based public indecency

#you can't teach kids without having a passion for hearing tiny people chatter nonsensically about stuff that makes them happy. #she doesn't like him in spite of the rambly science babble. she loves him BECAUSE of it #as well as his sense of humor and general buffoonery #she's a goofball as well. it's a shared trait that's common trodden ground between them #answered asks #soriel #sans #toriel #deltarune

[daftpatience]

one thing I have learned about being poor is that you cannot for a moment stop thinking about it

#theres no peace #every little thing reminds me we are poor #seeing friends having electricity wifi heat food gas. it all costs money. and bills and fees and charges happen all the damn time #im constantly worried that i am measing up somehow or im not keeping track of my finances properly #the person handling our disability assistance application keeps coming back with question after question about my job #and i have so much doubt and fear that ive made some mistake in my answers that will disqualify us from support #and theres this sick backwards stupid thing where applying for and being on disability support is discouraging me from trying to make money #because the more i make the less likely we'll get support but i need to make money to live #its just fucked. and once we're on support i have to make monthly reports of my income so ill feel like im explaining myself all the fuckin #time #cus the system isnt built in a way that makes sense for self employed ppl who have business expenses to account for #sorry for the ranting i cant sleep #truly truly i think poverty is making me a worse persin #more anxious more resentful more jealous more miserable more spiteful #i have so little and there is so little i can do to help it #i want things in a more desparate and even childish way than i used to eant things #spend a lot more time fantasizing about magically having expendable income #not to mention the constant exponential guilt that comes from asking for help or recieving help. its guilt i need to unlearn but i feel it

[pseudophan]

where can I watch the deleted videos u mentioned that aged like milk

i'm sure there's lots of archives but i've got all of dan's deleted videos (from that one deletion spree anyway, plus the tinder vid) on gdrive

here you go

#i remember uploading them all almost exclusively out of spite #i was so mad...... #listen. dan. i get it. i agree even. however #these are very dear to me!!!! #answered

[thecryptidart1st]

So the moment I saw that Elizabeth was Vanessa's mom in the Alive AU I could not help but imagine them being the pettiest shits to each other. Elizabeth suggests Vanessa dyes her hair red? Vanessa dyes her hair, like mentioned in game, rainbow. Why are you so mad, Mom? There's red in there!

At least Gregory and Cassie think it's cool.

It’s very much “Full Time Girlboss, Part Time Tiger Mom with severe insecurities installed by her Father” vs “Angsty Teen who learned how to find loopholes in contracts from her Mother” level of petty

But yes, the younger Afton cousins admire Vanessa for her rebelliousness

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #elizabeth afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #fnaf cassie #casssie afton brooks #fnaf gregory #gregory emily afton fitzgerald #prepare for a whole week of petty mother daughter shenanigans #bc i have a lot of asks about elizabeth and vanessa #vanessa’s aged down in this AU #she’s 18/19 #she is doing computer coding classes at her local community college and staying at home to spite Elizabeth #soldered wires #soldered wires au #alive au #answering asks

[blinkpen]

found another old one i never posted enjoy

#hhhhverse tag of spite #the first clue that viv cannot write entirely removed from Discourse Factor exists in the hazbin pilot #where vagina pulls AD aside to tell the audience so much badly written self-aware exposition instead of. idunno. #'how do you not know who he is?!' and then being cut off before she can exposition dump at us #the scene continues as normal but now neither AD or the audience knows why to be on edge but that there is reason to #and then AD and the audience get SOME answer when he does that OP shit at the end and then is like lol moving on #there! you answered AD's question without a paragraph of bullshit AND left INTRIGUE for the audience too for wtf all thats about! #wow! #a highschool english teacher would have pointed this out if you handed this to them for a grade! #but you decided you're too good for critique before graduating #and now you get pissy when people say this shit reads like a highschooler or someone still in highschool in their head wrote it #the math is very simple here or did you decide math is also for nerds and not worth your time as well

[eskawrites]

sometimes i still think about the fact that nancy is one of the most powerful, plot-critical characters in stranger things, and how she has led her own arc every single season--from driving the search for barb to taking down the lab to figuring out the flayed to being a fucking general by the end of season 4. and about how she was taking care of the kids during the last half of s3 and how she was the leader of the hawkins group in s4. like, i really cannot emphasize that enough. once the main character with superpowers and the actual war veteran chief of police are out of town, nancy is the unquestionable leader. the person everyone turns to without thinking twice. i’m serious. nancy is a teenage girl who has her every move questioned and doubted and still the only people more powerful than her in the show are a girl with superpowers and a war vet.

and when danger--physical danger--shows up, she doesn’t fucking hesitate. she’s diving straight into the upside down. she’s leading the older group to safety again. she’s shoving aside the 5 different traumatic experiences she just witnessed to put together a multi-step military operation and she’s taking point to go shove a shotgun in vecna’s face. and yeah, they end up not being alone when they face vecna because el is there, but nancy doesn’t know that. she’s fully intending on going to kill an adult man who has control over an entire dimension and has been murdering people with his mind, even though she has no backup, no superpowered el, no hopper and his government contacts, nothing.

and yet.

AND YET

the vast majority of natalia dyer’s press for s4 was about a love triangle. and i get it, a lot of interviewers can’t get away with not asking those questions, but you know what else you could ask about? nancy’s growth over the last 4 seasons. how it felt being the leader of the hawkins gang. how she thinks nancy feels after losing another friend. what was running through her head when vecna had her. what her thoughts are regarding nancy’s plan, or what’s going through her head during that final scene when she’s *checks notes* standing behind the show’s protagonist and looking at The Plot as it rises from the ground.

or, i don’t know, ask her what it’s like being the person handling guns on set. what those upside down night shoots were like. what her thoughts are on nancy’s choice of college! what she thinks about the perm! for fuck’s sake there are only a thousand different questions that would’ve been far more interesting or at least personal to her character. but no. every interview boils down to team steve or team jonathan, as if a tired, already resolved love triangle is anywhere near as interesting as literally any other part of her character

#we're raging tonight lads natalia dyer deserved BETTER #can you imagine watching stranger things season 4 and getting the chance to interview one of the MOST CRITICAL CHARACTERS #and then asking her about this tertiary cliche plot line that you know she can't answer anyway #can you imagine #nancy wheeler #stranger things #natalia dyer #she deserves betterrrrrr #tbh i fully believe we got as much ronance content as we did just bc it was more interesting to talk about than jonathan vs steve #and i can't blame her for that! #i'd be talking about it too even if i didn't ship it #bc at least then you don't have to talk about which of her mediocre relationships she's gonna revive #give nancy wheeler (and natalia dyer) a break ffs #at this point i think we should get single nancy just out of spite

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

Your Arthur scratches some very specific itch in my brain that I can't pin down for sure. Maybe it something about freckles. Maybe hair. Maybe because he looks kinda fragile. I kinda both wanna chew on him a bit (affectionately) and give him a hug and kill a man for him.

Thank you so very much! It took me a bit to get to a design that I was happy with! I had always envisioned him with a tawny, almost-ginger hair color, tall (yes, even taller than Parker, Noel, and Oscar, but NOT taller than Daniel), and with a defined chin, but it took me a while to get his eye, nose, and hair shape right. The freckles and mole on his face seemed like the cherry on top.

I wanted to properly show his babygirlness, but I hope in the future to bring out his more brutal side. I have a tendency, at least at the moment, to draw him in super pained expressions ahaha

#spiteful answers #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #my art #spiteful art #spiteful drawings

[nell0-0]

Success! Inbox finally cleared!

There were a bit more asks but I just deleted some because of... reasons. Look, I love getting asks even if sometimes I can't find the motivation to answer soonish, and requesting stuff is totally fine!

But I would appreciate it if it were more like suggestions and less like demands. My interests shift and there's a ton of stuff I would like to draw. I don't like being told what to do tbh ksksks. If it ain't fun, then I ain't doing it. This is a hobby after all.

Having said that, thanks to everyone who stuck around for my submas stuff, I had a lot of fun in the fandom! I'm taking a break from PLA + submas for more TLOZ + LU stuff since that's my current hyperfixation tho. Maybe I'll be back in the future, maybe not, we'll see ^^

#talk tag #I love asks #I like requests but it's mostly limited to when I say requests are open #also I'm spiteful af. so if you're mean about it or way too insistent about getting a certain thing drawn. you ain't getting an answer #like asking for the exact same thing three times in a row after being left without an answer for a bit #draw/write it yourself you coward /hj #be the content creator you wanna see #i struggle with fatigue a lot so it's not like I don't wanna answer at once #even if y'all see me drawing/posting non stop sometimes. that's just the power of hyperfixation I guess #rambling in the tags

[novakiart]

idk if ur still taking recs but I've been reading spideypool for like 8 years so please I love to share:

sorry if any of these have already been recommended!

maybe my all time favorite series, https://archiveofourown.org/series/44337

followed by one of my favorites, if you love fantasy, https://archiveofourown.org/works/13116939

if you like some more spidery-Peter, https://archiveofourown.org/works/12664023

Peter is literally a spider for part of this, its very cute I promise, https://archiveofourown.org/works/24971248

well-developed antagonist, https://archiveofourown.org/series/1162418

autistic Peter, long fic, really well developed villains, https://archiveofourown.org/works/5962876

not my usual type of fic but it's a good one! https://archiveofourown.org/works/28496034

VERY angst but soooo good, https://archiveofourown.org/series/2432785

love me some queer culture and activism, https://archiveofourown.org/works/14729937

venom!!, https://archiveofourown.org/works/20032078

nurse Peter, https://archiveofourown.org/works/11859168

grumpy wade! cats! Peter is a vet, https://archiveofourown.org/works/1986090

team up with daredevil, https://archiveofourown.org/works/10660632

I know this was so many sorry😭😭 I'm obsessed. enjoy! please update if you read any <3

omg omg it's never too late to send me recs! bless you! I'll have to give these a looksee

#i just enjoy interacting w you guys so the more the merrier always #and i like having a fic recs tag to peruse on a rainy day #long post #mags answers #fic recs #enby-spite

[dulcesiabits]

i was thinking of lyney hitting on someone for funsies or bc oooo pretty person but after a while said person tells him that while they don't pretend to know his secrets they'd like to be an actual friend and give him some peace of mind.

and then he explodes

Lyney when someone wants to use him: haha okay. weee!! ^_^

Lyney when someone wants to be his actual genuine friend: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

#liya answers #genshin impact #lyney #UR RIGHT. ANON UR RIGHT. he just explodes. that's it #it's also like. the combo of seeing past his flirtations and subterfuge #and wanting to get to know him in spite of it #AND it's also. the fact someone doesn't expect anything of him #like theyre not doing this bc they fell for his facades or want to use him #theyre doing it bc they like him. the real him. or want to get know the real him #which makes him short circuit!!! hes not prepared for this!!!!

[cotl-inspiteofyou]

Hey shamura you think we can see what you look like without your rode?

TW: BODY HORROR

#cult of the lamb #cotl #in spite of you #answers #isoy #cotl bishop shamura #bishop shamura #shamura #cotl shamura #these were drawn pretty far apart #chapter 1 answers #they don't seem to be doing too good