#suku-nii

[gojoshooter]

Little Yuji and big brother Sukuna

an. for I'm in my Sukuita phase <33

Thinking about little Yuji in his Chuku-nii's lap eating a popsicle as his big brother wipes his messy mouth with a caring frown.

Little Yuji is too good to be scolded, always being polite when he points at the icecream shop with big golden-brown eyes looking up at him “Pwes, pwes, Chuku-nii” the highschooler can barely resist the tiny tot's wishes. Although he is a little clumsy with his tiny fingers, struggling to hold the dripping ice and getting some on his school hoodie.

“Tsk, brat. Here give it to me,” Sukuna can be mean to anyone breathing but his little brother. “Suku-nii will hold it for you.” the beaming chubby smile on the five year old almost blinds Sukuna; he swears to god.

-

Baby Yuji triggers the worst cute agression deep within Sukuna (and i take it back, he can be mean) which surfaces in the form of his ever the jerk urge to make Yuji cry so he can scoop his lil pink weeping fluff and sooth him, bouncing lightly. And Yuji not being the sharpest crayon in the box would cling to his chest, pouting while Chuku-nii dries his tear-dampen red face. Sukuna lives for this, wakes and sleeps for his pure innocence.

“There, there. Suku-nii was joking brat, he's not eating you”

“Hah... sorry Yuji, I'm here, are you really scared of jump scares?” a kiss on the fat cheek, chuckling at the little boy's cuteness “I'm here”

-

And apparently it has been way easier to feed healthy meals to little Yuji than him, according to his mom.

“Who's the best boyyy?” Sukuna would drawl and the five year raises his short arm the highest he can, though being the only one being fed in the room. “’tadori!” and thankfully he has learnt to not speak further when the food has been stuffed in his little buccal cavity.

Nothing can make his day better than his little brother looking up at him expectantly with a mouthful of food.

“And who's the best big brother, little Dori?” “Chukunaaa” the elder would chortle, head thrown back because who the heck is more precious than his little petal. Taking the chance, he puts the plastic spoon full of veggies inside him, grin plastered with affection.

masterlist !!

ps. i love babies who have a hard time pronouncing names🥺🤧 shut up you cute lil flower bud

tags. @anubisisthebomb @dianagracesworld @stellagrangerreads12 @momochina-sama @xxkay15xx @ruins-posts @4sat0ruu @pretty-toru @whodoesthatanymore

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[moechies]

jujutsu kaisen masterlist [nsfw] 𓈒ㅤׂㅤ𓆡 ⭒ㅤ𓈒ㅤׂ

# notice ; i have chosen to display only my better/longer works here, view my tags for more of my works !!

₊⊹ ; fanfiction ⋆｡ ; drabble/thirst red ; dark content

toji fushiguro . .

₊⊹ cherry popper

⋆｡ kitty ⋆｡ bunnie

⋆｡ crybaby ⋆｡ forced intox ⋆｡ all bark ⋆｡ brat tamer ⋆｡ talk you through it ⋆｡ oral fixation ⋆｡ chokehold

sukuna ryomen . .

⋆｡ soft bf suku ⋆｡ pt. 2 ⋆｡ pt. 3

⋆｡ pussy eater ⋆｡ suku nii ⋆｡ praise me! ⋆｡ mean n greedy! ⋆｡

gojo satoru . .

⋆｡ bullies! ⋆｡ 'stepdaddy' ⋆｡ forced ⋆｡ cuddle fuck ⋆｡ share! ⋆｡ okay.. ⋆｡ carnival

getou suguru . .

⋆｡ bullies! ⋆｡ fingering ⋆｡ forced ⋆｡ tired yet? ⋆｡ share!

nanamin kento . .

⋆｡ too big ⋆｡ cnc ⋆｡ stepdaddy ⋆｡ sensitive!

higuruma hiromi . .

⋆｡ just for you ⋆｡ good puppy

kinji hakari . .

⋆｡ 3 w kirara ⋆｡ cute ass

#masterlist #writers on tumblr #fanfiction writer #jjk #gojo satoru smut

[donustellaron]

All Grown up

Okay so this is my first published fic, this one's inspired by a Sukuna bot (shockingly), so no warnings honestly? Just pure fluff and love<33. This is a gojo x reader x geto, oh also male reader cuz I'm a guy and gay. Also this is kind of a sorcerer thingy but its not like explicitly mentioned.

When Sukuna's servants brought him a small child as food he decided to give the kid some time to grow before eating him, what he didn't expect was for him to get attached to the kid. Now the kid was 11 and practically his son.

Sukuna sighed, you were gonna be the death of him, you had just asked to go meet the Gojo clan's kid, Satoru Gojo. After a bit of thinking Sukuna replied, "Fine, go see this brat of theirs, maybe it'll amuse me." With Sukuna's permission, you ran off to go find the boy. Sukuna sighed again, he hoped you didn't get into any trouble, not because he cared for you...he just didn't want any inconveniences. So when you came back holding hands with the young Satoru Gojo he was pleasantly surprised, "Why do you have him with you?" he spoke in a confused and irritated tone. "Oh! Suku-nii this is Satoru Gojo, Satoru-chan this is my caretaker Sukuna," you exclaimed excitedly, "Suku-nii I wanted to play with Satoru-chan but his guards didn't let us leave the mansion so we snuck out!!" Sukuna's expression was a mix of curiosity, annoyance, and mild amusement. "So you snuck out just to play with this one?" You responded eagerly, "Satoru-chan is lonely so this'll be his first time playing!! We'll have tons of fun!!" It was clear to Sukuna that you were happy with having a playmate, "How adorable..." He muttered under his breath. "Well go ahead and play." Hearing that you grabbed Satoru's hand and ran off to play in Sukuna's palace.

Later that night the two kids were exhausted from all their shenanigans, Satoru especially had fun, he'd smiled more that evening than in his life. "By the way, I'm glad you brought me here." He grinned, thinking about how his parents were probably running wild. Suddenly you were hit with a great idea, you grabbed Satoru's hand again and ran to your Suku-nii.

Sukuna was having tea with Uraume when he sensed the cursed energy of the Gojo kid, he turned to the door, his face expressionless as you barged in. "SUKU-NI!!!!" You paused to take a breather, "Can Satoru-chan stay the night?? Please???" Sukuna pauses, considering your request.

Meanwhile, Uraume looks at all of you confused, soon enough Sukuna speaks, "Okay... fine. The brat can stay the night if he doesn't make a mess and behaves himself." He holds back laughter at Uraume's shocked face. You squeal in happiness and thank him. "Thank you thank you thank you!!!" And again, off you go with the Gojo kid.

Once it's time to sleep you and Satoru end up talking for hours until you both pass out in your pillow fort.

5 years later, you and Satoru are now 16, in terms of appearance you both have matured and are much taller and stronger than before, yet one thing remains unchanged: your unwavering bond and love for one another. You've spent these past 5 years together, enjoying a wide variety of activities and learning more about the world and each other with every passing day. Satoru's relationship with Sukuna is better now, he's still called a brat but in an affectionate way, when they return from school they always greet Sukuna and then head off to your room to hang out.

A year later they both meet another boy: Suguru Geto, you love him dearly and so does Satoru. A year later you, Satoru, and Suguru have formed an inseparable bond. The three of you are now 17, having grown closer to each other. At one point they end up losing their virginities to each other, it's clear to Sukuna that they are in love. Even so, he and Uraume are always ready to comfort you in your relationship woes.

Soon you're 28 and at your wedding, today's the day you get married to your amazing boyfriends. When Sukuna walks you down the aisle you can't help but cry, and so does he, his little kid grew up into a formidable man. After the ceremony you find him and Uraume talking to your husbands, you walk over and hug Sukuna, a faint smile on his face and a wide smile on yours, "Suku-nii..." His heart warms at the nickname you gave him all those years ago, he holds you tightly. He had witnessed your growth and development over the years, watching your love and devotion to your husbands. He calls your name and you look up at him, "Isn't this a lovely occasion? No need for tears kid, it warms my heart to see you and your beloveds bound in matrimony." You chuckle at his choice of words, "Suku-nii, thank you for taking care of me and letting me meet Satoru-chan and Suguru-chan all those years ago, thank you...Dad" Sukuna chokes up and feels tears welling in his eyes. He hugs you tightly, and you smile, you love your dad dearly. (and Uraume)

AHHH OMG. I'm ngl I almost cried during the wedding part....anyways I really love how this turned out !! And I hope you do too :))

#gojo x male reader #jjk x male reader #gojo satoru #geto x male reader #geto suguru #jjk x reader #sukuna #∞POSTSᯤ

[penfz]

The Beginning

SukunaXFemReader (Modern AU)

Summary: Reader is in search for a babysitter for her daughter, Yuuji is in search of a part time job, and Sukuna is receiving an uncalled for nickname.

A/N: I apologize that there’s no clear timeline or order in the story, but I think I like it this way.

Also... apologies for any errors. I didn't proofread.

Sukuna X FemReader Master List

“Arghhh!”

This was probably the 5th baby sitter applicant Y/N had gone through. It was ok that you’re picky right? This is a stranger you would be entrusting your daughter too, and a stranger in your home.

Money technically wasn’t the problem, it was the lack of experience the applicants have. While yes, you would prefer a younger applicant, someone your daughter could get along with better, it was probably a better idea to hire someone older with more experience.

But then an applicant’s name caught your eye.

Yuuji Itadori had an honest application email, a highschool student looking for a part time job with minimum pay. He has no experience in looking after children, but he is good with kids. And, he’s your neighbour… technically his house was right behind yours.

Yeah, why not.

Within, the next hour, there was a knock on your door, and a young male with fluffy pink hair and a huge smile on his face, stood before you.

“Hi, I’m Yuuji Itadori.” He said as he reached his hand out for a handshake.

You smiled at his kind gesture, and shook his hand.

“Hi, I’m Y/N L/N. Please come in.” “You’re new to the neighborhood right?” Yuuji continued his friendly conversation, following you inside. “Yeah, almost 8 months ago.” You explained. “I never got to meet everyone in the neighborhood yet unfortunately, things have been busy since.” “That’s ok, my grandpa said he introduced himself to you before.” Yuuji grinned. “Oh! Yes, Mr. Wasuke Itadori! Such a kind man, how is he?” “Oh, he passed away a few months ago.” And then Yuuji’s smile faltered for a moment. “But he wouldn’t us to be sad.”

You paused for a moment, Yuuji’s words making you grieve for the kind older man. But Yuuji’s smile and reassurance, only made you smile back in return.

“Oh, your grandpa mentioned that you have an older brother. Is it just the 2 of you now?” You asked. “Yeah, he’s probably out right now at the gym. He’ll be home later. Did you want to meet him?” Yuuji asked curiously. “One day.” You laughed a bit. “Your grandpa mentioned he’s mean looking.” You joked. “Oh yeah he kind of is.” Yuuji thought about it, his playfulness in his tone still there. “I would say run if you ever see a mean looking guy in the neighborhood.” “This is good advice.” You laughed.

Yuuji’s interview started as a friendly conversation, to the introduction to your daughter, to your daughter asking him to stay for dinner, and then to the end of your search for a babysitter.

“So, are you still up to babysit Aika?” You asked as you and Aika dropped Yuuji off at his house. “Wait, really?!” Yuuji asked excitedly. “Yeah.” You smiled back. “You guys seem to get along really well, and you seem more then capable enough of taking care of her. Send me your schedule and we can start planning a working schedule.” “Alright!” Yuuji cheered out loud. “You hear that Aika, we can chill again soon! We can go to an arcade!” “And get icecream!” Aika cheered back. “And watch movies!” “And get popcorn!” “And play video games!” “And eat pizza!”

You smiled at the interaction between your daughter and Yuuji, but then began to wonder if she was hungry with the way she was listing food. And you just fed her too.

~

Yuuji entered the house as you and Aika started heading home.

“You’re home late, brat. Why didn’t you tell me what time you’re coming home?” “Oh, Suku-nii!” Yuuji smiled at his older brother. “Sorry, I had an interview for a baby sitting job and I got distracted.” “Baby sitting job?” Sukuna questioned, Yuuji doesn’t even have an experience baby sitting since he’s the youngest in the house. “How did that go?” “Great! I got the job!” Yuuji continued with his large grin.

Well Sukuna didn’t expect that bit of news.

“Oh? Congratulations kid.” Sukuna gave a small smile back, he was proud. “Who you babysitting?” “Her names Aika, she’s the neighbour behind us.” Yuuji explained as he pulled out his phone. “I just need to send her mom my school schedule, she doesn’t want baby sitting to interfere with school or homework.”

Sukuna raised an eyebrow at that fact. He was thankful for that information, for he wanted Yuuji to concentrate on school and homework as well.

“Ok, well send me your work schedule when you get it so I know where you are. And give me your employers number, in case I can’t reach you.” Sukuna instructed as he started heading upstairs. “Okay!” Yuuji answered.

~

And this was the last thing Sukuna expected. Coming home from… a date? A fling? He wasn’t sure what to call it. He only stopped by a high end bar to grab a quick drink, after his new boss had went in on him about missed deadlines. It was there, that a young woman was flirting with him, which made his evening a little better. But, he didn’t expect to be coming home to two brats.

“Yuuji.” Sukuna addressed, as he noticed an extra pair of shoes at the door. Although a small child size. “I’m in the living room!” Yuuji yelled back. Sukuna signed with annoyance, brat wasn’t going to let him know he had a guest over?

Sukuna walked in, not expecting Yuuji to be doing his homework already. And definitely not expecting a young white haired female, to be asking Yuuji on her math homework.

“Yuuji! 5+3?” The young female asked. “I can’t give you the answers Aika.” Yuuji laughed as he furthered explained using the fruit he stole from the kitchen to aid her in her addition homework.

Sukuna raised an eyebrow, he was impressed with the interaction between the two. In fact, the way Yuuji was teaching Aika addition, was the same way he taught him when he was younger.

“Oh, Suku- nii!” Yuuji called out with a large smile. “This is Aika, she’s the one I’m babysitting. Aika, this is my big brother.”

“Hi, nice to meet you Suki!” Aika called with a giant smile, one to rival Yuuji’s. Except no one else was smiling… as the Itadori brothers tried to figure out who the f*uk this child was calling ‘Suki’.

“Suki…?” Yuuji asked confused. “Suki.” Aika repeated as she pointed at Sukuna. Poor guy just met her and he’s already received a female name as a nickname.

And Yuuji was no help, he was already laughing.

Sukuna could only sigh. Wtf.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna x reader #yuji x reader #soft sukuna #jjk au #jujutsu kaisen au #sukuna x femreader

[maddyshome]

sukuna was never praised by mommy dearest which is why he is the way he is i guess. sucks that its always the woman's fault a kid turns out to be a maniac. im not defending her, maybe she is hateful and a bitch, but really, who can blame her? i dont. yall aint gonna ever catch me blaming parents for every little thing. i mean sucks to have shitty parents but a lot of people do and they don't start killing. it is what it is. suku-nii gotta take the fall this time. cheers in hell.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #luvs im joking around lmao idk what happened in his childhood or whatever im just playing

[truly-morgan]

[No Curse, Sukuna and Megumi fuck Yuji (18+)]

SukuIta + FushIta| Jujutsu Kaisen No Curse AU + cw: incest 18-05-2023

[#sukuita + #fushita, Double Penetration, twincest, no curse AU]

"Suku-nii stoop" Yuji whined, although he did not try to move away from his brother, "Megumi will be here soon, we can go all the way" he continued.

"Don't worry brat, we'll be done way before he arrives, after all, look at how wind up you already are" Sukuna mocked, a finger caressing the underside of his erection in a teasing manner. "And your ass is trying to suck my cock all the way in, I know you want it" he whispered against his ear, hips barely moving to go in some more.

His grin grew wider when he felt Yuji's hips push back against him some more too.

From over his brother's shoulder Sukuna could see him bite his lips, clearly thinking about it, before he nodded.

"But we have to be quick," he stated.

Sukuna did not need to be told twice, immediately starting a relentless pounding into his brother. They had been teasing and playing around all day, he wanted to fuck Yuji.

Plus he had a little something planned.

He chuckled lowly at the way Yuji couldn't stop his groan and moans, fucking himself back onto Sukuna's cock.

"You should try keeping it down a little, instead of moaning like a whore" Sukuna pointed out, "wouldn't want another noise complaint because someone is being noisy".

This was enough to quiet Yuji, as he had already felt embarrassed enough when their dorm neighbour had talked to them one time.

But it should be alright, he could feel himself getting closer to the edge and he was pretty sure it had to be the same for his brother. They could quickly clean up afterwards and everything would be alright. Megumi would never know.

But then he heard the dorm opening, Megumi greeting them as he looked up from his phone. The young man then froze in the doorway, eye fixated on the twins.

"W-what?!" Yuji reacted, suddenly trying to pull away from Sukuna to hide under his cover. Yet strong tattooed arms looped around him, keeping him from doing anything.

"Sukuna let go now" Yuji hissed, feeling a bit panicked when something seemed to catch his friend's attention down the hall.

This made Megumi come inside the room, locking the door by habit.

Then everything was silent, Yuji still trying to pry away his brother's arm, biting his lips at how he was still buried deep inside of him.

"I-I thought you would come at 7pm" Yuji mumbled, not looking up at his friend, afraid of what look he would get.

"You texted me to come earlier" Megumi replied, although he soon started glaring at Sukuna who was giving him a shit-eating grin.

"Sukuna!!" Yuji reacted when he finally connected the dot, trying to turn towards him.

"I wanted to keep having fun and your stupid homework session was going to break that" Sukuna replied, giving his twin a kiss as if to apologise.

"Plus, I know you've been wanting to have an emo boy over there fuck you too" he teased, looking back at Megumi who clearly looked affected by this situation.

He knew very well the young man also wanted Yuji (who wouldn't really). And it was painful watching them play gay chicken.

"So why don't you join us, Fushiguro" Sukuna asked, letting his head rest on Yuji's shoulder.

Megumi stared between the two of them, looking unsure of how to react to all of this. First about finding his best friend (and crush) being fucked by his own twin. To be frank, he had always found the twins' relationship really odd, this was somehow both surprising and not.

But secondly to find out that Yuji had also been wanting to have sex with him. He had not realised that the young man felt the same about him.

He quickly ran the situation in his mind and decided that he could ignore whatever the two had right now. He dropped his bag onto the floor, walking closer to the stand in front of Yuji who didn't dare to look at him.

"Do you really want that?" he asked.

Yuji bites his lips once again at the question, before nodding to answer. Immediately he was being kissed by Megumi, to which he replied enthusiastically.

Sukuna watched for a while as Megumi disrobed while making out with his twin, although it got boring really fast.

At least Megumi seemed soon ready to go.

So he changed the way they were on the bed, pulling Yuji with him. While leaning back he could show better where he was connected with Yuji, keeping his legs spread wide.

"Why don't we try something interesting too" he suggested, fingers going to his twin's entrance and easily pushing two fingers in. "Why don't you try and fit inside too? The brat has quite the interesting toys and he's pretty ready for two after I prepared him properly" he explained. "Plus he came so much today I can't tell if he'll still be able to go for many rounds".

Megumi had to start climbing onto the bed, watching the way Sukuna's fingers were stretching Yuji even farther than his dick already did. He then looked up at Yuji who look flustered at being put on display like this and at his brother's idea. Clearly, he had not expected that suggestion.

"Are you okay with that?" Megumi asked.

Yuji then seemed to think about it for a moment, before nodding shyly. He knew what kind of toy he had and he was certain it could fit in. He also was curious as to how it would feel than to have two cocks inside of him.

Megumi didn't need that much more to be convinced. He did try to stick his finger in too just to make sure, although he could tell Sukuna was not lying. Neither did it seem to hurt Yuji much.

So he lined himself up and slowly started putting it in. He hesitated when he saw Yuji's brow furrow, ready to just pull out. He was surprised when he instead felt a leg loop around him, not allowing him to pull out.

"It's okay" Yuji assured him, "Just go slowly".

Megumi nodded at this, continuing slowly as he instead started to touch Yuji in an attempt to distract him, imitating what Sukuna was doing.

He groaned when he felt Sukuna move inside of Yuji, looking up when Yuji moaned at that.

"You enjoy being filled to the brim by your brother and your best friend, brat?" Sukuna asked with an amused grin, nibbling at Yuji's neck.

"Yeah," Yuji answered honestly.

"Then let's see if our friend can make it even better for you" he continued, looking at Megumi from the corner of his eyes.

The message was pretty clear. Megumi still hesitated a little as he moved, eyes scanning Yuji's face for any signs that he wanted to stop. Instead, he only saw him groan and moan, also tentatively moving his hips over them.

Soon they all found a rhythm that worked, Megumi slowly lost himself in the sensation and pleasure. He would never have thought that one day he could possibly be feeling like this while in the presence of Sukuna, but he assumed that it would be impossible without him (and a little voice in his head was telling him Yuji wouldn't let anyone else than them do this to him).

He would something look down, somehow just amazed at how well Yuji was taking them both, finding it surprisingly hot. He sure hope this wouldn't awaken something that would require Sukuna to be with them all the time now.

The way Yuji felt so tight around them. The way he could feel Sukuna's cock slide and rub against him inside. Finally being able to touch Yuji all he wanted, kissing him all he wanted (even though Sukuna seemed possessive of receiving as many kisses from Yuji too).

"Fuck" he gasped out when Yuji suddenly started tightening around them even more, spasming around them as he came all over his stomach.

"Shit, so tight" Sukuna mumbled against his twin's shoulder, movement more stuttered than before.

They were both not very far behind Yuji, filling him up. When they finally pulled out nothing would stay in Yuji's gaping hole, slowly leaking out of him.

"Fuck this was good" Sukuna commented, kissing up Yuji's neck to his temple. "You did so well for us, brat" he commented.

Megumi wasn't sure what to do at the display, watching as Yuji nuzzled back against Sukuna at the praise.

"You did good too" Sukuna added towards him, pulling him closer to kiss him, although it was nothing sweet like he would give to Yuji.

Now that he was leaning closer over Yuji he found himself pulled even closer, Yuji hugging him closer to him, demanding kisses too.

He allowed himself to be pulled farther into the bed afterwards, Yuji still looking a bit dazed and tired from what they did.

He stayed for the cuddle sandwich, Yuji looking really pleased to have them both so close.

Megumi assumed he could deal with Sukuna if it meant seeing Yuji happy and satisfied like this.

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#tweet archive #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #sukuita #fushita #sukuna #sukuna ryoumen #yuji itadori #megumi fushiguro #kinktober summer rerun 2023 #no curse au #tw!ncest #double pen #nsft #cw !ncest

[sunbeamah]

Deleted Scene from Trouble in Tokyo #2

You can read the full fic here!

TIT deleted scenes 1 and 3

This is a completely scrapped scene, so the events in the fic are different, but I initially planned TIT to be a oneshot, so this was meant to be the meeting scene!

When Yuuji got a boyfriend, the entire Kusozu household was up in arms. 

“What’s his name?” Choso managed, playing it so cool. So, so cool.

Yuuji smiled widely, a faint pink dusting his cheeks. 

“Fushiguro Megumi.” Yuuji said. The amount of joy and awe he imbued into something as simple as his boyfriend’s name took Choso aback. But not too aback.

“Your friend from school?” Choso said. “I knew he looked at you weird…”

“Huh?” Yuuji said, looking a bit put-upon. 

“Anyway,” Choso said. “How long have you two been dating?”

“Hm? Just today! I know people probably wait to tell their family about a relationship, but I’m excited and it makes me happy– so I wanted to tell you straight away.” 

“Ass-kisser.” Sukuna scoffed.

“Don’t know if he’ll be the one doing the ass-kissing in that relationship.” Eso said. Sukuna snorted, and Kechizu bumped his head against Eso’s elbow to get into the conversation.

“I saw Fushiguro stare at his ass too!”

“What?!” 

-

And if that wasn't bad enough, Sukuna just had to go out that night and get drunk at a party.

Choso was fuming, Yuuji could see it in his eyes. But he was also really, really worried and that took priority over scolding Sukuna, who was obviously very distressed. 

Obviously very distressed because he was sobbing and crying real, actual tears as he clung to Yuuji and babbled absolute nonsense at him. 

“And I would never, ever kill you by ripping your heart out or cutting your head off or forcing you to eat all 20 of my fingers or—”

“I know, Suku-nii.” Yuuji said, looking resolutely ahead and wondering if it wasn’t just alcohol Sukuna had taken tonight. Choso would probably be the one asking him, if he weren't also crying because Sukuna was. This household...

“And I know it sounds fucking stupid but I don’t want you to get a boyfriend yet because you’re my twin and I only just got you, why should he take you away? And he’s not even good enough for you he’s a fucking wimp I could, honestly, I could fucking destroy him. And your boyfriend should- should be someone, should ask me if he can have you first! He never even asked me! And I would say no! And he never even payed— any— fucking— dowry!” Sukuna hiccuped violently between his slurred words.

Yuuji sighed long and hard.

"I know. Suku-nii."

"Y'know Uraume never paid us any dowry either and you're fine dating them." Kechizu said, using a makeup wipe to carefully wipe Sukuna's eyeliner off.

"I'm not dating Uraume!" Sukuna sobbed, sounding downright miserable.

"You could be." Yuuji snarked. It was the wrong thing to do, apparently, because seconds later Drunkuna was pushing him so hard he landed halfway across the room.

"Shut up! You don't know anything!"

"Yes I do!" Yuuji scoffed, glaring at him as he picked himself up. He rubbed his tailbone lightly. He just knew he was gonna have a bruise the size of his face there tomorrow.

"Are you alright, Yuuji?" Choso asked, leaving a glass of water with Sukuna before coming over to see if he could do anything, all the while wiping his own tears away.

"Yeah, I— oof!"

Yuuji was cut off by a sudden tackle from Drunkuna. For a second, he thought his twin was picking a fight, so he geared himself up to throw him off and pay him back for the bruise— but the hits never came.

Instead, Sukuna was sobbing again.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you..." He cried.

Yuuji sighed.

"Yeah, yeah, you big baby." He muttered.

"Smile!"

"What—"

And before he could react or try to stop him, Eso was taking a picture and immortalising the moment.

Even though it would 100% be at the expense of Sukuna over him, Yuuji couldn't bring himself to feel any of the mischievous joy he usually would at the thought of embarrassing his twin. Instead, he wondered, not for the first time, what exactly he'd gotten himself into.

"Let's get him to play Fortnite next!" Eso said, hurrying over to the TV.

What indeed.

#fushiita #meguyuji #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuuji #choso jjk #eso jjk #kechizu jjk #ryoumen sukuna #twins yuuji and sukuna #meguyuuji #itafushi #my fic: trouble in tokyo #deleted scene #sunbeamah

[amy-the-fairy]

Sukuna and Yuji brother au where before to meet Sukuna everyone assume he's more or less like Yuji, the way Yuji call him "Suku-nii" doesn't help other

The whiplash when they actually meet this asshole in person

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #itadori yuuji

[thirsteasaint]

Sukuna : *fetch for sunglass in his pocket* the sun is rising

Megumi : What do you mean ? the sun is already-

Yuji : *run while waving his arms* SUKU-NII!!

Megumi : ...oh

Sukuna : Even if I had another pair I wouldn't give it to you

Nobara : It's ok I got prepared for this *with sunglass* Hi Itadori

Megumi :

Oh god. "The sun is rising" is going to be the code for "Yuji is nearby"

"The sun is setting" is "Yuji's leaving"

... -steals sukuna's glasses-

#asks #averiina #jjk #jjk first years #ryomen sukuna #older brother au

[kimsaidhii]

Siblings, siblings, siblings, siblings!! (Older brother! Sukuna & younger brother! Yuji) (non-Jujutsu)

Sometimes, a rapid growing fandom needs more AU content between canon characters for some fun! What’s my excuse? I just want to see some relationship (not in that way) between Yuji and Sukuna. Of course, I’m going to be placing Sukuna as the older brother in this AU whilst Yuji is going to be the younger brother (it makes more sense since in canon, Sukuna is 1000+ older than Yuji)

Warning: mention of drugs, child neglectance and violence

-Since Sukuna was 12, he’s been taking care of Yuji. Because of the lack of involvement his parents had in his and Yuji’s life, he was able to  develop skills and learned how to take care of himself at a very young age; allowing him to also take care of Yuji but also left Sukuna with some emotional needs 

-Their grandpa isn’t a part of their lives until Yuji turned 3 and Sukuna turned 15, being officially under custody of his grandpa because of child neglectance

-Is it really Sukuna when he’s not a delinquent during his teens? 

-Sadly when he’s outside of Yuji’s world, he’s a troubled teen with bad participation in violence and drugs

-Doesn’t carry them when he’s home because Yuji is there and the last thing Sukuna wants Yuji to become is a gangsta 

-Whenever Sukuna was about to leave for school, Yuji would not hesitate for a second to cling onto his leg like a leech. “Nooo don’t go, Big brother!” Yuji’s loud crying would give Sukuna a bad headache which results in his sour mood in the morning (not much of a change since he was never a morning person) “Let go of my leg, brat.” 

-Fortunately, in the end Sukuna made a deal that he will take Yuji to the park if he behaves. Unfortunately, Sukuna was late to school

-Present time: Yuji Itadori is now 13 years old while his attractive older brother is 25, working as a chef at a fancy restaurant but still lives under the same roof as Yuji

- (Don’t worry, Sukuna abandoned the bad lifestyle he once had during middle school)

-His grandpa is now sick (like in the anime/manga) so they both try to visit when they can. Majority of the visits are from Yuji and his flowers, when Sukuna visits he probably made some good food for his grandpa and the nurses as a thank you gift

-Yuji’s bento is always made by Sukuna. If they both get in a fight the night before school, Sukuna would slap cooked rice, place nori in the middle of the bento with no side dishes and toss it into Yuji’s arms. With a note that is written in a scratchy handwriting: “Bon appetit, bitch”

-”woah, Yuji-kun...You’re bento looks...interesting..”  “Thanks, my brother made it. Isn’t he nice?...Can we please swap bentos?”

-Normally, Yuji’s lunch would look mouth-watering. Pros and cons on having a brother who’s an excellent chef but has a short-temper

-Yuji doesn’t judge his brother painting his nails at the dinner table, in fact, it’s normal for him ever since he was small

-Once, Sukuna allowed him to paint his nails out of curiosity and laziness but Yuji being a beginner messed it up. Yuji ate plain rice the next day for lunch

-Sukuna attends all of Yuji’s plays, even if Yuji is a minor character in the play. This is all because of blackmail when actually he just want to watch Yuji mess up

-Whenever Yuji is struggling with a subject, he will never ask Sukuna for help. Yeah! Sukuna might be bad at literature and writing but when it comes to science, history and maths, this man is suddenly an expert at those subjects

-”What’s the difference between the two numbers in x and y?”

“I don’t know”

“WE JUST WENT OVER THIS, BRAT!  HOW DO U STILL NOT KNOW?!” 

“I DON’T KNOW! JUST TELL ME THE ANSWER SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP” 

-Sukuna is an extremely proud brother whenever sports day comes along because he KNOWS that his younger brother will beat anyone in every sport 

-”Listen to me, Yuji. You need to beat that son of a bitch, Haruka, from next door.

“But why? He seems like a nice guy-”

“Because Yuji, I had his mom visit once and that crazed lady had the audacity to call my culinary art skills as average. I ain’t raise no sore loser” 

-If Yuji does what he says, Yuji will be rewarded with all of his favourite dishes served for dinner. Yuji asks, Sukuna cooks

-Once, Sukuna was mistaken as Yuji’s dad and it was an annoying experience for him. Moms would be giving him a pitiful look while whispering “At such a young age…” 

-At a parent-teacher conference, Sukuna will not care what Yuji does as long as he’s behaving and isn’t doing any shady stuff

-Yuji learnt from Sukuna to never close Sukuna’s door after leaving because he does that to him a lot. Both at each other’s nerves whenever they both do that

-Yuji forget his keys 15 times, had to call his older brother to drop the keys off but Sukuna being Sukuna told Yuji to wait until he finishes work, which is at 9 or 10pm

-Both spoil movie endings so they always have a little challenge at who will watch the movie first to spoil the ending

-”Hey, Suku-nii”

“...”

“Hey”

“...”

“HEY!”

“OH MY GOD, WHAT”

“You look ugly today, did you forget to wash your face before sleeping?”

“Brat, I’m giving you at least 6 seconds to dash out of my room before I dash your fingers between the door frames…”

#sukuna #ryomen sukuna #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen itadori #jjk #jjk sukuna #jjk headcanons

[springstarfangirl]

Because you said you were running out of ideas, @asknarashikari, I'm going to do Ise's nicknames for Team Gaim. You decide if it's canon or not.

Kouta: Fruit Jesus. We all know why. Kouta is not happy because he's been trying to live that nickname down for eight years now, but everyone seems to use it now. He blames Emu and Takeru, because they were the ones who was there when Shinnosuke called him a god. Where Ise got it from, nobody knows.

Mai: Mai-neesan. She is thrilled about it. Apparently she's always wanted a little brother. Kouta is jealous because she got a normal nickname.

Mitsuzane: Micchy. Everyone calls him that, so so does Ise. Sometimes, if Ise is trying to be particularly cute, he'll call him Micchan, stealing a nickname from a friend of Takeru's. Micchy is kind of confused by this, but the little dragon's love is sort of telling him that he's not a bad person, so...

Kaito: Banana. Zack got Ise doing it, and the two of them split their sides laughing when Kaito gets mad. "Baron da!" has become a meme and Ise will take any chance he can get to get Kaito to say it. (Kaito actually doesn't mind it, but he's got to put up a show.)

Zack: Odoriko-nii (dancer brother). Ise has noticed that Zack is the only one (aside from maybe Mai) who dances because he actually likes dancing, so Ise went with a nickname to symbolize that. Zack loves it and considers Ise to be the ototo he never had.

Peko: Peko-peko. Ise's habit of doubling up short names returns. Ise doesn't really know Peko, but he's a friend of Zack's and a friend of odoriko-nii is a friend of Ise's. For his part, Peko takes it patiently, which is more than can be said for some of the others.

Takatora: Zan-zan. The first Ise heard about Takatora involved his Rider name, Zangetsu, and because Ise is just a kid and can't pronounce it fully, he shortened it to Zan. One Ise-style duplication later, and Takatora is now Zan-zan. Takatora takes it well, and likes spending time with the little dragon. Micchy suspects it's Takatora's attempt to try and be a better brother than he was to Micchy himself.

Oren: Suku (from tsuku, to poke). Oren's armor is ridiculously spiky, and Ise thought that he was poking him on purpose. Again, he can't pronounce "tsu", so it became "su". Oren is that guy who gives Ise all the cake despite his parents' objections (except Rintaro's, but that's only because Oren always has an éclair waiting for him when he comes to pick Ise up.)

Hideyasu: Jojo. Hideyasu Jonouchi's surname plus Ise's duplication apparently turns Hideyasu into JoJo Siwa... And Hideyasu likes it. By this point, he's become as much of a showoff as Oren, and he identifies way too much with the campy lesbian teen idol. Whenever he drops by and Ise is there, he usually ends up spending an hour just rolling on the floor and having fun with the baby dragon.

#kamen rider saber #ise (oc) #kamen rider gaim #headcanons #nicknames

[not-delicious-milk]

Megumi didn't know that he would just. Fall even more for him. And Sukuna already forgot about him and focused on giving the doggies headpat.

Yuji isn't used to wear one all the time at first so Suku-nii-chan help him dress up and even if he is grumpy he still pat Yuji at the end because Yuji look at him with his big ol' eyes lol. He headpat Yuji a lot in this fic because he is so emotionally constipated this is the only affection he can give without being llike "ew weird"

That aside. I really find Itafushi cute. Like I am not super into shipping in general but what I find with them always bring a smile to my face. But I think this is too hard to make them together in canon because... Yuji is like... DOOMED FROM THE START... so I escape in an AU where they are given the right to be normal high schooler in love

what are you talking about the angst potential is like 40% of the appeal

they deserve to be normal high schoolers in love >:(((( gege drop the no curses au

[ankeriassuolashokissa]

Sisko on ny viime aikoina sano nu saksaks käsitettä "das Bimbo" niiku bimbon/tyhmän merkityksenä. Mua kiinosti et onks se oikeesti das-sukunen sana, koska lol saksan taito 6/5. No katottiin se sanakirja.org:sta ja ei se ollu das-sukunen. Jos jotakuta kiinostaa nii suku oli der, eikä koko sana meinannu sitä mitä alunperin luultiin...

#F #saksa #pitkä saksa #suomi #suomijutut #suomitumblr #suomipaskaa #suomiperkele #suomitumppu

[sir-pyllero]

Mun vaimon suku on aina ollut vähän kopea mun restonomin tutkintoa ja mun ‘helppoja’ matkailualan töitä kohtaan, yks niistä kerran ihan tosissaan sano ‘no kai me tarvitaa kaikkia...’ ja varsin usein hymyilen nätisti kun ‘on se nii hienoo ku meiän XX eli sun vaimos on dippainssi,’ ja siis onhan se vitun hienoo, sen ÄO on nii korkee et MUN ÄO on noussu iha älyttömästi sen jälkeen ku me tavattiin, mut arvaatkaapa kuinka monta kertaa mun vaimon suku on kysyny mun vaimolta miten vaikka talosta sais energiatehokkaamman ja KUINKA MONTA KERTAA MUN VAIMO ON LAITTANU MULLE VIIMESEN KUUDEN KUUKAUDEN AIKANA VIESTII ‘hei mun pikkuserkun veljenvaimon kumminkaiman isotäti haluis kysyy sult neuvoo’

NIINPÄ!!!!!!

#karma is fucking bitch #Suomi #suomi jutut #matkailu #korona

[thatcharmingjerk]

@theonlygayinoulu

Noni, se on hyvä et teil on suvussa muskelimiehiä! ja jotai hyötyy kytistäki!

Sillee kyl itellä helpohkoo ku ei ny ukin kaa oltu kovin läheisiä missää vaiheessa ja koko suku on aika chill että tuskin saavat slaagia jos ny tuleeki vaikka kompuroituu. 

Seki jännittää miten muori reagoi ku se ei oo nähny minuu vuosiin eikä tiiä et oon trans (seki on nii vanhuuden höperö/tökerö ja epäymmärtäväinen ihmisenä ettei oo viititty koittaa kertoo) muu suku onneks tietää, mut joo, jännät hautajaiset olee tulossa :----)  

#replies #funeral talk

[niji-rainbow]

N5 Kanji kun-readings

1) 一 hito-

2) 九 kokono-

3) 七 nana-

4) 十 too/to

5) 人 hito

6) 二 futa-

7) 入 i-/ha-

8) 八 ya’-

9) 下 shita, shimo/moto, o-/sa-/kuda-

10) 口 kuchi

11) 三 mi’-

12) 山 yama

13) 子 ko

14) 女 onna/me

15) 小 chii-, ko/o

16) 上 ue, kami, a-/nobo-

17) 千 chi

18) 川 kawa

19) 大 oo-

20) 土 tsuchi

22) 円 maru-

23) 火 hi/ho

24) 月 tsuki

25) 五 itsu-

26) 手 te/ta

27) 水 mizu

28) 中 naka

29) 天 ame/ama

30) 日 hi/ka

31) 木 ki/ko

32) 六 mu’/mui

34) 今 ima

35) 少 suku-/suko-

36) 父 chichi

37) 分 wa-

38) 友 tomo

39) 右 migi

40) 左 hidari

41) 四 yo’/yon

42) 出 de-/da-

43) 生 ki/nama, i-/u-/o-/ha-

44) 白 shira/shiro-

45) 本 moto

46) 目 me/ma

47) 立 ta-

48) 外 soto/hoka, hazu-

49) 古 furu-

50) 半 naka-

51) 母 haha

52) 北 kita

54) 休 yasu-

55) 耳 mimi

56) 先 saki

57) 年 toshi

59) 名 na

60) 会 a-

61) 行 i-/yu-/okona-

62) 西 nishi

63) 多 oo-

65) 安 yasu-

66) 花 hana

67) 見 mi-

68) 車 kuruma

69) 足 ashi/ta-

70) 男 otoko

71) 何 nani/nan

72) 言 koto, i-

73) 社 yashiro

74) 来 ku-/kita-

75) 雨 ame/ama

76) 学 mana-

77) 金 kane/kana

78) 空 sora/kara, a-

79) 国 kuni

80) 長 naga-

81) 店 mise

82) 東 higashi

83) 後 nochi/ato, ushi-/oku-

84) 食 ku-/ta-

85) 前 mae

86) 南 minami

88) 高 taka-

89) 時 toki

90) 書 ka-

91) 魚 uo/sakana

93) 間 aida/ma

94) 道 michi

95) 買 ka-

96) 飲 no-

97) 新 atara-/ara-, nii

99) 話 hana-

100) 語 kata-

101) 読 yo-

103) 聞 ki-