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cyncerity · 2 months
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i mentioned i was updating the Epic AU cast, so before I start talking about plot again, here’s everything I changed!
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Im officially changing the main characters of this au from Tommy and Wil to Tommy and Techno because i love bedrock bros and i don’t think i’ve done an au with them as the center yet lol
idk if i’m gonna edit the first chapter i posted for this fic and just repost it or not, but from now on when you read the previous posts for this au just read “Wilbur” as Techno and everything should be good (also for old asks i’ll be answering that mention Wilbur, im going to answer them as if they said Techno and not mention it further in those posts)
If you know this au, however, you might be thinking “Hey Cyn, isn’t Techno already in this au as Phil’s right hand man and royal guard?” and to that I say; yeah you’re right. So i’ve decided to recast that role as Schlatt!
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i have some new characters and short stories for this au coming up soon and hopefully i can start to lay out a bit more of the lore!! After all, there’s still an entire species I teased over a year ago that I still wanna talk about >:)
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ohbabydollie · 28 days
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okay dollie… what do you think our boys (ted and Schlatt) are packing down there? as detailed as you like but I need to hear your thoughts! <3
i’ve been waiting for this one 🗣️🗣️
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Schlatt
he has said he is above six inches twice now, once in a chuckle sammy ep. with austin show and again when he said it was 7.5 inches
so i’m going with 7 inches, closer to eight
it’s definitely girthy
always gives you a nice stretch n you need prep
especially if it’s your first time taking it
a curve to the left that feels absolutely heavenly
Ted
also said he’s above 6 (same ep as schlatt)
definitely more lengthy than girthy
but still has good girth, gives you a slight stretch before you get used to it
is bigger than schlatt
not much prep needed but a little bigger than schlatt
he has to ease it in bc you can’t fit all of it
not that much of a curve but perfect hits your g spot
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oatm1lkcowboy · 10 months
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this is very much not anywhere near canon but let me dream <3 q!quackity do u ever get deja vu?
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lamina-tsrif · 2 years
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Jschlatt 4?
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*schlatt voice* and I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids
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lalicaaaaa · 3 months
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More content creator reader headcanons
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because yall liked the last one here are more headcanons with content creator reader weh
in Isaac's new cooking video reader almost throws up because of the "pigs in a blanket"
in schlatts Wii extravaganza reader smashed a tv by throwing it across the room
Whenever softwilly or yumi comes out with a new album or song you make the edit for it for editor! Reader
You are mostly seen as the group’s manager but to be fr Isaac takes care of everything business wise
When the group went to Japan and into the hentia store you stood outside with a separate camera for your own little vlog and softwilly’s thumbnail is just you standing outside of the building with a thumbs up
You are Larry are like cocain and crack, different things but also some what the same. Once while softwilly was vlogging a shop outing you and Larry kept putting random stuff in the basket like kids and always giggling about it
You once broke one a schlatt’s cameras by kicking it while playing just dance and one of his office windows
Speaking of just dance you slay how you like that by black pink in just dance like you do all the moves and eat up while other people keep Messing up.
If your a kpop fan big T definitely has stolen some of your photo cards and keeps them in the back of his phone, you : “have you seen my chuu photo card?” Bug T : covering the back of his phone “no?”
Might break out into song like in A Last to Leave VC you start singing and dancing to Shut Down by black pink being all aggressive with the moves and you hit yourself in the head yumi started crying from laughing so hard
You force schlatt to buy you a 3DS so that you can play Tomodachi Life on stream and make him fall in love with Princess Peach
Your TikTok’s are so silly bro it just be the most random stuff like “take a dollar or play Valorant” “Gimme the dollar”
You hate Valorant, you don’t even know why you just have beef with the game
Your side eyes are so mean that you can say it all with one quick side eye to anyone and chills run down their spines.
Your dog is almost as messy as you are, he is a boxer and pitbull mix so people are naturally extra cautious around him but he's a sweetheart!
When going indoor skydiving with the group and schlatt, a reader took her dog and he was able to skydive with them everyone was just taking pictures of him and now he has a photo on the wall of the place.
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borrowing-at-midnight · 3 months
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You Look Like Hell
You knew better than to leave the walls and go outside in the winter. Despite being hotter than balls the rest of the year, Texas managed to get surprisingly freezing during the couple months it takes a break from acting like one giant oven. When you’d felt how cold it was, you should've turned back. But no, of course not. You just had to get what you wanted. It could've waited, the repairs you wanted to work on weren't urgent, but you're stubborn so of course you didn't wait. Now, you were paying the price.
Over the past five days, it's been getting harder and harder to breathe. It’s not your chest that hurts, thankfully, but your throat and head are killing you. You can't stop coughing. You wish you could, but every time you inhale, your throat dries up and forces you into another coughing fit. The few lozenges that were stashed away for this occasion had been used up the first day and a half of this torture.
You don't know what to do anymore. You can't get to sleep, everything hurts, there's no more supplies for this.
You need Schlatt.
Usually, you avoid asking Schlatt for help. It's not that you don't get along with him, quite the opposite. He leaves things out on the counter for you, you take them, and both of you pretend it doesn't happen. He'll never say it, but he enjoys having you around. If he didn't, you doubt he would’ve offered to bring you with him when he moved south. You'd gotten too accustomed to his extra help back in New York to decline that proposition.
When you eventually force yourself to get out of your bed and make the journey to the kitchen, you try to use the old memories of you and Schlatt to distract you on the way.
You hug your blanket around yourself tightly, too miserable to care about it dragging behind you. Twenty grueling minutes later, you can see the light pouring into the wall’s tunnel. You sigh, sending yourself into another coughing fit, before dredging along the last short distance left. Hobbling out onto the counter, you hear the fridge close and Schlatt scoff, clearly catching sight of you.
“Fuck’s wrong with you?”
You would've laughed if it wouldn't induce more coughing. “Snow.” Apparently speaking hurts as well.
“Snow, huh? That clearly worked out well for you. Nice going.”
As your eyes adjust to the light, you see him looming over you. His hands are planted a foot away on either side, arms leading up, up, up to his face which is nearly straight above you. To save the energy, you carefully slump onto your back and wrap your blanket around you. “Are you gonna help or not?” You croak.
Schlatt’s lips curl into a sly grin. “Not with that attitude. Can't a man get some appreciation around here?” Despite his words, he's already moving away from you and begun digging through the medicine cabinet.
Gratefully, you accept a freshly shattered lozenge, immediately popping a piece into your mouth for a little bit of sweet relief.
“You look like hell, have you had any DayQuil today?”
You flop your head side to side. “Ran out yesterday. Didn't have any NyQuil to begin with.”
Schlatt sighs as he leans down to carefully measure a miniscule amount of medicine into a thimble. “You know, you should use my help more often. I don't like the thought of you going without essentials.” He places the thimble down next to you, then turns to the fridge and pulls out some orange juice.
“Aw, does Schlatt care for the itsy bitsy-” Your sentence is interrupted by a coughing fit due to your attempt at sitting up.
“Get fucked.” Schlatt chuckles as he pours a shot glass of juice and sets it beside the thimble, which he nudges closer to you. He leans on the counter, arms crossed. “I'm just saying. I don't get why you insist on taking care of yourself. It's gotta be dangerous, right?”
You take the thimble and take a big gulp of it, setting it aside quickly so you can chase it with the OJ. “Of course it's dangerous, but I've been doing this my whole life. I just… I know how busy you are. You don't gotta worry about me, big man.”
“I'd worry about you less if you weren't on your own.” He mumbles.
“I'll tell you what. I'll stay out here until I'm better, and then we'll see about me hanging out out here more often.”
Schlatt tries to suppress his smile from taking over his face, but the way his eyes light up betrays his cool demeanor. “Alright, it's a deal. C'mon, I'll get you set up in my room.”
He stands up to his full height, a movement that you doubt you'll ever get used to, as it sends shivers down your spine. His massive hand settles next to you. Not wanting to keep him waiting, you drape your blanket over you like a cape, push yourself to your feet, and waddle your way over to his open palm. You don't have to look up to know there's a smirk plastered on Schlatt’s face as you sit cross legged in the center of his hand.
“Ready?”
“Never am.”
Schlatt chuckles and curls his thumb into his palm to give you a bit more security, then lifts his hand up to his chest and starts walking. “You know I'd never drop you.” This close to his chest, his words rumble around you. It's… surprisingly comforting.
“First time we met you covered me with a red solo cup.” You joke, a smile growing on your face. “I don't know jack shit when it comes to you.”
“Hey, that was years ago. I didn't know what you were.”
“You could've at least used an empty cup.”
“It wasn't even that much! I wasted my Kool-aid on you, and I had to clean it up after. I feel like I’m definitely the one who’s been wronged here.” He snickers as he enters his bedroom and reaches into his closet to pull out a long empty shoe box.
“So sorry for making you dump your drink on me, I'll do better next time.” You roll your eyes.
Schlatt drops the box onto his bed, then suddenly pinches you between his thumb and index finger in order to lift you and place you on his pillow. Your heart drops to your feet and you gasp. You don't usually mind, as it makes things quicker, but he enjoys catching you off guard with it as much as he can. As expected, he's trying to suppress a grin.
“Douchebag.”
As if on cue, he’s already pulled a box cutter from his bedside drawer and clicks it open, pointing it at you first. “Watch your mouth, bitch.” He grins and grabs the shoebox, sinking the blade into the side of it. You watch curiously as he works.
It doesn't take more than a few seconds before he turns the box to show you what seems to be a you-sized doorway carved into the side. He looks proud. “So that the cats can't get to you.”
You smile sleepily. “Good thinking… thank you.”
“Alright, let's get you some rest, huh?” Schlatt takes a moment to look around the room for something to use as bedding, and spots a clean washcloth. He grabs it, folds it in half twice, and opens the shoebox to place it in the corner before turning to scoop you up from his pillow. “I swear I'll work on a better setup, but it'll do for now, eh?” He allows you to scoot off of his hand on your own this time.
When you lay down on the cloth, you can't help but notice how this is already far better than your matchbox setup inside the walls, padded with tissue that you did your best to replace once a month. It must be evident on your face, because Schlatt chuckles and places the lid back on the box.
“I'll take that as a yes.” His voice may be muffled by the box, but it's still all enveloping. “If you want the lid off during the night I can keep the cats out of the room, but only because you're sick. Don't start thinkin’ you're above Jambo, pipsqueak.”
“I would never.” You're already drifting off, sprawled out across the soft, plush cloth.
You can hear him smiling as he speaks, walking out of the room. “Sweet dreams, idiot.”
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willintent · 4 months
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honestly embarrassing if you can’t afford it
i’ve been on such a bad group chat/sleep deprived kick lately i doodle them all the time at work
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alastrrz · 4 months
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welcome to my blog !!
hey there, i'm ashe, and ill be writing for TGC boys, hazbin hotel, and SOME MCYTs! below, you'll find a list of people i'll write for.
my general rules are as follows:
1. all my works will be x reader! that's what i'm most comfortable writing. i write for mostly ALL topics! very tame nsfw is allowed, and because of that, this is a 16+ blog.
2. my specialty is hurt/comfort, if you'd like to know that. i write for any gender reader, female, male, nonbinary, and all in between!
3. please don't send hate, as it's really just really unnecessary. it'll ruin my day, and you won't gain anything from hurting someone you literally don't know.
TGC:
nick
isaac
tanner
blake
larry (no nsfw)
MCYT:
jschlatt
slimecicle/charlie (no nsfw)
ted nivison
quackity (NO NSFW)
HAZBIN HOTEL:
alastor
lucifer
angel dust
husk
vox
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so let me get this right.
you met Quackity when he was a minor and you were an adult. you paid for for his his collage tuition, implying he was also still in school when you met him.
you started dating him when he was 16, and say he was 18 when you started dating.
you are very rude to him.
you are rasist to him.
you hurt him.
and you ARNT a groomer and an abuser?
-✘
I'm not a groomer OR an abuser :/
he was asking for it with how he acted. plus he flirted with me first.
I paid for his top surgery and college tuition, so he owed it to me anyways.
Im only rude when he's disrespectful.
Not racist :/
Only when he deserves it.
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manifold-updates · 2 years
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Jack replied to OTK!
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finallygaycoldones · 1 year
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God he’s so wet and pathetic and cunty <3333 we’d build a “passion for drunk tweeting” army together 💛
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colossal-red · 2 years
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Alright spill. I’m your new au just a normal life: I mean obviously it’s a small civilisation being watched over by spectators so what’s the deal? Are they like an experiment now or like a zoo kind of deal experience? PLEASE JUST RAMBLE ABOUT EVERYTHING
:)
*Typing noises intensify*
So, first off History Lesson: Long ago, humans discovered the existence of borrowers, and they did the classic human thing of treating them like pests and or food. But, come a little while later, the borrower species came to be Endangered, so a Scientist going by Doctor Soot, proposed taking the remaining borrowers, and keeping them in enclosures to examine their behavior and keep the species alive. Over time, the borrowers forgot about the existence of humans, and thanks to Genetically-modifying plants, they were convinced that they were in fact normal size. Because humans made miniature trees that actually functioned as trees, a variety of flowers, and domesticated spiders. The way the borrowers completely forgot about the existence of humans, was because eventually all the Elders passed away mysteriously, leaving only one Elder still alive, Philza Minecraft. He’s not technically an Elder tho, he was just a baby when the walls went up, and is the only person in the village of L’Manburg who was alive back then. Nowadays, humans are only known about in old Fairy Tales. The humans mostly leave them alone, occasionally coming by and dropping off food. To the borrowers, it seems as if it magically appeared, and they eventually built a Church near the drop-off place and due to some old notes they found, they call this God, Soot. And that’s about it for History Lesson. Oh wait, one more thing, Doctor Soot isn’t actually Wil, it’s his grandfather.
Now then, who is our main-cast?
Tommy Innit Minecraft, the son of Philza, he is Wilbur Soot’s personal favorite Borrower to watch.
Tubbo Schlatt, son of Jay Schlatt, he usually just does his own thing and hangs out with Tommy.
Philza Minecraft, the oldest man in the colony, accidentally spotted a human and was scared out of his mind, but now they talk all the time.
Ranboo, last name unknown, he is a human who somehow got into a borrower exclusive Discord Server, but he doesn’t know it yet, as far as he’s concerned, he’s talking to humans.
Wilbur Soot, the head-scientist, he takes care of the L’Manburg colony, and observes quietly.
Technoblade, close friend of Wil’s who usually vibes at his apartment.
Kristin, a fellow scientist who helps Wil out with the L’Manburg colony. But, she was spotted by a certain Old Man and now comes by to talk to him as much as possible-
Last thing, next chapter is gonna be interesting, because Tommy and Tubbo are gonna try to get out, now what will their reactions be when they see just how small they actually are? :)
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sergeantjessi · 1 year
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i don’t know why, but schlatt’s mario kart content brings me so much comfort. something about watching him play just feels very soothing to my brain. even when everyone is screaming in a voice chat, and the gameplay is absolutely chaotic, i still feel at peace
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nightsysdoesart · 2 years
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new cosplay!!
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if you comment to tell me he's problematic I'm going to ignore you btw
i had a lot of fun with this!! i feel so gender (also the mix of reactions from friends on discord was wild lol)
i enjoy characters that are just a tad unhinged! plus facial hair is just a yes for me
art taglist: @achille-s-cum-down @god-of-identity
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cherrycrushes · 28 days
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messy - oneshot (18+)!!
jschlatt x reader.
a/n: idk if its bc im ovulating or something but i have so many inappropriate thoughts in my head im so sorry guys but yeah this was inspired by a vid i saw on twitter ifykyk and also guys this literally doesnt have a plot its just straight up smut. this is my first time writinf this stuff so go easy on me please
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your hips bucked against schlatt’s mutton chops. whines and pants of overstimulation filled the dark room. it was your fourth time cumming because of schlatt’s tongue. and it was about to be your fifth.
“f-fuck jay…”
you moaned out in a breath. this only egged on the man more. your plush thighs squeezing around his face as he held your legs open. he hummed at the taste of you, making a vibration you very much enjoyed.
despite the almost pleasureful numbing feeling between your legs, you could feel his pointed tongue circling your bud. he flicks his tongue back and forth between it and the space of your hole. he starts tracing his name, ensuring you knew the spelling.
j - you felt weaker than ever, like putty in schlatt’s hands.
s - a desperate whine came from you
c - you need to cum. badly.
h - you started hearing grunts from the man
l - a warmth bubbled up in you, desperate for an eruption
a - you’re sure schlatt has nutted in his briefs just from the taste of you judging from the noises hes made
t - you felt the same feeling of riding a steep rollercoaster that was on the edge of falling
t - waves of overwhelming hot pleasure rippled throughout your stomach and you pulled on schlatt’s hair, who was making eye contact with you
jschlatt laps up the clear-ish white nectar that came from you. he gets up from kneeling as you heard some bones cracking. in your view was a wet spot on his underwear.
“oh honey,” you panted. “you got a little something there.”
on his mutton chops was leftovers of your juice,
“i guess i got kinda messy toots,” schlatt lowly chuckles.
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borrowing-at-midnight · 3 months
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Four years of my life has been spent simping over Schlatt and now that I've finally gone and made a fic with just him I'm gonna go bury my skull in the dirt o7
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