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nevermore-ocs · 3 months

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Azrael: You impede yourself, may I be kind to use such words. You are strong, powerful even, yet you misuse what you are given against foes unworthy to do battle against you.

Simbako: The fuck-it's not about worth, or any kind of dumbass, stupid, honor shit that you keep inflating your own fuckin' ego with-!

Azrael: I've witnessed you fall armies, not even I could pull off such spectacle and for feats as that, I would commend you, if your enemies met you on even ground. Poor reaction times and when they are able, they choose the same way of attacking you, and it fails every time.

Simbako: Cause they're fuckin' moronic pieces of shit dealing with a consequence-!

Azrael: You lessen yourself meeting them on lower terms.

Simbako: You don't fucking KNOW me, or anything that I go through.

Azrael: Hmm...I ask for more credit in accusation, yes? I knew you, and Friend Rayne the moment I saw you both together.

Simbako: ...what does that-

Azrael: Easy. I knew how to end you both if needed from our first greeting. To be honest, and if you're intent on insulting my ways, then I meet you in middle yes? Yours would be a menial task compared to Rayne's. I, am nowhere near such low intelligence your daily battles are riddled with.

Simbako: How did...that's not fuckin' possible, you didn't even fuckin' know how to goddamn say hi when we first saw your big blue ass, how do you-

Azrael: Friend Rayne has connections, allies in arms willing to lay themselves upon the battlefield in her name, that is only obstacle for her though. You, on the other hand, have no one, and pride yourself in being this, what you call, "lone wolf." You are much easier, a challenge I have conquered numerous times over now, from childhood, to where I am now...I take your head.

Simbako: ...!

Azrael: And crush it under my boot as far away from your remains as possible. For there, I will have my trophy from your hunt.

Simbako: ...I-I thought...I thought you kept the skulls, what the fuck-what would mine even be then, what benefit-?!

Azrael: ...your destruction. The pride in doing what no one else could do.

#oc #my oc #daxton #daxton city #art #my art #azrael #azrael volkov #simbako #liam diaz #THIS INTERACTION BURNED ITSELF INTO MY BRAINS' LOBES YESTERDAY AND I JUST HAD TO DO SOMETHING FOR IT SO #TADAAAAAAAAAA

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sexysilverstrider · 4 months

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A Berry Intense Couple | Volokari (Smut)

Togekiss, by nature, was a Pokémon that thrived off people’s happiness.

It was truly a glorious Pokémon. Feathered in a body of pure white and glittered with colours of red and blue on them, one almost found them festive if they decided to appear on joyous festivals. A Togekiss’ smile was always blooming, always bringing smiles and laughter to Pokémon and people alike. While some humans still feared Pokémon for the beast that they were, Togekiss was one of the very few creatures that people sought peace and harmony.

Not many knew about the beautiful Pokémon. Not a scant saw this rare Pokémon, but when they did, many explained that they felt inexplicable joy bloom in their hearts.

To be able to see a Togekiss would be blessing from Arceus above.

“I can’t believe you!”

That was…until one menacing merchant decided to live and make peace with the world he was in.

One woman stomped into the village entrance, stunning the gatekeepers in a mixture of bafflement and confusion. Another man followed her suit, steps not as haughty but expression cold with a glare that could pierce through very metal.

“You were being careless.”

She stopped.

One heel turned, jet black eyes drawn daggers at the tall man before her. “I was being careless?” One hand slapped her chest. “I wasn’t the one who riled up a pack of wild Paras and Parasect!” A huff was given. Harsher. Rougher as the man rolled his eyes.

The audacity.

“Don’t you feel a little bit guilty that you almost had those poor Galaxy members almost killed?” The question was toned down—just a bit—so that it wouldn’t rise suspicion from the other villagers. Arceus forbid that he already had a target on his back the second he came back into Jubilife Village.

However, Akari almost had half a mind to raise the question again in a higher pitch when she saw his guiltless grunt.

“They’re alive.” was all Volo said.

Arceus, he pissed her off.

“They can’t see for a month!” Words seethed through gritted teeth. “Volo, if it weren’t for my quick thinking, those poor members would be blind forever.” Oh, how she wished she could smack some senses into that pretty face. “The mission also almost failed because you decided to show up out of the blue.”

Arms crossed; Volo held back a twitch from his fingers. “The mission, my dear—” He leaned forward, dull gray eyes widened right at her, “—would have taken forever to complete if weren’t for me being there at the right place and the right time.” He saw her anger fume. He found it utterly adorable.

He also found it absolutely dangerous as the sight made his lips loose.

“If it wasn’t for me…you might take a whole year to finally fucking come home…”

The second Volo saw her eyes widen, he knew he fucked up.

“Are you for real?!” She shouldn’t be surprised. Akari didn’t even know why she’s still surprised. “I was on a mission! I told you I wouldn’t be home for 12 days!” Mouth dropped agape. One foot slid backwards—both out of shock and out of the power to stop herself from really smacking him in the face.

“I didn’t say I agreed.”

Oh, for fuck’s— “Yes you did!”

“I can’t remember.”

“VOLO!”

While the two humans bickered and fought and practically made a scene for themselves, two Pokémon only stood and looked from a few steps away. One was clearly hovering in distress while the other yawned in absolute boredom.

‘They don’t look happy,’ Togekiss chirped woefully, wings flapping up and down in wild rhythms.

‘No.’ Belial bit back a grin to see his Akari finally raising her right hand.

‘We need to do something!’ The Jubilee Pokémon squeaked louder when she saw Volo quickly held Akari’s right wrist. Togekiss was stuck between hovering back and forth, wanting to end their strife but lost on the ideas to end it—

‘That’s it!’ Suddenly, an idea popped in her mind. Her voice finally broke Belial’s attention from their wielders—who were now pulling off an odd dance of Akari trying to stomp Volo’s feet and the man nimbly dodging every step.

Momentarily lost in her plan, Togekiss looked at the Hisuian Tyhplosion. ‘Berries! Berries always make me happy!’ A wide smile shined on her face. ‘When Volo was upset in the past, I used to cheer him up with some berries!’

Blood red eyes blinked at the cheerful Pokémon. ‘I don’t—’

“Fuck you!”

Akari’s voice not only cut Belial off, but it also became the last straw on Togekiss’ resolution. ‘I’ll be right back!’ Black eyes briefly looked at her friends, though the sight of Volo now gripping both of Akari’s wrists and lightly lifting the violently—and hilariously—shaking woman did almost break her smile.

Almost.

‘Keep an eye on them for me!’ Giving a quick peck on Belial’s muzzle, she quickly flew off to the nearest berry tree.

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‘I’m back!’

Curled comfortably on the front porch, he looked upwards. ‘Welcome back, darling.’ A smile, honest and true, was given at her presence.

With a fairly thick branch full of berries gripped on her talons, Togekiss carefully landed in front of him. ‘I hope I wasn’t too long! I brought a lot!’ She then hovered before him, proudly showing him the literal fruits of her labour.

Belial only flashed a lazy smile.

‘Now,’ Remembering why she took the trouble to find the berries in the first place, Togekiss looked around, ‘where are those two? This will surely cheer them up!’

His lazy smile was then pursed.

‘Ah,’ He lifted his head, red eyes darted to the closed front door behind him, ‘about them…’

“Fuck!”

Volo’s voice from inside the house was heard, and it was enough to fuel the Jubilee Pokémon with panic once again. ‘I’m coming, Volo!’ Without haste, she spread her wings and took flight.

…Or was about to if it wasn’t for Belial holding the branch.

The action made her stop. Confusion now mixed anew as she looked at him. ‘Belial, let go. Volo and Akari need these berries to calm down and feel happy again!’

Thinking that he would listen and let go, Togekiss instead huffed questioningly as the male shook his head.

‘They don’t need them, my dear.’ Gently, the Typhlosion tugged the branch down, which made Togekiss hover downwards to his eye level. Belial now stood on his hind legs, paw releasing the branch. ‘I mean, they might need it for later.’

Confusion now slowly shadowed over her worries.

‘Meaning?’ she chirped, head tilted to the left and eyes switched between her mate and the noises from inside the house.

Sometimes, Belial found her oblivious nature to be quite adorable.

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“Do you know how fucking—” Pap! “—lonely I was to wake up every morning to see you not by my side?!” In and out and in and out he fucked her hard. Callous hands gripped her waist, fingers pressing into her skin as he pushed and pulled her to his very desire.

Words were void from the woman under him. An aching back arched to feel the tip of cock deep inside of her. Hands numbly gripped the futon below them, nails digging deep into the soft material.

“V-Vo—ahh—!” A pitchy moan was expelled as he hit a favourite spot. Eyes hazed and tears glistened in each corner, Akari released her grip and reached towards him with one hand. “V-Volo—close—clo—f-fuck—!” She felt her walls tightened. She felt his movements roughened. Slim, strong legs were raised as he leaned towards her. Toes curled deliciously as Akari felt him moving roughly and harshly.

To see such a feverish gaze. To see such a jutted tongue.

Pap!

Volo could only see himself in her beautiful black eyes.

Pap, pap, pap!

He loved it. “You’re mine.” To know that she loved him and only him. “No one else’s.” To know that she chose him after all they went through. “Akari…Aka—aa—ri…!” To know that she had opened his once dead heart. “Akari, Akari, Akari, Akari, Akari, Akari, Akari, Akari, Akari—!”

He loved her very much.

One hand released his grip on her waist, palm nimbly tracing down her stomach. “You’re mine…” His movements staggered. “Take me—” His hips slammed harder. “Take all of me!” Excellent fingers toyed and flicked her soaked clit. Wet, dirty sounds only drove him delirious, making him pinch and flick her clit harder until she exhaled a long moan of his name. “Akari—!”

The same hand moved upwards, sought solace with her own.

Leaning his face against her neck, Volo stilled. Strings of cum spurted inside of her, filling her womb with promise that she would never, ever leave his side.

Eyes rolled to the back, Akari saw white as she came after him. Legs voluntarily locked around his hips, locking him in place with promise that they would always, always be together. A silent moan followed suit, body trembling from head to toe and her pussy pulsated around his throbbing cock.

The scent of sex and sweat filled the room. In perspective, it should disgust the fuck out of her.

“Akari…”

Instead, it only made her heart race at the many reminders of her passionate lovemaking.

After a few shaky breaths, Volo slowly pulled himself up. Elbows rested on either side of her head. Gray eyes met a pair of dazzling blacks. Pale, parted lips huffed out heavy air that caressed her own wet mouth.

She found it silly to have Butterfrees in her stomach while also having his cock deep inside of her.

Bursting a giddy giggle, Akari gently cupped his left cheek. “I love you.” Her smile curled at the corners. “Clingy man.”

That tickled a chuckle from said man above her.

Ah, it’s sometimes frustrating to know her body trembled at the sight and sound.

“I love you too…” Carefully, Volo leaned forward. A kiss, soft and sweet, was bestowed upon smiling lips. “Stubborn woman.”

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While Togekiss didn’t need to see to know what was going on, the sounds and noises alone were more than enough to put two and two together.

A serene sigh was released. ‘At least they’re happy again.’ Truly, those two could be the most volatile humans she had ever met.

Togekiss then felt a gentle bump on her right wing.

‘I’m sure they’ll appreciate the berries for dinner later.’ Tucked on all fours, Belial nuzzled into the soft white feathers. The action brought out a giggle from the female, and this only made his smile bigger.

‘Yeah…’ Reassured that those two weren’t fighting anymore, Togekiss hopped closer and nuzzled Belial’s cheek with her own.

Togekiss, by nature, was a Pokémon that truly thrived off people’s happiness.

Even if that happiness came from the most intense couple in Hisui.

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#Volo #Akari #Volokari #Hisuian Typhlosion #Togekiss #Pokemon #TADAAAAAAAAAA #HERES SOME SILLY SMUT LMAOOOOO #i saw a japanese comic of something like this #and it awakened somethng in me i wanted to write my version bad #hence this #IM HAPPY I FINISHED SOMETHING HAHAHAH YAAAY! MY BACK #Fafar Writes

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justeyuko · 21 days

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TADAAAAAAAAAA (if I can jump at the chance I will hehe(⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪)

compared to the other Milos, it will be the same so I was a little too lazy to do the others, if you want i posted Yuka's version but alone for those who want :D!

#perfectlovevn #male yandere #sillyyuko #yandere #milo fanart #oc yuka kzatz #yandere vn #violence milo #HEHEHE #made it quick #i have other things i have to finish loo #lol*

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neonarboretumart · 11 months

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🐛🦋The Caterpillar🦋🐛

I RETURN (again) spicy brain is doing a number on me but I want to get back into posting so here we are lol.

This is a glow-up piece of an original that I did back in 2018/2019, maybe 2020? I can’t actually remember but it was a while back. I was never actually happy with how it looked, I really liked my sketch but everything kinda went pear shaped when I did the outlining on the face.

So I’m pumped that I really like my new version! Tadaaaa! I still don’t know how to be interesting on here lol, idk how to talk at people but TADAAAAAAAAAA enjoy thank you buhbye

[Image ID: The first image shows an illustration in muted pinks, oranges and turquoise of a little blue caterpillar character. They have a human face with curly blonde hair, and human hands and feet. They seem to be smoking an enormous pipe strapped to their back, which looks a little like a huge wind instrument, with multiple columns and clear tubes leading to little crystal bottles. Faintly coloured smoke curls from the pipes and a few moths flutter between it. The caterpillar and the bottles are seated on a couple of large red and white toadstools.

The second slide shows a zoomed out version of the piece.

The third image shows a closeup of the caterpillar.

The fourth image shows the original older version of the piece, with gaudier colours and wonky perspective. End ID]

#yes yes haha weed jokes #mhm mhm bong jokes get it out your system #illustration #childrens illustration #cottagecore #spoonie artist #alice in wonderland #caterpillar #moth #fairycore #alice in wonderland art #kids book illustration #magic #magic art #mushies #art from the neon arboretum

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sergeantsporks · 2 years

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Autistic Hunter Week Day 2: Stimming/Fidgeting

@spinaroos-47

“Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Huuuuuuuuuuuunter!”

Hunter eyed Gus as he sidled up, holding his hands behind his back. “Hey? What do you have?”

“Remember a couple of weeks ago, when we went to the library? And there was that book series you liked, but they were missing the third book, and you didn’t want to skip ahead?”

“Yes?”

Gus whipped his hands out from behind his back, and Hunter flinched before he saw the book Gus was holding up. “Tadaaaaaaaaaa!”

Hunter’s ears wiggled up and down of their own accord when he saw the familiar artstyle and font of the front cover, and he snatched it out of Gus’ hands. “Yes! Amazing! I can finally…” He clutched the book to his chest. “Where did you get it?!”

“The library. Luz helped me reserve it, so they gave it right to us when they got it back!”

“Thank you, Gus!” Hunter held his hand out for a fist bump before bolting to the couch, curling up in the corner, his fingers tapping on the hard cover before he flipped it open. He absentmindedly put his hand to his mouth, chewing on the tip of his gloves and turning pages with his other hand.

Where are they going…?

A sneak attack and a kidnapping made him bite down on his glove, hard, accidentally nipping his own finger. “Ow.” He shook his hand, then went back to reading, his hand slowly drifting back up and his glove resuming its position between his teeth.

“Whatcha got there?” Luz asked as she walked behind him.

“Mmm,” he answered, tugging on the glove with his teeth, “Book,” he mumbled around the leather.

“The one Gus reserved?”

He flapped his free hand at her. “Shhhhh the main character just got kidnapped.”

She plunked her elbows down on the back of the couch, reading over his shoulder as the heroine made a new friend, and finally made an escape with the help of her friends, bolting for the way home. He chewed more desperately on his glove then bit down, shaking his head and pulling against the leather as one of her friends fell back, promising he’d be alright.

“Mmmmmmmmm…”

“Upsetting?”

He spit the glove out long enough to reply “No, exciting, I want to finish” before the glove went past his front teeth and his molars ground against the fabric.

His other friends passed by, wandering in and out, and eventually someone flicked the light on as the sun started to go down. Hunter mumbled a thanks as he came close to the end of the book, tugging on the glove.

What next?

#written as i chewed my nails into oblivion #anyway hc that hunter wears the gloves for sensory issues #but also because he used to chew his nails until they bled whenever he got super engrossed in something #so he got the gloves to try to break himself out of it but just ended up chewing on the gloves instead #hunter is a biter agenda #toh #the owl house #autistic hunter week #toh hunter #toh fanfiction #my writing #self harm #accidental self harm

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pebiejeebies · 7 months

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Haven’t posted for a while so here you go @chocolatespyro, I felt oddly generous today and yeah..

TADAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#urm #fanart #ig #yippie #art

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letters-to-rosie · 11 months

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the glorified mac & cheese recipe

okay so I asked if anyone wanted the recipe for the pasta I had Powder making in chapter 25 and people said yes

this is also more of a process than a strict recipe (do I look like the kind of person who measures things while cooking. we all know the answer to this)

this recipe is also not at all halal, kosher, or friendly to plant-based diets, but you can easily swap the meats out for other things or use vegan cheese to suit your dietary needs. should still taste pretty good.

first things first, get a pot and a really big pan. or a wok if you have one. the point is that you want a regular pot to cook your pasta in, and you want a bigger one to cook the meat and vegetables in. you'll combine the pasta with the meat and veggies in the big pot with the cheese at the end. there are reasons for this. just trust me

go ahead and salt your water and get it to a boil so you can cook your pasta of choice. the kind doesn't really matter. follow your heart. I do recommend a smaller one though over something long like spaghetti

the next thing is to get the frozen shrimp out (I get deveined and peeled ones because who can be bothered, but once again I suggest you follow your heart). put these in the big pan with water, oil, garlic, onion, thyme, and anything you might want for kick. I cut my shrimp into thirds as they thaw, which makes for a better distribution of meat in the final dish. how much you wanna cook will depend on how many people you're cooking for and so on, but it's probably gonna be less than you expect because if you cut it up it'll go a long way.

now you wanna get the bacon and put it in the same pan and cut it up. if this is too much going on at once, it's okay to cook on low heat and add a little more water to the pan to slow down the cooking process. you don't wanna burn your spices. anyway, I usually get a couple strips and just cut them into little pieces

next you wanna add your vegetables. I like to put red onion in there, and also a ton of spinach. if you do fresh spinach, you can put it in later down the line, but if you do frozen this is the time. mix everything up and your house should be smelling good

if your pasta isn't done by this point, let it finish, and then dump it into the pan with the meat and veggies. now add cheese. measure with your heart. (edit: I use mozzarella but lots of cheeses would probably be good) here, you wanna add more seasonings. also throw on some cajun seasoning if you have some, or some red pepper flakes.

tadaaaaaaaaaa

now you don't have regular mac & cheese; you have glorified mac & cheese

#revolution-verse #food #rosie's writing desk

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