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vern-a · 11 months
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Forevers character is so funny. Competent, rich, genious man, who is cracked at the craft and cares deeply for his family. He uses his huge brain to protect the eggs at all costs. He is thoughtful, determined and consistent in his goals.
Enter Phil. A random gremlin of a man who happens to look like someone Forever knows.
Proceed to reduce Forever to a complete idiot. This man is now feral for one thing only - the love of a man whos only traits are violence on sight and boosh boosh.
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barbietoiles · 5 months
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I love the canon concept of fits chat being voices in his cubitos head. qfit has got constant "so you and pac dating yet?" monologues in there and he has to knock on his head and go thats crazy what nonsense. Who would even think that. Ridiculous.
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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drumlincountry · 6 months
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I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.
A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."
And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.
All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.
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maxthesillyy · 1 year
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allskywalkerswhine · 7 months
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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callisteios · 8 months
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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
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plague-parade · 1 year
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i feel like we dont talk enough about how distressing and disturbing memory loss issues are. forgetting what you were talking about halfway through a sentence, putting something down and instantly forgetting where you put it. having to reread one paragraph over and over again because by the time youve moved onto the next sentence you dont remember what the one before it said. always doubting if your memories of things are real, not being able to remember important life events.
its so incredibly scary, it feels like your mind is constantly playing tricks on you and you start to doubt whats real and what isnt.
“i forgot” is treated like a lazy excuse when it’s genuinely such a big issue for so many people.
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flamingthespian · 2 years
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t4t-rabbite · 18 days
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Sharing a sub with another dom would be so much fun, imagine how wet you could get it just from both of you starting to gang up on the poor thing… Lifting their jaw up to look you in the eyes, the other dom tracing their hands down the sub’s hips. Commanding them to look at you as the other person teases them, making them squirm as their fingers dip under the sub’s waistband. Telling it what a little slut it is for trying to get two people at once, making them dizzy by talking about them like the toy they’re gonna be for you. Both of you kissing it’s neck, one biting and the other licking… pulling away to make out with the other dom right in front of the sub, ignoring it except for dual hands around their cock,. Holding the leash while you fuck them from behind, sloppily making out with the other dom’s cunt as you both laugh at its pathetic struggling. Forcing it between you so it can’t escape, the dom in front groping their chest and the dom from behind slapping their clit. Completely trapped and seconds away from being made the property of two owners.. One dick in its ass and the other in its cunt… feeling them rub up against each other inside of your pretty sub.. Forcing the sub to come on both of your cocks. It has to be fair, right? Before making them clean up the mess.
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do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life
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vern-a · 9 months
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I dont know if i can put this into words but by god ill try
QSMP messages in chat are quite ominous in lore, yeah, but something about the "Philza, we need to restart the server" gave me warm feelings. Yeah he was the only streamer on the server, but they still chose to address him directly. Couple that with a few months ago, when they had the corrupted chunk problem, QSMP addressed everyones questions patiently and with :) emoticons and it was so sweet.
I think its the fact that theres a person behind the messages who cares about the players yknow. They know whats going on. Everythings communicated, everyones having fun. The admins take such good care of the server.
"Philza we will reatart the server" "ok!" Is a conversation between business partners who regard each other kindly. They mightve never even met.
I am very ok. Stellar in fact. There is so much love.
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barbietoiles · 1 month
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how does one learn how to build pretty things in minecraft. it must be the same as it is with art, but not everyone is equipped to do art. i played in a band for 6 years and learned the instruments by muscle memory alone i cant even read note sheets, how do i muscle memory a base
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lylahammar · 3 months
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the face of a girl who realized she gets to keep the dragon cock
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fluffyartbl0g · 2 months
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Yea I was having terminal sanuso brainrot so I had to do something about it (completely separate matter from stardew sanuso). They're watching the ship together while everyone else is off adventuring <3
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lyril · 1 month
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you don't get it okay... you don't understand......... .
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