#technoblade live

[theminecraftbee]

today i am thinking about the entire mayor of hypixel skyblock incident with technoblade because i still like to imagine, since it happened during one of the big dsmp story gaps, that he was like "oh i'm going to head off for a bit phil don't worry about it" and phil's like "bye mate" and ranboo is like "i wonder what he's doing. probably intense training or something. he's so cool."

meanwhile techno is yelling at an entirely unruly crowd about anarchy and being made mayor while beating up like, it was a weird giant slime if i remember right? and he has a whole "bond of rivals" moment with squidkid, like, they have this whole "there's no one i could trust to have my back more... than you... my most favored enemy" thing going on in that video it's SO funny.

all of this with the world's most absurd numbers outputs because hypixel skyblock is an endgame mmo. just COMICAL levels of firepower. like, everyone is an end-of-series shonen character. this place is like the naruto world was after it had jumped the shark a bit and there was a moon goddess attacking. about like that.

and then he's like. my work here is done. thanks for electing me mayor. i don't see this is contradictory to my anarchy at all btw it's like, a symbolic thing, on account of me beating up the old dictator mayor. and just dips again, presumably to be forever seen as a weird potato-themed legend around those parts.

i like to imagine he gets home and phil is like "hi mate" and techno's like "sorry i had things to handle at home" and ranboo is imagining like, WILD battles and what technoblade's home must even be like. and whatever he's imagining doesn't really compare to "technoblade's home is an end-game mmo no wonder he constantly assumes he's weak here he can only do earlygame levels of damage, forever".

and technoblade, being technoblade, says nothing about being mayor of hypixel now, until like, after the finale or something when squidkid just sort of swings by to ask how they're all doing after that nuke thing, huh. and everyone loses their shit.

and this is one of my favorite stupid technoblade headcanons thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#dream smp #technoblade #i was ABOUT to apologize for the abrupt techno mood and then i went NO ACTUALLY ILL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR TECHNOBLADE #anyway. i fucking love taking hypixel as technoblade's backstory #no not for angst reasons although i respect everyone who does it for angst reasons #but for the sheer COMEDY FACTOR of 'guy who has been living in an endgame mmo being placed in a normal game'

[transphilza]

i love you technoblade

#i love you forever and ever #technoblade #good game king. #i only broke down sobbing twice while i drew this so i will consider that a win #that doesnt count thr sobbimg im doing right now im done drawing it doesnt count #i ddidnt listen ti anything ehile i drew this #i sat in silence and i listened to the birds chirp and my family talk in the living room #i feel so hollow #myart

[vastimagines]

If we're talking about emerald duo, they're often misconstrued with each other which is objectively funny. Techno is the reasonable one. Techno always has a reason for what he does and is honorable in his tactics. He'll always go into something well-prepared but when the fight is over it's over.

Now, Phil on the other hand. This motherfucker craves chaos. He'll go along with any plan of Techno's purely for the fun of it. He's the one you need to watch out for even after the treaty's been signed. If it'll give him a laugh, hell if it makes him a smile, he'll do it, damn the consequences.

And maybe there's reasons for this. Technoblade who never dies versus Phil who is always worried about dying. Phil is chaotic to enjoy the life he has because he knows he very much can die with one misstep, the man who lives in hardcore knows how fragile life is even if he's Death's chosen being.

Techno on the other hand is Technoblade, the one who never dies. Techno is ruthless in battle and unmatched. He never dies so there is little to worry about, and so he takes life differently than his friend who lives for the adrenaline. Techno takes care in every action because he knows others are not as strong as him. Techno knows he can come back from anything and knows that others can't do so, whereas Phil knows others can't go the lengths he can go and laughs at them.

#emerald duo #philza minecraft #technoblade #character analyzation #they will always live in my heart

[tittyblade]

okay ive been thinking.

rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is

#mcyt #technoblade #OKAY this is really dumb but bear with me DBJSBDJ #(dont read my og tags before u vote i want to hear ur own interpretation!!) #to me a ken is like a himbo. just living his best life unbothwred #and barbie 100% knows what she wants and how to get it shes a capital g Girlboss okay #SO IM THINKING. techno’s obviously a barbie have you ever watched any of his videos #BUT AT THE SAME TIME. being a barbie all the time would be so exhausting youve got sm shit to do #so in conclusion i say. hes a ken that can be a barbie whenever he wants. will he be tho? who knows #depends on the weather or wether he took his adhd meds that day

[foolsocracy]

momentos

#giving u guys some more phil sam backstory slowly but surely #c!sam #c!phil #and i guess #c!techno #c!ponk #awesamponk #as well #awesamdude #technoblade #philza #ponk #my art #art #dsmp #dream smp #mcyt #i really am just living in my own world

[vpofcookies]

Day Two of the Techno and Phil event Techza week! I chose the prompt - Mythology!

#art #mcyt #technoblade #philza #vpoc draws #they're friends your honor #big fan of qpr interpretations or the eternal friends take... living hundreds of lives together...

[tenomenema]

some dsmp boys for concideration

#dsmp #tubbo #technoblade #tommyinnit #mcyt #they are so funt o draw they live rent free on my hidden paint layers #they are discussing .... plans

[time-slink]

good game, well played.

#my art #technoblade #i posted this untagged at first because i didn’t quite have the words but i’m putting it here for the sake of writing it out #technoblade has been my favorite youtuber since middle school #and his wit and humor helped to carry me through one of the darkest times of my life #i thank him for all the years he gave us #and here’s to his memory living on #rest well; well done #death mention

[simplepotatofarmer]

just a man and his emotional support polar bear

#shout out to this stream being the first i watched live. in the hospital. saved my life <3 <3 #technoblade #dream smp #dsmp screenshot

[irwinkitten]

tommy did a spectacular thing on friday. he put on a live show for 2000 of us, making all of us laugh even when we were collectively grieving. and at the very end of the show, was the dedication to technoblade. it got the loudest cheer of the night and it was a shared moment of grief and love for someone all of us lost. it was truly an incredible moment.

#a lot of us were crying #genuinely so proud of what tommy pulled off tbh #the liveshow was fantastic #tommyinnit #tommyinnit live show #technoblade #tj talks

[lunaeclipse1057-ao3]

Gods.

I'm really happy that we got to see this, though. Techno may or may not be canon to the QSMP, but I don't care. It's nice to see that he'll still be remembered, not just by the fans but by other creators.

#qsmp #liveblogging #live blogging #qsmp liveblog #technoblade #technoblade never dies #rest in peace #rest easy king. #you deserve it #<3

[mykaeba]

@areus-in-a-little-cave ‘s very cool fic that i like a lot!

#i hope you liek it areus :] #i added closeups because;;;;;;; lookie at my techno he is so;;; and wilm;; #and blitz oh blitz I live for him hhdgdhdkskdgf #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dream smp #dream smp fanart #tommyinnit fanart #tommyinnit #technoblade fanart #technoblade #wilbur soot #wilbur soot fanart #my art

[doodlebloo]

When you're just chilling and then like a wave of ice cold seawater dwarfing you entirely you think "Oh fuck, L'Manberg."

#as in As we gaze at these swaths of redwood trees Tommy I want you to do what your heart tells you to Consider it good luck for the #election As my first decree as president of this great nation Tubbo no!/Yes Schlatt My L'Manberg my great unfinished symphony #Tubbo are you happier Wilbur? Stay strong. Tubbo I'm sorry I'll make this as painless and colorful as possible #Technoblade just murdered me Wilbur said to stay strong and he was on our side! he WAS on our side! #god god god. goddd. god. they wanted their own place to live and be happy. Wilbur wanted to build a little cabin to livve in. #Tubbo and Quackity would have made a restauraunt. Tommy would have listened to his discs whenever he wanted. #there were so many chances to save it if things had gone just slightly differently it could have been saved oh god. #sorry for being mentally ill but jesus christ how am i ever meant to recover. #doodle.txt

[alliumdykes]

The fact that when I came back from the cinema wanting to see some cool art and people talking about interesting stuff after something so flipin awesome and the first thing i see was the dream team being so fucking rude during a CHARITY EVENT for their DEAD FRIEND is honestly so disheartening.

My grandfather was so lucky to get cancer twice and survive both times, I knew someone who lost her dad to cancer. I know someone who survived childhood cancer. One of my great grandparents died of cancer, my family on both sides is extremely family oriented if he never died I would have met him. The fucking disrespect that they showed should not be laughed at, it shouldn’t be encouraged.

The fact they were playing airhorns during Technodad’s speech, one that should have been respected and really quiet durning and no one interrupting is the fucking worse. I don’t care if dteam fans say that it’s funny and Techno would have laughed because it’s not the fucking point!!!

The whole festival was a charity event in honour of their friend, and for Technodad his fucking son. No one should have gone though this. I don’t care if this comes across as rude or overreacting because the dteam need to grow the fuck up and learn that their actions have fucking consequences for once.

This isn’t supporting a brand that’s actually a scam, this isn’t saying something offensive by accident. This is being rude and disrespectful.

And it even hurts that none of their fans are going to care a single bit because I don’t fucking know maybe they’ll say “but it was a joke” or “dream has ADHD your being ableist” because none of that shit matters when you realise that neither of those things matter when it’s about respect.

These are the same fans who will defend these mother fuckers to the grave but when someone like Niki Niahchu accidentally uses avae because she doesn’t know about American history or what avae is because she lives in Germany(or any non American country because the world doesn’t revolve around you fuckers) and is called overreactive during mcc and having a lot of stress put onto her and BREAKS DOWN ON STREAM it’s ok because they think it is.

I want dteam fans to see this post and be uncomfortable, I don’t care if I’m being mean to your pretty white boys because they have been allowed to do anything with a platform that is way to big for them for too long. I’m allowed to be angry as well, I’m allowed to be mean, I’m not apologising to you if you feel sad that I’m being mean about them because they need to grow up.

Charlie had every right to tell dream to shut up during that stream.

Edit: I’m not going to be answering anymore asks about this post, I want my blog to be a personal space for me. This post wasn’t supposed to get as big as it has and just for me to rant. I’m only going to be accepting art requests and general asks and nothing about this. I’m 14 please leave me alone.

#dream situation #george not found #gnf neg #dream neg #dream #festival of voices #Technoblade #cw cancer #I just want to be clear how fucking angry I am about this #this is adult men who need to realise that the world isn’t them for once #they can’t keep getting away with being immature rude fucking bitches #the charity money goes to people who need it #making a joke about how you a rich person who could own multiple mansions talking about people who need that money to live #I don’t know if I’ll be able to own an apartment when I’m old enough because the housing market crashed #and Australia’s iron industry cannot find any more iron #I’ll be lucky to be able to get a shitty apartment

[ashtreeeee]

two silly technoblade sketches. love them, love him

#technofanart #technoblade never dies #technoblade fanart #technoblade #dsmp techno #dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #dream smp #dsmp lore #ctechno #ctechnoblade #c!techno #c!technoblade #silly #silly little guy #sillyposting #so silly #live laugh love technoblade

[mizmatched]

vodding old among us stuff and found an old techno moment that only makes sense now that we know his irl name

this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4znorK3TgT8&list=WL&index=4

at about 4 mins in wilbur kicks someone named "Alexandra" from the lobby. Tommy asks techno if "techno ur name wasnt alexandra was it?", because he was having trouble joining. The quiet fear in Techno's voice when he replies is so funny

#did u just fucking dox me live #miz speaks #technoblade #tommyinnit #among us #bedrock bros #sbi #hes like