#that one was a bitch to gif and i hate it

[fluffypotatey]

A Thought:

As Emrys, Merlin is a very powerful sorcerer.

However, his utter lack of any formal training means Merlin is not a very good sorcerer.

The magic he does should be theoretically impossible, but he's got enough raw fucking power to just make it work. Infant demigod smashing blocks together and creating a Lego Death Star.

Merlin: *does magic that Should Not Work*

Other sorcerers:

AND THEY ARE RIGHT TO FEEL UPSET

IMAGINE YOU'RE A SORCERER. YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING YOUR CRAFT, SHOOTING THE SHIT, LAYING LOW, PLOTTING PLANNING.....THEN THIS FARMY BOY TWINK SHOWS UP AND NUKES THE FUCKING PRIESTESS OF THE LAKE OF AVALON

I'D FEEL PISSED TOO

like, bro, you meet him, you're apprehensive of him bc 'shit that's emrys'. the emrys. the dude that's said to be the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. you meet him. you can feel his magic and like holy shit, what the fuck was that??? you ask him how the fuck he gained so much power by the age of 21????

merlin: you mean....y'all don't also just have magic doing shit when you're a toddler

you, the sorcerer who has had to spend years getting control to fucking heat up a teapot: .........no.......no our magic doesn't do that

goddamn do you wanna just chuck this adult child into the lake and be done with it. better yet, you wish for the sprites to just pick you up and use your body as a sacrifice for entrance into Avalon.

and then, and then

you see how this motherfucker fights against bandits and "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU JUST PUSHING THEM AWAY??? WHERE'S THE SHOWMANSHIP??? THE PIZZAZZ??? HOW MANY SPELLS DO YOU KNOW???"

merlin, who forgot he can freeze time and space and can launch lightning bolts at people: uh....3???

it takes the triple goddess to restrain you from murking the prophesized warlock right then and there.

"NO, NO, FUCK THAT, FUCK THIS, FUCK ALL O' Y'ALL!" you scream as you jump on a ship and move to a place that doesn't have op young adult children who didn't study shit and yet still get an A+

#i could post this later.......but i won't so here we go #i am delirious it is......1:30 in the morning i should sleep and yet....here i sit #i hope this was enjoyable because this is the best fucking thing i've ever been granted the chance to read #headcanon fully accepted #this is canon #sorcerers hate merlin because he that's guy who always passes the class with flying colors but you know that bitch #sleeps during every lecture and never studied a day in his life #i know for a fact that gaius would have smacked merlin when they met but didn't bc this kiddo was too pure and sweet for this world #honestly a sorcerer who worked their ass off to be th best meeting s5 merlin who's tired & seen shit but only knows 7 spells #they would walk right out bc 'who tf does think think he is????' and merlin has had this interaction one too many time by then #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #headcanons #i want me screaming into the void at the witching hour to be my legacy

[bradshawsbitch]

forever obsessed with the coke suit ❤️💙

dedicated to my fellow coke suit slut @roosterforme 🫶

#miles teller #miles teller gifs #bradley rooster bradshaw #bc listen this is such a rooster look #i know this bc i know him #bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw gifs #top gun maverick #my gifs #mt* #i'm yowling like a cat in heat rn #his thighs in that suit #if i said what i was thinking? jail #also like i hate to say it but a bitches heart might've skipped making these and that's very weak of me #the last one truly... k*lls like oh god 'yeah?' aksjdkad #fuckin whore!!!!

[icedmetaltea]

Do u ever just argue with an ill-intentioned stranger on the internet for like 3 hours, spend your morning seething and then feel like an idiot for letting them get to you but also FUCK THEM

#and I will never learn #they were one of those ppl #who always talked like they were so above you #so much smarter while you're just a lowly regular human #and on top of it all they said they were just being “direct” #when I called them out for being rude #I fucking hate ppl that use that excuse #You can absolutely be direct without being an asshole #ughhhhhhhhhhhh #vent #Metaltea bitches

[itsjustpoopeh]

irl buck coming out at his sister's wedding would be r/AITA material

but on TV, well...

#911 abc #bucktommy #evan buckley #i hope his parents get that middle class WASP lemon sucking face #i hope tommy swoops in with his helicopter to save the day like a knight in shining armor #gives buck one of those “kick my foot up” kisses #with swelling orchestral background music #margie needs a fainting couch and the smelling salts for the vapors #she can do that trembly old lady about to cry voice she likes so much #will I get any of this? #no but a bitch can dream #this is a buckley parents hate blog

[kingandrewburnap]

⚔️⚔️⚔️

#andrew burnap #jordan donica #camelot musical #camelot boot gifs #edited to add: #the delusions are strong on this one folks #yikes a doodle #edited to add 2: #since SOMEONE wants to paint me as a homophobe for #being “miffed that people are putting gay sex headcanons in the tags of their post” on the “gay sex headcanons website” #i must clarify that the delusions referenced are in thinking that jordan donica is capable of having chemistry with another human being #combined with frustration that it is nearly impossible to just enjoy camelot 2023 for what it actually is #because jordan/lancelot fans are pissed that camelot 2023 is not about him and have to make up headcanons to convince themselves he matters #if you want to hate me #then hate me for thinking jordan is a pretentious narcissistic little bitch that can't act his way out of a paper bag #do not make me out to be bigot #i'm literally running a stan account for an openly queer man #good luck ID'ing the narc that ratted you out

[draecys]

"you are the bane of my existence" but it's nanami standing in front of your door at sunset soaked from the rain n teary eyed because he thought you left him

#🌷 — notes. #he hates you he hates you so bad his lungs burn #except he kissed you that one time #and now he cant stop #bcus he doesn't remember what he was like #before he kissed you #hes gonna die if you dont let him in #'and i am returning to india—' #BITCH NO UR NOT

[hup123hup123slapslap]

#bitch x rich #bitch and rich #lee jong hyuk #lee jonghyuk #seo do eun #kdrama #kdramaedit #he's entering bitch mode!!! #i'm approaching sharpening settings I don't hate we'll get there one day

[diabolimeservavit666]

Ever have that one person that is so fucking hot where you swear to yourself that you would want nobody else then they open their mouth and you just wanna...

#love hate the fucking bastard #fangirl problems #preferably i would have used a gif of someone hard core slamming an inanimate object in someones face #but i couldnt find one #and that remnds me #why is it so hard to find a gif of someone raging when that person cannonly has severe anger management problems #i was referring to dean in the post above #though hes not the only character im like that with #dean winchester #jensen ackles #supernatural #arthur ketch #david haydn jones #damon salvatore #the vampire diaries #might edit or delete this post later #adios bitches

[ixhadbadxdays]

*Ghosty raven noises in the distance and out of sight*

Me:

Me: where the FUCK is it

#god of war #god of war ragnorak #i hate them #they instill in me such visceral hatred with a side of bloodlust #i hear one and im immediately ignoring the quest in favor of shutting that bitch up #same with those weird dog noise making bastards #i want these pos to stfu so badly #i will IGNORE saving my son just to shut them up

[malka-lisitsa]

tbh your entire deal with being the only good katherine on this site is highkey pathetic lol imagine being so lost in the sauce that you become delusional

Tbh, this entire deal with being on anon bc you're too much of a little bitch to say it to my face is high-key pathetic. Your jealousy is not my responsibility babygirl. If you want some pointers just ask. My DMS are open.

Of course that would require that you stop being a cry baby. Are you just making the rounds? I've noticed a few other people suddenly getting anon hate. It's really amusing, I mean, not for them you actually hurt their feelings, but for me it funny. I woke up to this and smiled. It was a good try honestly but imagine being so lost in the sauce you can't even send good anon hate.

Was this supposed to shake my confidence? Sweetie baby angel, idk what else to say besides... Do better.

Let's make it a game!! I love games! Yes ok let's see if you can make me turn anon off. If you do, you win! If not we'll you can add this to the long list of failures you've got going for you already! Won't that be a treat, it's like settlers of Catan but you're going for longest list of failures instead of anything note worthy. I'll even call guinness world records and we can make a thing out of it. I'll bring the sauce to the celebration tho, since clearly the kind you're lost in comes in a plastic container and isn't any good.

#hate #answered #anon #tw: anon hate #used loosely #the one and only... sort of: ooc #honey bunches of oats i am the apex bitch on this site #you are not meaner than me #but please do try #i love games #they're my favorite thing #im also not the only person that thinks like that about their muse #im just the one being loudest about it #i cant help that thats also ic

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

me: -writing Touya being mean to Rei-

Also me:

#dabi #touya todoroki #dabi x reader #hex!fic #this scene is such whiplash he's literally like Wow actually I love my mom so much she's the only one who's actually supporting me #and then the tiniest little rejection happens and he's like NVM FUCK THIS FAKE FUCKING BITCH I'VE ALWAYS HATED HER #ah to be 16 and completely raw dogging deep mental illness and mommy issues

[queenofbaws]

I PASSED ALL THE DON'T MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

#queenie rambles about supermassive #gif #i got three (3) whole trophies in one run and i am STOKED #i am also TREMBLING LIKE A BITCH #I HATE THE FINALE OF UNTIL DAWN SO MUCH!!! I LOVE WATCHING IT!!!! I HATE PLAYING IT!!!!! AHHHHH

[plague-of-insomnia]

why is it fucking impossible for medical workers to do their fucking jobs???????

#gif #i stg #at this point i’ll be lucky if i get another shot before the fucking year ends #jfc #this entire month i thought they were getting the insurance to approve me #instead they were doing jack fucking shit #if i hadn’t sent a message asking about the status i would have been waiting forever apparently #i fucking hate medical professionals with a burning passion #don’t do that job if you’re gonna be a lazy bitch #you’re putting people’s lives at risk jfc #and i was hopeful this bitch would be better than the one who stole and lied and fucked me over before #guess not #not kuro

[hislittleraincloud]

The Ides are quickly approaching, yet here I am already drinking I'm not supposed to because of kidney and cancer issues because that cunt's ex-boyfriend finally got back to me and reminded me that addicts never change and continue to make bad decisions for the helpless around them like taking the cat some place he's never been to, to be 'cared for' by people suffering from dementia.

Second time in my life someone from Sacramento had fucked up my psyche/killed my faith in 'real' friendships (the first one was pretty bad...dude gave up our friendship in favor of a relationship with someone who has uncontrolled/unmedicated/un-everythings around their borderline Histrionic PDs). Second time in my life I allowed myself to be used by shitty people from that fucking Hellhole of boredom and addiction. Six years of nonstop drama. For this...utter bullshit.

Well it ain't gonna happen again. I'm done with these fuckers. I'm perfectly fine living a virtual life online. None of you (or other fans/friends from even the Harry Potter fandom/other fandoms that've lasted 20+ years) have treated me like shit (well, save for the Bad Greyfaces, but yanno, I'd take them over this any day).

I just want to write until I die.

#personal #that stupid bitch #i can honestly say that i hate her #and i want the cat back since clearly she's too much of a fucking toddler at 52 years old to take care of him #jesus fucking christ #fuck #some people just shouldn't be allowed around others and she is one of them #fuck her to hell and back #update

[bethnoir-fic]

When the Lestat fangirls are saying Lestat would never do a thing like that and Claudia must be misremembering what happened. MEANWHILE, you can remember your childhood abuse in microscopic detail because you needed to be sure you could recall everything so people would believe you when you told them, all the way down to the inflection on a syllable to where you were standing in a room.

#interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire spoilers #iwtv amc #amc iwtv #what I hate about these bitches is that they'll rail against domestic violence except for when it's portrayed by one of their meow-meows #you're the reason this shit continues #even people who aren't in fandom clamor to do this to the abusers in my life #please learn to like yourselves #please learn to live without a thin man's admiration

[kyros-tha-soldier]

If you support the ongoing Human genocide in palestine, DRC and Sudan or you are a "nUWUtral cutie patootie oooooh i am so neutral I don't care 💅💅💅" type of person and STILL be a fan of one piece ...

Then I've got bad news for you

Your ass is reading too fast or you're too damn dumb to understand what the story is about. Either way get off the fandom and shut up forever

#If you don't like this post then boohoo I don't care #Human lives are precious no matter the color or gender or beliefs or religion #And that's what Oda is trying to show but some of y'all are very very dence and can't understand that #“B-But i enjoy it” yeah ok cool but you also automatically enjoy seeing people dead and seeing kids and civilians dying #I have been supporting the cause with my friends on my priv instagram and the amount of OP fans who are pro genocide like????? #Bitch get your shit together and go watch paint dry... Or don't; paint is too precious for your ass #“all lives matter” until it's about black people or native americans or Balkans or south asians or Inuit or Quechua or Homeless people or- #-Latin Americans or Arabs or Holocaust survivors or Central asians or chechens or Tatars or Rohingya or Uyghur- #I could go on forever! But y'all go “all lives matter” the moment a black person says “black lives matter” because let's be real for a sec. #You say “all lives matter” and you know DAMN well you don't give a single shit about those lives as long as they're not white #The hypocrisy is showing baby and it's on you if people hate your guts for it #Also... Support Palestinians by donating to Palestinian aid services; E-sims; Palestinian owned businesses and damilies ❤️ #Same goes for the Congolese and Sudanese ppl. Send them aid; donate; help the artists and people who speak for their cause and speak up ☝️🙏 #There are some very trusty organizations out there to help but I can't link them since I'm afraid some of them can turn out to be scammers #I'll try to find legit ones #As for anybody who wants to come and whine about me becoming “too political and whiny blah blah”- #You can eat shit for all i care 🤗🥰🤩 #Unfollow if you disagree I don't give a damn #free congo #save congo #DRC #I STAND WITH CONGO #FREE PALESTINE #غزة العزة #غزة حرة #فلسطين حرة إن شاء الله #جمهورية الكونغو الديمقراطية #الكونغو #السودان #Sudan