#that's a better pun

[neonfigs]

he’s winking but you can’t tell :(

a gift for @dazai !! i promised her a kaeya for her birthday and that was back in april :^)

#happy beelated birthday to lunch #this might be my first and last genshin fanart haha #kaeya #genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact #happy beelated buzzday #that's a better pun #now i go into hiding for another few months #good bye #this was the last thing i managed to draw on my laptop before my hard drive failed #f in chat for my laptop please xoxo #i now have a newer and faster laptop #does that mean i'll post more art????? i have no idea #i am going to korea though so maybe i'll draw on the ~13 hour flight there #:')

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[fuffy2002]

dash MD

screencaps

#hi #YES IM AWARE HORSE MD IS A BETTER PUN #mlp #mlpfim #my little pony friendship is magic #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #rarity #pinkie pie #fluttershy #applejack #mane 6 #house md #gregory house #james wilson #im not taggibg anyone else help #hilson #twidash #anthro #furry #art

[the-punforgiven]

Worldbuilding tip for aspiring fantasy authors! Give that swordsman a bigger ass

#that master of the blade better have a fuckin dumptruck dude #double cheeked up on ye olde battlefield #pun's text posts

[probablybadrpgideas]

"I can't believe you'd swear in front of the dwarves! Don't you know most of them are miners?"

#this pun works much better spoken out loud #But alas I sold my voice to a sea witch

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THIS THING IS SCUUUFFED AS HELL & ITS ALSO THE BEST THING I HAVE ANIMATED THUS FAR. IM SO IN LOVE WITH EMIZEL. JUST WISH I GAVE HIM MORE STUPID TATTOOS. NEXT TIME THO. NEXT TIME. I ALSO LOVE VEX&VIV SOOOO MUCH. charlies flavor of Deranged is my FAVORITE!!

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #ACTULY FINISHED THIS A WHILE AGO. kept going back n forth between trying to work on it more or call it done #in the end i chose DONE!! i worked on this for a full day n a half. NO idea what possesed me but it is NOT happenin again anytime soon #i shall do better NEXT TIME!! in the meantime tho OH MY GOOOOOD WHO WANTS TO SCREAM ABT THE SUCKENING WITH ME #THE FUCKINNN THE FUCKIN THING WITH VEX N VIV BEING THE SHADOW LEADERS OF THE FANGS/DEMONS #OH MMYY GOOOODDD THATS THEIR LIL MEAT GENERATOR... THTS SO FUCKED UP AND COOL UUUGHHH I LOVE THEM... #THEIR FLAVORE IS SO WONDERFUL. I LOOOVE HOW SILLY THEY ARE. MAKING PUNS WHILE PULLIN A SCREAMING VICTIM APART #vex n his lil fashiony art workshop and viv n her sterile n clean doctors office #i bet she doesnt even HAVE a medical liscense. it would be funny if vex did tho. could u imagine #they main MEDIC in tf2 together. viv is the battlemedic while vex only pocket medics for her. COULD U IMAGINE #guh i could go on abt these two forever n ever n ever i LOVE THEMM i gotta draw em more.... #OH ALSO before i run outa room. i should say. i took inspiration from a tf2 animation called POOTIS ENGAGED #the animator. Ceno0. uses black bars in the action sequences in SUCH A COOL WAYYY everytime i watch that video i feel inspired #oneday ill make more complex fight scenes... one day.... #in the meantime UGHHH I LOVE THE SUCKENING SO MUUUCH CAN I JUST FUCKIN SAAAYY THAT I THINK EMIZEL IS A SMART COOKIE!! #THESE PPL FUCKING FEAR HIM NOW!!! 'SHAMIA SHAMI' IS NOW THEIR MORTAL ENEMY!! POWERFUL ILLUSIONIST. CANT DIE. #THAT PART AT THE END THERE WHERE HE FUCKIN. KILLS HIMSELF INFRONTA THEM. THATS SO AWESOME. THATS SO METAL. AND THEN HE COMES BACK!! #I WATCHED EP 7 ASWELL BUT I WONT SPOIL IT HERE. BUT OMYGOD. EMIZEL IS SO COOL AND CAPABLE N SMART N FUNNY N UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMMM #OKAY THATS MY RAMBLE FOR THE DAY THANKYOU FOR READING. I READ ALL TAGS SO YOU SHOULD RAMBLE TOO. IF YOU WANT. IF YOU CAN.

[pyralart]

All thanks to them...

Just an idea of what Belos could be doing next episode- you might also spot some suspicious drawings hidden in there- if not... it's your loss

ID in ALT and under read more:

[ID: Comic with the character Belos from the cartoon show The Owl House, in his monster form. It takes place after the episode "Thanks to Them". Belos is back to the demon realm in his monster form. He is seen going in his cave, overhead some tubes are full of a green glowing magical liquid. He says with a distorted voice: "I will finish this"

 

Belos is kneeling on the ground, looking down at it. A green tube is planted in the ground. Belos continues: "I just need..."

 

Belos is slowly melting into the ground in a horrific manner. In the background a goopy hand is reaching down as it shows all the goop disappearing in the ground as a green glow emanates from the earth.

 

A last drop of goop is seen on the ground before disappearing completely.

 

Next panel, a hand emerges straight from the ground.

 

A grimwalker, almost Hunter lookalike, is halfway out of the ground, looking at his hand. He show signs of possession by Belos, his eyes are icy blue and some green and brown patches appeared already. He finishes: "... A proper body to work with"

 

The background turned to black. On it is written: "Right, Caleb?".

 

The next panel shows the grimwalker, currently Belos, with horns sprouting from his head. He is taking up his (Caleb's) coat from a chair, continuing: "Thanks to them, we can finally-"

 

"Do this together" He ends in the next panel, tugging on his coat and smirking menacingly as his horns fully grew out of his head.]

#Pyralart #the owl house #the owl house fanart #the owl house s3 #the owl house spoilers #the owl house belos #toh belos #philip wittebane #emperor belos #ft caleb wittebane #I guess lol #toh #fanart #toh fanart #thanks to them #A grim return #idk I might tag it that way it's a fun pun #woooo worked so hard on this please enjoy #I put the description both in ALT and read more as someone told me it's better so I hope it helps! #I'm not the best at good descriptions but I try! if anyone wants to write a better one you can try I'm all for it #Comic #Fancomic #Toh comic

[vispera-sabbath]

#Beef #netflix beef #beef netflix #netflixedit #beefedit #steven yeun #ali wong #stevenyeunedit #aliewongedit #tvedit #mine #graphic #my stuff #the ''rawest'' new take on enemies to lovers I've seen in a long time lol #pun intended #but this runs a lot deeper than that #it's hard to summarize it but they just ARE in each other's orbit for better or worse #I don't know how else to tag this but this show hit hard and with a lot of feelings #freaking great! #danny cho #amy lau #A24 #a24edit #tv shows

[asleep-kat]

Macat and wucatng

#art #digital art #fanart #my art #digitalart #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #lmk art #lmk monkey king #lmk #lego monkie kid fanart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #shadowpeach #i can't think of a better cat pun so yall have to bear with me here #I love shapeshifters so much 😭😭 it gives me an excuse to cat-ify them while also being kinda canon

[hwinn]

Mike Ehrmantrout

#fish #mike ehrmantraut #bcs art #better call Saul #breaking bad #pun #rainbow trout #digital art #fan art

[letsmcfreackingloseit]

And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!! #BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️ #NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe- #and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :') #POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right? #So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes- #spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done! #again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas! #NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

[noughticalcrossings]

Commander James Fitzjames

There will be poems

#the terror #the terror ghosts #james fitzjames #the ol’ Fitzjimbles themselves #my art #there will be poems and they will be better than the voyage of the HMS Cornwallis #fkn ‘no milk in our tea though so close to My-cow’ pun haunts me

[forcefemd]

i think that a lot of trans girl memes about eggs or transitioning or whatever are like, inherently sexual in a way that a lot of trans boy ones aren't (see previous post) .. and that this is not at all a bad thing, actually. it's quite reassuring to know that the experience of existing as a confused boy becoming a girl on a testosterone based endocrine system (read: perpetually horny and perpetually feeling guilty for it) isn't something isolating but is instead to some extent another shared little anxiety of the past that we can all laugh about together. the issue of course becomes when non trans women see these jokes or whatever, abhorrent depictions of (pre!) tranny sexuality in its culpable, skirt tented perversion of intimacy as something not shameful or to be buried but in a way celebrated. to them it just slots so neatly into the "trannies are degenerate groomers" side of things they have going on, bathrooms and olympic sports. the noble gnc cis person, of course, would never have such erotic bodily reactions to crossdressing. the loathsome tranny, however..

#the kinks (pun intended) of tgirl sexuality flourish and we are all better off for it.

[melhekhelmurkun]

Watching Netflix’s Damsel rn. It’s alright - not bad, but it definitely could have been a hell of a lot better. The beginning seems sort of rushed (I get that they have limited time to get to the real ‘fun’ parts but come on)

I will say tho, the scene where the flock of birds comes flying through the cavern is fire as fuck. Such an incredible introduction for the dragon.

#‘Fire as fuck’ pun FULLY intended btw #I’m trying not to spoil anything in case someone who wants to watch it sees this #it’s not a bad movie at all #the trailer just had a ton of potential that seems to be going to waste #but I’m less than halfway through so idk maybe it’ll get better from here #damsel #Netflix #millie bobby brown

[artilite]

the brainworms got to me..!! i had to draw him before i exploded

#as always i have to lion dance everything i touch #sonic is the head bc he's kinda acrobatic right #plus he'd give the lion some fun personality hehe #knuckles would fit better as the tail but #i couldn't resist the tails pun #haven't drawn sonic in 4 years please be kind 🥲🥲 #sonic the hedgehog #tails the fox #miles tails prower #sonic fanart #sonic #struggling with the tags. as always. #artilite #artilite doodle

[mollysunder]

This is Chadd, he's from the Inx in Conv/rgence, he loves Jinx, and he organizes elaborate acts of terrorism/performance art against Piltover in Jinx's name. And I NEED this strain of Jinx stan to make it into season 2 of Arcane.

Chadd is the best example of the kind Zaunite that takes their admiration of Jinx seriously and let's it influence their own violence and art, because yes, he plays guitar and sings with the Inx's band. Chadd's an obnoxious, in your face, musically-talented (but borderline nerdy), organized weirdo that gathers all the other stans to plan aerial concerts/bombing events on Piltover.

He's such a dedicated stan (in the concept art) that he dresses up like Jinx too, shorts, fishnets, collar and all. Chadd even has his Jinx tattoo drawn in the same placement aswhere Jinx has her own.

Please Arcane, let obsessive freaks like Chadd overwhelm the chembarons next season as Jinx's stans believe the chembarons don't pay her enough proper tribute. Let Jinx be mildly amused at their antics and keep them around for logistics and grunt work.

#arcane #jinx arcane #chadd convergence #the inx #this guy has got to exist #conv/rgence #if only convergence was a better written story then interesting bits like chadd would be more obvious #hold me like a fermata #he makes makes weapons and music related puns #the concept art is almost uniformly more interesting for all the characters in the final product unfortunately #arcane meta #does this count as meta? #the jacket ties the while thing together #it acts like a shawl/boa to cinch the diva personality #zaun