#that's no good

[canisalbus]

What if Machete's nickname for Vasco was honey? (Because milk and honey 🍯 🥛)

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#too bad you can't call person 'milk' #that's no good #answered #anonymous #this is entirely besides the point but I was thinking of milk and honey the other day #how milk is infamous for going bad very quickly and becoming absolutely revolting #whileas properly stored honey doesn't expire #it can stay edible for thousands of years apparently #infinite shelf life

[pickapea]

my job is reactivating and rehabilitating patients in post surgery care and one of the first things i tell them once they've tried to drink some juice and stand on their legs without throwing up is "every bite is a good bite" and i think that's a good sentiment for everyone

#i tell them “if you have to eat 5 panacottas and nothing else today then that's a win” and then i give them panacottas #actually it's not a win bc they need way more than that #5 panacottas and a few supplementary nutritional drinks and then we're all set #caramel flavoured chocolate pudding is also a good option #an option anyone outside a hospital would discourage to be the only thing you eat in a day. but we will nag and bug you until you eat 2 #ive seen a lot of people here on tumblr talk about the need for a neutral food view #that morals don't exist in food #and it's true #to become healthy after your body has kind of been under the greatest toll ever (stomach open wide) there is no such thing as bad food #pickapost #tho of course you will develop some health issues if you don't have a proper diet #like scurvy or kidney stones #that's no good #or blood fats that will lead to health issues later in life #but compared to malnutrition those are irrelevant #nutrition comes first otherwise you cannot live #and when it comes to nutrition every bite is a good bite

[littlehen]

For Christmas, a family member got me a hideous and expensive mug with the word 'Love' on it and they'd left the price tag on, so I took it back to the shop and asked if I could maybe exchange it. (In my old shop, if there was no receipt then we would exchange it or put the same amount on a giftcard, so I thought it was worth a try.) The sales assistant said no, their policy was no refund without proof of sale. I said, okay never mind. The sales assistant looked at me sadly and said, haltingly, 'it's just... the mug... it says 'Love' on it... and you want to return it?' I didn't know what to reply so I said, 'oh I just don't like things with words on' and she looked at my sweatshirt which said 'the dogtor is in: I prescribe walkies' and said 'oh...'

#I'm not heartless I swear but it is an ugly mug and I have like. a thousand mugs #marie kondo would say the mug has served its purpose of being a gift #and if it doesn't spark joy you shouldn't feel obliged to keep it forever #because if every time you look at it you think of the giver + feel guilty for not liking it #that's no good #the giver wanted you to be happy and would prefer you to associate them with good feelings #but obviously you can't really justify it like that when you're standing in a shop

[coffincoitus]

barry ended when it needed to end but I miss it. I miss the casual violence. with prestige tv you usually have to wait a billion episodes to see some guy's head get blown up. but with barry it was brains and blood every week

#like for instance brba was great #but there was a lot of plot that had nothing to do with ppl being wrecked to pieces #that's no good

[mortuusrege]

love/violence

when i become so ecstatic that my bones are buzzing underneath my skin, i do not yell and shout and dance to show it, but instead i sink my nails into my flesh and drag, down, down, down as if i will somehow relieve my ecstasy if i open enough holes for it to escape from i have never found love in kisses and affection, but instead the blue marks of nails on my skin, stunning, dazzling crescent moons, fallen onto me to create craters where i may store it.

#poetry #you know the word love can be found in violence #yeah i am the definition of lord i worry love is violence #what are you gonna do about it? #but srsly #i should not be equating love with violence #that's no good #childhood trauma #physical abuse

[mandycantdecide]

#seems like a good deal to me #boop #boopometer #april fools day

[corpish]

in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

#please watch!! #imo this ad does a really good job of storytelling from start to finish #tiktok #down syndrome #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k #30k #40k #50k #75k

[afeelgoodblog]

#wholesome #blessed #feel good

[antlerlad]

happy tdov my loves. don't let anyone else define your transness for you.

help trans women evacuate gaza

#tdov #trans day of visibility #tdov 2024 #comic #nonbinary #i havent done a little comic in a while. feels good

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

#greek mythology #ares #athena #greek gods #dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise #on some level at least #man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11 #thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful #romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it #also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now #my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming #i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one #kochei doodles

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[turtletoria]

Palestine will be free in our lifetime 🇵🇸🍉🕊️ Don't look away, and let's keep supporting Palestine in any way we can.

#palestine #free palestine #turtlearts #these are free to use for actions & etc.! I just ask that you use these in good faith and not for your own personal gain/profit or somethin #like that. ✌🏼

[scientia-rex]

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

#I think it was a combination of good people and good mods

[brightlotusmoon]

#humans are a fun species #good for them #master splinter would approve #for the city #humans will always make gods out of the absurd

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

#my wife made this gif and it’s too good not to use

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#easter #good friday #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor