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themishening · 6 months

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pathetic goblin sketch. poor guy

#sketch #goblin guy #dnd #from imagination #thats why the anatomy is so bad #my art #unfinished stuff

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mwahnonreblogs · 9 months

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#suction cup man #piemations #some more old art #from like MONTHS AGO this time!?!#god time flies fast #i don't.. draw him like this anymore #he looks so bad here ngl #okay onto why i drew this #i headcanoned that the rig puppet animation that's used is just part of his anatomy #so thats why his limbs aren't normal #i wanted to try out drawing him like that and ended up having fun :))#might redraw this soon if i have the time

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dandyshucks · 3 months

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fellas.... the art is not going well tonight, I'm ready to start gnawing on my sketchbook

WOE to the artist who tries to draw shit above their skill level AUGH

#IT DOESNT LOOK BAD PER SE BUT ITS NOT WORKING HOW I WANT IT TOOOOOOOO #if i had a hat rn I'd eat it out of frustration SBDHFHDJL #i want to share some kind of art though so djdsjfkdl I'll just. share this frustration LMAO #ignore the alphacritters in the bg btw lol thats there for the kiddos and Sunny in the system dsbdjdkl #i think theyre fun too and they were a cool weird thrift store find so djdkdl #THIS SORT OF STUFF IS WHY IM ALWAYS STARTLED WHEN PPL SAY I HAVE GOOD ANATOMY SKILL OR WHATEVER #i am FIGHTING for my LIFE in this sketchbook SBDHDJKL #i have no idea what im doing dhdkskl i just look at pictures and adjust things til they look right #75% of the time its pure luck the other 25% of the time i maybe have some sort of idea of the right ''vibe'' of the anatomy SHDJDKL #i gotta do some real studies at some point of muscle groups or smth idk dhfkdl maybe skeletal structure would be good #okay anyhowdy im rambling down here sorry SBJDKSL hope everyone is having a good day/night/etc #im going to... give up for tonight and go to sleep maybe djdhfkdl #throwing in the towel bc goddamn. bites my sketchbook. curse my inability to draw vertical angling and whatnot #dandy.cmd #doodlebug.jpeg

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monstertsunami · 5 months

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flip flopping between pafl and fac is so. ohh im in stasis idk what to draw

#actually i havent done anything for the betty tag in a good bit. maybe if im not as sick tomorrow ill doodle smthn..#wanna renderrr wanna painttt i dontt wanna sketchh #i hate having to come up with 'interesting ideas' . boom 20th betty staring soullessly into the camera in a row #MY COLORS R THE ONLY THING CARRYING ME IM SO SHIT AT EVERYTHING ELSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#ok nooo we are not doing this again. i have GOOD anatomy i CAN come up with interesting ideas when i put my mind to it #i just. dont want to :3 #auugh i have. interesting compositions w symbolism already doodled in my sketchbook but..#i really fucking hate redrawing stuff in digital.. its so painful.. i hate redrawing stuff in general thats why i cant do lineart like.#I already fucking drew all that youre telling me i have to draw it AGAIN? fuck off.#siigh #maybe i only have to redraw the parts that are bad.. if im doing a lineless painting.. hm #much to think about #schizobabble

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lindalofbroome · 1 year

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wait. i forgot that i made a collage like. a year ago.

#lindalpocalypse #//#because i keep thinking i have more lindal than they i actually have saved on my computer #and then i realised that i draw her on paper like all the time #so thats why it's in my head #anyway some of the highlights #((because obviously not all of them are good lmaoo))#((not that all of these are good. but like you know. there are worse ones. bad anatomy whatever))#anyway lindal and barda are a unit #i cant separate them im sorry it's a buy 1 get 1 free situation

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zikkytheblicky · 3 months

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Hey I wondered if you could do Angel dust x Angel!male reader like his reaction to see a real angel ?

if you want,you can ignore this <3

this anon is so nice omg :( such a sweetheart i’m gonna call them sweet anon :3

anyway, ya ofc!! this might be a lil short cuz im doing this at 10 pm and im tired but ya!! its gonna be story format + headcannoning cuz why not :3 I MADE READER OBLIVIOUS BTW!!

angel dust has never seen an angel. not once, not twice. the only thing he’s ever seen closest to an angel was lucifer morning star but he’s technically a fallen angel.

so when he saw you for the first time he was very shocked- especially since you were so beautiful..

you were talking to Charlie and introducing yourself as one of Adams’ body guards. you were there with Charlie to help determine if Charlie’s idea was even possible.

so obviously, for your charlie’s sake, he was on his best behavior.

you brung your hand up to your lips and let out a laugh as angel cracked jokes to you as he told you stories about his life(?) in hell. “and then- then he-“ angel was laughing so hard he could barely continue- ignoring the knowing smirk husk sent his way. the damn cat. he knows everyone too well. maybe angel should stop venting to him while drunk (not like angel chooses to. his drunken, depressed state during those hours are never in his control.).

angel had ended up getting really confused on your anatomy- questioning how you can fly and why you have a halo over your head- keep in mind this man died in 1947 of an overdose and is in his thirties ☠️ he’s been in hell since 1947 and has NEVER learned about angels at all. the only thing close to angel anatomy he learned is how lucifer has yellow hair and has a kinda angelic color scheme (all angels obviously don’t look alike but angel has never seen another one besides vaggie but he doesn’t know she’s one).

“‘m/n’?” angel asked as his eyes followed the way your feathers twitched every millisecond from the uncomfortable stares at them. “yes?” “why do you have a halo over your head?” “ANGEL.”

angel likes you in a week. A WEEK. he fell so hard im telling you bro. like just one look into your eyes and he’d kill all three of the vees for you if you asked him to.

he surprisingly doesn’t act downbad in front of you. i know people like to think angel is bold and flirty but to me i think that’s just his persona and not his true self. he keeps up a persona so he never gets his trust broken again? maybe? idk. but i js believe he’d be shy and not really know how to flirt with you like he does with husk and alastor and sir pentious; so smoothly and easily.

think about how he had tried to flirt with you before but ended up just becoming a stuttering mess when you took his flirting literally.

“hey toots~ did you fall from heaven?” angel dust said in a seductive tone, grabbing your chin and tilting your face up at him. “huh? no.. i’m not a fallen angel..! are you saying i’m like lucifer?” “HUH WHAT- no- no! not like that at all! i was trying to- to..” angel stuttered his words, waving his hands around (bring careful not to accidentally hit you, of course). “to what?” “to.. just joke around! you’re so oblivious ‘m/n’, im going to punch you.” angel said in an affectionate tone, slinging his arm around your shoulder. “why? what did i do?” you asked politely, too politely. now angel felt bad. angel mentally screams.

sometimes you think angel’s mad at you when he’s playing around with you on text.

he ends up getting mad at himself most times

angel was smashing his head into a table and cursing all the overlords because of this btw.

alr thats enough bye bye!!

this was so rushed omlll. 😨

#male reader #x male reader #ftm reader #gender neutral reader #gn reader #hazbin alastor #angel dust x male reader #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel

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nwndrlndn · 10 months

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pregnancy

pairing : anakin skywalker x pregnant!reader; | wc : 0.9k | 18+MINORS DNI

warnings : pregnancy kink ( but open to anyone with a womb ), possessiveness, anakin is a crep and perv, mildly objectifying, unhealthy relationships and worldviews, "mommy" is used once, mentions of oral

for the last 6 months, anakin watched as you continued about your daily life in the short bursts of time you spent together. between missions and meetings, in the few days off, and every night he could come home to you. every moment he could spend with you he would. and when the days finally came where your clothes grew too tight and you needed looser outfits, he would offer to get you your clothes and fabric orders. in the mornings, he would pretend to sleep to watch you dress.

but it wasn’t enough. he waited patiently, smirking when people noticed the small and excusable signs of your current state. he knew you hated to lie but there was a certain wave of desire that washed over him, watching as you lied through your teeth as you claimed cravings were caused by a longing to travel freely and your irritable morning state on having rough nights. though he knew just how good your nights were, after all, he was the one helping you release after such long, busy days.

so when you finally started to show, his ego soared, especially as your bump seemed to grow faster than you could prepare for. ever the doting husband, anakin offered and advocated so that now he could help you get ready in the mornings and undressed at night. buttoning, zipping, brushing, smoothing, tying, and adjusting. and teasing, his hands had access to every part of you because you trusted him. but you also wanted to tease him. that had to be it. why else let him be the only one so close to you? to touch you each night and care for you?

and thats why when he came home from a mission, exhausted and singed from blaster shots and swings of red lightsabers that got too close, his breath stopped when he was greeted with the sight of you relaxed against your pregnancy pillow and your pristine white robe stretched to cover your bump, with a sliver of your bump still visible. he walked over to you, hanging up his coat and kicking off his boots mindlessly, his eyes focused on you as he worked his way out of his jedi robes.

“ani, you’re home! i wanted to show you something, i was looking into a place to stay and-”

“just a minute, my love.”

anakin felt bad, taking you by surprise and silencing you, and once he saw you begin to pout he reminded himself to be extra doting to make up for it. he was on you in an instant, careful not to put any weight on your stomach, his lips kissing your neck and shoulders. he tugs off your robe, setting it behind him as he moves to cradle you from behind, easing his cock into you as he holds you gently. he was so scared to hurt you and he held himself up to watch your face for any signs of pain, and once he was fully sheathed, he returned to littering your face and neck with kisses.

for a moment, he wanted want to hold onto your hips and your waist and squeeze as long as he could. but you would whisper to remember the baby. and anakin wanted to tell you he was, he was being so careful with you and your precious baby, so just let him kiss your soft, glowing skin. let him thrust into you carefully, no longer aiming to fuck into you as deep as his anatomy allows. just let him have you, not the parent he’s making you into. his words are punctuated with kisses, and thrusts, strong but slow. anakin’s lips lingering by your ear when he wants you to hear him.

“just three more months, im gonna put another in you as soon as i can.”

“you look so good, baby. you're glowing.”

“you’re just as tight as you’ve always been.”

“i bet you’re gonna be a great mommy, and i’ll keep putting more in you.”

“there’s gonna be so many little skywalkers running around, the council’s not gonna know what to do with them all.”

he was desperate, but he wasn't selfish. his hands knew you well, knew every soft spot and each place you needed to be touched. anakin knew you needed this, just as much as he did and he treated you like you deserved. you deserved better than this galaxy, he only felt content once he watched your face contort in pleasure and felt how tightly your hole squeezed him. anakin came in you with a grunt, holding you to him as he shuts his eyes for a moment. he promised himself that once he finally relaxed again, he’ll go down on you until your eyes are too heavy to hold open.

he was like those royal brats he meets across the galaxy, so absorbed in their dolls and themselves that they were useless to the world around them. but he understood them now, because he had you, and you had his child. you needed the care he provided, you needed him and so would your children, it was more binding than your marriage, it was something deeper than that.

he could listen to your endless fantasies for your child because he wondered and hoped the same things to a certain extent. only he wished for a girl who looked just like you, and you wished for a boy for some foolish belief that it would make him happy to have his firstborn be a son. he couldn't care less. he had you, and the child was the proof of it. and he would take as many children from you so he could see how happy an army of his brats would make you.

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xullianart · 2 months

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Its finally DONE!!

(Click for better quality PLEASE)

Ok so first excuse the bad anatomy and overall artstyle these are all (except for the passive night one) from somwhere 1-2 years old. Most of them come from incorrect-undertale-quotes on instagram or someone else from somewhere else, some of them i was just being funny and awsome as always. Inks design will be next! ..maybe. Ink or error idk yet

Anyway i really need everyone to look at error. Hes so silly. Close ups and transcript under cut.

Ink: Z is just N but sideways.

Error: Stop it.

Ink: Zo.

Ink: I wanna change the world!

Dream: For the better?

Ink: uhhh-

Ink: Im a Creative person!

Nightmare: And what have you created?

Ink: Problems.

Passive Nightmare: I didnt do it!

Dream, crying: Then why are you laughing.?

Passive Nightmare: Cause whoever did is a fuckin genius.

Error: I hate you with every inch of my body.

Fresh: No offence brah-

Fresh: But that aint a lot of inches

Paperjam, Error: Thats disgusting.

Paperjam, Error: ...

Error: JINX-

Paperjam: Dont do that.

"Gotta film in a hour, we fucked up 🍃😭😝🥳💯"

Dust <- brought weed

Ink <- rolled blunts

Killer <- smoked everything

Cross <- hit it wrong

Ink belongs to comyet

Error belongs to loverofpiggies

Fresh belongs to loverofpiggies

Paperjam belongs to 7goodangel

Dream belongs to jokublog

Nightmare belongs to jokublog

Cross belongs to jakie

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

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aliceinborderlandsquidgame · 4 months

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Protective Demons | HCS |

Summary: They are your demons and they protect.

Notes: Violence - Blood - The Borderlands

Includes: Chishiya/Banda Sunato/Niragi

◇ Chishiya

Chishiya calculates his games. He knows who he needs to leave behind and who he must keep close. He alwyas plans how to win or at least came out with almost no injuries if possible. This includes you. You are close to be his priority besides himself. Thats why its important that you follow each thing he says you must do.

However, life its not that simple. And sometimes the games end being worse because of the players. Chishiya prefers to keep a low profile and not reveal himself. But things change with it comes to you.

Time was ticking and the others were stressed and scared and that ends in violence. Chishiya knows this, he was ready to take you away from the group when suddendly another player decided that taking you hostage and scream to however was making the games would solve things.

Stupid.

Chishiya can see the fear in your eyes as the man presses the blade closer to your neck. No one moves, Chishiya takes a few tentative steps to the player trying to reason with them. When the player directs their weapon to him he nods subtly at you. Your head hits their chin and Chishiya quickly runs to them, his stun in his hand.

And it ends. The player ends on the ground screaming profanities to Chishiya who takes their weapon away and tells you to go and wait for him.

Because Chishiya its a composed Man till he is not. Knowing well the anatomy of the body thanks to his studies he will use this chance to hurt this player, not only for have tried to hurt you but he has so much stress inside.

Once he is done the player's face cant be recognized and Chishiya never felt better in a long time.

Once you two reunite and you ask about the blood on his clothes he would just ignore you and push you into a hug. Not caring if its something odd for him to do, winning the games and keeping you safe are the reasons he is still here.

◇ Banda Sunato

Banda and You have been together since the start. Even if he is unghiened crazy, mean and sadistic he still managed to make you fall for him. And saddly he likes you back. Too much.

Each game its an oportunity for him to kill others and enjoy himself. He tries to not have you around when doing it but he cant help it sometimes.

The times someone has take you hostage to try and get an advantage over Banda it has ended bad for them. Banda its not someone who jokes when it comes to "do whatever it takes to win", you may come out hurt but alive.

The others? Not so much. Depending on his mood and the time the game gives Banda will torment them and causes them lots of pain. He will later tend your wounds while making silly comments to try and calm you down.

Its only when it comes down to strategy games that he is more subtle about his ways of playing. He has no problem if someone tries to pick a fight with him, when it comes to you he is besides you in a second. The smart ones will leave before things scalate but not all of them are smart.

◇ Niragi

Niragi its someone who loves the games and the violence it comes with them. He can be free and forget about his past life and the abuse.

He only has eyes for you, the only one who he swears he will keep safe. He prefers if you two are together during all of the game. However, sometimes separating its better to win, Niragi takes advantage of high ground to take the shots. He still keeps an extra eye out for you.

When he hears your screm he is changing target quickly looking for you.

He can see you laying on the ground with a nasty wound on your leg, too much blood coming out.

When he sees the one who caused it he is shooting at them with no remorse. Will leave the high grounds till he is bext to you, taking you on his arms. He swears he will track down the rest of the players and kill all of them even if they have no connection with the one who hurt you.

#aib imagine #aib imagines #alice in borderland x reader #chishiya x reader #banda sunato x reader #niragi x reader

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markster666 · 2 months

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Alastor x Reader Smut (I'm so fcking hammered right noew HEELLLP)

I'm not even oging to bother putting word count or outline enjoy (Nsfw under tag)

A/N now that i'm sober: I'm not even editing any of this this is absolutely golden... I was so out of it LOL Happy Valentines Day ig to me

A/N #2: Pink Whitney is dangerous

Alastor was genuienly sick of your shit like GENUINELY SICK of it like he just literlaly did not want to deal with you anymore and it seemsd the only way to get rid of your dumbass shit was to fuck you bc you're a selfihs needy motherufker (me too tho tbh).

He fucking went in your room and started begging you to leave him alone but you were liiek no bc why the fuck would you ever want ot leave big bad deer man alone

You walked up t ohim and slid your finger down his chest, smirking in the process. he reailizeed he was lowkey actually enjoying this shit like GAWDAMD you were FUCKINGH OT AS SHIT HE WANTED OT ABSOLUTELY FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU yeah!!!

He threw you o nthe bed and made you promise that if he fucked you this SINGUALAR time then you would leaveh im alone for the rest of his miserable radio demon fucking life and you agreed even though you kno you would keep annoying him

He pulled dow nyour pants and after a bit of foreplay he was like ok im ready to fuck you nwow and then you wrre like hold on give me a second i need to find my vape it got buried in the sheets somewhere

so you both got off each other and started rustking around in the sheets and duvet to find your vape and it was ON THE FUCKING FLOOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME THANK FCK

and you took a puff out of it and he was like bruh and then u offer it ot him and he had no idea what the ufck it was bc he's a old ass BITCH

amd then you guys fucked and it FELT SO FUCKING GOOD and then he came inside of you and you came inside ofh im too bc thats definitely how female anatomy works !!!

and then he elft you alone and you fell asleep with your vape in your hand iknowing u would keep annyoign him again

ok there y go guys im going to sleep now bye

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor #18+ only #alastor x reader #alastor x reader smut #i was drunk writing this #im so sorry #i promise my other stories are better #what the fuck #smut #shameless smut

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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honestly your dpxdc clone au gives me life, its adorable as all hell and im a sucker for found family but with that being said, its so freaking hysterical to me that Danny is going full feral liminal menace at Wes any time hes near and Wes himself is still 100% into it the freak (affectionate) and thats not even pointing out the paralles it could possible create since danny and dames gives massive parallels to dick and damian and dick does have a thing for redheads.

yeesSSSSS! I was planning on hoarding this to myself but i can't not reply. and i'll be able to find this again with the clone^2 tag so win WIN. i'm so glad you are as delighted by this as me. It's so hilarious to me that Danny just becomes a complete freak whenever he spots Wes, and I'm the one who wrote it into existence. Like- like i don't know how to explain my vision in words but like, its like Danny sees Wes and immediately goes 'what can I do to make his day worse'. And then he goes and does it.

(honorary read more because i talk a lot)

He's relatively normal around his friends too, which makes him going full-fledged unhinged around Wes even funnier to me. Like, Danny will spout weird shit sometimes to Sam and Tucker, but usually its prefaced with him talking about patrol or there would be context before he said anything. With Wes? Though?? he will just. say anything, completely unprompted. Slings an arm around his shoulder like they've been buddies since primary school and then spits out a weird new fun fact he learned about the bodily anatomy while researching his latest cold case. All vaguely-threatening but utterly insane things to say as way to start a conversation.

And sometimes its not even that, he'll walk up to Wes and ask him if he saw the latest daytime fight between Phantom and Skulker. And then he'll say "yeah i missed it myself but I saw clips of it being posted online" and then watch Wes mentally explode him with his mind. or he'll disparage Phantom for having such a young partner with him, "Can you believe he'd let a kid fight ghosts with him? I'd never let my brother ghosthunt with me if I was Phantom."

All of this with such a deceptive look on his face but the most delighted, shit-eating gleam in his eyes. Wes is chewing glass and he wants to yell that he does let his brother fight ghosts with him. Also you told him yourself that nothing would've stopped your demonic (Wes' words) little brother from joining you.

Damian gets in on the fuckery occasionally, but since he's not around often with Wes about, it doesn't happen nearly as often as it does between Wes and Danny. Sam and Tucker know he's screwing with him too, and both of them are a little wary about him being careless with his secret id. But he's been doing this since he was 14-ish and it hasn't backfired yet. So. They're not actively stopping him.

Danny walks back to his lunch table after terrorizing Wes and Tucker just asks him what he said, because Wes was about as red as a tomato when he walked away. Danny offhandedly sighs and innocently says he tried to have a conversation about Phantom with him. Wes didn't seem to like it all that much. Weird.

And yes, yes. Wes is totally into it and is slightly enraged about this fact, because not even he knows why he's into it. The freak (affectionate). Danny gives him this troublemaker smirk, and i did say smirk, and Wes doesn't know whether or not if he wants to smack him or kiss him. Or both. Like, yeah, pine, white boy, pine.

(And this is a dramatized image but I'm also highly entertained by the idea that Wes keeps getting routine dirty looks from various peers because they, too, have a crush on Fenton. Except Fenton doesn't talk to anyone else unless its his friends and sometimes Valerie, and Weston, the guy who keeps accusing him of being the local vigilante, is somehow routinely having conversations with him?? And BLOWING IT?? Like everyone else thinks he's fumbling so bad, and yet fenton keeps tALKING to him.)

And yes!! i'm always so pleased whenever someone brings up the parallels D+D have to Dick and Damian, because that was lowkey my intention when I was making the solo clone damian au. Although it was supposed to be more implied since I don't really know much about Damian and Dick other than they're very close and Dick was Damian's Batman for a year. And then of course the very smaller parallel (??) 'what if' between Bruce and Damian and D+D in clone^2 considering who they are both clones of.

And man this just makes me want to talk about when batfam meet D+D because I just want them to see D+D be so brotherly towards each other. Like I want them to see Bby Dames wearing his goofy fun fact shirts and stealing Danny's hoodies/flannels/etc and blatantly lying about it when Danny asks. Only for Danny to then throw him over his shoulder like Tadashi from BH3 and jump around.

And also. I do not know what Damian Wayne's (DW as I'll call him) stance on being called "Dami" is - the general consensus I've seen is that its usually used as a playful nickname in order to get a rise out of him, and he doesn't really like it.

But baby Dames being called that freely, and often, and its sometimes used to get a rise out of him but thats typically what nicknames do. Its used as easily as his full name is with the same amount of affection. And its like his main go-to nickname. "Dami" and "Dames" with the occasional "Bud/Buddy", "Squirt", "Little man", etc. Not once is he ever called 'demon-spawn'

(which i know is a fanon nickname but its a relatively popular nickname)

but yeah, uhhh. i think thats all of my thoughts on the matter. for now lmAO

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #clone^2 #i use 'like' so much its not even funny jhdf but it just puts an emphasis on the sentence #honorary read more tag bc damn i talk a lot #i should make a post about danny's relationship with red huntress in the clone^2 au because i like to imagine that's different too #anyways danny and wes' dynamic in clone^2 brings me a lot of joy. they get stuck in a room together and danny gets the biggest grin ever #and wes stares at him before going completely deadpan 'im in hell'. he's being dramatic and only slightly for real.#also im not sure WHAT damian does - honestly the most extreme thing i can think of is him breaking into wes' house and threatening him #but wes has called him danny's 'demonic little brother' ever since. sOMEbody has to give him his 'demon' nickname its just not gonna be #danny or jazz who do it. anyways damian fully supports messing with wes and anyone else who has a crush on danny

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ghostr0tz · 1 month

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HEY. HEY. Val headcanons?

Sure :3 ! I'm assuming you mean from my disabled vox hc post,, sorry this took a few days I've been a little low on spoons DISABLED VAL HCS BELOW THE CUT:

Val has both chronic joint/back pain and is visually impaired.

I can't imagine having four limbs can be comfortable in any way. Definitely makes you get back pain WAYYY easier I think. At least Valentino's tall, his muscles can be spread out more but like damn.

Idk why but I feel like Vox can make himself run hot by like. overworking his body (safely). Vox uses Valentino as a weighted blanket, so Val uses Vox as a glorified heat pack.

Probably has arthritis. And gets VERY irritable when hes in pain (SHOCKINGLY even more so than usual)

I feel like he had bad sight before dying and it just manifested like way worse after he got sent to Hell.

USED to have a service animal when his vison started REALLY getting bad and he caved. But he got annoyed with it and Vox ended up giving it away to an employee who needed one.

Valentino gives amazing massages, but Vox is awful when it comes to giving them back on Val's bad days. He just doesn't have The Touch. If Vox sucks too bad Velvette steps in.

Vox has made Valentino a selection of canes to choose from. He make Val a lineup of choices only because how much Val would complain about canes not fitting his outfit enough.

He knees are a little bad and he definitely uses it for walkign support sometimes, his canes are most for guiding him (YES it can withstand Val's weight. they are VERY sustainable and hard to break since Val's original one. He doesn't usually bother with taking one out with him if Vox is with him though.

Smokes because he loves smoking but also becuase FUCK he'd rather be high than deal with the hell that is his bodily anatomy and pain. Self Medicates a lot to deal with it all with almost everything.

Vox doesn't intervene too often unless it gets Too Bad. He more than understands wanting to escape out of your body if even just for a few minutes. Will occasionally join Val but not usually.

Okay thats all :3 ! thank you for reading if you got this far :] !

#sorry its not as long i dont have a many hcs for him as i do vox #does anyone wanna hear my velvette hc now . ive thought of some these last couple days #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #tw valentino #hazbin vox #hazbin velvette #headcanons #ask

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milos-lil-corner · 13 days

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kidneystitches posting aka ej and liu being cute together as a couple post

Been playing around with it in my head, but EJ finding Liu's chill and comfortable attitude around him, laying comfortably next to him or even not seeming afraid of him while they talk, is undeserved. The self-loathing and the loss of his humanity makes em think he doesn't deserve the other's comfort - if that makes any sense.

I don't think either of them would be comfortable around each other when it comes to their bodies - EJ for the, y'know, gestures towards demonic figure. And for Liu, its the gestures towards stitches and scars all over him. EJ is blind and Liu doesn't care what EJ looks like, but they still have that hidden feeling of shame about each other - self-loathing yippee.

Dunno if crosses or Christian stuff would effect EJ, but if it would, I think Liu would remove that kind of paraphernalia unconsciously. Even if it doesn't effect EJ, I think he would still do it. Maybe EJ comments on it like "...Liu, I don't combust into flames when you wear a cross. You don't have to take off your stuff every time we hang out" and Liu would get flustered about it.

If this relationship were to exist within a universe where all the creeps live in a mansion-type thing, I think Liu would not step foot into that house - mostly cause the house is weird or because his brother is there ( and he does NOT want to talk to his ass ). So either EJ and them plan something to do together out of the house or they do phone calls like lovesick teenagers.

However, since I interpret Liu would just drive around in different cars he stole, maybe he would tolerate the house. At least for a temporary home if he needs to just, not drive around like he's on the run all the time. Maybe in that scenario, they could hang out face to face more.

I do headcanon that EJ has that classic interpretation of him having interesting anatomy ( multiple tongues, demonic appearance, etc ). I don't think Liu would really question it cause he would pick up EJ doesn't really wanna talk about it, and if EJ won't question his scars, he won't either.

Though, that does give me a cute thought of them feeling each other's scars in a tender moment of vulnerability. Very rare moment of them just being alone and safe enough to actually, I dunno, actually see each other equally ( EJ only hearing, but not exactly being brave enough to actually touch Liu - again, old wounds he won't even dare touch without making sure it's completely fine)

I don't think either of them would be comfortable with PDA, especially when it comes to a universe where all the creeps live in a house. I don't think they would be overly defensive about their relationship, but if someone were to confront them about it, they would deny it. I don't think they would be comfortable exposing a bunch of creeps to their shit, man.

Tbh, other than their trauma and both of their situations, they are generally just a regular couple. Or they treat each other like a normal couple. None of them kill together cause Liu is uncomfortable with that and EJ already feels bad enough killing someone for survival - why subject someone he cares about to that brutality ( even if Liu has seen enough of it, but its the thought that counts )

Smooches and cuddles are behind a locked door and key. Fucker's are serious about privacy, even if it's just innocent cuddles. Just, no.

I think the two would listen to audio books together - maybe Liu not being interested while EJ listens intently, so Liu just kinda enjoys the company instead of listening to whatever medical thing EJ's watching.

kay thats all i have for now. feel free to give me thoughts in asks or something - i wanna hear more thoughts about this relationship and your interps of it tbh

#kidneystitches #fuck yeah #creepypasta #eyeless jack #homicidial liu #liu woods

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There is no justifiable reason to have children in the modern era. None. In twenty years, the Earth will be shitting itself on a daily basis due to unchecked climate change and whatever child I decide to put into the world would ask me why I did it knowing that I KNEW what was in store for them. "I wanted to experience the wonders of female anatomy", "baby fever", "you were an accident", "I wanted a little bit more of your father in the world", "it's a feminist act", "my bad, I thought everyone was catastrophizing", and my all time favorite "we need to have more people in the world to fix the issues caused by previous generations" are fucking STUPID and I wouldn't be surprised in the fucking least if they chose to kill themself afterward.

god let me overshare for a sec. for some reason my mother decided to have the children of some guy who was like dying already which obviously resulted in her ending up as a single mother with 30 mental illnesses who could barely feed us and was just a horrible mother altogether and i remember feeling the same thing like Why. why on earth would she do that. and once when i got brave enough i did ask her and she said "i just loved babies so much" and like. damn thats crazy u really created 2 entire humans whose life u ruined bc babies were just soo cute u couldnt help urself? thats so great im so honoured to be alive here on planet earth truly

#the fact that our father died from a genetic disorder his father also had just makes it extra funny. what do u do when ur husband is dying #from a disorder he inherited?#U gotta try to pass the disorder on!!!!#ask

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