Squonk
MY FAVOURITE CRYPTID!!!!!!! THE MOST PATHETIC WRETCHED LITTLE CREATURE EVER!!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!
IT SOBS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT IS UGLY!!! AND WHEN THEY鈥橰E SCARED THEY DISSOLVE INTO THEIR OWN TEARS!!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!
I AM THE NUMBER ONE SQUONK FAN NO ONE LOVES THE SQUONK MORE THAN ME!!!! THE PENNSYLVANIA PISS BABY!!!!!!!! 馃挅馃挅馃挅馃挅馃挅
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So Pennsylvania gets a unique cryptid, and it is hideously ugly and its power is super-depression.
...What else can I say, you know?
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who wanna hear about my possible encounter with legendary Pennsylvania cryptid The Squonk
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Taking a trip alone is something so out of my comfort zone, but I鈥檓 planning a trip to PA, hopefully before the end of the year, and I鈥檓 so excited by the thought alone. If I have any mutuals in PA who鈥檇 maybe like to start talking more and meet up on my trip, I鈥檇 love that so much.
Anastasia takes over NEPA 2024
Tell the Squonk he鈥檚 my new best friend and I鈥檓 gonna get him
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The Musical Cushion
The above illustration is sufficient to describe this decidedly clever novelty. This cushion is made so as not to invite suspicion from the most careful observer, the moment a person sits down on the cushion, a series of the most hideous noises imaginable is produced. The effect created with this novelty would be impossible to describe.
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Chimney: Why is Buck crying?
Eddie: Well... Buck has become obsessed with cryptids, and he has been researching about them and he just discovered the squonk.
Chimney: I still don't understand why Buck is crying.
Eddie: Sshh, it's almost coming.
Buck: *ugly crying* He thinks he's ugly and that's why he hides and cries a-and if you see him, he will dissolve in a pool of tears because he is ashamed of himself! *sobs and continues crying*
Eddie: * Rubbing Buck's back* sssh, sssh, don't cry mi amor.
Buck: * Shedding* He's from Pennsylvania, just like me!
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Awww, kitten is so fucking tiny! ...Wait, does that mean can play hide and seek in Companions clothes without them knowing? Like under Guardian's hat or even Blazer's jacket or etc?
Yes, yes they would
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Cryptids I made last year! Kickstarter in progress 馃コ
Plush Kickstarter here!
From left to right they are Squonk from Pennsylvania, Nightcrawler from California and Deerman from Oklahoma.
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Little brain: the adhd creature has four legs
Normal brain: the adhd creature has two limbs
Galaxy brain: the adhd creature is a Fresno nightwalker ( also the depression creature is a squonk)
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redrawing an oldie
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