#the best type of boyfriend

[nmzuka]

#polls #monster boyfriend #monster girlfriend #yes i know there are so so many I didnt included #cause it would get too complicated #i wanted to just keep it simple fffff #so sorry if I erased your fav #just pick whichever you'd like best out of the list #also I didnt want to just put merfolk #cause I was also thinking like #creature from Shape of Water type beings

[flore01]

Max Verstappen when his teammate takes the podium: 😬🙂🥱👍🏻

Max Verstappen when a Ferrari boy takes the podium: 😝🤗🤩☺🥳

#max verstappen has a type #the biggest tifosi there is #he would trade sergio's podium for charles #max #carlos and charles are a great trio #max: this is my boyfriend and my boyfriend's best friend #lol #f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #carlos sainz

[fantastic-nonsense]

people who want Talia and Dick to be nice to each other are boring. They've been dramatic and mean and petty about each other since the 70s, they're not going to stop now lmao

#dick grayson #talia al ghul #them being drama bitches about each other is one of the best things about their interactions tbh #I genuinely don't understand why anyone would want them to get along when Dick and Talia being the most bitter in-laws ever is way funnier #'I hate my dad's (ex) girlfriend so much' 🤝 'I will do anything to get rid of my boyfriend's kid' #and it's infinitely funnier than any other type of relationship they could have

[eff-plays]

I think Wyll is prettier than Astarion. There I said it. Astarion is more interesting certainly but mainly because Wyll is easier to look at. I just kick my legs and giggle whenever he's on screen. Mesmerized by him. Cannot tear my eyes away type shit.

#i desperately want to romance him but he's hard to find an angle on for an appropriately angsty romance that i enjoy #cuz he's so nice and well-adjusted it's like u deserve better than whatever creature i make for u king<3 #wyll keep trying tho he simply must be smooched asap #i think pally is my best bet tbh #like someone who's righteously angry at mizora #like feral abt how she's mistreating wyll #vengeance pally would be juicy i think but maybe barb could also work? hmmm #i did make a rogue drow just now who looks like the joker and i feel like that'd be a fun combo #i will keep thinking on it #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll ravengard #the problem with wyll is that he's not real and not my boyfriend #astarion type men are fun when they're fictional and you know you wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot-pole irl #but wyll?? i wanna kiss wyll. reader x wyll type shit. i think he can fix me<3

[faespacecritter]

POV you are the TV in the living room at the gay aliens house

#my art #fanart #solar opposites #solar opposites tervo #Tervo #korvo x terry #It is scientifically proven by science that boyfriend is the best type of pillow science claims #It's not only comfy but it's also cute as shit

[shallowrambles]

Look, I know Lisa’s behavior re: letting Dean, someone she hasn’t seen in nearly a decade, skulk around her child’s birthday party is best explained by him being The baby-daddy.

But here’s the rub: (1) the angels didn’t even sniff towards Ben and (2) Lisa is (relatively) honest. During the year Dean was actively with her, she would have likely told him. (Cause it’s no small thing.) Especially under The Truth curse where she ranted about the loss of loved ones/hunting. (My take: It’s a cheeky…red herring. Ben was hungry for a father-figure, and Dean’s relationship to him parallels Bobby Singer.)

So while it is a truth that would be kinder to Lisa’s behavioral health/motivations/etc, the latter plot points don’t support it. Yeah, I agree that it actually makes better sense as an initial explanation for her behavior in her intro ep. But these latter points transform her behavior’s root cause, leaning towards her as a (possibly chronic?) caretaker type of person.

We do see that she is caring! She’s got a caretaker persona from her first ep, driving her to help her neighbor. She’s a good friend! Because of the later plot points, we can assume this caretaker/gratitude aspect of her character is more the driver of her actions than hiding a paternity.

#i have a cousin who is a lisa #she’s always being uber caring in her off-time #she makes herself a part-time therapist for all manner of friends boyfriends etc #she’s so caring under she gets in The Situations where she has to put her foot down #but literally she is always in a Situation one way or another #she likes being a Helper #it’s how she’s wired #she can pick a damaged guy or girl out of a crowd to nurture it is Wild #my cuz is literally my bestie so i know i would get along w lisa #she over-extends herself #she’s a great orator when it comes to communicating boundaries #but there are so many C-minus lays that become Best Night of My life for her #and soooo many Best Years of My Life with Hreat Guys it makes me dizzy #she speaks with oozing kindness and with lots of exaggeration #like lisa #she swallows her real feelings to be The Cool Girl #she is chronically lonely #it’s a Type i know so well! #and i love her very much #she thinks bars and dangerous guys are So Hot but has no street smarts #she is more well off than us but always calling is in one of The Situations

[swmeltem]

He is so cute😊

#dylan o'brien #stiles stilinski #acting #best actor #movies #film photography #tv series #teen wolf #tyler hoechlin #tyler posey #wolf #zombies #mtv #handsome #boyfriend material #jungkook #bts army #my type

[katyspersonal]

1 Insight: Djura's third companion is Josef

15 Insight: Josef is just a cooperator variant of the NPC type 'Izzy's Successor', Djura's third companion is that corpse you pick Charred Set from

40 Insight: 'Djura's companion' might not even necessarily mean Powder Kegs. For example, Djura's Ally doesn't have any Powder Kegs weapons but is clearly included! Even then, there were multiple Powder Kegs, why just three specific ones? Maybe 'companions' refers to his polycule divorces closest friends or whatever. Could that mean Bestial Hunter who is from Oto Workshop (beta Powder Kegs workshop)? Could that mean Valtr since his weapon was made in Powder Kegs? Could that mean Izzy? Who knows!

60 Insight: Djura's third companion is an OC spot because developers forgor/had no time and we've been doing blue curtains effect this whole time

99 Insight: Djura's third companion is a Blood-Starved Beast that Djura's Apprentice fights with, they left Old Yharnam together and this one was poisoned with Ashen Blood all along and eventually turned

0 Insight: You've been fighting Brainsucker in Upper Cathedral Ward's corridor for too long lol

#eheheheh hehehegee e ehheheh #bloodborne #retired hunter djura #powder kegs #also yeah I know that BSBs are very likely female #but 1) not 100% solid and #2) basically djura said 'this is my boyfriend [djura's apprentice name] and this is my boyfriend's girlfriend [BSB's name]' #okay a cuter idea is that BSB and djura's apprentice were a couple and djura was an authority for both but also best friend #I don't know the right word for this type of relationship? like imagine if Maria and Adeline were also close to Gehrman while being a coupl #and he looked after both and cared a lot about both of them but not in third wheel way like in platonically involved way #'parental figure' is not correct when it is a couple and not like found/adopted siblings I think lol #but 'authority figure' is too emotionally distant term to describe what it entails #but yes you see what I mean! #I am pretty sure there is a good word for it and I am being like a guy that called aquarium a liquid zoo help fdhhdfsds #bloodborne headcanons

[abyssruler]

i love how scara’s eng va has a daughter. scaramouche dad girl agenda

#he’ll be the type to show up to all of his daughter’s recitals #tells her she’s better than everyone else there #definitely got in a fight with one of the moms bc he said their daughters are inferior to his #he’s so happy after ​his daughter punches a kid in school when they tried to bully her #can and will fight any potential boyfriends #he’s afraid of turning out like his mother so he compensates by doing his best to be there for every second of his child’s life #not exactly the best dad ever but certainly one of the better ones #scaramouche #genshin #ash talks

[8rujaa]

my therapist really saved me….

#tw abuse // tw sa #i can’t sleep bc i keep thinking about this. #like i probably would’ve not been here if it weren’t for her #i started seeing her january of 2023… my life has changed entirely since then and she was definitely the one who got the ball rolling #literally so much has changed since then and it’s all because of her #i was so dissociated during our first few sessions #thanks to her i was able to get diagnosed and medicated for adhd. i was able to realize i was in an abusive situation and plan a way out #i was able to focus on myself and my healing and she’s helped me reframe so much of my negative thinking #i was able to process a lot of emotions and become a better version of myself with each session #she’s truly incredible. #i remember the first comment she made about the relationship had been ‘’so it’s like there’s an imbalance of control in the relationship’’ #i had put my partners on such a high pedestal that i had no idea they could be doing anything wrong #and i asked her what she meant and she said ‘from what you’ve been describing it’s sounds like a strict parents and child type of dynamic’ #she told me they didn’t need to understand why i wanted to leave and they didn’t need to make that decision. if that’s what was going to be #best for me the only thing i could do is let them know my reasoning and simply leave. i didn’t need their permission.’’ #i remember being so confused at that realization bc like… i had been putting their emotions over mine the whole time i had forgotten simply #doing what’s best for me was an option… l #ever since then i’ve been putting myself first and it’s been a steady uphill from rock bottom… i’ve made an incredible amount of progress #when i first started with her getting out of bed and walking to the kitchen was incredibly difficult and took all my strength. #yesterday i conquered a mountain!!!!!!! i hiked all the way to the top!!!!! :D #me a year ago thought it was going to take me years and years to recover. as soon as i left i made leaps of progress #im incredibly proud of myself and grateful for her. and my reiki lady she’s also been a great great help. #the silver lining is i realized who really matters. and the relationships i cared about deepened. #my sweet virgo friend was the one who was always like ‘THATS A GROWN ASS MAN WHO CANT UNDERSTAND BASIC CONSENT???’ #LMFAO i would be like ‘but he has trauma and bla bla bla’ she looked me dead in the eyes and said #’jess you said with your last boyfriend that you would never make excuses for a man who was hurting you again. stop defending him.’ #she’s really a gem and i treasure her with my life. i hope she knows i love her. she’s family at this point #she’s also literally saved my life before (like deadass called 911 for help) #im glad i had the support system i had. that was a rough situation with so many layers and im glad i got through it #my 22nd year of life was by far the worst of my life and i don’t ever want to put myself in that situation again. im glad i learned.

[theinfinitedivides]

John saying in the Jan 30th press conference that Shah Rukh is not an actor anymore he's an emotion and so he (John) almost went in for a kiss several times during filming... i can die in peace now drape the pride flag over my coffin

#film: pathaan #pathaan #srk #shah rukh khan #john abraham #bollywood #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #YRF it seems i will not have to sue you after all #'[John speaking] the songs feature one of the most beautiful men and the most beautiful woman' #he knows!!! #they know!!! #also SRK calling their little group Amar Akbar Anthony... in reference to the '77 film... with Deepika as Amar and John as Anthony... #i almost cried i'm soft 🥺 #that and him saying he's open to coming back for Pathaan 2 were some of the best moments htg #anyway have we agreed that this is a polyam situation #i mean the 'this is my boyfriend and my boyfriend's boyfriend' type situation #bonus points if we include 'and my boyfriend's ex-boyfriend and his boyfriend but the ex is relative and they're all still dating' #bc yk i have the Kabir x Pathaan friends-with-benefits plot line set up and with the immortal Khalid plot line you can pry those two #out of my cold dead hands

[chodzacaparodia]

When he's cute, has green eyes, cares more about his friends than himself, is a cat lover and he is too good for this world and deserves everyone's love...

#I can't believe I've only just noticed the resemblance between my two husbandos #apparently my type is not just an emo boy #THEY are my type too #i love them so much #I seriously could marry them #they are so much boyfriend/husband material #chifuyu my beloved #chifuyu best boy #makoto my beloved #makoto best boy #chifuyu matsuno #tokyo revengers #makoto tachibana #free! #peke j #simping hours #simping for fictional characters

[a-wins-a-win]

unpopular opinion?? maybe?

Matt & Ivy have a really interesting dynamic!! both pre- and post-canon!! with or without romantic undertones!! either reciprocal or one-sided!!

and obviously it has to be handled with a particular level of care/respect BUT I think if we allowed them enough grace there is space to explore a really interesting possibility for that relationship.

#obviously Matt is not ENTITLED to Ivy - im absolutely not saying that at all #and he definitely did a lot of things extremely wrong and Ivy doesn’t HAVE to forgive him - she doesn't even have to *like* him #and in many stagings she actually doesn’t at all! even pre-canon she isn't into him on a *platonic* level - which i love for her #but I also think that - misguided & clumsy about it though he was - Matt is genuinely trying his best to see her as a person. #an idealized version of a person yes. but a person nonetheless. #which is what Ivy wants from Jason (and tbf he sees her as a person also but it’s an obviously different situation) #and while you can't force romantic compatibility (that was like. the whole point.) in some versions of the show they're not-quite-dating #- in varying types of “situationship” with varying levels of commitment. so it's not insane to me to say hey #maybe they need time to stabilize themselves and figure out who they are again after the events of the show. but maybe a couple years - #- down the line they reconnect and they're both in a better place & maybe this time it can all work out. #idk I think I just see a lot of people write it off entirely - and they’re well within their rights to do so don’t get me wrong #but I don’t think it’s fair necessarily to put them in the ‘doomed to fail’ category #wow okay I care about them as a pair more than I realised #tldr; give Matt & Ivy and their relationship dynamic the grace + complexity they deserve #mouse talks bapo #bare a pop opera #Ivy Robinson #Matt Lloyd #[as a side note - sometimes I think about queer Matt & transmasc Ivy & the interesting concept of their potential boyfriendism]

[freytful]

I appreciate that according to steam only 1.5% of people execute Matilda. Either she didnt do it or he deserved it!

#pentiment #''1% of people are completionists or did 'worst option' type runs'' sounds about right honestly #according to josh sawyer killing Mathilda is probably the best for the village - nothing happens other than that her boyfriend is sad - #but obviously. she deserved to kill the baron and nobodys gonna choose her.

[faultlessheart]

i’m rewatching saw iv again and rigg is genuinely one of the best characters i wanna cry

#daniel rigg is the best boy #yk he loves women #i want him to be my boyfriend so bad #hoffman and strahm just met as i was typing this #god i love the gays

[primatechnosynthpop]

you’re right the tim hortons apple fritter is delicious

I'm always right about tim hortons apple fritter

#unfortunately i can't give you any advice about coffee itself because i don't drink coffee #my boyfriend has a type of i think iced coffee that he always gets but i don't remember the specific name #and anyway i believe he once said it's only good about half the time #so maybe the coffee there really isn't the best. but i wouldn't know i just like the snacks #asks #electronicaerotica