#the creep deserved it

[noxcheshire]

HOT TAKE

But I like the idea of the phantom world being reincarnated into very unexpected people.

Like I still love the idea of Danny being Martha or Thomas.

Or Dani being another clone, or her being Damian, and Sam being Poison Ivy and or Martha, etc.

But I also like the unhinged nonsense of Sam being a clone in the dc world — ideally Kon, and Dani (or Dan) being Bruce, while Vlad is gasp Thomas Wayne.

HEAR ME OUT

JUST HEAR ME OUT

I just think the idea of Danny finding out that in an alternate world he married a nicer and age appropriate Vlad and had the son the guy has been demanding for so long in their world is hilarious.

The absolute mental breakdown that boy will go through: this is my son, and I love him, look at him go being a hero and kicking ass, but holy fucking Ancients above I fucked VLAD —

And on the other hand, can you imagine Bruce’s reaction? To his alternate mom being a sassy teenage boy, his alternate dad being an older guy ‘preying’ on this kid that absolutely HATES the guy, and being an absolute creep while his alt self **gestures to your choosing** is either a tiny girl menace or the biggest and meanest growling ghost that is BARELY tolerating being in the same space as the living.

But they also hate his alternate dad and would punch him into next week with Mom! Danny.

This man will being going THROUGH IT.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #batman #I’m kinda leaning into Tucker being Starfire #I just think he deserves to blast green powers #and also be the hottest girl he’s ever seen #I’m thinking maybe Jack Fenton is Dick Greyson #still debating on the others BUT DO YOU SEE MY VISION? #DO YOU SEE WHAT IM PUTTING DOWN? #GIVE THE ENTIRE DP SIDE OF THEIR UNIVERSE TRAUMA by seeing what they could be in an alternate world of themselves #Danny is going through it too #Vlad is not seeing the picture outside of the absolute joy he has at finally having a son that is just like Danny but without the clones #Vlad: finally! I have a son! And he has your blood Daniel! #Bruce: oh my god my dad is a creep #Sam judging Kon’s everything: you’re on thin fucking ice #she likes his fit but will fist fight him over what he eats and how he acts with his crush #Either Tim is Paulina or Valarie #Sam is judging Kon’s choices

[gwynfahr]

Sleeping position

Jordan Li x reader

Synopsis : You can't seem to fall asleep and keep accidentally bugging your lover throughout the night.

1:57am

"Jordan ? You awake ?" encased in your partners arms, in his masc form for the moment, your voice sounding loud despite the fact you were whispering in the night.

His answer came in a groan and a stir, telling you he was listening.

"Did we do the assignment for Brink's class tomorrow ?" your voice sounded anxious, and you clearly forgot you did it earlier with Jordan while watching an episode of Property Brothers.

"You thinking 'bout that in the middle of the night ?" muffled words came from your lovers whose head was located on the crook of your neck. "We did it two hour ago, babe."

"Oh. That's right, I forgot, sorry for waking you up, baby, go back to sleep." You were still wide awake, so you took it on yourself to help him fall back asleep, after all, you didn't have classes early in the morning tomorrow, while he did. Your hand slowly began caressing his hair and he groaned a bit at the soothing motion, grateful.

Ten minutes later, Jordan was back asleep and you still couldn't sleep. You didn't dare move too much as Jordan's body was litteraly flushed against your side and you really didn't want to wake him up, so you just laid in bed, eyes wide open, trying to understand why your brain wouldn't just fall asleep.

3:36am

An hour later, you got a cramp so painful that you jerked up harshly, moving your boyfriend with you. Your whimpers of pain were made to be silent in order to not wake Jordan up more than he already was, but it was too late.

"Babe, you okay ?" He asked, not quite awake, but definitely not half asleep anymore.

"I got a cramp, sorry." You answered, massaging your calf where the cramp hurt like a bitch. "Shit, that hurts..."

Jordan took your leg in his arms and gently massaged the area, figuring that, if he was awake, he must do something to help. Soon enough, the pain faltered to a reasonable amount. "That's better ?"

You nodded. "Yeah, I'm sorry for waking you again, you have classes tomorrow..."

"No it's okay, I was having a nightmare either way, so I should thank you for that."

"Really ? Do you want to talk about it ?" You took his hand, an expression of concern on your face.

"Meh, it's stupid." He said, and then suddenly, Jordan was sat in front of you in her female form.

"Nothing is stupid when it comes to nightmares baby, if you don't want to talk about it, though, it's okay, we can just cuddle until you fall back asleep." you proposed.

"That's clearly implying you won't sleep." Jordan said as you took a more confortable postion, laying back down, face to face on your sides.

"I wasn't sleeping before, but it"s okay, I don't have classes in the morning so, I'll be able to get back some sleep then. You have to wake up early though, baby, you need your beauty sleep."

"Please," Jordan snorted "I don't need sleep to look hot, and I've done worse than a four hours night of sleep. Why weren't you sleeping ?" she asked, hugging you close to her so her head was rested comfortably on your neck, caressing your head. Mechanically, you did the same.

"I think I forgot something, but I can't remember what, and it's bugging me. Ithought it was an assignment or somethng, but it wasn't that. Not a birthday either, not something school related, not an important date for us, not an appointment... I thought about everything and I can't remember." Somehow, explaining it to Jordan made it feel even more stupid, if you forgot something, then you'd remember at some point, no need to lose sleep over it.

Your girlfriend looked deep in thought.

"Maybe it's just your anxiety taking a toll on you. I know it hppens to me when I'm stressed. Just try to forget bout forgetting something and relax." She moved her hands to your back, scratching it softly in a soothing motion, making you giggle a bit at the tickles it created. "I mean, we could also fuck until we're both too tired and lazy to even think about anything, but I feel like you're not really in the mood." She joked a smirk on her face.

You genuinely thougth about it. Jordan was wearing one of your shirt right now, and she looked so hot in it it was criminal. Plus, you really wanted to sleep. However, you felt like the cramp would come back at any too suden moves or contraction of your muscles. "We could make out instead ? You look so hot right now that it's really hard saying no, you need to know."

Soon enough, the both of you were flush against the other, legs entangled, Jordan's hands on your neck as yours were messing with her hair (making it more toussled than it was before). Your mouthes moved in sync, gently, slowly, carefully, you had time, neither of you wanted to sleep anymore. You had to come up for air after some time, but you still found the breath to whisper to Jordan.

"I love you so much, Jordan. So so much."

"I love you too. So much" Was your girlfirend's answer, after a minute of silence where she kissed everywhere she could on your face.

You spent, maybe twenty more minutes making out, Jordan switching forms twice, settling in his male form. Finally, you bth stopped, out of breath. You looked in each other's eyes and Jordan whispered :

"We should try to sleep."

"You're right, it's actually crazy to see you be the responsible one on this relationship, though." You teased before cuddling again with your boyfriend, the forgotten thing plaguing your mind forgotten.

You both fell asleep peacefully ten minutes later.

_________________________________________

4:33 am

Rufus was still calling for help after you hung him on the american flag hamper in the main alley of God U, five hours earlier.

It seems you forgot about this entirely.

#jordan li x reader #gen v #gen v x reader #my looooove #R.I.P Rufus even though he's a creep #It's kinda rushed but I'm writing at 1am and am sleep deprived #Not beta we die like Brink #by deserving it #jordan li #jordan li fluff #jordan li imagine #jordan's my love and my life at the moment

[sterekmpreg]

Kate is a grown-ass woman towards a literal child because she is a crazy predator (and I’m tired of people not acknowledging it and Derek’s trauma from it):

Stiles defending Derek cause that’s his mans and Kate just so in the wrong:

Just a reminder: Kate Argent is a predatory bitch😐

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #derek x stiles #stiles x derek #sterek #stiles stilinski x derek hale #sterek pack #derek hale x stiles stilinski #sterek is real #sterek love #sterek meme #stiles and derek #derek and stiles #kate argent #I hate Kate argent #she a fucking bitch #She's is such a fucking creep #she deserves so much worse #Derek has messyad toxic relationships with woman after that because Kate fucked him up so much and I can't even describe the anger I feel #i absolutely hate it #I hope kate argent burns for eternity and it still won't be enough for what she deserves

[foreverfearlessred]

just read Logan’s statement

#my sweet baby angel too pure too precious for this world #I will avenge you baby boy #a side note but man does Logan sergeant really creep up on a girl #like he got me girlies with about 6 races to go last year all of a sudden I was team logie #he is the definition of deserving the world and it never goes his way and I hate that for him #like I totally get the decision Williams made and they had to think about their points #but what about me and my sanity and my son Logan #he’s two years younger than me but he is my son #anyways #currently going through it #currently working out how I can get from the UK to Australia to go give an American dude that drives fast cars round a track the biggest hug #logan sargeant #williams racing #williams f1 #f1 #formula 1 #aus gp 2024 #australian gp 2024

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

This boi gave me so many mixed feelings but damn can he just...have a second chance in the modern world without having Hayase's soul weighing him down? Can he just have a chance at living a happy life? Pls??

#to your eternity #kahaku #fushi #fumetsu no anata e #to your eternity kahaku #to your eternity fushi #my art #a e i o queue #ugly crying for a guy who was kinda of a creep #but he had his moments!!!!! #I just want him to come back as mizuha's cousin #who happens to look exactly like kahaku and goes by Haku #who isn't carrying Hayase's soul #would it still really be kahaku then?? idk but if there's a character in the show #that deserve to have their own life they can live as they please #its him. #and fushi.

[slyandthefamilybook]

the amount of American goyim who think they're allowed to justify what's happening in Israel and Palestine never ceases to amaze me. "I think they deserve it" "I think it's justified" cool no one cares what you think. When my grandmother with Alzheimers is killed by a Hamas rocket I'll be sure to tell my grandfather that a white American posted to their Instagram that they think shelling civilians is justifiable. That ought to help

#atlas entry #fucking creeps the lot of you #you get to sit in your coffee shop and tell me that according to you. you who don't know a single person in Israel or Gaza. that you know #what's justifiable. “Israel deserves to be attacked with rockets” why don't you live in Ashkelon for 6 months and then get back to me

[lobotomyladylives]

when I was 14 I was in an e-relationship that I didn't take seriously at all with a supposedly 19 yr old guy from australia and when I got sick of him after a few months I just sent a message saying "sorry I'm actually a 40 year old Irishman" then blocked him everywhere

#its so funny in hindsight #but he deserves it for trying to get with a 14 yr old at 19. creep #my post

[andy-clutterbuck]

LET HIM REST

#like damn #Rick Grimes #* #rg #now HERE'S someone who deserved a nice dinner a stiff drink and to be laid out every night so he slept like a rock #SHHHHHHHHHHH #Papa Bear is sleeping #excuse me but The Nose™ #michonne was experiencing some inner turmoil that's why she's awake #i would have just been staring at him like a creep #me: it's rick's naptime everyone go away #i'm putting a note outside his room and a note on the door for the ups man to not ring the bell #me as that pillow #THE SMUSHED NOSE #one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man #but today is not that day

[kismet-of-the-divine]

Look, I'm a horny degenerate as much as the next person, but can we not use a voice actors' hard work to make fucking AI generated audio smut????

It's so incredibly gross and fucked up.

Would you use pictures of someone to make AI generated porn??? no?? IT'S THE SAME THING.

Gods forbid if Neil saw the Astarion one that caused me to stop scrolling and write this post. Fuck, y'all, stop and think.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate #bg3 astarion #astarion #i listened to 5 seconds of it and felt so incredibly creeped out #like actually wanting to vom bro #please be better #we already don't deserve the BG3 voice actors

[sage-nebula]

Notes: One last little piece written for Wholesome Brothers Wednesday in the server I'm in, to soothe my own hurt feelings over my Tails figure arriving in the mail broken. ;_; Once again from a potential novelization of Sonic 2, though a little bit earlier in the timeline than the previous piece: this is the one in which names are exchanged, taking place about a day after they met.

Once again, Sonic is eleven, Tails is four.

- - -

Miles had never seen so many robots in his life.

That wasn’t saying much, he supposed, as he watched the blue hedgehog bust open another . . . motobug, he thought the hedgehog had called it. The casing snapped apart with a loud crack, and a ricky tumbled out onto the grass, dazed but otherwise unharmed. The hedgehog paused just long enough to make sure the ricky could sit upright before he took off again; Miles lingered behind just long enough to pick the ricky up and place it on a tree branch.

“Make sure to find a good hiding place, okay?” he said, and rubbed his finger atop the ricky’s head. “Just in case Dr Robuttnik comes back.”

The ricky stared at Miles with wide eyes before it turned and bolted higher up the tree. That was okay; Miles thought it understood what he was saying anyway.

With the ricky safe, Miles took off after the hedgehog again. By this point the hedgehog was a little blue dot amidst the sweeping grass of Emerald Hill’s landscape, but he was still easy to spot. With a whirl of his tails Miles took to the air, flying high above a monkey robot hiding in another tree’s leaves. Up ahead, the hedgehog sped along a corkscrew, running so fast he was able to stay on even as he ran on the underside of it, something Miles had never seen anyone do.

He was so cool! 

The hedgehog cleared the other side with an exhilarated cheer, and came to a hard stop on the grass. He spun on the ball of his foot so that he could look back the way he just came. Miles was just halfway over the corkscrew now, and starting to feel a little tired—but he wasn’t about to say that, not when the hedgehog had just done something so cool and was grinning so wide because he knew it.

Miles grinned back and flashed a thumbs-up—and then froze as something buzzed loud behind him.

The hedgehog’s grin was gone; his lips tugged down in a harsh frown, his eyes narrowed as he shifted his stance to run again. Any panic Miles might’ve felt at the idea that he had done something to upset him was dwarfed by the panic he felt at the ferocious buzzing behind him, and he whirled around to find himself staring right in the eyes of a giant bee robot.

Miles couldn’t help it—he screamed. Loud. And smashed the sole of his shoe right into the bee robot’s abdomen.

The bee robot crashed into the corkscrew hard enough to break apart; screws and springs and metal casing went flying in every direction as a dazed flicky was thrown free. The hedgehog crossed the corkscrew quickly enough to catch the flicky in cupped hands, and set the flicky down on the other side so that it could take a moment to recover in the grass. Miles flew over to join them, and as he landed, the hedgehog looked up at him with another wide grin.

“Good one, Tails! You showed that buzz bomber who’s boss.”

Miles blinked; surprise hit him hard enough that he forgot to keep his tails spinning, and he landed on the grass with a stumble. “‘Tails?’”

The hedgehog stepped back from the still-recovering flicky. His grin didn’t vanish, but he almost looked a little . . . nervous? . . . as he scratched the side of his nose.

“Well, yeah,” he said. “I don’t know what else to call you, and you’ve got two, so . . .” He shrugged.

A familiar sense of self-conscious embarrassment washed over Miles, and he clutched his tails to his chest. When he held them like this, they almost looked like one big tail. But as quickly as the sensation came, it faded. When he’d caught up to the hedgehog for the first time a day ago, to say thank you for the way he had helped Miles with the bullies, he had expressed shock at the fact that—well, first at the fact that Miles had been able to catch up to him, but then at the fact that Miles could fly. He was the first person Miles could remember who didn’t think his tails were weird or gross. He had said they were cool.

Miles let his arms fall, his tails swooping back behind him again. This hedgehog—this super cool, super fast hero—thought his tails were cool, so when he called him Tails . . .

“But if you don’t like that, that’s fine,” the hedgehog said, his tone as casual as his stance. “I just need something to call you, so—”

“No, it’s okay!” Miles said, and he spun his tails a little so he could lift up on his tip-toes. “You can call me Tails. It’s like a—like a nickname, right?” 

A nickname like what friends gave each other, from what he’d observed from other kids in the village. Not that he would go so far as to say the hedgehog saw Miles as a friend—he could only be so lucky—but he at least didn’t see him as a freak, and that was good enough.

The hedgehog laughed. “Yeah, exactly. And my name’s Sonic.”

It took only a second for Miles to remember where he’d heard that word before. “Because you’re fast?” he asked, and before Sonic could answer, added, “Because—because I read in a book that when mil’tary planes go really fast—” he made whoosh motion with his hand, like how he imagined a plane would look, “—they can make shock waves called sonic booms. But that only happens when they go really fast. Faster than the speed of sound.”

Sonic pressed his lips together tightly, his cheeks puffed. It looked like how other kids in the village looked when they were trying not to laugh, but unlike them, Sonic’s eyes weren’t mean. 

When his held back laughter subsided, Sonic said, “Kind of. I’m definitely fast, and Sonic means speed, but I wasn’t named after sonic booms.” He paused, then said with a wink, “Sonic booms were named after me.”

Miles’ eyes widened. “Really?”

Sonic nodded, the very picture of confidence. “Really.”

“That’s so cool!” This time the swift spin of his tails lifted him right off the ground, and Miles felt like he could fly higher than ever as Sonic laughed. “Wow, I hope I could have something cool named after me someday.”

Sonic shrugged. “Who knows? Maybe you will.” 

“You think so?”

“Sure, why not? Stick with me, and anything could happen.” Sonic paused, and flashed Tails another daring grin. “So long as you can keep up, of course!”

With that, he was off, blazing his path back across the corkscrew. His fatigue all but forgotten, Miles—no, Tails took off after, zipping along through the air behind him.

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #tails the fox #unbreakable bond #fic fix #at this point in time Tails legitimately thinks that Eggman's name is ''Dr Robuttnik''. he's not being snarky #Sonic had told him ''yeah this creep Dr RoBUTTnik has been trapping all these animals in machines'' #and Tails took him at his words. that's the guy's name clearly! he's only 4 he doesn't know any better #oh Tails. oh bby. it's ok Eggman deserves it #sth

[mandyfem]

TW: EXTREMELY SMUG TIM

Young girls are safe to be around older women because they are also female,baldy.

#radical feminism #gender critical #trans madness #terfblr #radblr #radical feminist safe #video #gender ideology #tranz moids #I cant with the way they talk- #he has crazy eyes #a man can be as “authentic” as he wants but he's still male and I deserve the right to not feel uncomfortable or get assaulted/creeped on

[piosplayhouse]

The mentions of protagonism in that Jiang Cheng meta post really got me thinking about just how hard scum villain works to push you out of and, in typical sv fashion, make fun of analysis that defaults to assigning morality based on a character's role as the protagonist or antagonist.

I mean, it spells out its subversion directly in the title: shen qingqiu, protagonist of scum villain, is the scum villain. And therefore, luo binghe, the one who ultimately kills him, is the hero. And shen yuan DRILLS this into the reader constantly-- binghe is the protagonist, so everything he does is justified, ESPECIALLY taking revenge on the antagonist. For as much as the story is about shen yuan trying to change his fate, he's blind to the fact that any of his actions could ever change the role he's been given in this life, as the unjustified, antagonistic scum villain. Everything he does is ultimately bad because he's the villain, everything binghe does is ultimately good because he's the protagonist! Simple!

Except it's not, because the reader can see sqq being kind to his disciples, binghe forcefeeding sqq demon blood. Their actions are so visibly contradictory to the roles sqq has assigned to them that it becomes comedic- and it's with this that scum villain introduces you to shen jiu: the true scum villain, a beaten and abused child, made bitter by being abandoned and determined to work his way up to the top to take revenge on all who wronged him. A character that even shen yuan, who hated him with such obsessive vitriol, couldn't help but feel deeply sorry for. That's because in the end, shen jiu is a parallel to binghe: the antagonist is the same as the protagonist, the protagonist is the same as the antagonist. They're both complicatedly, inexplicably, human characters.

#clarification that when i refer to binghe as good i really mean justified #i dont think sqq excuses all of his actions as morally righteous by any standards at all; but i do think he sees them as deserved #also not really related but i dont want to spam post lol i think its funny going into sv with the knowledge that its a #teacher/student relationship probably makes you think sqq's going to be a lecher or something and then you get into the book and hes like #tearing into sj because he thinks he was creeping on nyy; respectful to the hypersexualized female characters; genuinely just #wants the best for his students. shen yuan i love you #long post #scumbag self saving system #svsss #shen qingqiu #sqq #shen yuan #svsss meta #luo binghe #lbh #scum villain's self saving system

[gaydonweaver]

I was gonna do an actual rendered drawing with these palettes but I couldn't get it to look normal so have the silly doodle versions of them instead (+ some nice colour palettes below)

#random color palette #color palete challenge #I got the palettes from coolors dot com and they were surprisingly cohesive #the last pic hasn't been used yet I just liked how it looked #hivemind tv #riley savage #graydon weaver #quadeca #fanart #art by me #it says threat three times because they are a triple threat I'm so smart #dteam if they were actually funny and not creeps #just kidding #they deserve better than being compared to those guys 😁😁😁 #they being hivemind and quad obviously

[greygreyfruit]

Sanji might have some things from his past that make him struggle to believe he can be unconditionally loved... thankfully Zoro is there to remind him 💚💛

#zosan #drawing #fanart #one piece #references found on pinterest #i may have felt the cringe creep in while making this #but we are learning to be ok with cringey #be happy be harmless be cringey #sanji is just a hurt sweetie who deserves to be loved #i believe the quote is from @nozu? i was struggling to find the op 🙇 #zoro x sanji

[soshadysoquiet]

Grace Thoughts

Grace's transformation in tua is fantastic, and I'd like to talk about it, so I will.

S1. She's obviously created to be a specific image, but comes across as a well-loved doll, if a stereotypical doll nonetheless. She's clothed and pressed neatly and finely, respected and loved by the children she cares for, viewed as a member of the "management triangle" by Pogo and Reggie. She's kept limited (Lord knows Reggie loves to suppress) and not given free will that she's clearly capable of, but there's the sense that she's cared for and respected in her own problematic way, probably as much as Reggie is capable of (again, weird seeing S2, but we'll get there)

S2. Reggie clearly Does respect and value this Grace, they talk about sharing lives and he looks genuinely emotional. But in the original timeline he... remakes her as not a scientist, but a mother? Along with changing her accent which is a hilariously pretentious choice. Question is; did Reggie value her Scientific mind, or value her Nurturing one? She was able to form a strong bond with Pogo, teach him to do incredible things. Perhaps Reggie is so scientifically advanced that her scientific intelligence wasn't what impressed him, but her ability to nurture and teach was, a skill set Reggie decidedly does not possess.

OG Timeline: Did he construct Grace into Mother of the Year Every Year Ad Infinitum (in his mind, I actually don't think she's a perfect mom, but thank christ the kids had her.) because of respect for her natural nurturing ways as he saw her? It's still wrong that he created her at all in plenty of senses and removed bits of her personality to suit, but that is very Regginald of him. Also, what happened to OG Grace? We may never know...

Now, in the timeline spawned by the 60s: Grace grows to question Reggie, she never might have without Diego tipping her off, and also giving her some likely not-common-for-the-time-period respect. Her and Reggie face a fallout point, and we all know Reggie doesn't like to be questioned, disobeyed or not have things go his way and resorts to drastic measures.

So that leads us to, S3: For Starts: this Grace seems to have a very different physical appearance; compared to S1 and S2 her hair is less lustrous and more plainly kept, her clothes are less flattering and more basic. She seems less like an upheld stereotypical ideal and more like the slave that she truly is, negating any respect for her 'nurturing' or 'scientific' mind. Even the children have no love or respect for her. She's sidelined and the kids are actively cruel to her often.

So Reggie was so pissed off about Real Grace getting a reality check about him in S2 that he did her an even greater disservice when recreating her as a robot. Did he create her out of cruelty rather than misguided affection this time around, and spare her little other resources? Either way he was still obsessed enough with her to create her, even when we know there were other nannies (did these ones get offed by the Sparrow kids like the Brelly ones did? R.I.P the nannies). Either way, Grace was always going to be made.

Grace's transformation really shows us in yet another way just how sick, twisted and cruel Reginald's mind is. If they try to make him 'nice' and 'redeemable because it was all for love' in S4 I will flip a table.

#What version will Grace take in S4? #Is she even in S4? #I'd like there to be an army of Graces #All service work jobs are Graces #Everyone has a personal Grace-o-tron #There's just one Grace and Reggie is building her like a creep in his lab somewhere his wife doesn't know about #tua #the umbrella academy #Grace deserves better #She has a fantastic wardrobe in S1 tho oh my #I have so many thoughts on this show and I will not be stopped.

[hatkuu]

Yknow you can do that job of being a nude model for artists in Domus Street?? Now I want artist kylar and his personal model

Stay in some real lewd pose for hours for kylar to draw you!!!

YEYEYEEYEYESSSS!!!

this. im sorry but pc posing in a chair while kidnapped is NOT enough. like. him drawing you in the park is verryy cute but... not lewd at all :(

hnnnn maybe artist! kylar who just so happens to have been extremely obsessed with you in highschool finds out you do nude modeling and COMPLETELY books out your schedule. asks you to come to his manor... for foreground and background purposes, ofc!! your meeting is very awkward. you comment that kylar looks the same as he did in highschool and he just. stares at you like :)

gets very jealous if you model for ANY other artists. wants you to be his perfect lil muse that does sexy poses for him.

i think it'd be super funny to watch kylar struggle at drawing a tiddy or some fabric on your body that just isn't sitting right. you're watching him berate himself for not capturing the full extent of your beauty like ".........um" and he's almost in tears.

(sidenote: will we ever get a kylar sketchbook tour in game????? i will riot for this. why do they sometimes slam their sketchbook shut??? what is the lil creep drawing VRELNIR???)

#artist kylar hnnn #gets commissioned by all the local creeps because his anatomy is THAT good from drawing your body THAT much #hatkuuasks #artist and muse is one of my FAVOURITE tropes. nonny you deserve a SMOOCH for this one #mwah. #kuuskylarposting