#the cuteness is a lie

[blackrose700]

Deltarune: The importance of Love

Alright, so I have been thinking about Deltarune for quite a while now. It got me to start thinking about Ralsei’s strange behavior during Chapter 1 and Chapter 2, because something isn’t right about him. Especially when he said about him not knowing what being Ralsei-like is during the swan ride.

Then it immediately hit me as to what he just said, because we don’t know what it is like to be Kris. We are pretending to be someone else just as much as he is pretending to not be his true self. Ralsei is trying to trick us into doing the pacifist run by manipulating our love for the nostalgia of the Undertale world against us! If we do a pacifist run, we might end up destroying the world instead of saving it, because we weren’t aware of what Ralsei is doing to us.

You may be wondering why I am mentioning this to begin with. Well, after we defeated King in Chapter 1. Ralsei was foolish enough to heal them, and this almost got Susie and Kris killed because of his nativity. This behavior of his only gets worse during Chapter 2 when we saw how he treated Kris and Berdly. Ralsei wanted us to ignore Kris’s well-being after we defeated Spamton, and then he didn’t bother to heal Berdly when there was a possibility of him being seriously injured. ( His arm will be injured if the player doesn't save him from the wires. ) This FUCKING goat didn’t care about their well-being at all, and you expect me to love him when he treated Berdly and Kris like that! HELL NO! What he did was the cruelest thing I have ever seen in my life.

And he is supposed to be the one who represents the “kindness” soul. Don’t make me laugh, because Ralsei didn't know what true kindness looks like until he saw Susie showing her kindness towards Kris by saving them from King. 

It is also extremely suspicious as to why the weird route wasn’t a choice for us until Noelle appeared, because Ralsei keeps trying to push us towards the pacifist route. He doesn’t use his fire magic in a battle despite him knowing how to use it. DO NOT TRUST RALSEI! I REPEAT DO NOT TRUST HIM!

If you want to save Kris and the others from their horrible fate. You need to make the ultimate sacrifice, because everything is in reverse now. You need to show them what true love is by risking it all. This means that you have to make them hate you in order to save everybody from the Angel’s Heaven. The player is definitely the true villain of this story, since you are being forced to control Kris’s body against their will. You are trying to pretend to be Kris. You took everybody they care about away from them. You took their save point, and their castle town just by existing in their world. You took everything away from them, and you expect them to be your friend. No! Absolutely not! This is not your story, because this adventure is meant to be for Kris. They need to learn how to be independent from you, as they aren’t a little kid like Frisk.

Deltarune is going to be a story about taking risks, since all of the kids in hometown including the vessel are teenagers. Teenagers usually try to do risky things, because they want to be independent from their parents. It’s time for us players to do something extremely risky, since we shouldn’t listen to Ralsei nor their so-called “legend”. That goat is hiding important information from us, and it can't be ignored.

#deltarune #deltarune theory #spoilers #ralsei #berdly #kris dreemurr #deltarune ch2 spoilers #deltarune ch1 spoilers #The goat is a lie #king deltarune #the cuteness is a lie

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game?! #6 Made in Blender with ACNL Assets. outfit design #1 is by @anipeitz and the kimono is from ACNH + this artist on pixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/43898960

#pokemon #animal crossing #retro #cute #animation #blender #lowpoly #vulpix #valentines day #i wont lie i forgot valentines day was coming and worked that into the script last second. i think she turned out great tho :D

[nartothelar]

not identical anymore U-U

#also this post is a lie bc I actually like the short cropped hairstyle and think it’s cute on emmet skkss #submas #emmet #kudari #elesa #elesa pokemon #pokemon #pokemon fanart #fanart #tw eye contact

[sarcasticassian]

one day in Family Video Robin and Eddie are talking about films, some gay, some not and Steve is half listening but he eventually decides to join in because hey he’s watched a film with a gay couple in it before so that counts right? He tells the others this, feeling quite proud of himself and they both look kinda incredulous and so Steve, feeling helpful, is like I’ll go find them hang on, we should have copies

and Robin is dumbfounded because the only gay movie Family Video, because it’s right there in the name this place is mainly for families, have is The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Robin is pretty sure that’s because Keith didn’t know what he was ordering in because he admitted he’d never seen it but her and Eddie watch Steve trot off to the sci fi section, sharing confounded looks and waiting for him to return in silence

Steve comes back clutching three tapes to his chest and proceeds to drop the Star Wars trilogy onto the counter in between Eddie and Robin, he looks so proud of himself as he leans into Eddie for a moment blinking his big cow eyes at him, like he’s waiting for approval, Eddie decides for once in his life to keep his mouth shut until he’s figured out just what he’s supposed to say

Robin has no such qualms though and just states a fact for them all ‘this is Star Wars, Steve’, ‘yeah! kinda crazy, right?’, ‘sorry, where is there a gay couple in Star Wars? I know you and Dustin watch them a lot but I feel like I’d have noticed’, Steve’s expression drops slightly and Eddie feels so bad because Steve looks like a sad sad puppy and Eddie wants to wrap him up in a giant cuddle

‘are the robots not gay?’ is what softly breaks the momentary silence that has settled between the three of them

‘they sure are’ Eddie blurts out, determined to keep Steve happy and it works because a smile blooms across Steve’s face again and he nods to himself, leaning against Eddie again instead of on the counter like he normally would, Robin stares and Eddie narrows his eyes and then she’s nodding along too, ‘oh yeah, yeah, how could I forget about those funky little guys? they’re definitely married’

and the conversation moves on, Robin recalling Steve and Dustin’s nerdy handshake which makes Steve press his face into Eddie’s shoulder to hide his burning cheeks when Eddie crows in delight and they only send each other a little smirk the next time the Party is watching Star Wars with them and 40 years down the line Eddie sends Steve a tweet about R2D2 and C3PO having gay vibes and Steve starts cackling in the middle of his 9th graders history test and they all demand an extra five minutes because he distracted them all

#steddie #stobin #platonic stobin #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #steveddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #blah blah blah lets not gender robots #but I don't think steve was thinking of that #and r2d2 and c3po are married lets not lie #he'd think it was cute #wait till steve sees Finn and Poe in the sequels #*insert b99 holt 'VINDICATION!* #Steve in the cinema seeing that star wars is still gay as hell

[sootsz]

the only duo ever

#charlie slimecicle #qsmp #qsmp Brazil #baghera #ITS CUTE THO #blatant lie they b making everybody a duo these days #and the best part is that you can literally see them being the only ones signing #in like half the karaoke videos posted #they truly went hard

[heartorbit]

WHEEEEEE

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #i drew this insteabd of payong attention to class. Sorry. #And am posting it while i wait for the bus. I ha e sleey disease #SLEEPY. #emu otori from um . fortntie #Rhebusihesjehr THE BUS IS HERE BYYE #edit ok im back waiting for my transfer BROTHER. THE ANNIVIERYUAEYH it got me so fucked up prsk you crazy son of a gun #I THINK THE NEW OUTFITS ARE RLLY CUTE MIKU SOOOO KITTY #im almost done with all of my commsni dont think i will open them again this semester. or next. summer. Im sho tired #my assignments r fun but theyre like big. Theyrbe large #my prof said he was gonna make us make fur/sonas for an assignment hut didnt want to get fired. dont be a coward #proseka autism is killinng me i cant lie WHY IS DARKNESS FESTA TIERING SO FUCKING CRAZY #IVE NEVER EVER SEEN THE 10K CUTOFF REACH A MILLION POINTS ON EN. USUALLY WE SLACK SO HARD. COME ON #im so sleepy and have things to do please sotp it AND CURTAINCALL IM GONNA BE SICK I CANT TRHJNK ABOUT IT

[riveluart]

When they finally get out of the Ever After

#ally cat doodles #my digital art #fan art #rwby spoilers #rwby volume 9 #rwby volume 9 spoilers #rwby comics #rwby #bumbleby #bmblb #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #lie ren #nora valkyrie #qrow branwen #oscar pine #emerald sustrai #I’ve never drawn Oscar before look at that little guy he’s so cute

[kristiliqua]

missa is so cute wtf wtf ,,,,,,,,

#DEATHDUO HAVE MY HEART FRRRRR they r so #second image is literally missa for the entire time he was with phil for the second time LMAO #DEATHDUO R SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT its unfair #why is bro such a wet cat /pos #(low quality bc these r literally screenshots i aint gonna lie LMAO) #missasinfonia #qsmp missa #missa fanart #missasinfonia fanart #qsmp fanart #qsmp #qsmp philza #death duo #philza fanart #philza #philza mcyt #qsmp missasinfonia

[emboiranna]

Just Frenchie enjoying his soup, just because.

#he looks so cute eating his noodle soup... #i won't lie and say this isn't a weird gif set #but I just felt like doing it #weirder things have been done... #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #frenchie #such great contributions am I making for the fandom #my stuff

[megabuild]

its really funny to me that charlie slimecicle is going through a 2000s disney channel movie in real life on here where he was a "weird nerdy guy" who did literally nothing except take off his glasses and ruffle his hair up a bit and now everyone is shocked he was "secretly hot the whole time"

#mine #not criticising btw. well maybe a little. but he is kinda cute i cant lie

[skunkes]

Forgot i have trouble drawing smunker traditionally

#+ thats why he's never in here! #a doodley #furry art #also thats a lie i only have 1 alvvays cd...erick might give me the one he got and i gotta buy the last one 💕 #alsooooo i kinda wanna buy a pink denim jacket for my ken shirt fit...id look so cute ^_^ #im 5 seconds away from buying a malibu font ''K'' necklace. but i didnt say that

[borgchip]

Some Barbies from 2023 back before the movie came out

#i decided im prob never gonna finish the rest but itd be a shame to let these lie yk #ch.art #st voyager #kes #i did have unfinished seven n charlene and janeways #but oh well #charlene was rlly cute...

[willowser]

noooo, because you're sitting with touya's daughter one day after school, coloring in your classroom to pass the time since he called earlier to tell you he was running a teeny bit late, and out of the blue she says,

"my dad calls you my pretty teacher."

and — you've met him a few times, enough to no longer be intimidated by the aura he wears so well, with the tattoos down his arms and up his neck, the piercings in both ears and each nostril. you learned very quickly that he's a softie, under the exterior, especially for the little girl sitting across from you.

you feel your cheeks warm, but you try not to draw attention to it. "oh, does he now?"

"yeah," she says simply, scratching at her chin before picking out another color for the box between you. "he also asked me if there was a mr. pretty teacher, but i told him i didn't think so because nobody brings you flowers ever."

and — your cheeks heat again, but now because you can't believe the little kids in your class have noticed how single you are. you're a bit stumped on what to say to that, especially when the room door swings open and touya is stepping in, a little out of breath, a red-haired boy sitting on his shoulders,

— with a very small, ribbon-tied bouquet of sunflowers in his tiny hands.

#i am now obsessed with the idea of 2-kid father touya skfhskalal #he takes the flowers from his son and is like — yeah kid wanted to bring you these or whatever idk #HE'S SO CUTE ??? BYE #and his daughter goes — dad ! he's not old enough to buy flowers don't lie ! #amfbekejakal #cw children #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #✿ theme: dad dabi/touya

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

LNC: JESS MARIANO edition

#lnc jess mariano edition #jess mariano #gilmore girls #milo ventimiglia #jessmarianoedit #gilmoregirlsedit #lawful neutral chaotic #lnc sets #lnc #my gifs #* #has this been done with Jess yet? #idk I haven’t seen it #he’s all of these <3 #the chaotic cute for telling a big fat lie immediately after saying good relationships are all about saying the truth might be #my favorite one 😂

[the-midnight-sugar1]

I may or may not be getting really into this whole RaPomzel idea…

Credit for the name goes to @dayseedrawz2 it’s a cute name, well done!

#I won’t lie #this is made of like 2% spite cause my coworker asked why I wasn’t doing anything with my degree #I’ll do something with my degree #I’LL MAKE CUTE FANART WITH MY DEGREE #WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO STOP ME #MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #showtime tadc #tadc showtime #tadc caine #tadc pomni #caine x pomni #pomni x caine #long hair pomni #rapomzel #repomzel au maybe? #I’ve got ideas that won’t let me sleep #my demons demand an audience

[moliathh]

The Japanese VA of Alucard (Jouji Nakata) and Integra (Yoshiko Sakakibara) just met on the set of JJK and they greeted with the line of Alucard and Integra greeting at the ending of Hellsing:

"Welcome back"

"I'm home"

SOURCE:

(1st pic): explaination tweet

(2nd pic): Jouji Nakata's tweet

#hellsing #alutegra #alucard hellsing #integra hellsing #alucard x integra #alucard #hellsing ultimate #i am very normal rn trying not to scream #hellsing was such a cultural reset #its cute that the VAs got attached to their role #alutegra canon bc the VAs said so #just lie down to breath this is a bit too much for me to handle #this is the cutest thing EVER