#the delulu is deluluing

[achaiapelides]

Can we, as the Shadowhunter fandom, just collectively ignore that Christopher died in Chain of Thorns and move on as if that never happened? As in Christopher survived for whatever reason and everyone is happy? Is this too much to ask?

#the shadowhunter chronicles #the last hours #christopher lightwood #kit lightwood #gracetopher #grace x christopher #cassandra clare #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thorns #the delulu is deluluing

[iravesh]

My Beloved ; Bride.

He walking and grab your hands. Looking at you like there's no way to see another. He kissed the back of your hand and smiled. The grin of happiness on his face shows how much he loves you.

"do you want to be mine forever?" He said while looking at you. His gaze is sincere, looks warm and sweet. You smiled and stroked his cheek.

"for what?" That's what you said. He was a little confused but finally answered your question.

"for being my lover, my wife and my world until my last breath."

"are you sure?" You pulled your hand from his grasp, your gaze didn't look happy.

He was shocked. His face, which was originally smiling, suddenly fell silent and swallowed nervously.

"yes, of course."

"so, will you marry me?"

"to be what?"

"my bride." After he said that, you stood up. Your smile is sweet, but it hurts. He still remained confused and shocked.

"i will say yes."

Rafayel feeling moved, his heart was beating fast. But you're not done yet.

"to be your bride." You turned around and started to shed tears. His face was confused again and he stood behind you with his hands starting to get cold. "but not to be your goodbye."

"..."

"I remember that moment, i remember every word you said, i remember your cry, i remember how you easily made me forget all the memories we went through, i remember how much it hurt when you have to go. and i also remember how you said..."

"Goodbye, my beloved bride."

"I REMEMBER IT ALL, RAFAYEL."

"then why have you been pretending to forget everything?"

"THAT'S YOUR WISH."

His heart felt like it had been stabbed by a knife many times, the pain hit him and made him fall limp in front of you. As if he had no enthusiasm to continue his life, he sobbed uncontrollably. Felt guilty as he continued to hit his chest which felt tight.

"but, you still choose me. cause i know, you can't live without me."

"???" Rafayel looked at you again, saw you squatting in front of him and kissing his lips gently.

"i will always here, and i want you to promise me.."

"you will never say that again."

He hugs you. Very.. very tightly as if not wanting to let you go for the umpteenth time. All he wants is you and always you. "i will."

"can you repeat again?"

"will you marry me?" He bent one knee and took out a beautiful blue gem ring from his pocket. "yes, I do." He put the ring on your ring finger with a smile. then stood up and hugged you tightly, he also kissed your lips gently.

#delulu #love and deepspace #the delulu is deluluing #lovesigned #rafayel #rafayel love and deepspace #rafayel x reader #rafayel x you #rafayel x y/n #rafayel x mc

[maraudersoncrack1981]

WE'VE GONE TO FAR, GOOGLE EVEN THINKS BEN BARNES IS SIRIUS, WE'RE SO DELUSIONAL GOOGLE BELIEVES US

💀💀💀💀💀💀

#marauders era #marauders #the marauders #dead gay wizards #seaksmoc #sirius black #ben barnes is sirius #ben barnes #sirius business #sirius orion black #sirius black is a fucking icon #sirius being sirius #WERE SO DELUSIONAL #the delulu is deluluing

[classificationhell]

So it's most likely not going to happen in the fic I am writing for him, but imagine Mourningstar's delusions go so hard that he genuinely believes that you are his babygirl, and not in the adopted way. Like in order to help him heal more his brain decided to fabricate that everyone died that night except you. You were taken from him, but not by death. The angels must've taken you and then sent you back down once he proved he wouldn't lift a finger to help those filthy sinners ever again.

Even if you look completely different, even if you insist you don't remember this man he's so sure in his delusions. Of course you don't remember him you were just born when it happened that's why you look at him like he's a stranger, oh babygirl he's so sorry he missed so many important milestones for you. He wonders why the angels didn't tell you about your Daddy, but it's alright he'll tell you all about your family and about memories he has of you as a baby.

It all makes so much sense now! Angels wouldn't be so cruel as to murder his entire family. The reason he didn't make a grave for you was because he couldn't find your body, and a small part of him held hope that you were alive somewhere. The reason why Charlie's nursery only had the one crib was because him and Lillith had decided to co-sleep with you in their bed, yes, yes, it's all so clear! He must've been so deep in his grief he had momentarily forgotten, oh babygirl he's so sorry but he remembers everything now!

He will tell you all about the day you were born and how excited Charlie had been for a sibling. He'll tell you about how she used to play dress up with you and read you her favorite stories and how you'd giggle. He'd tell you about how he used to make you watch in wide eyed wonder whenever he'd use his magic around you.

What you aren't his second daughter and you came from another family? Oh honey, the angels must've kept you in a state of sleep and you dreamed the whole thing, shhh, don't get upset now, Daddy's here, and he'll help you remember the real truth about your past. Poor thing you must be so confused, don't cry Daddy's here now.

For those of you who have no idea who this unhinged man is allow me to introduce him to you. Essentially he is Lucifer if Lillith actually attempted to form a legitimate army to take down heaven due to the extermination and as a result was punished by the angel of death taking away his wife and child. He becomes more and more secluded and insane in his grief until he finds an Omega Little regressed, being chased by an exorcist (in my fic), crying out for their Daddy and he saves them and becomes immediately attached and regardless of pronouns or actual gender he calls them his babygirl or princess. He is unhinged and delusional but truly does love them.

#random rambles #lucifer mourningstar #yandere #yandere lucifer #yandere hazbin hotel #the delusions are delusioning #delulu #the delulu is deluluing #unhinged Lucifer #this is what happens when im tired #memes #hazbin hotel memes #classificationhell #classification hell au #lore adjacent #someone write this #but seriously if someone wants to use this go ahead #hazbin hotel au #lucifer memes #unfunny memes

[mysterygrl20]

no im not thinking about how joongdunk has matching gucci couple watches that were gifted on each others 23rd birthdays and them wearing it together.

[dunk’s 23rd 011023, joong’s 23rd 100324, their little date]

#joongdunk #joong archen #dunk natachai #the delulu is deluluing #thai actors #thinking about this a totally normal amount

[lunar-racing]

So to follow up me rewatching Team Torque ep 2

I just realized they put a cut between Alex saying the part where ‘I have a question from a fan’ and then him asking my question

Therefore

He definitely tried pronouncing my name but utterly butchered it to the point they had to cut it out.

ALEX IS RIGHT WE NEED THE FULL UNCUT VERSION OF ALL THE PODCAST EPISODES NOW

I NEED TO KNOW HOW BAD HE BUTCHERED MY NAME

#IM NEVER GETTING OVER THIS #I WILL NEVER GET OVER HIM BUTCHERING MY NAME #OR THE FACT I WAS TECHNICALLY FEATURED ON TEAM TORQUE #the delulu is deluluing #f1 #formula 1 #nhl #formula one #logan sargeant #alex albon it’s on sight #🌙 rambles!

[cupcakeinat0r]

Ppl prolly think I’m pursuing this singing degree cuz I wanna be famous or whatever, like, no, I’m doin it cuz ik Miguel wants me to sing lullabies to our kids.

u will not catch me going flat while singing to my child, don’t play.

#the delulu is deluluing #miguel o'hara #across the spiderverse #atsv

[rosenthalsgirl]

Am I the only one who can't bring themself to get too invested in Nate Mann and his career and such because I can't bear with the fact that he isn't really a WWII pilot but a real, living, working, modern-age person, or are we all sinking into insanity?

#mota #rosie rosenthal #nate mann #im insane #i should sleep #i love him #hbo war #appletv please pay for my shrink #the delulu is deluluing

[revolutionarywig]

Back when everyone in 90s China wore turtlenecks-

#汪锋 #鲍家街 #if u see this jj or ange hi yeah i drew band music people im in deep now #the delulu is deluluing

[rainbowdonkee]

Went to confirm it with my two eyeballs and yes!! Aniplex of America really did change their header!!! LITERALLY trying to not scream at work!!! 😭

I hope this is the tease for the anime they announced back in Oct 14 2021 which BTW it's been 825 days of ZERO news!!!

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst anime #aniplex #I NEED THIS IDC ABOUT FANDOM DISCOURSE GIVE ME MORE MALLEUS AND ROOK CONTENT #aniplex of america #ツイステ #ツイステッドワンダーランド #the delulu is deluluing

[iravesh]

9 PM, Linkon City.

Zayne had just returned from work and came in a little short of breath because he was tired. He saw you asleep on the sofa and approached you slowly, he looked at you gently and caressed your cheek.

You woke up, seeing the figure you were waiting for had arrived. With your eyes still slightly closed, you stroked his cheek and pulled Zayne's tie.

You : "i miss you.."

Zayne : "is that the reason why you pulled my tie?”

You : "I didn't mean it, it's because I wanted to say it slowly. otherwise, snowie will be jealous."

You pointed at the snowman on the nightstand. Zayne just realized that there were two empty cans of alcohol on the table. He shook his head slowly then lifted your body.

Zayne : "so, someone is waiting for me but she is also drunk."

You : "did you forget? tomorrow is our one year wedding anniversary. that's why I celebrated it, usually you come home at 7 but because I've been waiting for a long time you didn't come, I celebrated it alone."

You were ready to cry, but before that happened Zayne kissed your lips as he laid you down on the bed. There was a small smile on his face before he pulled the blanket over you.

Zayne : "that's tomorrow, but you're drunk today."

You : "hehehe"

Zayne got up to take off his tie and change clothes, he was too tired to shower so he only intended to change clothes. however, he looked back realizing you undress and remove all the cloth from your body, you are naked. His eyes heated up as did his cheeks, he looked away then cleared his throat.

You : "i haven't showered yet, will you take a shower with me?"

Zayne : "i.. hmm.."

You : "come on."

He approached you and holding your hand, you two walked into the bathroom and you turned on the shower. he set the warm temperature to be comfortable when bathing.

You : "why are you like a tomato? Your whole face is red."

Zayne : "you are drunk, a person's vision can be wrong when they are drunk. i'll give you hangover medicine after this."

You : "i'm not drunk anymore, i know someone is blushing now."

You put your arms around his neck and looked at him under the warm water. he hugged your waist and looked at you intensely. a spark of passion coiled around the two of you.

You : "Zayne.. i.."

Zayne : "..."

Without warning, Zayne corners you against the wall slowly and presses his body against yours. You can feel his warmth, he touches your cheek and down your chest. his every touch drives you crazy, he kisses every inch of your body and licks your nipples gently.

You : "mmh.. zayne, i.."

Zayne : "you made me.. sorry.."

You : "i-i mean, don't stop."

Zayne glanced, he continued his activities. driving you crazier and crazier, your hands tangling in his hair as he reached your beautiful spot. After licking it several times, he stood up straight again and looks at you, whisper something to you.

Zayne : "if we shower at this time it will be useless, so choose whether you want to shower or me?"

You : "i can have both if i want to, but i choose only you."

Zayne : "i don't like water distrub you and me right now, can we move? to bed.."

You nodded, letting him carry you and head to the bed. he lays you down slowly, opening your crotch wider and looking at you from below. he went back to licking your beautiful spot and inserted his finger slowly.

Zayne : "In the world of health, warming up is very necessary so that our body's nerves and muscles are not shocked when we do the core part."

You : "stop discussing about the world of health, just fuck me."

Zayne : "as you wish."

He finished with his fingers and slid his own inside you. Your body seemed to be shocked and jolted strongly, he gently caught your body and hugged you tightly. he stopped, felt guilty because he saw you sighing in pain.

You : "don't stop, i'm okay.."

Zayne: "Are you sure?"

You : "Zayne, i love you."

Zayne : "you know that i always adore dan love you more."

He started moving again after you nodded and kissed him. you spent the night with courtesy and warmth, also you rubbed his head and enjoyed his movements.

You : "ahh.. mmh.. ahh.."

Zayne : "call my name."

You : "mmh.. why should i do it? ahh.."

He thrust his cock deeper, swinging quickly and satisfyingly. Hearing your moans getting louder, he also becomes more enthusiastic about taking his cock out and inserting it.

You : "AHHH.. ZAYNE.. MMHH.."

Zayne smirks. He was satisfied hearing the call of his name from her sweet lips, before finally he kissed you and hugged you again. He also whispered.

Zayne : "You look more beautiful right now."

#zayne #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace #zayne x you #zayne x y/n #zayne x reader #zayne smut #loveanddeepspace smut #smut #the delulu is deluluing #delulu #warning #18+ only #18+ blog #18+ content

[chanstopher]

i’m like 99% crying from laughing at how hilarious this is but like 1% i’m like oh god no please don’t break up with me actually

#the delulu is deluluing

[classificationhell]

Not sure if this has been asked before, but how would Mourningstar react if reader died? Would losing ANOTHER child finally push him past his breaking point?

Oh dear god..... (how dark and I love it and hate it at the same time lol) (Also if y'all wanna reply whether you liked this I'd be stoked because I don't usually go this hard or dark >.>)

Look, it can go one of two ways

(WARNING DARK DISTURBING CONTENT AHEAD! WITHOUT SPOILING TOO MUCH IM GOING TO JUST SAY DEAD DOVE AND GENOCIDE)

(Above should be a page of issue number 9 of Batgirl 2009 if I am not mistaken, i honestly dont know for sure i specifically looked up batgirl 2009 issue 9 marvin though) He doesn't see you as actually being dead. You just can't be dead. You're just tired because of the incident, or whatever it was scared you so badly that you became mute. Any smell you do or dont emit he can chalk up to your scent changing or stopping, which, while rare, can happen, but oh don't worry darling, he'll still love you and your scent, or lack thereof, no matter what. Also, don't worry about you being unable to talk anymore he'll fill the silence or just cuddle you.

Fortunately, I don't think decay works the same way for sinners in hell. Headcanon is actually that unless a body is burned or eaten, it will remain intact indefinitely. There may be some smell, or the scent might disappear completely, but it isn't completely heinous. Point is he's keeping "you" cleaned and dressed and chalking your unresponsiveness up to trauma from the incident if he stares at you long enough without blinking or looking away he can definitely see you're breathing so you're not dead. You. Can't. Be. Dead. You're obviously just too traumatized to eat, or maybe he fed you already. Ah, yes, silly Daddy, you ate your blueberry pancakes this morning because they're your favorite, and you're too full for lunch. He'll spend hours talking to you about anything and everything or just cuddling. You don't move away or anything, so he knows you like it. Everyone else, including heaven, better pray to all that is holy or unholy that he doesn't ever come out of his delusions. "You look so pretty today babygirl. I love that dress on you! The color looks so well against your skin. You look like such a doll darling. Daddy's pretty little doll~"

Option 2:

He knows and he is completely enveloped by an all consuming rage. Heaven won't have to worry about an extermination ever again because Lucifer will purposely murder each and every sinner already in existence or those yet to fall. The pride ring will become uninhabitable to even hellborns, anyone that steps foot there will forfeit their life including Angels. If exorcist or fucking Adam come down he will slaughter them without prejudice and send their heads back to heaven as a notice that no one is welcome anymore and any deal they had was off. Snakes take over the entire ring and make short work of anyone who dares enter. He's buried you next to your sister and mother in the garden and visits every day to tell you he's gotten vengeance for you and will continue to slaughter every sinner who falls or anyone who dares enter the pride ring, he's made a veritable garden of Eden for himself and his family.

#ask response #classification hell au #classificationhell #thank you #lore adjacent #reactions #lucifer mourningstar #serious shit #dark #dead dove do not eat #angst #heavy angst #the delulu is deluluing #the delusions are delusioning #yandere lucifer #yandere hazbin hotel #yandere #mind break #insanity

[ririnya7]

Having watched cutie pie and cutie pie 2 you I can confidently say I go exponentially deluluer with every "Nu" coming out of Zee's mouth

#cutie pie 2 you #thai bl #bl series #zeenunew #zee pruk #nunew chawarin #the delulu is deluluing

[eddiesxangel]

This is literally me and Eddie if anyone was wondering

#the delulu is deluluing #tj talks

[gimmeurtmi]

just caught myself smiling like an idiot at my wall while i was thinking about the 0.2sec interaction i had with my crush yesterday. disgusting

#l.txt #the delulu is deluluing #it was super cute but like.. gross