I love when non Americans are tryna like get Americans on fahrenheit by saying "do you know what temperature water boils at???" I have never once in my fucking life needed to know what temperature water boils at. I boil water all the time by literally just looking at it. what are you guys needing the boiling point of water so much for?
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I know I look pro but this is my second time surfing in my life 🌊🦈🫶🏼✨
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For any cosplayers who follow me (or find this) I have a poll! I'm genuinely super curious lmao
If you're cosplaying a character who doesn't align with your gender,
"Read as" meaning the gender people think you are when they see you, just to make sure this poll is clear. Reblogs not mandatory, but incredibly appreciated, I'm genuinely fascinated by the topic
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Kinda sweet actually that he's been a creep before but now he looks at his wife with the upmost adoration and love
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Sirens
Do you ever think about how funny it is that Sirens in modern media are always shown singing about sex? Technically they sing about what ever you desire most. They sang to Odysseus about endless knowledge.
Siren: Yo, we got endless knowledge over here!
Odysseus tied to the mast: REALSE ME AT ONCE! THEY HAVE BOOKS!
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YOU'RE A WOMAN?@!
According to my followers, I’m actually a faceless gnederless internet entity who takes the form of whatever character I’m associated with.
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adamanda has very much a fagdyke dating a dykefag and people are like "ehy are you dating each other arent you gay?" and both adam and amandas response is something like "cry about it bitch" or "what are you gunna do, call the cops?" like they think its hilarious and they also go on jigsaw stakeout dates where the entire time they just point out strangers to each other and rate them 1-10 (but sometimes its would they survive a test or would you fuck them)
adamanda ask ! oh this is a swell evening. thankyou anon this is soo real so true
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