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hisnamesdylan · 2 months
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Hi, welcome to Lockwood and Co.
We have:
Anthony “sad-boi” Lockwood
Lucy “come-over-here-and-see-how-feisty-I-am” Carlyle
Quill “I-don’t-know-how-to-deal-with-not-being-useful-anymore” Kipps
George “my-conspiracy-theories-are-usually-right” Cubbins/Karim
Holly “I’m-bad-at-confrontation” Munro
Ned “brawn-over-brain” Shaw
Bobby “I’m-think-I’m-smarter-than-George” Vernon
Kat “am-I-the-only-one-with-the-brain-cell” Godwin
Montagu “can-these-children-chill-for-once” Barnes
And
“I-can-be-evil-at-times-but-sadly-I-care-about-people-now” Skull
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george-the-pumpkin · 4 months
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Lucy [doing an impression of Kipps]: I'm Quill Kipps. I mock others to distract myself from the emptiness inside me.
Kipps: That's fair. That's a fair hit.
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4dkellysworld · 7 months
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A day will come when you will long for the ending of the dream with all your heart and mind, and be willing to pay any price; the price will be dispassion and detachment and the loss of interest in the dream itself. Once you have seen that you are dreaming, you shall wake up. - Nisargadatta Maharaj, I Am That
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razreads · 23 days
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Making tea is a ritual that stops the world from falling in on you. Everything pauses while you do familiar things with taps and kettles: it allows you to get your breath back and become calm.
Jonathan Stroud, The Creeping Shadow
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xx-state-of-mind-xx · 1 month
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Dovey: Can I ask your advice for something personal?
Lesso: Of course you can ask for it, whether I can dispense it is another story.
Dovey: What is the best way to someones heart?
Lesso: Through the rib cage.
Anemone: Lesso, I don't think that...
Lesso: The sternum may give you trouble but it's nothing that can't be overcome.
Anemone: Lesso, seriously, I don't think Clarissa was asking about... [looks at Dovey]
Anemone: Are you taking fucking notes!?
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This isn't a break-up, dear heart, it's a season finale!
("Battle Cries" by The Amazing Devil)
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ascesabo · 4 months
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helmeppo, absolutely plastered: hhey. hey coby. i would be such a good “dead wife”. can’t you just imagine how good i would be in a dead wife flashback sequence? i should be someone’s dead wife
coby, on the verge of tears: Please Do Not Ever Say That Again
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Dorcas: How do I look?
Marlene: Tu eres magnífica.
Dorcas:
James: Mals, that spanish
Marlene, blushing: Du bist großartig
Peter: German, not even close.
Marlene: Fuck off!
James: and we are back to english!
Dorcas: Wait, how many languages you know?
Marlene: four, english, german, spanish and tagalog.
Dorcas: oh [starts mentally preparing the wedding venue]
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surelysilly · 2 months
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me, writing Danny: you weren't supposed to cry this arc, i swear on my life i didn't mean to make you cry again so soon —
this chapter (danny), holding me by the throat: likely story
“J-Jasper,” he croaks, and the attention is electrifying even though he can’t see it. “Jasper, go away.” That must hurt. Danny doesn’t want it to, but he needs Jasper to not be here right now. There’s some movement, a meow. “... Okay. I’ll just… let me know when I can come back.” Footsteps recede, a long one, two, three. That’s as long as Danny can hold it in — the first sob breaks free on a gasp, and Vlad’s alarm is a dull jab to the ribs.  A hand brushes his shoulder. “Danny — “ “Don’t,” he rasps sharply, the touch making his skin crawl, and huddles down harder on the couch. “Don’t.” 
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incorrectlco · 8 months
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Lucy: I’m telling you. Molotov cocktails work! Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail BOOM! right away, I had a different problem!
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talleryn · 1 year
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Ok I feel like Lockwood always has really good hair and everyone is always trying to figure out what his routine is, what products he uses, all that. And he never lets anyone know what the trick is. And then one day George finds his shampoo bottle and it’s this shit
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*Aziraphale returning to the bookshop, the door is locked and the key won't work*
Crowley flinging open both doors: Ah Aziraphale!
Aziraphale: Crowley what are you doing in my bookshop?
Crowley: No no no no, no. This bookshop is no longer Az Fell and Co. It shall hence forth be known as Crowley's mojo dojo cassa house.
Nina: you don't have to say all of that.
Crowley: I know but it sounds good.
Maggie & Nina: Mojo dojo...
Aziraphale: Crowley this is my bookshop. It's mine!
Crowley: Not anymore angel.
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hms-incorrect-quotes · 7 months
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Why is this mind-coded.
Cos anything Miku is mind coded of course
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toastermin-it · 1 year
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yusuke: "it's easy to forget what a sin is on the battlefield."
akechi: opposite over hypotenuse.
akechi: dipshit.
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marksman-ofthe-mist · 6 months
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"--You, dear captain, are the most foolish person I've ever seen, sending all of your other men to die! But, oh, well... Maybe that's not my place to speak."
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xx-state-of-mind-xx · 1 month
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Lesso: I lost Clarissa.
Anemone: How did you LOSE Clarissa?!
Lesso:
Lesso: To be fair, she is very small.
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